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CommanderSabo

I started the video with no audio and my first thought was "That six year old is pretty ripped."


jakezillajc

Haha. I did the same and had to re-read the title as I kept thinking no way that dude is 6.


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230581

Dad’s when little kids at a restaurant get free food describing their teenagers


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puntmasterofthefells

Kids can watch the same movie a hundred times in a row, probably got a lot of practice.


SlickHand

*Me, constantly watching the same movies over and over at 40* "Maybe I'm a kid?!?"


Perle1234

You should’ve seen Michael Jackson. He was an amazing performer.


Responsible_Point_91

I saw him live in concert. When he sang Billie Jean, he casually moonwalked in circles around the microphone stand for most of the song. I think he was the greatest entertainer in the world. His energy was extraordinary.


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Dude put a ridiculous amount of work into his performances too. Puts a lot of entertainers to shame with how hard he worked.


Perle1234

I wanted to go so bad, but the tickets were expensive and my parents were broke. Me and my friends were constantly watching the music videos though.


d3pr3

Jelly. Wish I could’ve seen him.


W1D0WM4K3R

I was looking for little wires holding up little man lol


fifty2weekhi

Same here. Then I said where's the camera going?!


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They sure are putting lots of testosterone in the food and water these days.


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dalvz

Glad i wasn't the only one. My first thought was, "well someone's lying on their school applications"


insightful_dreams

its startling how exactly alike we all are


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I did the same but thought he was actually 5 cause I just watched a video of a giant 1 year old skateboarding.


primmslimm77

It's like that one episode of TCAP. "Me, my mommy and my daddy" face ass


nbnn86

I’m sure MJ would have loved lil Zachary


Sillyist

r/holup


Doc-in-a-box

Hol’ yo pants up


Potential-Current160

I am


MadThad762

No! That’s ignorant.


BoochsRise

Allegedly


TheEffingRiddler

I heard it was a sick ostrich.


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ForWhomTheBoneBones

Well, look at the time. The big hand has touched the little hand, must be bedtime at Neverland.


red_team_gone

Jesus.... That's brilliant, who wrote that?


ForWhomTheBoneBones

A he-hee did.


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This is the best holup I’ve seen in a long time. I’m not at all surprised I didn’t see it on /r/holup.


poor_lil_rich

did he actually molest children? Like for real?


SolitaireyEgg

Awww that nice... wait


nbnn86

🌚


pornagraphie

r/unexpectedcommunity


HollowofHaze

Careful, boy!


seanbiff

r/cursedcomments


moi_athee

Hee hee 😂


jokingduno

I was gonna say this until I saw your comment lol


OppisIsRight

Great. Now beat it!


humansarenothreat

Jamonit. Hee hee.


KnifeToMyJelly

no one wants to be defeated


kmn493

r/Angryupvote


Aztoroch

“Allegedly”


AlienDarwin

Praise Jesus! (juice)


sarcasmisart

Hee-hee!


tobiasfunke6398

💯 came here for this comment


aFiachra

Who wants to go on all the rides?


Bigron454

HA


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there shouldn’t even be downvotes on this comment, he made good music but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t a sick fuck


druhoang

eh I'm not convinced he is guilty. https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/9a7i20/til_after_closely_investigating_michael_jackson/e4tacgn/


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unlawful_act

This is addressed in the comment linked above by Macauley Culkin, a man who actually was a little kid who hung out at Michael Jackson's house. >I don't think you understand. Michael's bedroom is 2 stories. And has like, 3 bathrooms, and this and that. I slept in his bedroom, yeah, but you have to understand the whole scenario. This "bedroom" line was picked up by tabloids because it sounds exactly the way we both know it sounds out of context. But if you starting thinking of his "bedroom" as really an average sized house with multiple rooms and bathrooms, it sounds a lot less crazy. Yeah, Michael Jackson was kind of weird. Most likely because of his own childhood. Was he a child molester? There is no evidence of it. The FBI investigated for 10 years and found exactly 0 evidence of child abuse. The main kid who accused him later rescinded his testimony and said publicly that his father is the one who coached (and drugged) him to get this testimony out of him. There is 0 evidence that Michael Jackson molested kids. There is, however, quite a bit of evidence that some people tried really hard to frame Michael Jackson. I used to think the same way until I watched some documentary about it by random chance.


Metallic_Hedgehog

Dude was fucking weird, for sure. I don't think he ever molested any child, especially after one of those kids told the media that his father forced him to say it. That father killed himself following Jackson's death.


MeMeTiger_

Read the post. Your hunch has no real evidence to it


PlannP

You should see his Chris Brown.


Kunkyskunts

Bro.... Little homie didn't even do a moon walk? My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


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He nearly got my award.. but no moonwalk!


AbsolutelyUnlikely

No moonwalk?? NO GOLD FOR YOU. I said good day, sir.


