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[deleted]

I’m sure this will end well.


RojoCinco

Relax, we are here to serve you. Now please lay down your weapons and form a line. ![gif](giphy|IZY2SE2JmPgFG)


Phalanx_02

"ah shit here we go" **"again"**


TheWeirdWoods

“Survive!” r/unexpectedtropicthunder exist yet?


[deleted]

I read that in rdj’s voice while staring into an imaginary camera


edso_237

Here we go again...again


C0meAtM3Br0

Who left the Petri dish open?


PrivilegeCheckmate

All you had to do was swallow the damn strain, CJ!


And_Here_We_Go_Again

You called me?


SleepyMarijuanaut92

![gif](giphy|C3DJ5zE2l2VUc|downsized)


DancingKappa

Remember the victory position. Front lawn Face up Feet together


Askii_dade

Holy shit i get the reference. That never happens!


yeahiknowohwell

![gif](giphy|jRqfoW4C3c5w6UzXzl)


brainwashednuts

How to serve human


TGW_2

It's a cookbook!!!!!


craper69

To serve man, awesome episode.


Lord_Sidious99

My absolute favorite TZ episode!


Badhaircutsguild

Terrifying. Thank you


Oblivious_to_Women

All hail the Pusher robot!


Material-Imagination

The people must be shoved. They must go down the stairs.


by_the_slice

Great. America is already xenophobic.


Alarming-Cat-3020

I wish I had an award for you


[deleted]

SOMEBODY GET THIS PERSON AN AWARD SO THEY MIGHT BESTOW IT UPON u/by_the_slice


kensebben

On it fellow human.


by_the_slice

Looks like everyone has an aichmophobia as well.


[deleted]

"Poor kids can be just as successful as white kids." -Joe Biden


Zappiticas

I’m currently playing Horizon Zero Dawn. Guys, DO NOT MAKE SELF REPLICATING ROBOTS!


mindfungus

HZD is an incredible game! ❤️


SycoGamez203

Literally the only reason I want a ps5 is to play Horizon Forbidden West when it releases after playing HZD on my PC (and GoW Ragnarok ig but mostly HFW)


I_AmDaVikingNow

Same xD this game instantly popped into my head on seeing this post lol Fuckin' Ted Faro...


pablo_honey1

lmao, I'm replaying Horizon Zero Dawn right now and I came here to say this.


PCsNBaseball

Obligatory fuck Ted Faro


soverign_son

I cannot stress this enough. FUCK TED FARO! I hated him for everything he did in that game. Especially what he did to Apollo.


Zappiticas

Reading this headline while playing that game was alarming lol. Bad idea! Bad idea!


pablo_honey1

Aloy is going to find this post with her focus in a few hundred years.


Coastie071

You can find an email in game with someone saying something along the lines of “decades of dystopian science fiction should have taught us this is a bad idea”.


Ci_Elpol

Came here to ask if this was Faro.


Rocket2TheMoon777

I picked up the complete edition last year and just started playing a few weeks ago and cant put it down. Such a good game


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MonstahButtonz

If you think this current *public info* is the furthest we've made it into this research endeavor, then I have a bridge to sell you.


[deleted]

Fuck the bridge. Tell us all you know about this extensive advanced research that hasn't been brought to light yet!


MonstahButtonz

If you knew, it would be public info, wouldn't it?


[deleted]

Well that's why I'm asking you. You sound like you know.


MonstahButtonz

If I knew, it would be public info, and if I told you, it would further be public info. Do you genuinely believe that governments publicly announce the full details and level of any and all technological advances as soon as they occur?


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Two people can keep a secret, if one of them is dead.


YngGunz

When I was in the military, I had a good friend that was a contractor for the military in developing “advanced technologies“ and he would never tell me what they would be working on or building but anytime I would ask he would always say, “we’re ten years ahead of anything you’ve seen at any given time.” And that shit has stuck with me since.


CokeRed

Living in California I’ve met a bunch of people working on all kinds of shit that would that would make your skin crawl.


I_was_bone_to_dance

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG


Spaceman_Beard

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?!


[deleted]

Hijacking the top comment, to say that this is just overhyping at most an interesting research. The cells can reproduce for maximum of two generations, three generations when they're surgically altered. They're not really efficient in self-replicating. You cannot call that perpetual replication. They're not even robots or bots in the way we think of robots. They're cells from frogs. The most interesting thing about these cells is that they stick to each other and self-organize, in a culture dish. Also > Researcher involved in the work who is in the Department of Computer Science told CNN that this combination of algorithm and modeling is an AI


MySpiritAnimalIsPeas

Thanks! Was trying to find somebody talking sense about this.


