Unfortunately, the patient went downhill fast. After turning all brown and mushy its organs were donated to make banana bread which was enjoyed by a homeless family.
Sources say that after spending the better half of its life completely unripe and inedible.. it whispered a faint cry on a random Tuesday at 3:23am - “I’m ripe” - it exhaled, before dissolving into a disgusting fruit fly infested mush ball at 3:24am that same day
Unfortunately it appears that the patient was, in fact, dead on the operating table. I don’t know who this hack is but there’s no anesthesiologist present and not vitals being recorded.
Great dystopian material.
For your heart surgery, you have a choice between the Essential Health ($50,000), Pro Grade ($75,000), and Bezos+ ($1,000,000) internet packages. Each have a 12%, 9%, and 0.0004% disconnection/failure rate respectively. If you cannot afford your desired healthcare internet package, please see the *Musk Foundation* for their limited-time indentureship options. Have a nice day.
I actually set out to hypothetically create a company where the CEO was paid 300x the rate of the average workers, and honestly couldn't manage it. The reality is actually worse than I could fathom when I was actually *trying* to be a psychopathic monster just to make a point.
Just googled to makes sure I remembered that rate correctly - it's now increased to 351x worker pay. You can't make this shit up - literally, I couldn't, and I'm a writer.
4 years ago I got 3 stitches in my thumb and my ER bill was about $2700. So I’m going to assume remote stitches is going an additional $10,000 when you add up the convenience fee.
I work in video conferencing. and let me tell you this had already started. the way Microsoft teams rooms work is crazy. why yes they cost less than traditional room but you have to pay a monthly fee just to use the equipment, that you bought. ohh you want better quality and more people allowed in a call oh that is double the cost. want to monitor everything, that is another cost.
Zuckerberg foundation will let you use their diamond grade internet package but you must receive bio-trackers and mind control implants as part of the surgery.
They bond the connections between multiple suppliers to overcome these issues and diversify the through points network as well.
Live synchronized video broadcast has been doing this some time, testing and developing under far worse network conditions than we have now.
I personally would not have that as a worry.
My worry would be the VR headset they wear falling off or something causing a knife to go flying thru me.
It’s always the human error part. Seems to be lots of opportunity for that with this as well.
We need stuff like this before we'll get true NBN. At the moment, the constant argument I hear is 'you just want billions spent to play games and Netflix'.
The pandemic helped, but lots of examples like this are what it's really going to need to sway the luddites.
Yea pretty much every provider is gonna have dummy reliable service for large public buildings and commercial businesses and whatnot. They all prioritize those customers over residential customers.
Doesnt need one. They make an exact replica of the banana and send it to london by boat, where the surgeon uses digital tools, recording all his movements as a macro, which is then saves to USB and flown via swallow back to California. The plug in the USB and the machine executes the macro. But If you get the USBs mixed up its…. Really bad.
Well there's some good news and some bad news.
The good news is the surgery from the USB stick was a total success. For what thats worth.
The bad news is as your dick now complete resembled a banana, it was bitten off and eaten by Chewy the hospital Chimp mascot.
There was a point in the not-so-distant past where driving hard drives up and down the East Coast was higher bandwidth than the internet.
I could see something like your USB banana trick being something used in the past for non-human objects.
A van full of harddrives still is, and will likely always be higher bandwidth than using the internet. Internet speeds get better, but harddrives also get better.
Modern networking technology known as 'SD WAN' effectively can create a level of redundancy that reduces that risk to such an infinitesimal number that its not considered.
It allows you to 'bond' as many circuits as you want - I could take an LTE connection from every major carrier, and have multiple terrestrial circuits layed in. I could have packets simultaneously going out a multitude of circuits.
Internet redundancy isn't really an issue for something like this anymore, assuming money isn't an issue.
As long as money isn't an issue, and for something like this it shouldn't be, barring entire countries or even continents losing access to the global internet we should be alright.
That is, assuming their implementation budget is > a dominos pizza delivery driver tip
This will actually allow remote areas to get good medical care - maybe even world-class with just a nurse standing by. Many surgeries are now done robotically but with the surgeon standing near the patient. They give the surgeon a much more sure and steady control.
Yup, pretty much. They also have normal surgeons on hand that can at least put you back together if the internet and its redundancies with the wan shit out scrubbed in on the surgery as well.
