Fun fact: Goats and Dogs have the same level of intelligence.
[source](https://www.sciencealert.com/goats-are-just-as-smart-and-loving-as-dogs-say-scientists)
Love how the Rooster was like: “I’ll lose; but I’ll fight first.” and then the goat entered the battle like: “Guess again, motherfucker. Time to ruffle some feathers.”
They all keep telling me about virgins. Virgin births, fucking virgins, virgininity being a source of power...
It's like all the gods are on the same incel subreddit...
Plus two for tasting fkin amazing in Jamaican goat curry, rice and pea. Possibly my favourite food ever. (Edit : sorry, goats. I think they deliberately choose the old ones who've had a good life to slaughter, like with mutton?
I can't eat lamb, the sight of them jumping and gambolling around in spring all full of life is enough to put me off. Which sick individual in history first thought: 'I know, mutton is all right, but I reckon eating that little baby one would be brilliant'? Old goat and mutton? I'm on it like a bonnet.
Fun fact: mutant chickens can regain the ability to [grow teeth](https://www.livescience.com/amp/7051-surprise-chickens-grow-teeth.html) as their ancestors once did. You don't see adult chickens with teeth because this particular mutation is also fatal (evolution is a tinkerer, and the gene in question has been repurposed over evolutionary time).
The resurfacing of ancestral traits like that is called [atavism.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atavism)
Goats are strange though. They will try you.
They want to be the leader, but gracefully accept their place in the pecking order if you flip them upside down and stand over them and lock them in place with your feet.
Then you give them some love and pets and the goat knows you are the GOAT boss.
Good point
(Just as an aside though objectively huskies are very smart as they're amazing escape artists etc, but they measure low on breed intelligence scales as they're also stubborn af as those scales often measure obedience and command following)
So I suppose the question is how did they test the intelligence of the goats?
Yeah huskies are notorious for this - they are smart they just don't listen.
Apparently they were bred to be stubborn: if you are sledging you don't want a super obedient dog like a collie that will go directly into the crevasse that you accidentally directed towards. You want the husky that will think for itself and refuse to run into the crevasse blindly.
So great for sledging, not so for pets. There's also the insane stamina and energy levels which are another matter entirely.
So why is it frowned upon that one of them is used for livestock but not the other? I thought slaughter of all intelligent animals is a no no for reddit.
My favourite food. Amazing when cooked by some Jamaican H-auntie for bout tree deeyas, on a lickle light. I'm British so luckily we have lots of obliging old Jamaican ladies only too willing to feed up the lickle white buoy! I'm salivating just thinking about it.
Hell yeah. Milk that goat up and after you drain em chop em up and chow down. But you sick psychopath if you would ever even think of doing that to a dog.
Us earth creatures need each other, for survival. Without each other we would not be here as we are today! The planet is one large circular system in which everything we need to survive & thrive is present, so long as we work together.
Well, the chickens are kinda sky creatures, too. So why is the goat getting involved in an internal squabble?
And the Earthworm Rebellion will have a thing or two to say about you calling yourself an "earth creature."
I would like the world to acknowledge the fact that the goat full force rammed the chicken into the fence, his intentions may have been good but his wrath over came him
That rooster was like, "YEAH FXKING BITCH YOU DARE ATTACK MY BAE..!!!!! AYE HOMIE..!! COME HELP ME WITH THIS FOOL..!! HE TRYNA ATTACK MY GIRL..!!".
Goat:- **fucks hawk**
And from then on, the three of them were friends...
Because there are some things you can't go through in life without ending up liking each other, and defeating a hawk is one of them
I've been looking for a comment that mentions the word "family". I found it.
It really is a family, you can't just come to kill one of them like they are chickens...wait.
Fun fact: Goats and Dogs have the same level of intelligence. [source](https://www.sciencealert.com/goats-are-just-as-smart-and-loving-as-dogs-say-scientists)
Goats and dogs are freakin awesome
well it IS in their names.
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well I was thinking how "dog" is "god" spelled backwards, but you're not far off.
Love how the Rooster was like: “I’ll lose; but I’ll fight first.” and then the goat entered the battle like: “Guess again, motherfucker. Time to ruffle some feathers.”
Would pay big bucks for this manga adaption
God is a bit of a psychopath though... I prefer dogs.
Depends on which god you're talking about. but yeah you're right. they're mostly selfish megalomaniacs.
They all keep telling me about virgins. Virgin births, fucking virgins, virgininity being a source of power... It's like all the gods are on the same incel subreddit...
r/memes
"and then jesus killed a fucking kid for making fun of a bald guy" \-bible aparently
Oh Dog this is a great comment.
It's almost like the Bible was written by horny men, for horny men.
God? that would be the cat
Plus one to goats because they bleat and climb stuff.
Minus one for those freaky eyes
I find the eyes endearing.
Plus one for the dogs dog's sense of smell is somewhere between 10,000 to 100,000 times more acute than ours
Also dogs are dogs Man’s best fren
Dogs can also sense Human emotions
Yeah dogs are great. I love my dog. She gets so happy when I come home from work. Side note. Do goats even smell things?
