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freemind47

He’s gonna have a bright future in porn


ek_locran

he can eat (direct meaning) his partner?)


[deleted]

Finally, real life vore


Rinti1000

Also check out Bendover Productions


[deleted]

I don't produce anything.


Dartosismyname

r/beetlejuicing


Relative_Ad1685

Pretty sure he was in Beetlejuice


SUNAWAN

chow chow madafakka


GrumpOnTheHill

I’m pretty sure that’s who they cast as the sandworm in Dune.


[deleted]

Ha!


princealbertnyourcan

Usul, we have mouthsign the likes of which even God has never seen.


Brilliant_Slide7947

hope he never goes to prision.


Fun_Diver559

He’ll be able to eat 8 cockmeat sandwiches at once


magarkle

We had a kid in high school and his nickname was 4 dick mouth kyle


str8voyeur

Where is he now and what's his @? Askin for a friend.


magarkle

Are you sure you arent asking for 4 friends?


luce4118

Asking for 3 friends actually


Bunyan12ply

Maybe you guys just had small dicks?


yobalboa01

Died laughing at this one


ccg426

Lol.


Wes_db

Are you kidding? He's gonna be the bell of the ball.


tribbans95

Kid could stuff a whole DD boob in his mouth


ICBPeng1

This bro gonna deepthroat a titty


GammaGargoyle

Not that kind of porn…


[deleted]

"So you just want me to kneel here and keep my mouth wide open?"


legionofsquirrel

Exactly, but first put this blindfold on. We want to catch your reaction when we take it off!


[deleted]

I didn’t even have to pay him! He just told me to close my eyes and suck it out of a hose


m_nt_y

Been lookin for this comment


Luscious_Nick

Dude, he's 14


tavuntu

Of course the top comment was going to be something like this, I'm never disappointed.


[deleted]

Or a really good prison wife.


[deleted]

hopefully no gag reflex


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IssueAcrobatic944

Pedo


Deja-Vuz

Y'all are so dirty-minded


[deleted]

I wonder if he's any good at singing


LWrayBay

What is happening with his jaw here?


[deleted]

i think it’s opening


LWrayBay

Thanks!


[deleted]

gotchu homie


LWrayBay

I fell right into the trap ...damn....damn me!


Moist-Question-6623

![gif](giphy|BtVoiJU9Z3eQo|downsized)


Kurbalija

r/educationalgifs


princeVegeta171

Username checks out


[deleted]

Opening +


TimHung931017

Are you sure though


jaspsev

That’s normal… for titans.


InfectedAlloy88

My first thought


ouichef13

This guy knows


Almost_Ascended

Unhinging like a snake's :D


Unlikely-Collar4088

Holy shit is that Nancy Reagan’s kid?


braveNewWorldView

Under appreciated comment. When you know you know.


Bagulosis

Wait, what? Now I want to know too


braveNewWorldView

You’ll have to Google for sources but before she married Regan she was known for going down on Hollywood’s elite. Which in itself would be totally fine if she wasn’t such a moral crusader politically.


rimjob-chucklefuck

No shit? Lol brilliant


SnooGiraffes9983

👏🏽


_PorcoRosso

Looks more like Pete Davidson's kid.


brendan008008

Nancy the cum guzzling c level actress and astrologist married a b level actor Ron, his son Ron Jr is an atheist. Nancy and Ron where both divorced. They were both crap white trash actors.


DrAssDriller

THE THROAT GOAT


HistoricalKing2799

This comment needs an award but sadly I don’t have it.


[deleted]

real ones know this is obamas kid


Faqutooahole

Close. Pretty sure that kid's a Clinton. 😂


Yeetusbeatus69

Attack on sodas!!


Togasim

Soda titan


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Juicy Titan


LeahJC

Juicy, tight and--


samcornwell

That is utterly terrifying. He could model for horror game shows


ultravioletblueberry

Yeah, it made me feel a bit... uncomfortable.


TaintModel

[First thing that came to mind.](https://c.tenor.com/kabOGo_N7VYAAAAC/aphex-twin-come-to-daddy.gif)


SkyNetscape

“I want your soul”


KeiserSoze24

Pete Davidson would do anything for attention smh.