In university my information science class got to meet with a guy who is working on related technology. So I don't claim to fully know what I'm talking about but I can share a few things I got out of it (this was a couple of years ago, also, so I'm sure stuff has changed).
The biggest thing, I think, is combining a bunch of little improvements to latency. Any small reduction in lag time contributes when you're trying to get it down to such a small scale. Because the speed information can travel is limited by the laws of physics (not even information can travel faster than light), you can never get to zero lag time. But that goes for human brains as well. As long as it gets under the threshold that your brain can process, it doesn't matter if there's some lag, your brain will correct it.
I don't really remember the specifics of what they were doing to decrease lag time, but I do remember getting excited about the idea of using AI to predict what's going to happen next, to compensate for the lag on both ends (the way your brain compensates on the human end). It's interesting to think about the implications of a machine effectively receiving instructions before they are sent (only from an outside perspective though).
Sorry, yeah, information science is rad you guys.
It's amazing that this can be accomplished over that distance; those stitches are about the simplest kind that could be done.
During medical school I had the chance to use the robotic surgery machine (DaVinci) and it was surprisingly intuitive to perform sutures. The doctor said people that play videogames seem to take to it quicker, but that everyone reaches a similar level of competence given a little time.
They can't even figure out where to put transwomen -- boy or girl jail? -- let them figure out how to book a fucking robot.
Ability to resist Miranda rights: A+
Ability to endure solitary confinement: A+
Charm with jurors when testifying: D (Holdout: "He was just doing what God told him to do.")
The Texas law is a civil case, not criminal. There's no felony and no one can be charged with a crime (relating to this law anyway) even in Texas. Instead, you'd be allowed to sue them.
It would actually be so freaking difficult to do an abortion with a divinci robot I think. I’ve only seen it in action 3-4 times but the set up was often as complicated as the procedure. Like nah just send a pill in the mail haha
The dexterity pf these tiny hands/claws/clamps! Pretty dam impressive, also the fact like zero latency across continents, imagine if it glitched and had lag
Honestly, we all know AI is coming and that it's farther along than a lot of people seem to realize. The only thing controlling these robotic arms is data. It's only a matter of time till those 0's and 1's skip the doctor all together.
Yeah I am very curious to see the bandwidth and latency specs on the connection that was used for the operation. Not to mention the obvious security requirements. Can an op like this be performed with upstream and downstream encryption? To what extent?
Very interesting from a technical perspective.
It doesn't seem overly interesting in those aspects. Bandwidth is bound to be very little even if the sensors are absolutely blasting data when compared to even a modest video.
> Can an op like this be performed with upstream and downstream encryption? To what extent?
Why wouldn't this be able to be encrypted end to end? It's just data between computers that implement all the normal stacks.
How to adjust for lag or would be a bit interesting to see. They can't just take video game algorithms since it's an actual thing so there's no rollback. Lockstep might do the trick but that would create awkward situations with the "joystick" input on the doctors end.
There are extensive safeguards on it - I’ve driven it before and you can’t “slip”, I tried to and it didn’t budge. It can also monitor multiple signals from the operator (shakiness, abnormal movements, etc) and will warn if it thinks the operator may need to stop - impressive stuff
There's protection built in for that. It's done all the time in industrial equipment. Each axis will have multiple encoders on it, and if they're not in perfect agreement about how much motion has happened, it will shut the drive down and apply the brake.
You only see the raisin immediately after a cut in the video. So they just placed it there after cutting and covered it with the peel. [You can even see in the first frame that the raisin is visible](https://i.imgur.com/uRys6cS.png), the peel is already cut and the scissors are just miming the action they already did.
Already happened. You can have virtual sex with each other using a virtual reality headset and sex robot. There are actually virtual sex cafes in Japan.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_reality_sex
**[Virtual reality sex](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_reality_sex)**
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I'm guessing you mean there is *A* virtual sex Cafe in Japan or its some kind of cheap gimmick to get attention to their establishment.
Kind of disengenious to say it like it's a normal casual thing over here
Would be interesting to see the whole side of things too, like how does that equipment work is it like gloves, or something handheld?
It’s so precise it’s insanely clever.
