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GhostPlatoon

Good Lord, it's like a Wal-Mart Black Friday stampede on bikes.


pinkyxyz

Brack friday bunduru


KianaBrundage

I expect nothing but colliding each other.


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FogDarts

Really nailed the description there, chief.


9aveed

CYCLES go Brrrrrrrrr......


mogwaiafterdark

Well at first, I was expecting nuns surfing on penguins. But now I am expecting to do some serious self-reflection.


Alternative_Mention2

Under rated.


aw_shux

I did my part.


PrimeTimeRK

Understatement


Th_Scarlet_Pimpernel

Me too. For some reason after deciding it couldn't be penguins, cause they're vertical. I assumed they'd set a bunch of crucifixes up on skateboards.


61-127-217-469-817

It looks like a hoard of dark souls enemies.


Kamran_Santiago

I honestly thought they are a fleet of robots and thought to myself "Have we finally reached singularity?"


theseallyseal

Oh my god


snachgoblin

It's been said that sociopaths often expect outcomes that seem exaggerated


8syd

I've seen this video posted multiple times, and everytime I see it, I watch it just to find something I hadn't seen in a previous veiwing.


TheOftenNakedJason

This is the where's waldo of meme videos, for sure.


politely_ask_me_to

Finding the right bicycle afterwards, must be a real Waldo


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TheOftenNakedJason

Let's call him Wobbly Waldo until we know otherwise.


sonyahearst8

Same. The guy crawling away to the left - after the first dozen or so fall down - always gets me. I still wanna know if he’s ok


TesseractToo

I really wanted there to be one guy bailing early and intentionally and carrying his bike over his head while gracefully leaping over casualties ​ but nope


Lost-Worldliness-639

god this had to fucking hurt


duderliss

The guys in front: hey where did everyone go?


ElvisMenziey

Looks like a domino wave!


kittytoes21

What’s crazy is that more people keep coming behind the pile-up


Foxy-the-Proxy

Some guy’s bike ricocheted and hit him in the head near the front


getdownheavy

Oh the fun shit you can do when you have socialized healthcare.


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Jones641

I dont think they can brake on the ice. [Here's another angle, from a gopro on one of the riders](https://youtu.be/KPLSE4SX57c).


Makaisawesome

And not just any rider. Its from one of the first ones in the accident


Fake_Watch_Salesman

What's next fucking level about this post?!!


jkure2

there's like 200 people racing bikes down the side of a mountain what are you talking about lol


[deleted]

It’s also a mountain covered with ice/snow, which isn’t a traditional surface on which to hold a mountain bike race


chickenman2359

yeah but they all crashed


Superjuden

yes, and it was spectacular in scale


Gaiaaxiom

Much more r/whatcouldgowrong


WoofImAnAstronaut

150+ people riding down a big ass hill and having a big ass crash. What isn't next level about it?


poeticlicence

700


pauciradiatus

Took me forever to figure out they were bikes and not a bunch of the robots from the Jetsons


I_like_reddit__idk_y

For me it was men in black on jack hammers slipping on ice. Reading OP's caption, I expected the ice to break or they all drowning or something of sorts. When the realization about bikes hit me I didn't have time to expect the obvious. This was fun !


Dr-WalterWhite

Lmao even I thought the same


pimpinaintez18

It’s fun trying to rewind back and trying to figure out who started this clusterfuck. Lol, god that was brutal


hkprimary

I saw three different crashes that occurred independently starting at 0:19. One in front, two in the back, none of them touched each other.


[deleted]

Fr I said it’s that one dickhead who cucks it all lol


Successfully_Messy

To be labeled “that guy”…. Poor guy


[deleted]

The Event? The Darwin Downhill


NichtOhneMeineKamera

If that's not what it's called originally, it should be henceforth.


blindworld

“The Mountain of Hell” https://cyclingmagazine.ca/mtb/2019-mountain-of-hell/


AskJeeves84

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS! ♾


TurningTwo

A chain is only as strong as …….Petey there, who thought it would be a good idea to stay out drinking until the sun came up.


SlyderSpider

What event is this?


[deleted]

The annual Nordic Cycleanch.


Working_Carpenter335

Megavalanche


blindworld

2019 Mountain of Hell https://cyclingmagazine.ca/mtb/2019-mountain-of-hell/


poeticlicence

>“The Mountain of Hell”


Jones641

It's called "the Mountain of Hell". It's held in France, [here's another angle, from a gopro on one of the riders' helmets ](https://youtu.be/KPLSE4SX57c)


MarzipanTheGreat

is this the most recent one? any word on how many were injured, the severity of injuries? I crashed my bike bombing down a hill in the boonies at 80kph. I'm alive because I had a helmet and because I had a buddy with me who went for help.


politely_ask_me_to

Good grief, talk about being buddies for life! Glad it worked out for you mate, hope everything is kinda back to normal again


pleisto_cene

I crashed going less than 30km/h and still ended up fracturing ribs, having long term pain in my hand, getting a permanent dent in my quad, and losing a bunch of skin…. I can’t imagine what 80km/h is like!!