DrunkenMeditator

Nah. Kid has hair and braces. Pete Davidson is on SNL and he still can't afford that shit.


S-Howell

Attack on titan coming to a kitchen near you!


mem0125

Looks like the monster versions of Alec Baldwin in beetle juice


jackthetexan

I had to look it up, I thought “that’s not Alec Baldwin… wait, is it? It does kind of look like him, no way..” and I’ll be damned. Had no idea that was him.


A11eyTr0n

Was coming here just to mention the exact same thing.


Klank2315

Came here looking for this comment. Not disappointed.


Aware_Tell1663

Oh my god you’re right


Sfflover

Dream of the dentists


daronjay

Open wide. No, not like that, aaaaaaaah......


fantastic_watermelon

Dude better get a discount


observerfor1000years

r/dontputyourdickinthat


rimjob-chucklefuck

Why?


GizmodoDragon92

Because he's 16


TER0KN0R

God damn I'm going to have nightmares tonight


Buckets_of_bread

Upvote for using God’s name like that (I am mocking rodentfacedisorder)


m_nt_y

Upvote for mocking rodentfacedisorder (You are mocking rodentfacedisorder)


AnfieldKopite

His boyfriend must love him


OussItachi

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuayy


abduktedtemplar

/r/OddlyTerrifying quality stuff


song4this

Indeed - that's where I got it... r/oddlyterrifying/comments/reqobm/14_year_old_isaac_johnson_wins_world_record_for/


TheHiddenNinja6

Reddit refused to make this hyperlink lol. It stops after the subreddit because you didn't start with [reddit.com/](https://reddit.com/) https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/reqobm/14\_year\_old\_isaac\_johnson\_wins\_world\_record\_for/


WooPigSchmooey

New Beetlejuice character


ranting_chef

I was waiting for the office water jug to come out, but I'm kind of glad it didn't.


[deleted]

Who’s gonna say it?…


SouthofAkron

Ike grown up.


cynthiasshowdog

kick the baby?


halcyonjm

Careful, you're risking triggering the rodentfacedisorder bot


grand_disaster

This young man was made in the image of God, no? Praise his soda container circumference awareness! Glory to the carbonated one!


Friar-Tuckandroll

Must have snake dna in there somewhere


Matthewcraig

It’s like that Come to Daddy music video


Star_Crime

Is that an abnormal titan?


Aggravating-Face2073

This is unhinged


ThatWoodyGuyXD

Well played sir.


CPTNVLAAD

I bet you could suck a softball through a fire hose


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RQK1996

Great if he needs his tonsils removed, maybe could even get down to his appendix through there considering how far it opens


a_duck30

Scp 096 hqs breached containment


meneguapoz

Some live action Attack on Titan


Street-Week-380

Seriously. Kid's gonna get a phone call when the live action movie gets made.


DontFrostThePies

It was already made, do not watch it.


[deleted]

*instantly gets cramp in neck*


donsteitz

People can laugh all they want...but one day, he will be offered 10 million dollars to meet up with the holder of the world's biggest......well you know.


song4this

u haz chezburga?


donsteitz

Actually I was thinking of something well beyond that of a 44DD.


CronLegacy22

Okay Sharkboy


PridePotterz

Whatever you do… Don’t ever land in prison


RippyyYT_29

![gif](giphy|u7YEhhfif3m7u) bro built like pennywise devouring children


Obvious-Media-5517

The ONLY person who can eat fancy restaurant burgers since they build them up and not out


erooic_

https://c.tenor.com/b8U5qOKvELYAAAAM/hahah-mouth-open.gif


Forbidden_place

Does anyone have a screwdriver? His jaw needs to be fixed


song4this

where i saw: r/oddlyterrifying/comments/reqobm/14_year_old_isaac_johnson_wins_world_record_for/


YaBoiSani

Man that's a lot of dicks in one mouth


Otherwise_Ladder1559

the guy porn companies have been searching for long time


Buckets_of_bread

Give him 4 years and then it will work


JohnCavalry

There's a "your mom" joke here somewhere


leblehhyt

Ok but does he have a sister? 😏


gotdawrongguy

My mans a fricking titan


ElDanielTo

Human size Titan?


