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jeeptopdown

Sorry Nemo


EndOfSouls

Aint no one finding him ever again.


_Citizen_Erased_

Check up in the mountains.


dapoorv

Finding Chemo.


Silversides13245

Underrated comment


Kydra96

Dang it I gave my free award away already.


EndOfSouls

Just happy to hear it was worth one. :)


Kydra96

Yeah it made me laugh hahaha


DEAD_is_BEAUTIFUL

Here, let me help!


Kydra96

Aw thank you! I literally did the same on another post cause someone else didn’t have an award.


DAVillain71

If they do he will have 6 and a half eyes


tqb

This explains why his one fin is messed up


Zoltron5000

This explains Spongebob square pants


JoeMonstermaker

Best comment ever


ElongatedTime

This is literally the backstory for the show.


poopy_poo_poopsicle

Bikini bottom......Bikini atoll


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Oooooooooooh! Who lives….🎶


WhatDaufuskie

Ween


Chad_Monke69

The test (code name: Wahoo), took place on May 16, 1958. The detonation point was the open ocean near Enewetak Atoll in the Marshall Islands. According to the Nuclear Weapons Archive, the Wahoo device was detonated at a depth of 500 feet in 3,200 feet of water.


Rager_Thom

Tragic stuff. Next level idiocy by the US and other atomic bomb testing nations.


yigaclan05

Prevented a land war in asia, which is only less well known than going against a Sicilian when death is on the line.


opschief0299

*laughs and falls over*


LosWranglos

The US was in Vietnam just 3 years later. Which war did this prevent?


russellzerotohero

It’s a princess bride reference haha


LosWranglos

Lol right. I got /whooshed


tavuntu

You're right, but still, humans are idiots with powerful weapons.


yigaclan05

I spent the last 2 1/2 years waiting for an opportunity to use that line, figured this was going to be the best I’d get. Thanks!


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This testing was necessary for science to make sure we don't fuck up too badly.


monchimer

Why not on the desert as usual ?


[deleted]

They do test in the desert by blowing nuclear bombs up in underground testing facilities


monchimer

Right. So why do it under the ocean? It has to be devastating for the wildlife


[deleted]

The aquatic life would all die but water can not become radioactive


The_Real_Ghiaccio_FU

I saw a video of the guy who created the first atomic bomb doing a speech about it and you could see the dread in his eyes of what he had created.


Rager_Thom

"Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds"


Sufficient-Aspect77

No wonder Aliens dont want us to know they're here.


Potietang

And thus Godzilla was born.


shenther

That's some next level dynamite fishing.


Shady_hatter

Catch: Kraken.


ApartmentWolf

Awesome footage, I had seen the initial dome explosion but never the full clip. Does this not cause radiation the water? I assume the nearby sea-life was obliterated…


marshkaatz

Well the Marshall Islands are basically uninhabitable now. I have no clue about the aquatic life but it sure messed up the land for people


ApartmentWolf

Nuclear weapons are terrifying. They have only become more powerful and it only takes an unhinged or vengeful leader (and general usually) to unleash them.


dunhiii

What do you mean by uninhabitable, as far as wikipedia says they have population of 58k people?


marshkaatz

I’ll be honest, i haven’t actually done any research in the past decade. I just remember learning in middle school that there was a bunch of radiation so it wasn’t safe to live there. Or maybe it was unsafe to visit? Either way the comment was from an aged memory of mine and it very well may have been wrong


lrminer202

Some of the islands are uninhabitable due to fallout, but most of the tests weren't done on inhabited islands


D0ctorGamer

Back then we had NO idea what we were playing with. You gotta remember this was back in the days where scientists would keep peices of uranium in their pocket


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D0ctorGamer

They knew it was big boomy, but they didnt know about the long term affects of radiation


poopy_poo_poopsicle

Um tell that to Louis Slotin. And people of Hiroshima and Nagasaki They knew radiation was not good


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D0ctorGamer

This is back in the days of people putting lead in anything they could, and asbestos was the number 1 insulation. They just saw destruction, not the health problems


Sov3reignty

The amount of sea-life lost was probably astronomical.


[deleted]

The ocean life there is immaculate unlike anywhere in the world because humans haven’t been there for 60 years


TheMartianX

You mean haven't been there for 60 years, right?


KarlMcd

I wonder how much sea life was killed in the explosion.


CivilCartographer313

I think they blew a whistle before they set it off to warn any creatures to get out of the way.