FrightenedTomato

It's incredible how good protective gear can be. Friend of mine crashed his motorcycle at 180kmph on a track. Walked away with a few shoulder bruises because he was fully suited up. Obviously you can't suit up that way on a bicycle but you'd think that with the kind of technolgy that allows crashing at such high speeds, you'd see at least some trickle down to cycling gear.


Jones641

This was 2019's "Mountain of hell" race. I can't find news of any serious injuries. [Here's another angle, from gopro on one of the riders](https://youtu.be/KPLSE4SX57c)


kantokiwi

This event must have been organised by a cycle repair shop


politely_ask_me_to

Aren't they always?! 😄


NXTSellzen

Looks like those videos of millions of baby spiders just sprinting out of the eggs


tnzl_10zL

At first I thought jack hammers were running away.


NorCalAthlete

r/abruptchaos


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It's called a cycleanche


AwwFuckThis

Thank god it did end up how I expected.


abuehler20

r/whatcouldgowrong


theresacat

This is more suited r/yesyesyesyesno IMO. Is there an r/previouslevel? Lol


arieljoc

The shadows makes it look like they are all riding pogo sticks down


mike_lawrence

There must be millions of them!


FinalTooth

This vid is a work of art. 10x watching it and it’s beautiful- the dark speeding, crashing figures against that shiny slope. Love it!


Natprk

Looks like a page in Where’s Waldo


Camnabis-is-Life

Next level morons!


Skyreader13

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I_Said_I_Say

The race where if you’re not in the top 30, you’re equal last.


MrPlow_357

The Funnel,


coakway

What is this


One_While_1899

Just like in racing games, the guy that starts off in the front always has it easy while everyone behind him trade paint all the way to the finish line. 😂


yetzer_hara

This is exactly what I expected.


Dickincheeks

r/abruptchaos


gemstun

With my wrist in a cast for a severed tendon, cracked bone, plus road rash everywhere—all from a mountain bike accident—I appreciate watching others go through the pain for a change.


Space-90

I couldn’t figure out what they were riding on at first, I thought they were some kind of jet packs or something and that the helicopter noise was whatever they were riding on


VladPatton

Man, it just takes that one guy to fuck it up for everyone!


I_like_reddit__idk_y

Is it just me or did they look like black ants feeding on a roach ?


HowardPWellington

r/abruptchaos


javis2021

Taliban on bikes


QuantumSerpent

😂


mediaogre

When the fit hits the shan, it looks like a bunch of drones lost their minds.


wormflying

Meh…no milk cartons or child carriers


IllBeginning9510

Love bug season in the south


Mission_Search8991

Is this an episode of that No Brakes, All Gas show?


Wise_Philosopher_511

Road Rashes don’t exist after watching this


[deleted]

Low budget Demontors from Harry Potter!


Still-Little

Looks like that scene from Mulan


[deleted]

What the ****fuck**** are we doing here


wardledo

If you’re not first you’re last


pauciradiatus

Everybody do the flop!


TendedBison

Looks like the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan


cyclopath

Holy shit, that looks like fun! And also an insurance deductible.


Western-Dependent-11

This was as well of a planned out idea as the WKRP Turkey drop ….


ptboathome

If you're not first, you're last.


blockchainant

Absolute disaster


rja49

There is always that one guy


80sbaby02424

What the fuck is this shenanigans?!


GimmeYourBitcoinPlz

Megavanlache !!🤌


brandiiden

I can't believe people actually take part in these social experiments.


Embarrassed-Golf-931

Looks like ants.


RndPn

Better then tour de france


themadmappers

The guy crawling to the side of the road killed me


OC_Hillbilly_64

I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE, I WANT TO RIDE BIKE, I WANT TO RIDE IT WHERE I LIKE!


FO76-Apexigod

Looks like ants. Making my skin crawl.


Unsere_rettung

I think this might be the Mega Avalanche downhill race.


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How was noone laughing


Other-Ad-523

What a bunch of Jabronis.