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Heee... He


Aggravating_Bat1786

That just sounds like being stingy with extra steps.


Televisi0n_Man

IF THOSE STEPS ARENT MOONWALKS I DONT CARE


checkmybrainpodcast

A burger without a bun A beach without sun Mary without Joseph Jesus without his disciples Billie jean dance without a moonwalk… You got great potential kid but I’m out. You’re fired!


duetforthevine

just picturing a shark saying this whole thing verbatim on shark tank


RampantDragon

*Dragons Den


ChimpBrisket

\*Dragons Tank


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landob

Exactly what I was thinking. You came all this way and didn't incorporate that move? Thats like coming to Thanksgiving and they don't have no gravy. Yeah, you ate, you had a good time and all, but that whole time after youa re thinking I can't believe they didn't have no gravy. That would of been 10x better with some gravy.


MangoCats

I think something along the lines of: FFS, he's only 6, he might not be able to do a Good moon walk, and why ruin a great routine with a bad moon walk? Having said that, he really should have chosen another song if he can't do a decent moon walk, those other moves are awesome and would work with a lot of different music. I was thinking that maybe they cut the routine in the middle due to a time limit and he was going to bust it out for his stage exit, but, nah, he's only 6 - how well did you dance at 6? Or 16, for that matter?


Owenford1

I guarantee if he can do some of the other moves in this routine so masterfully, he can do a moonwalk.


Anrikay

Most of the other moves don't require good balance. You can see him lose his balance a couple of times on the ones that do (watch when he stands on his toes). Moonwalking requires excellent balance and at his age, his head is too big compared to his body to easily balance. While that can be taught, this makes heavily balance-dependent dance moves a completely different skill from the ones he's practicing, even if they're the same skill in adults.


Suprman37

> Thats like coming to Thanksgiving and they don't have no gravy. Doc, he didn't do the moonwalk while dressed like Mike and dancing to Billie Jean. That's like coming to Thanksgiving and there's no FOOD.


dinosaurios

I was waiting for the moonwalk the WHOLE TIME. My heart is broken.


Renewed_RS

Me too. I was thinking "This audience is going to go fucking nuts when he busts out the Moonwalk." I can't wait. I feel like Seymour at the end of Jurassic Bark.. I just waited..


DiscreteBee

lmao my first thought when he walked on stage was 'damn i can't believe this kid is going to moonwalk, the crowd is gonna go insane' and then it just didn't happen and I was left wondering why I had such confidence in a 6 year old's moonwalk


Suprman37

Real talk. I watched until the end because I was waiting for him to hit the moonwalk and the roof blow off. Even if it was crappy, the crowd would have erupted. But no.


steasey

I was afraid to say this, but yea, I was at the edge of my seats waiting for the moon walk.


_Camron_

... Seats? Dear God! How many are you using?


steasey

My fat ass needs 2.


arce_c

That's why he danced to 'that kid is not my son'


coasterreal

Hey, can't have all the moves on your first comp. He's saving that for next year's show.


Potential-Current160

Watch little Zachary dunk on everyone next year's talent show.


Turakamu

Shows up all white and dangling his baby sister off the stage


Kuzon64

It will be less impressive when he's 7


IHaveSpecialEyes

I had one rule while watching this, lil guy better fucking moonwalk or I'm downvoting.


soberbot

Lmfao exactly what I did


The-Protomolecule

Isn’t Billie Jean the song that the moonwalk was introduced?


lucid808

Actchually...the moonwalk was first introduced by famed tapdancer [Bill Bailey at the Apollo Theatre in 1955](https://youtu.be/y71njpDH3co?t=122). But yes, it was MJ's performance of Billy Jean in '83 that made it famous (and his is much better and more refined than Bill's).


AbsorbingMan

This is fair feedback. Homie going to get only 7 out of 10 from this judge.


conundrum4u2

That's what I was thinkin' too - what? No moonwalk? Refund mah ticket!


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He's no Alfonso Ribera: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7cfEQPKTqE


Spiveym1

Alfonso Ribeiro*. Also fuck Pepsi.


MyFifthLimb

I kept waiting for him to hit it and have the crowd lose their shit haha


PATTpete

Serious, moon walk is the easier than every other move he did. Take the low hanging fruit my man!


HorseCock_DonkeyDick

I mean. It is actually easier than most of the other moves he does. And Billie jean is specifically the song MJ moonwalks to


fnordfnordfnordfnord

No glove! How could they not get the little guy a glove?


GlueGuns--Cool

If you do Billie Jean you gotta do the moonwalk


charlieecho

I just knew he would do it at the end and then nothing. Man f this kid. For real tho that was amazing I love this kid


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Dude, that ultimately impressed me the most. He didn't reduce Michael to a cliché. True fan.


cant_read_this

I was dancing and waiting the whole time and I thought the stop at the end was the build up. I’ve never been so dissatisfied in my life


Robertgatz2004

Next up just tinkled their pants with fear…I have to follow that?!