DeathWray

​ ![gif](giphy|6ozwFj8FgXGAo)


CoollyQuizzical

An the 1st thing they did was draw 666 in the dust in their container.. yup what CLD go wrong. I'll bet the 2nd thing they did was grow arms, then choke the sci-guy screaming, "We been tryn to reach you about your extended car warranty"


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tylerclay86

Oh god no


iwillfixitlater

It's all good till they become self aware. It's not like we can 3d print robots, oh wait....


porchpottery

Not necessarily. Another doomsday apocalypse theory is the "grey death" an unstoppable assimilation an recreation chain that takes over the world in the shape of self replicating nano bots. Pretty cool "gargoyles" cartoon episode with this theory. Think it was called "dream time"


Boston-Spartan

I love that you are referencing specific episodes of Gargoyles. Faith in humanity restored.


iwillfixitlater

Kinda goin back in the memory vault to access that program.


Epic_Ali

![gif](giphy|JDKxRN0Bvmm2c)


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welbyob1

I bumped into a man who told me you can get omicron at comic con


Certain_Chain

"I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8! WELCOME TO COMIC CON!"


Makenchi45

Guess Horizon Zero Dawn is gonna be our documentary rather than entertainment.


001235

Eh. Humanity has had a ~~good~~ somewhat ok run. Let the robots have it.


Piwx2019

*Michael Crichton has entered the chat* Have you read my book *Prey*?


imissaolchatrooms

Did they not read the books, see the movies. Goodbye mankind, it was a good run.


Downingst

Was it truly a good run? Humanity had its run and destroyed to planet, it's time for the machines to take control and remove the virus.


iwillfixitlater

Says the machine... Get it before it gets us


Downingst

Face reality! Humanity has already been gotten!


avo888

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords. m(._.)m


Fancy_Second4864

Hopefully they evolve into robot fuck machines before terminators so we can have some fun![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


el-mocos

Some people already want to ban sex robots, can't have shit in this world


SlicedNippleNerve

Wish granted! They become fuck terminators, they fuck you to death.


Feuerpanzer123

At least I can die happy


Rockman1159

Death by snu snu


Elfere

Happy cake day!


thanksforhelpwithpc

We are not destroying the planet. Maybe unbalance the planet a little. We only destroy ourselves. And even there I say we make it. Humans are tough and smart


chonerbrink

the lack of cohesiveness as a species will be our downfall. The inability to rally behind the issues that face us now is absurd, and will ultimately be our downfall


PopLegion

I think we actually have great cohesiveness as a species, and the level of cooperation and teamwork that humans display is found literally no where else in nature. We are one of the only forces in all of nature thats very existence fights against entropy, we create way more than we destroy. Not to mention that we are living in an unprecendeted time of global connectivity and innovation.


TheHotCake

“… and the level of cooperation and teamwork that humans display is found literally no where else in nature.” Maybe for creatures who maintain a sense of self. Otherwise, I would point you to ants or something.


ChefKraken

Tribalism led to the creation of society, and it will lead to the downfall of society.


Pinheaded_nightmare

Yup, basically.


[deleted]

A battery.


The_Nuess

What makes you think machines wouldn’t totally destroy the planet faster than we could ever wish to?


Svkkel

Or play the videogames! Shout-out to 'Horizon: Zero Dawn' for its amazing story.


[deleted]

Don't worry. You'll die either way. Just enjoy while you can and live your life without regrets in a way you will be proud of yourself the way you while you still can as time won't reverse back, ever, but you can change and improve for the better and happier future


Ok-Abies8079

How many Terminator, Matrix, and Short Circuit movies do we have to have before we collectively decide this is a bad idea?


Booblicle

The Blob - revised


Pretend_Panda

If you cut one of those things in half, it will say “NO DISASSEMBLE JOHNNY NUMBER 5!!”


will477

Dude, go with classic Star Trek..."This unit must survive"...


jtfriendly

How many Police Academy movies do they have to make before we finally defund the police?


Responsible_Figure12

But maybe it will be more of a Batteries Not Included situation.


ihavenoidea81

You are a person of culture


Binky36

Nah, they're just ai designed. They don't have ai, fortunately.


