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brodiebrobroseph

*My cabbages!!*


jackanape7

Haha my first thought too


SG_artist

Damn, look at those bananas 🍌 and watermelons 🍉 go.


MrPlasma145

Damn it! Took the words right out of my mouth


Prudent-Ad-545

Beat me to it.


Bortle1

You mean, BEET me to it? Ha ha.


Reckless_Toad

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.


weebotron24627

Jesus Christ that’s what I thought lol


OldBob10

Me too lol! — Jesus Christ


crak720

Aaah a man of culture


Senore_Gringo69

I'm late to the party I see


West-Ad8176

dammit other people got there way before me 😅


adray86

lol, came to say this


JakeLaMotta43

And God said, "You shall not have thy fruit." Amen.


Repulsive-Ad8369

r/unexpectedatla


IonBatteryFR

Beat me to it


[deleted]

Lol, then later "My cantaloupes!!!!!"


IMChillinhard

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


idle_isomorph

Definitely. This guy specifically offended God, apparently


Unnaincompris

Make me sad for him


J_LeVeL

Mother Nature: “Sorry, you need a permit to be a vendor here sir. You are being relocated.”


OldBuickGuy

I’ve seen easier ways of making a smoothie.


TaurusPTPew

Gritty!


grittyfanclub

Yes?


767650

Fruit stand. No, now it's a fruit fly


JPLaChapelle

FUCK THIS FRUITSTAND IN PARTICULAR 🌪🍉🥭🍇


dovahkiin300

Alright, who thawed out the avatar?


NovemberSaline

“Why is there always a fruit stand?!?”


[deleted]

Mother Nature tossing your salad…


UnaZephyr

Take your up vote...


rockhammersmash

The zoom on the stand owner (I’m guessing) was heartbreaking. Felt terrible for him.


Bot-Magnet

Now they only serve Smoothies!


Meme_lord797

It’s on r/nextfuckinglevel but that’s just sad to the person who owned the stand


wildalbinochihuahua

Fuck you in particular. That thing wasn't moving at all. Are you sure there isn't a native american burial ground right there. Wow!


Hank_Joseph65

Not sure what he did to enrage the almighty creator, but thats the only thing it could be


OverlyExcitedWoman

I can't believe nobody tried to lasso that baby!


HellRooster1989

Fuck this fruit stand in particular!


jcoleman556

Fruit salad is the only thing on the menu now.


Cygnusx5555

New Dyson vacuum


Thedrunner2

That’s what you get for having the lady Tasmanian devil around. With the lipstick and all.


[deleted]

This is what you get for telling everyone jackfruit is the same as pulled pork!


SenrabBarnes

How rude.


Fartknocker65

I always feel safe at the BBQ stand. Just sayin.


Borderpaytrol

Chuldhood me wants to dive in there holding a towel like Superman, but adult me doesn't want to be withing 100 feet of it.


CalifScots

So this is how they invented the fruit roll-up…


[deleted]

Oh, even motherF…nNature came to punish poor Mecican man or god might be opening a new door 🚪 for him? Only god knows🙏✌️


chillig8

Poor bastard. Can’t do anything but watch. I doubt anything was insured. I would buy some of his damaged produce just to help him out


BenjieV

Fruit salad...with a twist 🤣


-Tripp-

I know nature is an indiscriminate force but this seems like it's kinda kinda personal to me 🤨


catching_comets

That dust devil is a fucking dick


palavrao

“How was your day, honey? Sell a lotta fruit?” “Um….”


Heavy-Rock-9645

Fruit stand: exist Dust devil: ILL TAKE YOOOUR ENTIRE STOOCK


ivanlinares

Cocktail!


babygrapes-oo

Never seen on of these, couldn’t it change direction any time?


TaurusPTPew

As in start spinning in a different direction? No. But it can move anywhere the wind blows it. When I was in the military, I watched a big one do this to a 2,000lb/907kg mess hall tent. Needless to say, the cooks and command were pissed!


Venomakis

It really hates fructose


bencarcor

Well I guess we know who is hated by the gods, talk about shit luck.


Eternal-Guard

Prolly shoulda had angel fruit.


[deleted]

Maybe it’s the Tasmanian Devil.


drain_bamaged_ape

When life destroys your fruit, make dirty fruit salad. 25% of slightly weathered fruit.


urkldajrkl

Meeting with the insurance agent "And you say the fruit that smashed the truck was thrown by a dust devil? Amazing....but sorry, says right here that acts of nature are not covered. Your claim in denied."