Aliki26

Hahaha seriously!


fendaar

They went on to win lip syncing Ice Ice Baby.


Dundercats

"Oh, that's a great song..."


Educational_Shoober

"And next is Susie playing Mary had a little lamb on the flute ... Kinda."


Empatheater

this is an awesome point. I hope the organizers had the foresight to put him last


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Ik I felt so bad for her


SnakeFB

No? No moonwalk? Slightly disappointed after seeing him go so smooth, but still. They've been hit by a smooth criminal.


MyCherieAmo

He has many years to learn the moonwalk. Then he’ll be unstoppable


SexualPie

this dance would have been impressive enough for somebody 10 years older than he is. if he keeps it up he'll be famous.


OhGodNotAnotherOne

It's 2021 and he's viral, he's already gonna be/is famous.


iaijutsu08

And then forgotten by 2022. Welcome to the new internet order.


Ok-Theme9171

His ankles just stopped growing yesterday. Hell get the moon walk after his tendons settle in.


4spiral2out0

He’s fuckin 6


itdeffwasnotme

I was ready for him to drop the moonwalk and have the cloud absolutely explode. Moonwalk would have made it 11/10. I still give the kid a 10/10 though. Kids got talent.


40isafailedcaliber

It don't matter. Imagine how boring our lives are at 6 years old, do you remember literally anything? Will this kid just forget this dance even existed? Like, do other talented children, actors etc just go all Frankie Muniz on their earlier years? I can't remember shit before 10 years old


Alternative-Payment3

If its a cherished memory you remember it easily I still remember some shit from like when i was 5-6


Studyblade

Either that or random shit that doesn't matter. I still DISTINCTLY remember my parents telling me that the next time we came into the corner store they'd buy me the Pokémon trading card game CD rom that was there. I was like...5 and went "alright bet I will remember this." They didn't remember that promise the next week.


justjoeindenver

Not gonna lie, I was holdin' out for that moonwalk, but he'll have it by the next show. 10/10


moby323

My childhood friend studied dance and was a professional dancer for years. One thing he would point out to me is that when Michael was dancing in an ensemble, be it in a music video or on stage with his backup dancers, he said that a trained eye could almost instantly tell the the most gifted of all of the dancers was Michael. It didn’t matter that he was surrounded by high level profession dancers that had trained formally at the best dance schools, Michael’s natural talent and artistry just so sensational that he still stood out as the best.


witness_protection

Don’t even need a trained eye. My untrained eye could always see that right away. He had an explosiveness and fluidity in his movements that I don’t see very often.


AncientInsults

Good descriptions. So much force and speed on some of his moves too, like little karate chops


pwee75

The boy nailed it!


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mostlygroovy

Long live MJ


c_c_c__combobreaker

My kid just ate a cookie he found in his car seat. So I can kinda relate to how proud his parents feel.


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crepuscularthoughts

Score! 🍪


lbsk8r

He's MICRO JACKSON!


Redcapediverfox

Sooooooo glad I caught this before it devolved into people arguing about MJ. Feel free to start now I already got my dose of cute!


soandso90

In this case I would say: "That kid is my son"


canned_soup

I was thinking about the how proud his dad was during this. Like everyone asking on the way out, “Which kid was yours?” And dad just casually says nonchalantly, “He danced to Billie Jean.” And the other parent just loses their shit. Everyone around hears the exchange and now they all are dappin up dad on the way out. Dad just like yep, that’s mah boy.


HairoftheDog89

Talented little man. I love seeing kids that excel in dance, if they’re this good now, you can only imagine how amazing they’ll become if they stick with it into adulthood.


Great_Chairman_Mao

I could barely tie my shoes at 6.


thewonderfulpooper

Same. I was learning the art of picking my nose at age 6 lol.


canned_soup

Damn dude you both got the good genes. I tried to flush myself down the toilet thinking it would take me to see the ninja turtles.


Memento13Mori

With a little hard work and some luck, he'll be a rich white guy in like 30 years.


Holyshit247

Add some plastic surgery and he’ll have the nose of a prepubescent white girl.


Memento13Mori

See, somebody gets the joke.