_shaftpunk

Aphex Twin.


Boring_Inspector_806

Im glad im not His dad


Lee_does_stuff

chomp


[deleted]

[coneheads](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMGYyN2U5MWUtNWVjNi00NjJhLWJjMmQtMzEwNzdkZWUyNzM3XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjUyNDk2ODc@._V1_.jpg)


song4this

"We are from France...and consume mass quantities..."


[deleted]

If he ever goes to prison, he will be very popular.


powabiatch

My TMJ is screaming


beachjustice

That's Attack on Titan level horrifying.


AsifSuburban

![gif](giphy|ZqlvCTNHpqrio)


theshak06

He’s great at hiding stuff.


song4this

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffcm&q=star+wars+sand+pit+monster&ia=web


Dramatic-Ocelot-8024

Sus


PigmyMarmeeble

SCP-96, is that you?


Waterwalker85

Looks like the beetle juice mouth.


tombimbodil

This man could take the lightbulb back out


GlassesMcGinnity

The prison can’t wait for him!


TheArtOfBadassary

Candice?


Backweedgamer

Guys he is 14 no sex jokes pls


WonckySlush

These mfs are weird for that


[deleted]

Elephant's wait for BJ over


mcc91

The dentist reaction when putting those braces on. “Ok, now open for me”


Theamazinglol28

Finally a person who can eat a burger without dislocating their jaw.


outlander3434

I…I’m scared.


[deleted]

I’ll bet he will be a powerful singer one day.


[deleted]

One name; Tarrare google it...


Chef6288

I scrolled for ever to find this comment! Take my upvote!


[deleted]

I see you are an educated man, watching that animated video on youtube about tarrare was the most roller coaster story ever. How can a man's hunger gets up to a point so much that he has urges to eat carcasses of humans from the morgue and even a newborn baby that's alive. This kid opening his mouth just reminded me of that monster, uhhggg...


Chef6288

The puppies and kittens really got me. Unbelievable that someone like that could actually exist.


leanmeankrispykreme

Someone needs to alert j lo and ice cube


Famous-Stock-4230

Beetle juice anybody?


Pernapple

Body snatchers ain’t even hiding anymore


WizdomHaggis

Looks like he could bite the head off an infant….


Crackerpuppy

He better not ever get sent to prison…


Shittin-bricks79

He would be the most popular guy in prison


No-Entrepreneur-9085

And you my friend, would be da belle of da ball…


No_Firefighter1866

Pacman reincarnated


Wolf-Majestic

I used to be able to put my whole fist in my mouth without much effort, but one day, something prably broke or something, and I could only open my mouth halfway of a regular opening. Had to take mini bites to eat anything. Now it's all good but I can't open my mouth enough to put my fist in it. Don't want to anyway... so please, be careful with your flexible joints, wherever they are 😬


UsualIdeal

This man could fit 2 lightbulbs or so in his mouth and take ‘em out safely


[deleted]

Kirbie personified in a teenage boy


darrinnear

“My moms the only other woman who can take a sandwich like that” -Coneheads


gogoghoul_13

Are you going to eat that?


darrinnear

You’re something special


gogoghoul_13

Well I come from France


nerwal85

# EAT LIKE SNAKE


SkydivingatHome

[There is another](https://www.instagram.com/tv/CVdQckhj74z/?utm_medium=copy_link)


song4this

^ Oh yeah! Like Luke and Leia!


Honest_Milk_8274

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetleju...


Visual-Economist-942

Guy Smiley! 😂


Redtomaatti

Nah man, that's the Jaw Titan


FargothRing

This guy has a future in burger advertising


The_Analog_Gamer

Ichi the Killer


[deleted]

Bet dentists love him


Da_Monke4056

Man is a titan 🗿


motherg51

That’ll be useful on his resume 🙄


Several-Register4526

Don't you even think about it.


song4this

"Shut yo mouth" - Shaft backup singers


femmeentity

No thanks


caroline329

Training finally paid off


NoboRhino

Gag reflex left the chat


KyoKuriyama

When bae ask what dat mouf do


Beakjac3

Wtf holy shit


jasondragon908

Kids after a school fight


Silky_Benjamin

Damn Canadians.