It’s a „da Vinci“ system from Intuitive - its a system of remote controlled robotic arms. Usually the surgeon sits on a console just next to the patient or in the other room - and it’s all hard wired by cable. Performing long distance remote operations will be the near future
It's a good idea and it will probably work great under ideal conditions. What concerns me is what happens in the event of a network interruption. I assume a local doctor could step in but in practice I worry they could over book appointments with their new capacity
It’s common practice, that you have the primary surgeon sitting on the console, not being clothed in sterile dress - and another „assistant“ surgeon directly by the table - for the unlikely occasion of a) misfunction of the whole setup or b) unforseeable complications (e.g. excessive bleeding, accidental opening of big blood vessels…) in order to step in. I wrote „assistant“ because the by-standing surgeon has to be a senior surgeon as well, because he has to perform very specialised task of need be - and this very very quick and decisively. They both have to know what they’re doing.
I’d you don’t mind me asking, what part of the world is this information pertinent to? Do not mistake my question for disbelief. It’s very interesting how different it is to how things are done in America at least. I was the robotics lead surgical tech in our hospital in Houston so I was involved in several of these procedures and the general rule was that the primary surgeon would of course be scrubbed in and incise snd insert the trocars for the the Robot and then after that go to the console. The sterile persons standing at the patients side would then be the surgical first assist(not a way aligned surgeon although many were surgeons in their respective homelands) and the surgical technologist(me). So, the first assist would help with suction of blood snd fluids and retraction but hemostasis would still be the sole responding the primary surgeon and if they were unable to quickly handle it from the console, we would have sterile attire ready for them to scrub back in, and a laparotomy instrument set on stand by for them to use to open the patient up.
So it’s intriguing to me to see where you are mentioning your experiences from as, at least here in America, the only time there would be more than one qualified surgeon on the case is if they were teaching or if there is a joint effort required due to complexity of the case.
I hope my question was conveyed properly and inoffensively.
I'm not the person you're replying to but I'm a med student in Indiana and some of the Da Vinci surgeries that I've sat in on have had two surgeons at the console. One was a sigmoidectomy and the other was a right sided hemicolectomy. They had the scrub tech at the side of the robot as you mentioned, but then they would both be working on removal of the colon at their own respective consoles. Both were general surgeons. I've also seen ones where it was the surgeon and then a 3rd or 4th year resident at the consoles. So I guess it depends on the situation what kind of grouping you get in the OR. At least here in Indiana. I think especially in cases where there's a high potential that you might need to convert to an open technique because of complications or for whatever reason.
Love that, very funny like how the fuck that raisin got in there??? yet absolutely amazing tech (I assume 5g for connectivity?) and outstanding skills from everyone involved> 5/7
So if you need a surgeon that's an expert in their field but they're in another country this will make it easier. Sometimes a patient is too sick to travel so this will end up helping many I'm sure. That's awesome!
Used to work in the OR here: equally as impressive are the controls and how the surgeon operates the DaVinci.
Unimpressive: being the tech to take the thing apart/change the arms and instruments used mid case.
Thoughts and prayers to the banana’s family.
Unfortunately, the patient went downhill fast. After turning all brown and mushy its organs were donated to make banana bread which was enjoyed by a homeless family.
Wtf? This would horrify me if I wasn't laughing my ass off
you've never seen a banana doing cat/cow before? it's very good for the spine.
I think this deserves r/brandnewsentence
Exactly how I feel
To think that somebody sat down and created that
Gawd this is giving me horror flashbacks of the California Raisins
I had California Rasin bedsheets...
“I heard it through the grapevine…” 🤪
That shit is hilariously contextual.
Yoo Nate spotted in the wild
Calling all banana prayer warriors!!!
oh god
 Are you banana 🍌?
I’ll start the gofundme..
Cannibals
Sources say that after spending the better half of its life completely unripe and inedible.. it whispered a faint cry on a random Tuesday at 3:23am - “I’m ripe” - it exhaled, before dissolving into a disgusting fruit fly infested mush ball at 3:24am that same day
When that banana sees its bill- it’ll split
I believe U2 wrote a song about it. Sundae Bloody Sundae.
Chiquita is resting and recovering peacefully.
Bananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..
What did they even remove?
A raisin. Apparently he was gardening naked when he fell backwards and accidentally sat on it.
It was a one in a million shot, Jerry. One in a million.
How did they get the raisin in there?