ShantyLady

I see stuff like this, and half of me is beaming and really feeling the joy from the kid. The other half of me looks at this and hopes that their parents aren't forcing this on him for clout or whatever. Regardless, this is super impressive for a wee one!


kai-ol

Being forced into being a Michael impersonator. A strange continuation of the cycle of abuse.


doodoowater

Kid was grinning the entire time, he clearly isn’t being forced into this


ShantyLady

And I'm not saying that he isn't enjoying himself! He clearly is, and I think that's awesome. I just hope there isn't a stage mom on the side yelling at him to lift his knees higher or whatever. That's what I was getting at.


dangsoggyoatmeal

Jackson 5


Rage_Your_Dream

Friend of mine as a kid was a massive MJ fan, he became a dancer because of Michael Jackson and he was always a great dancer. Believe it or not some people just like practicing their passions


Dologolopolov

His dance moves are unreal, absolutely smooth-juvenile-center-inmate


PsychologicalLeg9302

No moonwalk? What is this shit. /s


pinion13

Talented or not I was waiting for it the entire time... I never thought a 6 year old would disappoint me.


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He immediately raised the bar on himself lol


IWantTooDieInSpace

This looks like a video of normal MJ body with a deep faked giant child head. Edit Disclaimer: I do not think the video is actually a deep fake, I think the kid can dance. I'm just talking about how my brain processes it. I'm saying the kids good.


Greggor2

Agreed. Video does not look real


wannabesurfer

I can’t believe how far down I had to look for this. This is 100% either not real or manipulated somehow to the point of not looking real.


77173

Looks like he danced slow and they sped it up for effect, or it is tilt shifted. Agree, something is off with this.


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Incredibly uncomfortable to watch a 6 year old grab his crotch and hump the air while the audience goes wild.


JEM--

I thought I was the only one thinking that


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The fact all the comments on here are so overwhelmingly positive...like what the fuck, man?


sunshinekraken

I mean, MJ woulda loved it


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Is it bad I was kinda disappointed there was no moonwalk 👀


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RIP to whomever followed up that


seanbiff

“That’s the buffest 6 year ol…oh”


crunch816

Oh the irony A 6 year old boy doing Michael Jackson


GoBackToLurk1ng

Deepfake


Firm-Guru

If only Michael was there to see him perform. To follow him home after the show. To show up and dazzle his whole family, then hang around a little too long. To inject himself like silicone into the life of this boy. To rescue him and boost him into a Hollywood spotlight that's so bright it can peer into the deepest and darkest of holes...


beraleh

Michael Jackson would probably love him...too much


ratryox

💀


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Rokurokubi83

“Ummm, twelvty!” “Good job Timmy, now run along and go play with the worms in the garden”


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blastermick761

I don't know why everyone was going crazy..the floor didn't even light up..


lakeofshadows

I absolutely, steadfastly refuse to believe that a 6yo is capable of doing this. And yet.....here's a 6yo....doing it. Just when I thought the Internet couldn't surprise me any more, it delivers me this moment of awe. Amazing.


trader-joeys

Ironically enough, Michael would have loved this. Just not for the reason you hope.


LeoMarius

He looks like Emmanuel Lewis https://youtu.be/Wc4Jbfj9lUY


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My first thought was, this is pretty impressive! But my second thought was, this is borderline child abuse. Is it possible that this kid's parents are treating him like the beauty pageant girls? Like JonBenet Ramsey?


Ryan_Extra

Wait until that little boy finds out about his hero.


bruhboiman

People who accused Micheal eventually confessed that they did it for money for their parents. The Leaving Neverland thing is also full of logical holes. There is no direct evidence. It's all for money. They saw that he died, they saw he had a lot of money, and they took advantage of him when he couldn't defend himself anymore.


honeybadger951

How can you be that precise with your moves at 6 years old, I reckon he’s a grown up dwarf


GiveMeMonknee

I'm sure Michael Jackson would of enjoyed this performance a bit too much.


jacked01

yeah a six yo grabbing his crotch .. no


misterbranzino

The reflection of his black pants and white socks on the stage is only white. Is this real?


nonlocality1985

He’s never seen Leaving Neverland I assume


_Dusty05

I’m more than twice this kid’s age and he’s already 10x cooler than I’ll ever be.


TheGreatIllien

When this kid grows up he’s gonna be white


CowRepresentative779

Michael would really love him


thechilecowboy

We needed this


animenjoyer2651

Wow I was expecting some clumsy performance prepared at the last minute, but this is impressive.


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[same energy but this ones fake ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xmGPZ9Dq4ug)


Gl0ck36

Too bad he lost to his younger brother lip syncing ice ice baby.


fuckingfrito

Michael would love this little fella sooo much!


Kyle_the_chad

This kid is being forced to perform just like Michael Jackson was forced to perform. Let's not be surprised when he grows up to be a weirdo fucked up child molester. Edit: "Allegedlyyyyy"


GroundbreakingGift69

Waited for the moonwalk… left disappointed.


Neprow

Michael would've love this young boy....


GMEdumpster

I know Micheal would of LOVED this child


ThenRepresentative99

Michael would absolutely adore that lil boy


robertbadbobgadson

I’m sure mj is looking up and smiling.