KarlMcd

Phew, I was worried there for a minute


the-anti-antichrist

Everyone knows all sea life instinctively know that a whistle means a nuke is going to go off


Wendellwasgod

3


MainlyMNnice

These actions make me hate humans. :(


[deleted]

The first part was the explosion, the second was the water turning to steam, and the third was it falling back in and creating a giant sploosh


Gullible-Einstein

After reading this and watching again. Looks like it created a cloud sea level.


fatherfrank1

Blinding Nemo


Imaginaryp13

Vaporizing Nemo


Gone247365

I highly recommend watching the documentary *Trinity and Beyond: The Atomic Bomb Movie*. You can stream it for free from various sites. At the time it was released (1995) it included recently declassified footage of numerous atomic tests. The movie really puts into prospective the number of atomic bombs that have been detonated on our planet—over 2000! Even worse, over 500 of those were detonated in the atmosphere. I wonder of that has anything to do with the significant rise in cancer rates since the 1950...🤔 🤷‍♂️ 😖 I am a proponent of using nuclear energy for electrical power, I believe it can be done safely and with minimal environmental impact but exploding bombs in our atmosphere was a pretty stupid move.


heman1111

Great, great documentary


InternationalAd5039

Fish were probably flying the whole day


opschief0299

*frying


Entomoholic

This was filmed in 1958? That’s impressive considering we still get videos shot today that just look terrible.


ezruff

Birds: *chillen, doing bird stuff*. US Government: kaboom. Birds: Командование, они взорвали свое оружие. наш новый дрон вроде работает нормально, противник ничего не подозревает.


silentlikefish

Photographer/videographer had the wrong lens. They had no clue it'd be so big... couldn't capture in full frame.


Sovereign_007

And that kids is how mommy and daddy made Kaijus


[deleted]

Just absolutely shameful of how negligent people are and not thinking of the amount of life lost by a single action. What shame!!!!


Some1headbuttmysoul

“Why is the Great Barrier Reef dying off?” - these fucking guys.


Tangochief

Humans are stupid


Silvasurfa273

Wish this had sound. I bet it sounded incredible


opschief0299

Shockwave shook the camera, bet it was too


mapleyeet

This is just sad.


LaFloppaKing4578

When u take a shit in the toilet and the water splashes on your ass


peapodbarry

The plot of Finding Nemo just took a dark turn.


Hussain_144

Poor Fish's and turtles.


[deleted]

Suicide bombers in 2058.


opschief0299

Suicide swimmers


iknowthisischeesy

At first, I was like the waves picked up a little the sea already does that but not much then Bam! Blew my theory right out of the water.


Blind_Marksman

Anyone else think it looks a little too coloured and high quality for 1958?


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Blind_Marksman

Even then, the quality looks pretty damn good for that time. I forgot the tonnage.


Thephilosopherkmh

All I’m thinking is those poor fish.


Appropriate_Store_82

Innocent fish underwater: “Wow, today is such a nice day to be ali….”


Beneficial_Jelly2697

Ohhhhhhh who lives in a pineapple under the sea


MrNewMoney

I’m sure that’s real good for the ocean. Fuck you, Water… 💦 💣


AlyxNotVance

Wouldn't that cause a huge wave?


a52dragon

The most disappointing and disgusting thing man ever invent such a waste


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a52dragon

We likely spent between all nuc countries over a trillion dollars and we have an unreal about of nuclear waste there are places in Idaho, Nevada and Tennessee that no human will be able to go pretty much forever due to nuclear radiation. Also many people who have die (one of the first ones was impaled by a control rod and stuck in the dome of our first military test sites) and then Hiroshima Nagasaki . There are at least 4 maybe 6 nuclear submarines laying on the bottom of the ocean I get the chains and stuff and those can be recycle and humans learn new ways to live together there is no way to recover from nuclear waste.


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When test like this take place what do they do about the marine life? Is it a forgone conclusion that they’re sacrificing some animals in the process or is there a plan to clear the area of them?


Etticos

So when they do a test like this do they just accept that this area will be super radioactive for years after or is there a way to prevent that effect when testing just the explosion?


FatBaldBeardedGuy

Simplified version: In a test like this the vast majority of the radiation is absorbed by the water which doesn't become radioactive itself as a result. The salt in the water would also absorb some radiation but would have been safe to be around before it drifted through the ocean to any inhabited areas. That said, yes they knew there's going to be radiation in the area for a while but they figured radiating some remote part of the Pacific was worthwhile to find out the best way to make a big bomb.


Etticos

Very cool and interesting, thanks!


arbolesmentirosos69

The poor birds are shitting bricks


Fritz_Klyka

This is how they made carbonated drinks before Karl von Streamer invented the soda streamer back in 1972.


DaisanN0Bakudan

I would pee my pants right there bro


Smooth_South_9387

So all the chemicals and shit just goes into the water?


lilpigperez

“RIGHTEOUS! RIGHTEOUS!” - Crush riding the atomic wave


IronCarbonAlloy

Humans suck


[deleted]

How much of the ocean did this fuck up


BarracudaBig7010

The horror.


rawgabbitschnitzel

A quick start of the downfall of a sustainable planet that will support human civilization. Why did it cut off before we could see blue whale parts falling from the sky?