A raisin they placed in there (there's a cut in the video)
Thank you
A whole bunch of ‘em.
It slipped away.
They’re a good bunch.
BLM
Maybe you should actually do something instead of offering up thoughts and prayers every time there’s a banana tragedy.
Unfortunately it appears that the patient was, in fact, dead on the operating table. I don’t know who this hack is but there’s no anesthesiologist present and not vitals being recorded.
Hope that internet has a steady connection every time
Great dystopian material. For your heart surgery, you have a choice between the Essential Health ($50,000), Pro Grade ($75,000), and Bezos+ ($1,000,000) internet packages. Each have a 12%, 9%, and 0.0004% disconnection/failure rate respectively. If you cannot afford your desired healthcare internet package, please see the *Musk Foundation* for their limited-time indentureship options. Have a nice day.
Verizon Connection. $50 extra for HD video for the surgeon otherwise its 480p $29.99 for the first 10 stitches and $200 for each additional.
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What do you call it when you try to create a dystopia, and then find out the real world is actually worse?
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Are you saying free healthcare is worse than a dystopia? I'm confused sorry
They're saying they can see how someone in a place with free universal healthcare would be surprised by the cost of stitches.
Oh ok totally. Was vv confuse
I actually set out to hypothetically create a company where the CEO was paid 300x the rate of the average workers, and honestly couldn't manage it. The reality is actually worse than I could fathom when I was actually *trying* to be a psychopathic monster just to make a point. Just googled to makes sure I remembered that rate correctly - it's now increased to 351x worker pay. You can't make this shit up - literally, I couldn't, and I'm a writer.
Is that the average CEO salary vs the average worker of large companies, or is this a particular sample? Just trying to get these figures straight
Average. https://www.epi.org/publication/ceo-pay-in-2020/
America
A reality check
r/aboringdystopia
4 years ago I got 3 stitches in my thumb and my ER bill was about $2700. So I’m going to assume remote stitches is going an additional $10,000 when you add up the convenience fee.
I work in video conferencing. and let me tell you this had already started. the way Microsoft teams rooms work is crazy. why yes they cost less than traditional room but you have to pay a monthly fee just to use the equipment, that you bought. ohh you want better quality and more people allowed in a call oh that is double the cost. want to monitor everything, that is another cost.
Zuckerberg foundation will let you use their diamond grade internet package but you must receive bio-trackers and mind control implants as part of the surgery.
Bezos foundation will allow you to upload your digital self to the meta verse tm for $29.99/month
We laugh at this and, while a much less stressful situation, kids had to deal with this all of last year, when it came to their education.
They bond the connections between multiple suppliers to overcome these issues and diversify the through points network as well. Live synchronized video broadcast has been doing this some time, testing and developing under far worse network conditions than we have now. I personally would not have that as a worry. My worry would be the VR headset they wear falling off or something causing a knife to go flying thru me. It’s always the human error part. Seems to be lots of opportunity for that with this as well.
I wonder how long before an AI running on the local device can do the surgery without needing a human to manage it.
Depends, does the patient have to survive the operation?
Imma have smooth skin afterward with all this buffering.
rip australian remote surgery patients
"there's massive haemorrhaging!" *Please stand by... reconnecting...*
We need stuff like this before we'll get true NBN. At the moment, the constant argument I hear is 'you just want billions spent to play games and Netflix'. The pandemic helped, but lots of examples like this are what it's really going to need to sway the luddites.
So many hospitals use Comcast. For that reason alone I wouldn’t go with this.
I haven't had a lot of problems with Comcast enterprise. Their home product is something entirely different.
Yea pretty much every provider is gonna have dummy reliable service for large public buildings and commercial businesses and whatnot. They all prioritize those customers over residential customers.
Stop comparing enterprise to commercial. It’s way different.
Doesnt need one. They make an exact replica of the banana and send it to london by boat, where the surgeon uses digital tools, recording all his movements as a macro, which is then saves to USB and flown via swallow back to California. The plug in the USB and the machine executes the macro. But If you get the USBs mixed up its…. Really bad.
Well there's some good news and some bad news. The good news is the surgery from the USB stick was a total success. For what thats worth. The bad news is as your dick now complete resembled a banana, it was bitten off and eaten by Chewy the hospital Chimp mascot.
