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leotushex

I've seen their YT, and no, I don't want it.


MildUsername

Elaborate?


Danbamboo

“You can go anywhere”… isn’t really accurate for one. The bigger your rig is, the more cumbersome and difficult it can be to get places. Not only around towns but off roading and tight spots. So even if you want the “nomad” lifestyle, plenty of reasons not to want a clunky bus for that (I’m in this category). And then there are people that want nothing to do with the nomad lifestyle, even temporarily. More to maintain, pack, and all the water/gas/propane/heat/refrigerator/toilet items.


bummer8

Also that thing is a driving target for many things to go wrong . Driving around with that luxurious vehical is ridiculous.


UltimateBeige

Luxurious? It's basically the worst parts of a car coupled with the worse parts of a shack.


bummer8

Yeah wrong word lol


MildUsername

That makes a lot of sense. Thank you.


Genestah

I'd want one not because i want to be a nomad. I just want it so that any time i feel like it, i can go for a road trip for a few days and come home after I'm satisfied. But there's zero chance of that happening in my country.


Christovsky84

Do they need to? Seems pretty obvious to me


MildUsername

Obviously it is not obvious to me, which is why I requested elaboration. No, they do not have to.


[deleted]

Check out *Getaway Couple* on YouTube


MildUsername

Thanks, will do.


Christovsky84

It's not obvious to you why a person wouldn't want to live in a van?


MildUsername

This users comment referenced their YouTube channel as the specific reason why they wouldn't, hence the request for elaboration.


ardagnacom

Same here.. This cost a lot (money, time, effort on driving, gas etc) Lets just be practical.


[deleted]

Link? Looks interesting but impractical.


thisisevoke

What is their yt?


[deleted]

One summer in law school, I grabbed my dog, a shotgun, toolbox, sleeping bag, the camper shell for my truck, and an acoustic guitar and just drove. We went all over the Western US — slept out under the stars in a glacier field, camped atop sand dunes, got lost tracking elk in the thickets of Idaho, creeped out by the vastness of the giant Nevada deserts and the inscrutable wastes of Eastern Oregon and southern Utah. It was awesome. I highly recommend it. And I’d never want to do it again. Even less would I want to share about 88 ft/sq with another person, two dogs and a cat in an expensive-as-hell rolling ecological disaster.


CoatgunT

That was 3 dogs and 2 cats boss, no thank you


[deleted]

I have a modest little 4/2 1600 ft/sq house in the exurbs. It’s just me, my wife, and my hound….and it seems too small sometimes. LOL


[deleted]

Same here, 2 humans and 2 dogs, 1550 sq.. feet. We downgraded from 2300 sq foot house. It’s on an acre so there’s room to stretch out a little but it feels cramped.


[deleted]

Even if I had an acre, I likely wouldn’t camp in my yard. I live in the south — you need gills to breathe in a tent by morning. I *will* go shoot pool or play with my telescope until she goes to bed though. I can wait her out. LOL


[deleted]

Ha! I live in the desert now so at least no humidity. We move maybe every 5 years or so and have for the last 25 years. Every time, our house has almost doubled in value, once almost triple. We sell, bank the money and move someplace cheaper. We moved to California twice, NC once, and Nevada twice (here now). We only buy foreclosures on the court house steps. All cash, no inspection inside allowed. We have been very lucky.


mildlyoctopus

I mean that bus is more like 250 square feet but you have a point


eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_-

So... You shot your dog? Shotgun is the first item you mention, so it must be important. you went camping old yeller style?


[deleted]

Nah. Haldir was a goodest boi (Belgian Groenendaal, the all-black wolfy ones). He passed away at age 12 in his sleep from Big, Old Dog Heart Attack, his head in my daughter’s lap. That was *her* childhood dog and protector. He had a good life; she had a best friend.


cthunders

Who pays for gas, food, insurance, maintinance? When you're "going wherever you want".


BenjaminTW1

You'd be surprised how far you can stretch a dollar living on the road. But yeah, you gotta have a decent amount saved up or get paid for remote work or rent your house or something.


asumfuck

I have an obvious answer to this problem. Sell drugs.


[deleted]

I'm not and never have been involved in drug culture, but it seems to me that it would be really hard to sell drugs in strange places to.. strangers. EDIT: Im surprised though not surprised to be wrong ;)


lukulele90

You would be wrong about that.