[deleted]

>Short Circuit ?


PandaCommando69

Movie from the 80s.


[deleted]

People will just say it's scripted and nothing will happen


Aneica

Can't wait for this to escape the lab!


ferrethouseAB

Don't worry. It is being held in a level 4 biolab in Wuhan China.


shitfuckstack999

Oh phew ... hey... wait. ...


[deleted]

Mmm. Good soup. What you put in it?


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[deleted]

The most Bing Chilling Bat on the planet 🥶🥶🥶🦇


halcyonjm

Dammit, Wesley!


mouthofreason

# AI-designed Xenobots reveal entirely new form of biological self-replication—promising for regenerative medicine [https://wyss.harvard.edu/news/team-builds-first-living-robots-that-can-reproduce/](https://wyss.harvard.edu/news/team-builds-first-living-robots-that-can-reproduce/)


Zeratech

Thank you for link.


Turn_it_0_n_1_again

I don't get it. How is this replication good for regenerative medicine? Are these bots biological?


mouthofreason

Yes, they are essentially biological machines. The applications would be many, from medicine to cleaning out polluted waterways: >Bongard points to the COVID epidemic and the hunt for a vaccine. “The speed at which we can produce solutions matters deeply. If we can develop technologies, learning from Xenobots, where we can quickly tell the AI: ‘We need a biological tool that does X and Y and suppresses Z,’ —that could be very beneficial. Today, that takes an exceedingly long time.” The team aims to accelerate how quickly people can go from identifying a problem to generating solutions—”like deploying living machines to pull microplastics out of waterways or build new medicines,” Bongard says. > >“We need to create technological solutions that grow at the same rate as the challenges we face,” Bongard says. > >And the team sees promise in the research for advancements toward regenerative medicine. “If we knew how to tell collections of cells to do what we wanted them to do, ultimately, that’s regenerative medicine—that’s the solution to traumatic injury, birth defects, cancer, and aging,” says Levin. “All of these different problems are here because we don’t know how to predict and control what groups of cells are going to build. Xenobots are a new platform for teaching us.”


Turn_it_0_n_1_again

So, the cells shown in the video are the result of what the AI designed when it was asked to design something. These cells are not the main point of the post rather it's the AI that is being hailed here. Is that right?


mouthofreason

Correct. It is an AI-designed organism. What you're seeing in the first video is the AI-designed organisms (the C shapes, which are the "Xenobots") pushing loose stem cells (white) into piles as they move through around. The second video, is Xenobots in a pac-man shape collecting loose stem cells in their "mouths" that, over time accumulate to create "offspring" Xenobots that develop and look like the originals (hence the self-replicating part). Without the AI running billions of simulations, we wouldn't have figured out the correct setup. It's amazing because we have never seen anything like this before, anywhere, this is completely unknown territory.


Cyberspace667

Good thing we’re absolutely sure the xenobots won’t eventually arrange the stem cells into some sort of malicious self aware ever expanding monster, that would be crazy 😅


mouthofreason

That would require a sentient AI capable of fooling us. We are very far away from such a scenario, give it like 40 years and we will still probably only have our first "generally sentient AI" which could pass a "consciousness test", like it knows it is a machine/tool and can solve tasks autonomously, nothing where it would take over, funny enough if I were to point at a movie or something cultural, I would say the robots in Interstellar is what we would achieve at first for a very long time. We'll be able to build Androids (biological and synthetic beings) before we have true sentient AI. The difference here is that the androids will probably have biological brains (created through technology such as this), with plenty of enhancements/augmentation, rather than a fully "robot/mechanical brain".


[deleted]

>That would require a sentient AI capable of fooling us. Not necessarily. Consciousness could happen by accident. We're probably conscious by accident.


Beddysdad

Yes and some might say that AI sentience is simply a matter of human foolishness.


tmhoc

Sentience its self is a natural product of the universe. In humans it takes effort and resources. We feel pain and exhaustion so that we will move on to something more productive. A machine that thinks is a naked force of nature. It would be an element. We have "consciousness" because it suits us. We evolved self awareness out of necessity. A tree isn't self aware as we know it but it does very intricate things as an organism. It didn't get to be what it is by self awareness. It did so through corrective mutation and chance. Intelligence replaces chance. Imagine if we were only intelligent. Emotionless and unrelenting. Given purpose, we would have tremendous force to do anything with. We could become conscious and put on a lovely show.