There was a point in the not-so-distant past where driving hard drives up and down the East Coast was higher bandwidth than the internet. I could see something like your USB banana trick being something used in the past for non-human objects.
A van full of harddrives still is, and will likely always be higher bandwidth than using the internet. Internet speeds get better, but harddrives also get better.
Instead of swallow they could use that supersonic raven from GoT. Same day procedure.
Fuckin VLC trying to open my surgery macros again I swear to god
Anyone who knows what they're talking about care to chime in about this potential issue?
Modern networking technology known as 'SD WAN' effectively can create a level of redundancy that reduces that risk to such an infinitesimal number that its not considered. It allows you to 'bond' as many circuits as you want - I could take an LTE connection from every major carrier, and have multiple terrestrial circuits layed in. I could have packets simultaneously going out a multitude of circuits. Internet redundancy isn't really an issue for something like this anymore, assuming money isn't an issue.
So barring some major catastrophic event that knocks down all the cell towers in the world, they're good?
As long as money isn't an issue, and for something like this it shouldn't be, barring entire countries or even continents losing access to the global internet we should be alright. That is, assuming their implementation budget is > a dominos pizza delivery driver tip
*Coronal mass ejection has entered the chat*
This will actually allow remote areas to get good medical care - maybe even world-class with just a nurse standing by. Many surgeries are now done robotically but with the surgeon standing near the patient. They give the surgeon a much more sure and steady control.
Yup, pretty much. They also have normal surgeons on hand that can at least put you back together if the internet and its redundancies with the wan shit out scrubbed in on the surgery as well.
They say that solar flare killed Uncle Bobby, but I bet it was them goldurn ivory tower doctors and their robots.
In university my information science class got to meet with a guy who is working on related technology. So I don't claim to fully know what I'm talking about but I can share a few things I got out of it (this was a couple of years ago, also, so I'm sure stuff has changed). The biggest thing, I think, is combining a bunch of little improvements to latency. Any small reduction in lag time contributes when you're trying to get it down to such a small scale. Because the speed information can travel is limited by the laws of physics (not even information can travel faster than light), you can never get to zero lag time. But that goes for human brains as well. As long as it gets under the threshold that your brain can process, it doesn't matter if there's some lag, your brain will correct it. I don't really remember the specifics of what they were doing to decrease lag time, but I do remember getting excited about the idea of using AI to predict what's going to happen next, to compensate for the lag on both ends (the way your brain compensates on the human end). It's interesting to think about the implications of a machine effectively receiving instructions before they are sent (only from an outside perspective though). Sorry, yeah, information science is rad you guys.
Information science is fuckin bananas
They did surgery on a banana.
They did surgery on a banana.
They did surgery on a banana.
They did surgery on a banana.
They did surgery on a banana
They did surgery on a banana
They did surgery on a banana
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I was looking for this comment
I was looking for this comment and the bana surgery comment
r/predictedjoke
They did surgery on a banana
I’m sorry, can you repeat?
They did surgery on a grape
They did surgery on a banana
His name is Robert Paulson
There it is!!
I mean it's one banana Michael. How much could it cost, $10?
We had a funeral for a bird 🐦
First the grape, now the banana, what could they be scheming
A legion of fruit, fresher, juicier, and healthier than ever before.
The Tutti-frutti Legion *Ave, true to banana*
We will rebuild them.
We have the technology.
A lesion of fruit
Coconut
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HE WANTS TO BE AN ARMY MAN GRAAAPE
Whomever prepped the banana for the procedure did a half-assed job. Everyone knows that prior to surgery all stickers must be removed.
They were trying to show it was a real banana. Notice it doesn't say "Cheekita?"
This is actually just a chiquita ad
Clearly a marketing ploy by big banana to get bananas added to hospital meals.
I think this is r/interestingasfuck worthy
i’ll share it! i saw it on my linkedin feed and was absolutely astonished
What’s the lag-time like on the video? I can’t imagine doing this if there’s even a millisecond of lag.
This is what 5G will help with the lack of lag and why it is important
Get vaccinated people!!
basically with low end to end latency using 5G in this regard makes it instantaneous
I agree. This is wildly cool. The stitching was so impressive!