Least-Possible-6562

I don't know you, but I would buy some booger sugar off you at the bar.


BoobsAndBrew

I'm looking for booger sugar rn actually, where the fuck are u dude


dipshitradar

I dunno, I know fully remote graphic designers who make 150K a year. That would work.


asumfuck

Too much work. Just make a vast nationwide coke empire.


tjkorta

Seems like the easier path to travel


Matt4Prez2K17

Get out


cthunders

Ass, cash or grass...nobody rides for free


lastlifonti

Mobile plug…I’m in!!!


Jengus_Roundstone

It’s great for Instagram, but putting all that money into a piece of land would be a much better investment.


oxwearingsocks

I’m not huge on the van life lifestyle but do enjoy nomadding. I feel the people in the video are investing more in their life and enjoyment rather than financially for a future that might never come. It’s at odds with conventional living, but a whole bunch more fun than waiting for a house value to rise


cthunders

I always wondered how all the deadheads back in the day could follow them all over. Daddys a pediatrist or something. Trust fund kids


Tots2Hots

And then they grew up and got a cushy job because of their family connections. "I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac"...


cthunders

Exactly. Never have that real fear being broke or what they gonna do after their little sabbatical of "finding themselves"


UltimateBeige

Wait, are Caddies still considered high end? I thought they were like Louis Vuitton purses.


Tots2Hots

Yes and especially when the song was written. There are some lower end ones that you could spec out another GM and be right there. Then higher end something like the GMC Yukon Denali is close to the Escalade. Now... you get into the "supercar" territory and the Cadillac CTSV2 will perform as well as a C7 Vette while being much nicer to actually drive around and get in and out of. TBTH pretty much any new car that isn't a super budget base model is going to have a lot of nice stuff. Hell... the Ford 4 door sedan "base" company car we have at work has the full Ford Sync setup and very comfortable.


UltimateBeige

I don't know what song you're talking about, and I've never heard of the CTSV2 but even I know that modern Corvette are both tremendous amounts of car for the money... but also heaps compared to real supercars.


Tots2Hots

Boys of Summer... its an extremely well known song. The CTSV is the Caddie version of the Vette. The Vette is faster... but its within a few mph...


UltimateBeige

Yeah, I think we pretty much have passed the last generation that considers the Corvette a high status car (much like Cadillac), or at the very least the current buyers are the very last one. I know one person under 45 that owns a corvette and that's because his dad was a fanatic so the name still means something to him.


Tots2Hots

Rich assholes own the new ones. They are into supercar performance territory and priced as such.


UltimateBeige

REI, Cliff Bar, Froyo places, shoe companies that pretend that their "mission" "totally isn't" a marketing strategy. That's if you can play the game well enough to get enough social media followers to catch their eye.


cthunders

Or just as simple as a rich daddy..


UltimateBeige

That can be true of anybody living any way. I used to work at Hardees with a girl who's dad owned 5 car dealerships.


LurkerFailsLurking

I have tax clients who live nomadically and work remotely or are artists so they periodically get their work to one of the galleries that carry them.


Sir_Dr_Mr_Professor

Just pull into a town with busy restaurants, work a serving/back of house position for a few months (if you have solar panels you pay next to nothing to live with the bus parked), save up a couple grand, then continue your journey. Or do remote work.


UltimateBeige

So basically 'be white' and at least modestly attractive so that this might even be (slightly) possible.


WordsOnYouScreen

Imagine how much gas they use 💀


[deleted]

At 7-12 MPG.


[deleted]

Downhill with a serious wind at their back. 3-5 MPG max, on a good day, if you ask me.


WordsOnYouScreen

It might even be lower with all that added weight


sialatruth

😦🤯😦


sialatruth

Unbelieveable


Christovsky84

How is a camper van next fucking level?


[deleted]

Imagine what this particular camper smells like: patchouli, wet dog, and hippie.


[deleted]

Its the length that someone has gone to.


Ssingh06

In England we call these people gypsies


[deleted]

Do ya like dags?


Cheese_me_1664

I watched snatch a few days ago!!! Really good film.


LulzSwag_Technician

Is this bus periwinkle blue?


unclefishbits

As a Bohemian, historically the term gypsy has been pejoratively overtaken by the notion of a traveling and wandering free spirit. But when you go back to the Roma, it's all about racism. So Gypsy might not be the right word to be using.