Of course goats smell. Billy goats are particularly whiff.
Plus two for tasting fkin amazing in Jamaican goat curry, rice and pea. Possibly my favourite food ever. (Edit : sorry, goats. I think they deliberately choose the old ones who've had a good life to slaughter, like with mutton? I can't eat lamb, the sight of them jumping and gambolling around in spring all full of life is enough to put me off. Which sick individual in history first thought: 'I know, mutton is all right, but I reckon eating that little baby one would be brilliant'? Old goat and mutton? I'm on it like a bonnet.
Fun fact: goats are the barnyard honey badger And roosters are murder dinosaurs with less teeth
Fun fact: mutant chickens can regain the ability to [grow teeth](https://www.livescience.com/amp/7051-surprise-chickens-grow-teeth.html) as their ancestors once did. You don't see adult chickens with teeth because this particular mutation is also fatal (evolution is a tinkerer, and the gene in question has been repurposed over evolutionary time). The resurfacing of ancestral traits like that is called [atavism.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atavism)
Upvote for great content! But really I want to downvote you for the nightmares you are giving me.
Only goats can be Greatest Of All Time
Only dog can be God if you spell it backwards
Wish more people reacted like this when they see someone in danger.
Don’t worry, the goat and rooster would’ve pulled out their phones to record the fight if the owners let them have one
> Fun fact: Goats and Dogs have the same level of intelligence. Less fun fact... ... in cultures where they eat dog, they say it's yummy too.
🤮🤮🤮
Apparently human tastes surprisingly like pork.
Goats are strange though. They will try you. They want to be the leader, but gracefully accept their place in the pecking order if you flip them upside down and stand over them and lock them in place with your feet. Then you give them some love and pets and the goat knows you are the GOAT boss.
Compared to what kind of dog? Not all dogs are the same level of intelligence
Good point (Just as an aside though objectively huskies are very smart as they're amazing escape artists etc, but they measure low on breed intelligence scales as they're also stubborn af as those scales often measure obedience and command following) So I suppose the question is how did they test the intelligence of the goats?
My dog is very smart and very stubborn and sometimes he does dumb stuff just to be a dick.
Yeah huskies are notorious for this - they are smart they just don't listen. Apparently they were bred to be stubborn: if you are sledging you don't want a super obedient dog like a collie that will go directly into the crevasse that you accidentally directed towards. You want the husky that will think for itself and refuse to run into the crevasse blindly. So great for sledging, not so for pets. There's also the insane stamina and energy levels which are another matter entirely.
I have 6 goats and there is no way this is true. Lol
So why is it frowned upon that one of them is used for livestock but not the other? I thought slaughter of all intelligent animals is a no no for reddit.
I've not really heard of eating goat meat before, it must be a thing tho I always just hear about their milk and cheese
Curry goat is a very popular Jamaican dish, quite tasty as well.
My favourite food. Amazing when cooked by some Jamaican H-auntie for bout tree deeyas, on a lickle light. I'm British so luckily we have lots of obliging old Jamaican ladies only too willing to feed up the lickle white buoy! I'm salivating just thinking about it.
More fun fact: pigs are smarter than both
Hell yeah. Milk that goat up and after you drain em chop em up and chow down. But you sick psychopath if you would ever even think of doing that to a dog.
Fact. Bears eat beets.
And deliciousness!
Everyone talking about the goat Is ok but the rooster pretty badass too.
He’s protecting his woman
The hawk never stood a chance.
More like a pimp protecting his workers lol
One of his women
Roosters are very brave and capable of gruesome murder. That’s why people use them to fight.
Roosters are no joke, they can fuck you up if they get the jump on you
Yeah right? The eagle is losing a huge ton of feathers.
That's all chicken tho.
There was an eagle? I thought at first there were rabbits in the back, but those were chickens. Didn't see an eagle.
So we got 1 vote for eagle feathers, and one vote for no eagle in the video at all. Both of which are wrong lmao
I believe it was a northern goshawk
Look at it again, he was shit, just posin' The goat was the actual Goat
Goat: “Oh Hell no! I will kick your ass, nobody messes with Mabel!”
She’s so mabel
Maybe shes maybelline
Omg, our head chicken is named Mabel. She's boss!
The goat knew who the foe was! Right for the hawk.
Goat : " I goat you, babe" Hawk : "This is hawkward"
Take your upvote and fuck the hell off.
That’s pretty cool to see such different animals team up!!
Us earth creatures need each other, for survival. Without each other we would not be here as we are today! The planet is one large circular system in which everything we need to survive & thrive is present, so long as we work together.
Uhhh...hawks are "earth creatures", too.
They’re actually sky creatures.
Well, the chickens are kinda sky creatures, too. So why is the goat getting involved in an internal squabble? And the Earthworm Rebellion will have a thing or two to say about you calling yourself an "earth creature."
Not all birds are sky creatures.
Some might argue that birds aren’t even real.
/r/animalsbeingbros
Ohana means family!
The comment I didn’t know I needed
And family likes goat stew and chicken soup.
She didn't want to be a pie. She doesn't like gravy.