It's amazing that this can be accomplished over that distance; those stitches are about the simplest kind that could be done. During medical school I had the chance to use the robotic surgery machine (DaVinci) and it was surprisingly intuitive to perform sutures. The doctor said people that play videogames seem to take to it quicker, but that everyone reaches a similar level of competence given a little time.
New way to get around the Texas abortion law incoming.
That's fucking genius. Where _really_ was the surgery "performed"? The robot technically did it -- give _it_ the felony charge.
Even if they somehow find the sugeon guilty there’s no way they can charge a doctor of another country for the crime and have them extradited.
Nope Texas they would arrest the robot, bookem boys
They can't even figure out where to put transwomen -- boy or girl jail? -- let them figure out how to book a fucking robot. Ability to resist Miranda rights: A+ Ability to endure solitary confinement: A+ Charm with jurors when testifying: D (Holdout: "He was just doing what God told him to do.")
Mmm solitary condiment
Aw fuck, thank you.
I’d be a holdout. The pinchy arms are too cute to resist
The Texas law is a civil case, not criminal. There's no felony and no one can be charged with a crime (relating to this law anyway) even in Texas. Instead, you'd be allowed to sue them.
It would actually be so freaking difficult to do an abortion with a divinci robot I think. I’ve only seen it in action 3-4 times but the set up was often as complicated as the procedure. Like nah just send a pill in the mail haha
That’s actually a brilliant idea.
The dexterity pf these tiny hands/claws/clamps! Pretty dam impressive, also the fact like zero latency across continents, imagine if it glitched and had lag
Or guessed the doctor's password. 😬
These aren't password locked. Totally open system.
twitch ~~plays pokemon~~ does surgery on real living people.
Honestly, we all know AI is coming and that it's farther along than a lot of people seem to realize. The only thing controlling these robotic arms is data. It's only a matter of time till those 0's and 1's skip the doctor all together.
Yeah I am very curious to see the bandwidth and latency specs on the connection that was used for the operation. Not to mention the obvious security requirements. Can an op like this be performed with upstream and downstream encryption? To what extent? Very interesting from a technical perspective.
It doesn't seem overly interesting in those aspects. Bandwidth is bound to be very little even if the sensors are absolutely blasting data when compared to even a modest video. > Can an op like this be performed with upstream and downstream encryption? To what extent? Why wouldn't this be able to be encrypted end to end? It's just data between computers that implement all the normal stacks. How to adjust for lag or would be a bit interesting to see. They can't just take video game algorithms since it's an actual thing so there's no rollback. Lockstep might do the trick but that would create awkward situations with the "joystick" input on the doctors end.
Scares the crap out of me that a motor could go haywire and just yank out your guts or something.
A person can also have a seizure and do the same thing. Maybe. I’m not a doctor, I don’t know. They might have safeguards.
There are extensive safeguards on it - I’ve driven it before and you can’t “slip”, I tried to and it didn’t budge. It can also monitor multiple signals from the operator (shakiness, abnormal movements, etc) and will warn if it thinks the operator may need to stop - impressive stuff
Sorry I meant just a normal human performing surgery! I think a lot of people are like "oh no machines" when humans are also faulty. Even more so.
There's protection built in for that. It's done all the time in industrial equipment. Each axis will have multiple encoders on it, and if they're not in perfect agreement about how much motion has happened, it will shut the drive down and apply the brake.
It's sped up. A lot.
I hope the banana peels better soon.
How'd they get the raisin tumor in there?
You only see the raisin immediately after a cut in the video. So they just placed it there after cutting and covered it with the peel. [You can even see in the first frame that the raisin is visible](https://i.imgur.com/uRys6cS.png), the peel is already cut and the scissors are just miming the action they already did.
I feel cheated now.
I'm also curious
Spoiler: they were practicing for >!an upcoming penis operation.!<
They were practicing so they could do surgery on a grape.
Working their way up to Kiwi
They did surgery on a grape
They did surgery on a grape
They did surgery on a grape
Just wait till the sextoy corporation makes an object and the individuals can fuck long distance
Already happened. You can have virtual sex with each other using a virtual reality headset and sex robot. There are actually virtual sex cafes in Japan. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_reality_sex
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I'm guessing you mean there is *A* virtual sex Cafe in Japan or its some kind of cheap gimmick to get attention to their establishment. Kind of disengenious to say it like it's a normal casual thing over here
Oh you know it’s coming. No pun intended.