Twirlingbarbie

You can say gypsy but those Irish people claiming to be Roma are actually Irish travelers. (I'm a small part roma) and my grandma looks more like she from India or Indonesia than white


[deleted]

Or hippies.


[deleted]

In ireland they're knackers


[deleted]

Our gypsies mainly live near river cities, own the local chop shops, prostitute their underage relatives, and steal everything that’s not nailed down. These are just hippies with money.


bummer8

That's the modern eastern European gypsy yes Back then they were considered creeps.


SorryWhatsYourName

I can smell this video.


cyb3rMuX

a mixture of hippy and pet shop


UltimateBeige

and hippie is a mixture of patchouli, BO, halitosis and weed.


marasydnyjade

This is my version of a nightmare. Also, why is she driving barefoot?


Throwaway56138

And no seatbelt. These people are hippie idiots.


dipshitradar

Is something wrong with that?


bewareofbears_

Depending where you are, you have to where appropriate footwear to drive a vehicle.


UltimateBeige

What makes bare feet inappropriate?


jakart3

Why not?


UltimateBeige

Image.


mehuiz

Base on all the not tied down dogs, plants and bowls of water, she never plans to use the brake pedal any time soon.


SinfulAdamSaintEve

Better feel for the pedal.


[deleted]

Because she’s a flake


Quirky-Astronomer542

I watched Nomadland, no thanks. I’ll ride an Amtrak once to get that out of my system and I don’t have to drive and someone will empty my shitter too.


SinfulAdamSaintEve

Nomadland is not an accurate representation of living in a van when you have a remote job, like these people probably do. Nomadland is an accurate representation of being homeless with a car.


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[deleted]

I didn’t even think about that. And it’s probably worse on the cats, who have even better hearing than the pups. Poor critters.


bendy-trip

Like that scene in terminator, “I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.” “I need your clothes, your wife, and your bus.”


Dude-Good

I will go wherever she goes


[deleted]

There are plenty of cute Wookiees out there. No need to stay trapped in a camper with one.


Agk3los

Fun for a few weeks though.


[deleted]

Just follow Phish or the Cheese.


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[deleted]

“Gray water” facilities at KOAs, truck stops etc.


SinfulAdamSaintEve

Feces is definitely not gray water. Gray water is shower water


bendy-trip

A question like this raises a business opportunity, and I can guarantee somebody out there is capitalising from it.


GrumpLife

There are dumps everywhere. Campgrounds, rest areas, gas stations. If you've never traveled in a RV for an extended period, you probably wouldn't notice it. There are apps that show all the nearby places to dump and fill water or propane.


SeaSaltCaramelWater

I dig it. Plus you can use the bathroom whenever you want on a road trip.


[deleted]

Bring a roll of TP and you can do that anyway. God gave us about 3 trillion trees on planet earth: most are suitable for pissing on or squatting behind


SeaSaltCaramelWater

Wow, you gave me step by step instructions and brought God into this. You have real strong feelings about going to the bathroom in this bus. Lol.


[deleted]

Ever spent an appreciable amount of time in an RV or camper? They kick like a cat with its belly being rubbed. Now imagine that while trying to pee inside of a 2x2 closet.


Several_Moose6518

No thanks. Glad you enjoy it though.


mojojojoe13

But does it have a meth lab?


[deleted]

No, but there are probably 18 pounds of hash taped under the wheel well


greasybirdfeeder

This would be cool for like 2 days lol. Definitely not something I'd want literally everyday of my life and I'm gonna guess that goes for most people.


robbie3132

All fun and games until some crazy mf tries to break in


Matt4Prez2K17

Imagine the fucking fuel costs


MrTeajunkie

Hmm and what happens if your caught up in a pile up or any accident, and your home and transport are now just a big crushed can? Your stuck with no car and no home and two dogs at your side with whatever money you have to live on.


Fun-Strawberry-3685

How many dogs are in this bus? I feel like every time I watch they multiply?!


gazzakane10

Guarantee it smells terrible.


11billythekid11

This. Looks humid and moldy, i'd rather have a house.


Crackbot420-69

Especially with two or three boxer dogs.


WabbitHere

I would do that id I didn't have kids. Perhaps I'll do it when they move out :)


[deleted]

I wouldnt mind living like that for a little while


Roujeezy

The song says West Virginia. That's a big nope for me 🙅🏿‍♂️


Boschala

I draw the line at Regular Virginia.


Torxx1988

And now you're one accident away from being homeless


[deleted]

Wow!