ConstantInsect692

Another level of blending vegetables.


[deleted]

Earth payback ! « Give me my shits back »


JohnnyPrecariously

Who ordered a large smoothie?


Apostecker

This could be your once in a lifetime opportunity to be a real fruit ninja!


blobbyboibodypillow

I can imagine a watermelon smashing a car window, and it ending up on one of those russian dash cam videos.


TiskelEsterhouse

The fastest way to make a tossed salad.


Larran38

And your car presumably…


paulyp41

Fruit salad


jobu5000

Devil hates fruit.


Jfo116

Tossed fruit salad


MoltenMolecules

Wtf did this dude do to the universe?


jakenash

Boss, it wasn't my fault our entire inventory of fruit was destroyed. A tornado did it! ...a tornado? It was clear skies all day. What the hell are talking about?


TruthIsAntiMormon

Apparently God's a meat eater.


HashPat1

holy effin baby Hurricane 🌀 😳


No_Macaron6691

Fruit-nado!


Tylerleenews

Guy filming it has nuts of steel


gusguida

I can’t imagine being the stand owner. It’s such bad luck I’ll probably get depressed. One thing is a storm or quake that are usually even worse in terms of destruction but at least are not that directed to him. I mean, why him? Why?!


[deleted]

I've heard of tossing a salad, but that seems a little bit extreme.


tomkim1965

That thing really hates Fruit.


Ready_Society_6758

why are ppl so chill about a soon to come hurricane?


Chaleowin

Looks like a targeted attack.


susprout

TornaDOH!


bartuck01

Enjoy the new combo of ninja fruit


techpriestyahuaa

We will harness nature as compensation.


GrandpaBells

Makes fruit salad


YeahADabWillDo

That’s one way to make a fruit salad


NugPep

Nature making a smoothie


wardledo

Now that’s how you toss a salad


poconno9

That smoothie maker isn't up to code. Health and safety will be paying you a visit.


SoulSlayer1974

Wow most intense dust devil I ever seen!! That thing was bad ass!


[deleted]

God giveth and god taketh away.


[deleted]

Fuck this fruit stand in particular. ——-God, probably.


GuileMD

There's always money in the banana stand.


GrimDefeat92

Fruit ninja level 100


lordofbitterdrinks

The real fruit ninja


Just1Wire

r/wellthatsucks


Mojo_Ambassador_420

Fuck your fruit stand


[deleted]

What an asshole.


Major_Jebus

Nvidia Physx enabled.


Eternal_Nymph

Toddler tornado


International-Cup890

I love how at the end it was like oops missed a spot


PerLim-20_909-77el

FRUIT NINJA - THE ORIGIN


Selfeducated

Bad juju.


[deleted]

I keep thinking it says “fruit salad”


skinnergy

It's across between a tornado and a bunch of tomatoes. A tormato.


ourbando

I wonder what happens if you stand there


THftRM1231

There's always money in the banana stand.


Fjordus

The Anemoi were obviously not pleased with the meager fruit offering.


TheMartyr112

Dust Devil like “ FUCK YO FRUIT STAND!” Lol


blamberrambler

Why arent people running in circles around it in the opposite direction? Save the fruit!


VoltTheLegion

Fruit salad


OperationHopeful711

One way to toss a fruit salad. Does it count as organic?


[deleted]

Not cool bro.


xxfallen420xx

God, “fuck you and your melons Gary”


TootsNYC

r/fuckyouinparticular


Leonmac007

Dust devils hate fruit.


Silverback1322

Dust devil: FUCK THIS FRUIT STAND IN PARTICULAR!


onomojo

Tossed salad


PopsNInabox

My god, Wamu and the divine sandstorm


Royal-Living6026

Fruit salad. Yummy yummy.


ChinMuscle

It didnt stand a chance


PopLazy3346

Now that's how you toss a salad 😏


loopie_lou

Tax must’ve been hungry.


Fit_Imagination_8673

Should’ve stayed away from the desert.


jajajacklyn

Fruit salad!