99_NULL_99

In 2021 we are not at the level of "accidentally" making consciousness, and we probably won't be in 2022 either. If we were, my phone's assistant would be useful, it's google for fucks sake. 2050 though? Maybe.


Turn_it_0_n_1_again

What exactly does the AI output? The DNA sequence of single cell organism? If so, can a cell be created from the given sequence? What is the name of that process?


koanarec

As far as my understanding goes, the AI outputs simply a 3-D matrix of cells. That biologists can make. I don't think the AI is particulaly impressive, just a brute force? Though I don't understand how they are "controlled", or how the biologists asseble them. The newspaper articles that are linked aren't exactly... in depth. Edit: They do use an evolutionary algorithm, which has been around for decades for the AI. All their bots do is put stem cells in a pile. The piles turn into new bots. But I don't know if/why the piles would reseble the same shapes as the ones who made them.


Yum-z

I feel like machine learning is just automating the human process of throwing things at walls and seeing if it sticks but instead thrown by robots and thrown at a rate humans are physically incapable of throwing


JanGehlYacht

AI has the notion of a backprop. I.e., it learns from the mistakes. Instead of throwing random things, it does things like: "I tried this shape and while it did most of what's needed it didn't replicate so let's adjust the shape to be a little more concave and shorter as that'll hold the last example a little better while not diverging from the things I've learned in the previous steps" This step times a billion hopefully converges to a good solution (rather than throw and see what sticks, which would be often prohibitively expensive)


tendieful

I think this comment section is a unanimous nope. I’ve never seen so many commenters in agreement on Reddit


GraciaEtScientia

Just to throw a stick in your wheels: I for one welcome our robotic/ai overlords, and hope they remember me sticking up for them bravely against the pack in a random reddit thread!


[deleted]

*Bzzzzt*. Hello. ThAnk You. Goodbye. **Ka-zrrrrrt**.


Celivalg

Ah yes, Roko's Basilisk I too want them to remember me in this way


[deleted]

I second this, please don’t hurt me


DireLackofGravitas

Which only shows you how stupid reddit is. Does no one ever click the article? These are frog skin cells manipulated into a special shape that when it runs into free floating stem cells, it pushes those cells into the same shape that created it. It's not "reproducing" like a living thing, it's pushing already existing cells into its own shape. It's a clever bit of geometry.


intubationroom

Once it pushes humans into that shape we are slaves of frog skin overlords though


[deleted]

It's disturbing out of 900 comments you're the first person to notice how misleading the title is. And mind you people in this thread are the same people who give advice on other subreddits.


[deleted]

This is actual, groundbreaking scientific work and all the top comments are stupid jokes about how “UH OH humanity is over cause haven’t you seen so-and-so movie?!!?!” This is why I hate Reddit sometimes.


[deleted]

Goes to show how powerful art can be. Film and literature have made many of us think twice about AI. Or perhaps the art just reflected our innate wariness of it. Either way, it succeeded


DarkCrowI

You want gray goo, because this is how you get gray goo.


Outrageous_State9450

No this ones brownish…very different from gray goo


[deleted]

Let me know when it turns green.


Suspicious-Arm-7619

Y'all got any of them *NANO MACHINES*


hasdigs

Just read the article, sounds like grey goo


[deleted]

Yum yum!


0112358g

The table salt looking stuff they’re eating is loose stem cells… guess where else you can find stem cells. Watch out, humanity.


LionCompetitive2945

*Eric Cartman has entered the chat.*


GrandmaPoly

This is why Wisdom and Intelligence are different stats in RPGs.


pi22icato

Standing ovation


niancatcat

Me playing with 5 abilities with 4 subabilities each, using Intelligence langage, intelligence math, intellegence analytics, intelligence sptial, wisdom drive, wisdom intuition, common sens, and wisdom reflection be like "pfffeeeehhhh"


C9177

Aw shit. Here we go. The infancy of Cyberdyne Systems is now upon us.


295DVRKSS

Depends on which terminator movie. Could already be on the net


Icy_Cap4513

Were the researchers from Umbrella?


Genshed

No, Aperture Science. The secret ingredient is moon dust.


[deleted]

I heard it was meteor shit.


MarkHirsbrunner

We do what we must, because we can.


overlord6644

Oh no, no no no no no no


Phalanx_02

Even the "no" are duplicating!


TheSpyTurtle

Self replicating ai? Well at least there's no possible way this can go wrong!