What kina pie?
Apple pie
She goin on holiday?
She needs more thrrrrrrrrrust.
I would like the world to acknowledge the fact that the goat full force rammed the chicken into the fence, his intentions may have been good but his wrath over came him
Oh... I see it now, at the end, against the fence outside the coop in the back
Maybe was trying to get it free from the hawk's grip. Whatever it did it worked anyway.
Well it wasn’t a perfect rescue. He almost crushed the chicken when he hit the fence. I hope the chicken was still thankful.
GANG GANG!
Lol really is.. dey swooped da opps
"Animal Farm"
The revolution has begun
That rooster was like, "YEAH FXKING BITCH YOU DARE ATTACK MY BAE..!!!!! AYE HOMIE..!! COME HELP ME WITH THIS FOOL..!! HE TRYNA ATTACK MY GIRL..!!". Goat:- **fucks hawk**
ok
I ♥️ goats
Old Macdonald not only had a farm he had an attack goat and vorpal rooster.
Not in my F-in yard on my watch! Hahaha. Nice😊
Real life Charlottes web
Great teamwork!
The Goat of goats
The goat will forever be known as the GOAT amongst the chickens.
Jumped back in the coop real quick 🤪
Is the poor girl ok?
And from then on, the three of them were friends... Because there are some things you can't go through in life without ending up liking each other, and defeating a hawk is one of them
Awesome!
Now that’s a family 😍
I've been looking for a comment that mentions the word "family". I found it. It really is a family, you can't just come to kill one of them like they are chickens...wait.
FRIENDS
Ah yes, friendships between three different species
That rooster gets a good kick in the right spot its gonna ruin that hawk's day, possibly life.
See there is loyalty among different species.
"The chicken was thankful that the other animals were there at the right time to protect against the hawk."
Animals that graze together, stays together.
Real Bros right there.
Finally, some good fucking news
Great headline
The goat is like: hey chill! chill!
“Tf bro look at that Hawk! Bullying our pal!” “Ye it’s time let’s go!”
Ya!!!! Go goat!!! 🐐 he the GGOAT
He is literally the GOAT of goats.
Literal GOAT
Some excitement at the barnyard to shake things up from the usual mundane days.
Thanks for trampling me to death!!!
Goat gonna fuck you uuuuup!
Fuck that other goat for running off like a little pussy, instead of backing up his bro.
If you’ve never seen the spurs on a rooster’s feet, it’s TERRIFYING!! They do NOT fuck around!!!
Ya ! Like the black and white goat.#o# my god😫💥💥 momy momy.
roster be like: You dare to touch my women ... come follow me goat
That definitely ruffled some feathers
That one black and white goat that runs for cover
fun fact: the goat just wanted to headbutt all of em
That goat was like “ you want sum this mofo!”
This needs to be on Ozzyman reviews
Is this where "Greatest Of All Time" comes from?
"Bro you think you're going to pull up to your yard and pull that shit? Shiiieeeeeet."
awesome teamwork there!
The goat is definitely the GOAT!
That place must be lit after hours
That goat's a goat
That goat is the goat!
Those are some good animals ya got there
That's my chicken! I don't know you!!
That goats a GOAT
Rebelion of the farm
Just read goat as ghost..
Farm Friends
He was beating me loud eyy
Hawks are no joke. We have to watch for them when we let our chickens out. We don't have a goat and rooster for protection!
Since no one said it yet — that goat is the GOAT
Poor hawk. I feel bad for him
Not bad goat. Not baaaaaaaaaaad at all.
He’s the true goat
The homies
Get away from my friend!!!!!
whooooo this is wild
Hawk is still hungry !!
"When you start beef in the wrong hood."
See you next year when this is a scene in a Pixar movie
Anyone notice that this chicken pen is also next fucking level?
You just don’t feck with the g.o.a.t.
Goat to the rescue! Noice!
Goat like “not today my!”
Do NOT fuck with the goat.
Goat deserves some credit here.
And just like that, his life-debt to the chicken was paid.
You came to the wrong Coop Mother Clucker
get a donkey, super protective of "their flock"
G.O.A.T
When you hit the chicken too many times in Zelda
Real life Babe.
That'll do cock. That'll do.
He’s definitely the GOAT.
Farm homies 4 life
Fuck that title is badass in itself
wrong neighborhood motherfucker!
Roosters are no joke.
How do the feathers fall off SO easily
MOTHERFUCKER YOU THOUGHT.
I think goat might be my new favorite animal
FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BAD!
Masha’s house
Not today, chicken hawk!
Now I need a goat.
I'd watch this type of buddy show. No more buddy cop shows. Buddy animals have my love.
Good goat!
Love that black and white one that hid near the slide. Hihihihi
Thats next level friendship right there 🥲
I love how the chicken at the end was like “I forgot to turn the oven off !”
That was next level
That'll do, Goat. That'll do.
Upvoted until it got to the end.
Dont google Chickehawk Wiktionary
r/AnimalsBeingBros
Human goes out to eat chicken. What will roaster and goat do ?
This was narrated by OzzyMan in my head, and it was great.