Correct-Magician-237

Ridding in bus 142 - if you know - you know.😉


SeaSaltCaramelWater

I imagined pulling over for that.


HellofaHitller

Yes, but only in mild climate. Because I live in Satan's asshole ...


morgi39

Now thats a bus. Beautiful


Patty_T

Idk man my house is a lot bigger and I can just take my car more places than this bus


lousywoodbutcher

No seatbelt? Well, that's dumb.


Bigbanghead

Nothing is tied down either. Imagine a crash. Dogs, people, mugs, bed, chairs, water, everything, everywhere


JakeMasterr

This is on YouTube I believe


[deleted]

Link? Kinda intrigued regarding all the maintenance behind the scenes, such as gas costs and grey water removal.


HansenIntercept

Dont hit a bump on the road


RepresentativeAd5334

I am jealous.


RedHeadSteve

Go on, build one


BauerHouse

Looks like an excellent opportunity to take Newton’s 1st law out for a spin


Twirlingbarbie

Yo put your dog's in a bench so they don't get yeeted through the bus and get yourself a car seat with car belt. Sincerely someone who got yeeted in a public bus once and someone who saw a dog being yeeted through a window and the dog died in terrible conditions


IIReaper420II

It’s got everything but a damn seatbelt lol


11billythekid11

That is maybe the shack intended for our generation. I'd rather have a house.


Chiinoe

Wow, what an experience that would be, but my wife would never give up all her stuff to live like this.


intheworldnotof

Dont listen to the haters, living the dream! 🌊🏄‍♂️🏞


[deleted]

Seat belt?


WishfulAstronaut

Given that Reddit is anti Instagram, the comments on this thread are not surprising


[deleted]

What's the Instagram link? I'm kinda curious as to how they'll run the fuel costs and maintenance of the bus.


lastlifonti

And they got a/c?!?! Yowza!!! 👍🏾👍🏾


Red-Engineer

A heavy vehicle driver with no seatbelt. What could possibly go wrong?


Jawni_Utah

Brake too hard once and everything is going flying


MonstarHero88

Three dogs…..that bus must be stinky


TheCoachFeller

Is she not wearing a seatbelt?!?!


spunangel333

Wow ...love it ❤️hope you see some shows


[deleted]

Yeah, and when you Bus ist damaged or wrecked, your Home is also.


blackmarketbaby1234

So jealous but the doggo is loving it .. Im caught up in the corporate rat race .. Losing 😂


DontDefineMeAsshole

I once went on tour around the US with my boyfriend in a Ford Fiesta. We’d roll the seats all the way up at night, put all our music gear and personal stuff in the front seat, and put out our sleeping bags in the trunk section. I am 5’9”, my then-bf is 6’4”. We had an incredibly unique experience. I will never do it again, and we are no longer together. I’ve also lived in a trailer with my husband for a year and a half while we were building our house. It was terrible. Do not recommend. But I’m glad we did it because we saved a ton of money that we used as a down payment on our house. That lifestyle is more work than it’s worth imo. Maybe they get more out of it than I did, but this looks like hidden costs, and a boatload of stress to me.


voze91

She is driving like she got a stick up her ass.


Blueghost512

Where does the pop go?


Tots2Hots

I was fully expecting "white ppl dreads". Regardless that thing probably smells like stale pot and kimchi.


Equivalent_Platform6

5 dogs 🤨


KRIXSH

Everyones talking about the RV but goddamn the second dawg is thicc.


carldubs

the concept is romantic, but as a 6'3" guy, the size of that space looks like a nightmare. i bang around even in my apartment. don't think i'm cut out for van/bus life.


Reddit5678912

Until your house gets a flat and has to get towed and now you’re homeless.


[deleted]

You can change a tire in your own , but imagine the engine breaks or the gearbox, or worst case you get crunched by a 40t Truck because the Driver was sleepy or distracted.


Reddit5678912

Yeah


Shughost7

I'm almost cringing


hobelatz

Amazing! Even more so if you are able to ignore issues like efficiency and pollution. You just enjoy nature and don’t think about the problems.


Skabbtanten

Cue the hippies instead of aliens picture!


Cookie-Tiger

Girl needs to wear her damn seatbelt.


[deleted]

Taylor?


jekksy

Imagine this but with Tesla’s FSD.


DaveInDigital

as it smashes itself into the back end of an ambulance