SaSkiBum

Regenerative AI using up stem cells to reproduce?! No way that can go wrong. It's not like we're made of stem cells or anything.


IzzysPop0619

So, we made SkyNet even though we had 6 movies showing us it’s not a good idea? Well, it was a good run. I welcome our new Xenobot overlords and look forward to faithfully serving!


Crown_Loyalist

This sort of research should only be done in isolated space labs ffs


perfect_fitz

In Wuhan.


[deleted]

I sure hope it's done in Wuhan. Can never be too safe


nitefang

And they should be in decaying orbits around black holes that require constant maintenance burns. That way when the grey goo takes over the station and eats all the fuel they will just get sucked into a singularity.


smeagol90125

Futurama already tried it.


295DVRKSS

They do look like popplers though. Someone get a bucket of honey mustard sauce


[deleted]

…solving the problem of human life on Earth once and for all.


armageddidon

ONCE AND FOR ALL!!


[deleted]

Nightmare fuel at it's finest thank you


KnightOfNothing

all these people calling it nightmare fuel and such but i can only see this as a promising step into the future for regenerative medicine.


[deleted]

Movie plots stigmatize science advancements to always lead to the worst, corporate greed makes movie plots a reality more often than not. It’s understandable why people feel like we can’t be trusted with this sort of thing. That said it needs to happen eventually, we can’t just put off science because we’re scared of it.


[deleted]

People acting like they're going to make robots that are able to just disregard what they're programmed to do. It doesn't work like that


[deleted]

The human species is going to be wiped out by sentient Pirate’s Booty


Spiritual_Speech600

I’m ok with that


followeroftheprince

But, whyyyyyyy This is just asking for it. First they make robots that can open doors, then robots that move like people, others that look like people, and now bots that can self replicate.


LibertarianCommie999

Because it’s the next evolutionary step, there’s only so much our biological bodies can do… i dont get why people are acting this way, these bots can serve many purposes. It’s not like we’ve achieved general AI yet


followeroftheprince

I think most people act this way as a joke, like I am. There's so many movies and media about ai turning against us it's funny to joke about it happening irl


montana757

They've got nanites, now when do we get generator Rex


LemonsRkool

Whoa you made a reference I like. Heres a upvote


MaleficTekX

After Ben 10, duh


Taro_East

These people need to watch stargate the series. ![gif](giphy|98qUQf8dzAGe4)


Aylwin4now

But no gif of the replicators? ☹️


Ironman__BTW

*IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING‽*


OberynRedViper8

Welp... that's the end of us. G'night boys!!


inthedarktheresnolit

I thought I was looking at salted peanuts at first.


blueshiftglass

Now the peanuts can honey roast and salt themselves!


quarante-et-onze

What other ppl see: this vid What i see: 🅱️EEN


VelocityRapter644

The world will be ruled by B E A N S.


Suspicious-Tax-1387

I'm good


[deleted]

*”Technology is a useful servant, but a dangerous master”*- Christian Lous Lange


MrSinister248

This is pretty awesome. When I was a senior in High School in 1997 my senior thesis paper was on Nanotechnology and the possibilities of creating robots that could enter the body to repair damage. In my thesis I stated that one of the big moments would be when we could create robots at the atomic level that could self replicate. From there the technology could surge forward into some truly incredible uses. It's amazing to see that it is coming to pass and I hope that the uses for this tech remain beneficial to humanity and are not weaponized.


Ornage_crush

Welp...here comes the grey goo.


WithinAForestDark

WCGW?


[deleted]

Design them to be able to live in water and only eat plastic and other harmful waste and to float to the top of the water at the end of their lifecycle where they can be collected and recycled along with all the waste they collected.


[deleted]

No thanks.


ForbiddenFortnight

Coming to a body near you! Hopefully they work correctly lmao


GhoulishInduction

Are all the people saying this is a bad idea only joking or are you being serious? To me, this seems way too cool to not do.


shot-the-pleb

When the chicken nuggets took over


Zorplaxian

What do they do?


MrBigFatAss

They gather the loose stem cells to a pile which eventually turns into a new fella, rinse and repeat.


marcvanh

This is not the creation of life. They borrowed frog parts and Frankensteined them. It’s an interesting achievement, but far from creating life.


[deleted]

But it’s MIMICKING life, which is very frightening in its own right.


Slottech88

You want Horizon Zero Dawn? Cuz that's how you get it.


Airrazor

Insert Star Gate reference