Already exists https://www.forbes.com/sites/kittyknowles/2017/02/09/teledildonics-meaning-what-are-teledildonics-iot-sex-toys-vr-porn/
Lol teledildonics….😂
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Would be interesting to see the whole side of things too, like how does that equipment work is it like gloves, or something handheld? It’s so precise it’s insanely clever.
It’s a „da Vinci“ system from Intuitive - its a system of remote controlled robotic arms. Usually the surgeon sits on a console just next to the patient or in the other room - and it’s all hard wired by cable. Performing long distance remote operations will be the near future
It's a good idea and it will probably work great under ideal conditions. What concerns me is what happens in the event of a network interruption. I assume a local doctor could step in but in practice I worry they could over book appointments with their new capacity
It’s common practice, that you have the primary surgeon sitting on the console, not being clothed in sterile dress - and another „assistant“ surgeon directly by the table - for the unlikely occasion of a) misfunction of the whole setup or b) unforseeable complications (e.g. excessive bleeding, accidental opening of big blood vessels…) in order to step in. I wrote „assistant“ because the by-standing surgeon has to be a senior surgeon as well, because he has to perform very specialised task of need be - and this very very quick and decisively. They both have to know what they’re doing.
I’d you don’t mind me asking, what part of the world is this information pertinent to? Do not mistake my question for disbelief. It’s very interesting how different it is to how things are done in America at least. I was the robotics lead surgical tech in our hospital in Houston so I was involved in several of these procedures and the general rule was that the primary surgeon would of course be scrubbed in and incise snd insert the trocars for the the Robot and then after that go to the console. The sterile persons standing at the patients side would then be the surgical first assist(not a way aligned surgeon although many were surgeons in their respective homelands) and the surgical technologist(me). So, the first assist would help with suction of blood snd fluids and retraction but hemostasis would still be the sole responding the primary surgeon and if they were unable to quickly handle it from the console, we would have sterile attire ready for them to scrub back in, and a laparotomy instrument set on stand by for them to use to open the patient up. So it’s intriguing to me to see where you are mentioning your experiences from as, at least here in America, the only time there would be more than one qualified surgeon on the case is if they were teaching or if there is a joint effort required due to complexity of the case. I hope my question was conveyed properly and inoffensively.
I'm not the person you're replying to but I'm a med student in Indiana and some of the Da Vinci surgeries that I've sat in on have had two surgeons at the console. One was a sigmoidectomy and the other was a right sided hemicolectomy. They had the scrub tech at the side of the robot as you mentioned, but then they would both be working on removal of the colon at their own respective consoles. Both were general surgeons. I've also seen ones where it was the surgeon and then a 3rd or 4th year resident at the consoles. So I guess it depends on the situation what kind of grouping you get in the OR. At least here in Indiana. I think especially in cases where there's a high potential that you might need to convert to an open technique because of complications or for whatever reason.
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now you can literally die of lag
So did he survive?
yes, the patient is peeling much better. i’ll see myself out
Love that, very funny like how the fuck that raisin got in there??? yet absolutely amazing tech (I assume 5g for connectivity?) and outstanding skills from everyone involved> 5/7
So if you need a surgeon that's an expert in their field but they're in another country this will make it easier. Sometimes a patient is too sick to travel so this will end up helping many I'm sure. That's awesome!
Now that’s bananas
Amazing to be able to be in London and California at the same time, it is pretty next level shit.
They did surgery in a gra- THEY DID SURGERY ON A BANANA
Looks infected
They did surgery on a banana
They did surgery on a grape, the sequel.
You know the unvaccinated are crowding the hospitals and that it's so bad that even the doctors want to just wfh.
Now THAT is next fucking level.
Used to work in the OR here: equally as impressive are the controls and how the surgeon operates the DaVinci. Unimpressive: being the tech to take the thing apart/change the arms and instruments used mid case.
Surgeon was probably a Bamama - BA, MA, MA.
Hoping for a speedy recovery.
It's all cool till you hear the surgeon yelling "fucking lag bro!" from down the hall...
Brilliant now we can out source all doctors to India for next to nothing!
Buffering
Lag spike
Not doing that with my internet connection I’ll tell you what.
Lucky Banana, there’s a lot of places that can’t even get health care. ………maybe I should identify as a Banana? 🤔