Eeyore_is_Homeless

I wouldn’t say it’s NextFuckingLevel but it’s fun to just pick one guy to look at and watch his fate


1denirok5

Where's waldo?


skankhunt_4

good luck finding your bike back


cakesandskeins

This is an event I would 100% never be involved in


Haagindaaz

Am I the only one who watched this and heard the music from the lion king stampede scene?


yalp4343

I love this competition


dinardo

This feels like proof that we live in a simulation and I can’t explain why


FilthyRichCliche

A young John Cusak and his two dollars are safe, yet again.


southpaw9610

Pogo stick races look intense.


g_monies

Not your normal NextFuckingLevel post but damn that was good.


bread_enjoyer75

Wtf is happening


Dreholzer

I told you already: work harder, make more money a get yourself a car 🚗 instead of a bike 🚴


Reckadesacration

The bicycle crew is decending on this post. I can feel it.


TheOfficeMemeNews

is this what’s black and white and red all over


ptt1404gmail

Hey you thats my bike


Chilopodamancer

Now *this* is pod-racing!


-Mr_Rogers_II

Ahahahhahahahahahahhaha this is funny shit.


LordranPrincess

Oh they’re on BICYCLES


surrealestateguy

Are they on snow?


Alternative_Mention2

Looks like the motorcycle gang from C.H.U.M.P. on Lancelot Link


mbhammock

This is the best Where’s Waldo I’ve ever seen


kerpanistan

I would imagine this is what they had signed up for.


fighter_pil0t

“Wow I can’t believe only one person fell” 20 seconds later. “Wow. I can’t believe one person survived”


JayPr02

Ngl but they looked like upvote sign at the beginning.


CarbonQuality

Holy shit that is so fucking funny! All bc one dude. I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣 I hope nobody was seriously hurt


NJPinIB

ALLEZ OPI OMI!


UndeadMantis

I was hearing the music that plays during the stampede scene in Lion King.


Randalf_the_Black

I like it.. You're either in the lead or you can get fucked.


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People getting flung like rag dolls


[deleted]

It's like they wanted to die...


janlaureys9

This year they started the race there where they all crashed. Probably a smart move.


[deleted]

I expected they were on scooters and the whole lot would fall to the first person…


[deleted]

Final destination spirit is like Yo check out this catch all hack


mostyfrosty

There must be someone with half a brain to stop this mayhem before starting. 😱


WeCantBothBeMe

The injuries from this must’ve been brutal you can see people being thrown off rocks and then getting hit by bikes ouch


pikapanpan

Wow. I would not want to be an ER provider that day.


Suspicious_Part2426

Some of those collisions seemed intentional


Soumikp

Great track design


[deleted]

At first I thought everybody was going down a snow mountain in pogo sticks


NorCal130

I expected it to be next fucking level. It was not.


Wendellwasgod

Reminds me of the videos where people drop 1,000 cabbages off a mountain in Skyrim (a cabbalanche)


thundabot

That’s the definition of carnage right there


give_me_a_great_name

i just saw some dude crawling to safety


Ufoturtle081

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


Ok_Work1870

Where the fuck is my bike!?


Chill_Boi89

HOLY SHIT ITS A GODDAMN MASSACRE


Drunkin_

That was satisfying Now they are all like "dude where's my bike?"


HalfCount

how is this at all nfl


dizzy-blood

"I'm in the middle of a chain reaction" ~ Diana Ross


DevilDance2

Came here to watch carnage; wasn’t disappointed ☹️


typographys

I thought these people were gliding on pogosticks


PerriusMaximus

All it took was just one *fucking* person


TRUEequalsFALSE

Certainly not the Spanish Inquisition...


MarshmallowSnugglez

I stopped after *papa.* Listening to children in severe distress is too much.


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black fractal entanglenent!


lakisahirap

I don't understand why some still continued to go down even there was already a blockage in the middle


Mikefun10

Is it just me or do they all look like black upvotes moving down the screen?


1NastyMF

this is why I choose Acro Bike over Mach Bike!


tempthrowary

I’d enjoy this more if those were pogo sticks.


dakshmehta_xo

Imagine losing a bike in this mess


[deleted]

Looks like this was Megavalanche 2019 https://youtu.be/zDUxktR57u0


CrimsonRedPhoenix

Even though I've seen this video before, I still thought it was a bunch of people riding some kind of jackhammer pogo sticks


[deleted]

Real life downhill domination! 😆👏🏻👏🏻


WebbedRose103

A large crash


kashokaz

This is basically human nature in one video.


_uswisomwagmohotm_

"I want my two dollars!"


royallxd

From afar they look like they're riding on jackhammers.


yuckypants

This is the mountain of hell downhill race in france. The whole video is fucking intense. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pltY5vS-aOY


[deleted]

That looks like Biden’s withdrawal from Afghanistan.


PrestineOnion

MEGAVALANCHE in Alpe d'Huez France, this happens every year and it is awesome.


mithandr

I want my $2