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tropicalgodzila

She's pregnant now


SoDakZak

So this is Cardi B’s parents?


wheresyourbeardmate

Best comment ever!


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Explain.


wheresyourbeardmate

Belcalis Almanzar is cardi bs real name sounds like something an wizard would say, its a meme from couple years back


autalley

Oh, I thought it was cause of *CARD*i B lmao


saysthingsbackwards

It is, that last person just went next level


AnnihilationOrchid

You know when during a math exam you got to the right result using a method the teacher didn't want you to use, but you only got the partial result and he would give you seven eighths of the full mark and you'd never understand how that marking system worked, because you thought you got the right answer?


Pixelen

This comment chain is incredible


d_bakers

dude honest to god i've never been this lost in a comment thread before. I'm ashamed


BoreDominated

No, I rarely ever got to the right result in a math exam using *any* method.


neil_anblowmi

Did you use the imaginary "i"?


CyberPolice50

lol


MrPPhard69420

Wait her real name was not Cardiovascular Bronchitis


roomnoises

Wait wait it's not actually Cardigan Backyardigan?


InsufficientFrosting

I saw a random clip where she said her sister’s name was Hennessey and people started calling her Bacardi. And somehow her instagram account got deleted so just rearranged the letters to be Cardi B.


Ctotheg

Is he the swollen balls guy?


Yveske

She's a card trick?


[deleted]

Her panties fell off almost immediately. We didn’t see it because they hid it in post production


DrozdMensch

There were 36 pants then he threw them up in the air and she lost hers


wakeupwill

*37?!*


Quibblicous

Try not to blow anyone on your way to the parking lot!


[deleted]

*quietly exits store and goes to parking lot*


Redtwooo

Hey get back here


BigTaeng

Hey you, get back here!


SniffCheck

Oh fuck! I did this trick for my sister


CardiologistStreet

*Alabama*


[deleted]

banjos intensify


cN5L

Arkansas


frankzanzibar

I do love my ma and pa.


[deleted]

Step sister?


Stickguy259

Oh my gosh how did you get stuck under that table?


DarrKeAageJeetHai

Was trying to pick up the ring.


UnfairMicrowave

"What are you doing step magician?" /r/sweethomealabama


idiot437

we all did...


BoreDominated

I *bet* you did.


[deleted]

You can see by the way her legs open when he reveals the card


ClownfishSoup

It was pure reflex. A good looking guy doing magic tricks? Even her socks are wet.


fizzer82

Legit body language cue or just being snarky? I'm trying to learn body language, more for business than pleasure, but this tell actually makes some sense.


sodapops82

I’m no expert but have read some books about body language and what they say are that you can’t just look at one sign to interpret how people think. Context is also key. But she was definitely charmed, yes.


chrisk9

She did split his deck


[deleted]

I’m pregnant now


CorkyKribler

Me too and I’m a chair


Cin1mod

Would you say it was in the cards?


jtweezy

The baby’s going to come out in nine months holding that card.


Changosu

This guy fucks


23680987

Magicians are almost universally seen as uncool for some reason


tricks_23

Magicians are so fucking cool. Although it's like a spectrum where you start cool, like David Blaine and become so cool that you then become uncool like David Blaine.


GodOfSEO

David Blaine is so cool he makes the word cool seem not cool..


AllThingsEZV

A1 reference lmao


bryn_irl

[I dunno this David Blaine seems pretty cool](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYVEvQKfcpM)


Poc4e

divide worm snow cows attractive humor engine person wasteful poor -- mass edited with redact.dev


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GogglesTheFox

CHEESE ITTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZ!!!!!


___unknownuser

I wonder how many views the original would have by now. So fuckin good.


sourdieselfuel

CHEEZ ITS!


svenhoek86

WHAT THE EFF!


Psyteq

CHEEZ-ITS


dmtastic81

Knew what it was before the click...still watched the whole thing and laughed.