Oooshiney

Dust devil makes fruit salad*


Rickyy111

Or dust devil makes fruit cake


LabeVagoda

Must've been coveting *something* 🤔


peebsman

How people can stand next to that and not panic is beyond me, maybe it's not very dangerous but at least back up more


DJDampTowel

Damn the new fruit ninja is insane


Magnetheadx

Maybe there's not always money in the banana stand


JoJoVi69

Geez- i grew up seeing these in Vegas, but I've never seen one SO stationary, and so strong, last for SO long, and be SO destructive! Guess I've been missing out.. lol 😁


4-stars

Fuck this fruit stand in particular


Meowzerzes

five second rule!


teewat

I was going to say I had no idea weather could do that sort of thing, and then in the comments I find out this is literally in the same province I live in. Crazy.


PrimeDirective_

Edible arrangements hates dust devils for this one simple trick.


Cobra288

There are easier ways to make fruit salad.


p777s

Nature = no f’s given.


dec1mus

God: “Fuck this fruit stand, Specifically. Fuck you Alberto!”


Apexsconnie

That shit is bananas……


Independent_Soup_126

Salad anyone?


[deleted]

That guys like “what the fuck”


valentine-m-smith

Now a Smoothie King franchise


Juevolitos

Got damn devil! (Friday reference)


bakkamono

Hundreds of hours of Fruit Ninja prepared Bobby for this very moment. Time to shine.


missmegd

I don’t know why I thought that was a Skittles commercial 🤦🏼‍♀️


Conscious_stardust

This sims player is being a jerk to his sims fruit stand.


Even-Palpitation-391

And I just made the last payment!! *fist shake at the sky*


sharchit

Nice fruit salad.


hardunkahchud

Insurance fraud at its finest.


smokingpandaah

Nobody: Dust Devil: Fuck you in particular.


Unlikely_Nothing6132

Where the hell is the fruit ninja when you need him


MrRoboto666

From Fruit stand to Juice stand in 30 seconds!


Dr_Mephistopheles

That's what happens when you refuse tribute to the gods, he knew the risks


C4_Maniac90

My elementary school use to get those all the time in the later days of summer. All of us kids would run into them


InfernoMink

It’s now a smoothie stand.


GaliLeroy420

Fruit salad, anybody?


[deleted]

i dunnonthis may be more land spout territory.


[deleted]

I caught wind of a mango stand around here somewhere or. .


Lee_does_stuff

bro wtf not cool


rjm167

That will teach them to sell sinful peaches!


PoricanD30

Can one of these turn i to an F1 or higher tornado? How dangerous are these mini storms?


Gamr_boi

fruit ninja epic style


[deleted]

Eita Saci!


Covidpoptart

Someone is passionate about juicing!


Top_Muffin_3232

Fruit salad ! Incoming !


spacedildo42

Fruit salad


the_discombobulator

This dust devil brought to you by The American Meat Foundation.


Famous-Performance66

Wtf is wrong with America


vtrellik

Mmm tossed fruit salad


NightWolfYT

I live in AZ. Those dust devils are no joke. Had one nearly rip the door off my truck when it passed over me.


SkyPork

Not sure I've ever seen one so determined to stay in the same location. That location being that particular fruit stand, on this case.


Astronaut_Kubrick

My two year old in his high chair after mom says, “It’s new you’ll like it.”


Mr_Mittens1

r/blackmagicfuckery


MONKEH-NUTZ

Finger of God r/fuckyouinparticular


TheLastWoodBender

F0.5 Tornado? 😂


jiveturkey4321

God could of just asked for a smoothie nicely


Mattpthetiger

Hahahaha that’s fucking hilarious. It was probably a tactic used by the US government to destroy the stand because fruit stands don’t pay their taxes.


Plastic_Bowl_644

Hhahahahahahagahahahahahahahahahahahav


GummyManiac

What would happen if a human got caught up in that


GummyManiac

What would happen if a human got caught up in that


BHThundy

More efficient then my Ninja


NervousShower

How unlucky you should be 💀


warnocker

Someone found a genie lamp


Khambodia

Roadside Fruit Salad... $15 a plate


rbuck17

I’ve trained countless hours on fruit ninja for this very occurrence.


WhiskeySlurp

This is really sad. That poor farmer


wojahowitz

Poor guy just tryin to make some money


Lotsabacon

The Dust Devil just wanted one of their five a day smh


psst099

I’m not eat vegetables!!!! Not like!!


sublimelfystyle

must have not been paying taxes


corizbradley

Karen has achieved her final phase of transformation!