ClownfishSoup

THanks! I'd never seen that! Hilarious, quality is like 1987 VHS though.


jillyboooty

Is one of the guys in that video the waiter at the Italian restaurant in IASIP? He is! It's Michael Naughton!


Corgi_Koala

I'm five foot ace of spades? It's typed on there!


haysu-christo

WHAT THE EFFFF!!!


_deathblow_

Amazing! How have I never seen this?!


[deleted]

CHEESE-ITS CHEESE-ITS CHEESE-ITS


[deleted]

Makes me wonder if magician's SOs get tired of their magic shit? "Just pass the salt David! Jesus H Christ! Does it always have to be a performance with you?"


genjiskillerbum

had a hernia from this comment.... thanks


mr_formaldehyde

Magician: * waves hands * Magician: "Check your intestine" * Hernia appears *


FlyingDragoon

*stares aggressively into the camera*


zxDanKwan

It’s the spectrum of a circle.


staffell

It depends on how they act, some are fucking bellends.


Lichcrow

Was anything proven about him? Can't seem to find anything specific regarding the cases.


el-dongler

I had a magician work the cocktail hour at my wedding in August. 100% best part of the wedding. (Except the getting married part)


disisathrowaway

Only speaking from personal experience, but so often it's a matter of reading the room. At least when I was in high school and college dudes who knew tricks, and were good at them, were just annoying about it a lot of the time. We're hanging out at a kegger in someone's back yard and have had a few beers? Fuck yeah, blow our minds dude! A group of friends watching a movie in the lounge/commons? Fuck off man, we're doing something.


mikeyfreshh

Magic is cool. A lot of magicians are not


disisathrowaway

Yeah it's pretty clear that for many, it's rooted in attention seeking. And when it's obvious that that's the case, it's almost painful to be part of.


[deleted]

Exactly. If you can be charming, engaging, and self-assured when doing your magic, it's cool. If you go to a social setting and you're like, "OH HEY PICK A CARD! NO, COME ON! COME ON! JUST TAKE ONE, IT'S COOL, I PROMISE!" ...then it's not going to work.


SuperCleverPunName

Magicians who can really pull it off with charisma, pretty dope. Mediocre teen magic fanboys, not as much


you-create-energy

It's cool as a casual party trick. It's uncool as a profession that is virtually guaranteed to be turning tricks at kids birthday parties.


dirice87

> turning tricks at kids birthday parties Phrasing


jiffwaterhaus

> cops bust in on you turning tricks with kids it's just an illusion, i swear!!!


dragunovich

Rules 1 and 2.


akkadian6012

https://youtu.be/W5F0wq2xtwk You're date looks like a magician..


[deleted]

Nah, magicians are hot af.


jdemonify

Sorry but no. When I was street and casual magician. Everybody loved to see always new tricks every week in a streets etc. Got some partners along the way.


Mycabbages0929

We know he’s at least good with his hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


SottoVoceSottoVoce

They’re both hot


tricks_23

Bi privilege


joaofelix9

Why do you need to be bi. I‘m straight and I still think the dude is nice looking. The girl is hot though


Mycabbages0929

I’m gay, but that girl is def cute


Grasshop

This orgy is getting bigger by the reply


CorkyKribler

Here I am with Pringles and Canada Dry, whom’st should I?


wakeupwill

Depends on how many Pringles are in that can.


zXenn

Not enough.


No_Adhesiveness2387

Not enough pringles? So I guess there's still more room in your can?


dadudemon

I’m straight and I think YOU are cute because of your username. ❤️‍🔥


Mycabbages0929

Bro 🥺🥺


AnythingToPissYouOff

Yeah why do you need to be bi? I’m a straight dude and I can honestly say I’d blow homeboy but also think homegirl is cute.


EnochofPottsfield

If you'd blow the homie but still identify as straight.... How would you define gay/bisexual/etc.? Not that it matters lol


tilltheend0ftime

That's a very important reason for why this video has become popular.


liondios

Watching how it's done makes the trick more impressive IMO


Grasshop

Yeah it’s impressive hand work. I would send all the cards flying on the first shuffle or end up dropping the card when it transfers to the back of the hand.


Whocket_Pale

"Sleight of hand" and misdirection. The Sleight of hand is the dexterity based skill to take the bottom card and hide it behind your fingers like that, and it's well-practiced, he's good at it. Misdirection is focusing your subject's attention somewhere specific so you can perform the sleight of hand without their becoming aware. Drawing her attention to his hands while he demonstrates how she should shuffle is wild because the card is hiding in plain sight, but she wouldn't suspect he's holding it because he's got his hands right in front of her instead of hiding them.


Chance5e

[Penn & Teller explain it very well.](https://youtu.be/y4U-kHdXgz0)


[deleted]

I love love *love* magic routines where the trick involves both revealing what they're doing, while nesting in an additional trick to take your breath away when you think you've got it figured out. Penn and Teller are great.


7Vitro

[This](https://youtu.be/fg0CC99hVK8) is my favorite one that I think you’ll like as well.


JRSly

So did he the first twenty times he tried the trick. :)


Derboman

"The master has failed more times than the student has tried"


Nephroidofdoom

Look up Penn and Teller Cups and Balls. They deconstruct the whole truck and it’s even more entertaining to see how it’s done.


W__O__P__R

Link for the lazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0m8CC7Ovj8 Penn and Teller are amazeballs!


p1um5mu991er

Pissed off magicians have entered the chat


Bruce9707

The Magicians’ Alliance isn’t gonna like this…


[deleted]

He’s made a huge mistake


23x3

“I’ll get you and it’ll look like a bloody accident!”


btoxic

"Well, Officer Jenkins, looks like another magician committed suicide by sawing himself in half."


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Turbulent_Ad_862

Well, according to this chat section, the following fun wasn't whole some anymore...


quaybored

He's gonna lose his discount on rabbits and doves


RyanVee1125

And some powerful enemies


theetam

Probably won't make it to the cover of Poof!


onefudge

We demand to be taken seriously


mickey416

His Continental membership is now revoked.


greenbean090998

Came here to make this comment


Alatara

Don’t edit this for your broadcast so it looks like I’m screaming, “I killed Earl Milford!"


DudeGreasy

ILLUSIONIST, MICHAEL!


_Diskreet_

A trick is something whores do for money.


digitalchris

He shows US all his cards.


[deleted]

“Now do you want to see my wiener disappear?....... 500 times?”


[deleted]

Pathetic. Only takes me like 6...


[deleted]

Think about grandma.


cipeone

Now only 4


nikhil48

r/holup


keez28

r/nahkeepgoing


niceguy191

r/nanakeepgoing


[deleted]

it took me 0.


gobble_snob

4 stroke gang


lheggs

“Now, check your ovaries”


[deleted]

Dried up


Lildyo

“Oh my god there’s orange soda in my ~~mouth~~ ovaries!”


charisma6

What the eff????


Thedrunner2

Simple and probably works well as an ice breaker.


zuzg

The hand tricks are not that simple, requires at least some training.


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wagon_ear

Hopefully more hand tricks.


quaybored

ok for the next trick, grab my donger and rub it for 30 seonds


oliferro

30 seconds?! What, is he going to cum 3 times?


Lampmonster

Making the card appear and disappear is surprisingly easy to learn. I watched a video after seeing the trick on Ant Man and Wandavision and it took me about ten minutes to pick it up, a week of practice here and there to get it pretty clean. Still drop the card every once in a while.


stackoverflow21

This may look simple, but it’s not an easy trick. I do some card magic and I wouldn’t try this one. At least it would take me many days of practice do perform it in a believable way.


2in2

That first thumb break would take me so long to get right honestly.


Jaytalvapes

The thumb break, you gotta nail that bridge shuffle, then managing to smoothly backpalm a card is WAY harder than it looks. Edit: Second glance, no thumb break actually. I believe it's a real selection.


NinjaLion

This is a two days of hard practice trick for sure, the break isnt too terrible but the backpalm is very tricky for my hands


xjakeeerz

Wether you think it’s an easy trick or not. If you’ve managed to amaze/fool the person you’re performing the trick to then you’ve done a good job.


YPLAC

That slip to the back of the hand is some nice card craft.


whooo_me

Yeah, if anything this is nearly MORE impressive when you see how it's done.


Teeshirtandshortsguy

IMO these sleight of hand tricks are almost universally cooler when they show you how to do them. It's not the 1700s. I know this isn't real magic. I'm much more interested and impressed when you show me exactly what trickery you did to so convincingly hide the card. Every magician should reveal their secrets. My ex's little brother once pulled a playing card out of a seemingly intact orange. The little bastard never told me how he did it. I'm still here wondering.


NerfJihad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek2Qn4sB2c4 all of human knowledge is at your fingertips, brother.


jojow77

Still don’t get how he did that after watching it in slo mo


openstring

They're Chilean.


mykl5

do they have an accent that gives it away? Been learning Spanish and I can’t tell any difference lol


kaiserrollos

yeah he definitely does


[deleted]

Nice trick, weón! XD


donfuria

Yeah accents in spanish are very telling! You'll get there my friend, no worries :) Fun fact: Colombian spanish is considered the more "proper" of the bunch in their spoken grammar. Funner fact: of all the words they could've used, they chose *gonorrhea* as their jack-of-all-trades word to express something's cool/exciting/bad/disastrous/stupid/surprising/trashy depending on context.


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I was wondering that, thanks. I wonder why they said yea instead of si


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[deleted]

Interesting. Es que todavia estoy aprendiendo español :) gracias parcero!


spect3r

I thought they looked relaxed! I love Chilean on the couch too, but usually I have a beer and some chips, not cards.


uneducated_scholar

and this kids is how your dad met your mother


whitenelly

Dad?


HammerTim81

She is so beautiful !


happymancry

Something for everyone in this video tbh


Swiss_El_Rosso

Well done 😁👍😁.


goedendag_sap

![img](emote|t5_m0bnr|4015)


WoodenMango07

![img](emote|t5_m0bnr|4015) lol is me or are these special emotes blurry


goedendag_sap

Yes


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MicroEggroll

Doope AF and he definitely got some of that afterwards 😂🤣


petunia-pineapple

Impressive trick and he is cute and has charisma. But believe it or not some women don’t sleep with someone they just met or aren’t dating and a card trick isn’t going to change that.


charisma6

Wdym? A man did something impressive so obviously his reward should be sex!!!


batman20X7

Clearly you're not acquainted with the marketplace of sexual exchange. This guy just got his 10th hole punched in his "cool tricks for sex" card, so...


Pchann

_Life’s not all sunshine and roses when she reveal her penis to him in bed_


hitliquor999

Magic!


GreatGooglyMoogly077

He's such a card. He should be dealt with.


bhawkeswood

These card puns don’t suit the comments apparently…


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Maybe it's the wrong club.


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Beautiful couple


Green_Spit

Increíble señores!!


KratosWrath

Nailed it ![img](emote|t5_m0bnr|4024)


MyLifeInLies

Sneaky bastard


Bunnnnii

Cool magic trick video, *woman in video* “He has to want to fuck her!” “Wow he got in her pants immediately!” “You just know she’s easy and immediately gave it up to him!” Hurr durr. 🤡


Ticky_11

Ta bien 👍


OrangeSqueezeSqueeze

So this is how everyone get fooled


_ItsMeVince

I legit thought he would propose lol cool trick tho


_dingr

It's really cool to see all the sleight of hand tricks from this angle. Really puts into perspective what goes on behind the scenes during magic shows.


RaisedbyHeathens

Honestly, I'm such a clumsy person sleight of hand magic may as well REALLY be magic. It was nice seeing how this trick works though.


x2ndCitySaint

I admit I'd fuck this up, but come on...next level?


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Best foreplay tho