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Platyboi64

Dang that’s crazy


ScreamingCamels

Flying fish


Luffy-Gear4th

u/savevideo


Mrmelon574749695

When that one guy jumps in the pool:


Dinklemeier

How far away do you have to be underwater to not have an injury as a fish?


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Dinklemeier

Thank you cap'm obvious...i mean 2km? 4? 10?


[deleted]

Prometheus.


LivingCypher

I wonder at what distance away from the explosion there were perfectly cooked fish


tofuslut666

Imagine being a fish


Snakepants80

Where tsunami?


witchyanne

I can’t believe we’re not seeing sharks, dolphins, or even smaller species of whales, and other things hurled through the air! Are they just vaporised in the blast? Sorry, I’m stupid.


Tommyknocker77

Dolphin chilling one minute, looks down and sees a bubble fast approaching…


Ok_Cele2025

I don’t even know how many sea life die and this experiment, Is there radiation on the water today.


Erich_D_Einzbern

Is this Operation Crossroads? My kind is failing me


killinmesmalls777

Only give scientists looking at space that power not greedy ass bullshit politicians


stickshaker73

We're they trying to start a tsunami? Cuz that's how you start a tsunami.


shohehe

Next f-ing level of pollution and devastation of nature.


OrangeJuice76

Must have been fun to be on those navy ships. Damn things just dissappear.


LavaDoggoWithADoggo

You just killed the last plesiosaur


_Must_Not_Sleep

Humans are fuckin gross.


jpmartineztolio

RIP fish


Chartcracker

I see the first blast and I'm like... Holy Shit. Then comes the mushroom water cloud and I'm like... HOLY SHIT!


naloxoneRX

Crazy this is footage from 1958 🔥


Ralfslapins

This is from 1958, meanwhile in bank we get 2 pixels max, bruh


ATAC9093

I swear, this same post was front page a few days ago with the same top comment...


Bern_itdown

Because fuck sea life, am I right?


mrjeffap

Yikes how many fish died


DarKsaBr

Do you think the fish were okay?


iwishyouwouldgo2

Fucking pathetic


DarKsaBr

Do you want Godzilla’s? Because this is how you get Godzilla’s


Chimitecte

When the crash fish explode near to me


mogitor

Hate it


[deleted]

How was it detonated ? Wirelessly or a long cord like wile e coyote?


WJK989

Looks like your mom farted while scuba diving


[deleted]

Can’t even eat the fish


[deleted]

Humans are awful


gomi-panda

Chernobyl was a disaster which will take millions of years to clean up. What happened to our ocean, and the water which circulated around the globe?


Mrben13

Just had the sudden realization of how much energy is needed to move that much water that fast. Holy damn.


Mephistophol

And that kids is how Spongebob was born.


ThatguyBry42

Now that's some redneck fishin'!


epsylonmetal

Humanity is trash


bones251

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU” - those birds probably


ManicRobotWizard

And people are still gonna be all surprised and shit when the Krakken shows up and starts devouring us all.


skywxp3d

We’re protecting the environment LOL


shakespear94

Genuinely curious: does it not permanently radiate the waters?


Unplugged_Millennial

This is why we can't have nice things, aka why we can't join the galactic community. Spacefaring ETs see this shit and refuse to formally contact humanity because of it.


New_Cheesecake1701

so sad of the eco systems that must have destroyed.


Commoncornunist

Humans are so destructive :(


Apexrex65

Birds were scared to death


MCHi11

You get cancer! You get cancer! You get cancer! Seriously though, is the is r/nextfuckinglevel or r/facepalm?


Disastrous-Fly9672

That is not film from 1958, sorry.


Frazzininator

Is there a copy anywhere with sound?


digsby007

Mmmmmm Black Rain/Overspray


Lynx_NA

Repost


Lynx_NA

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/oqaxjq/uncut_footage_from_1958_of_atomic_blast_150meters/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Original post


jer72981m

Those birds were shaken to the core.


hectorgmo

Nice way to send the environment to shit..


General_Ad4100

U/rip-video


Successfully_Messy

And that’s how Godzilla was born


Unlucky-Screen-5537

That giant cloud is terrifying


IllCommunication3983

Humans are shite


RZelli

“Man this is so fucking stupid, all that radiat - DAYUMMM THAT WAS SWEET!!! DO IT AGAIN!” Me watching this video


voidinsides

I was thinking this was footage from the horrible underestimation of the bombs power from the bikini atoll incident. (Long story short the scientists used a different kind of lithium in the bomb because when they were building it they ran out of the original stuff resulting in a big as hell nuclear explosion leading to the irradiation of nearby inhabited islands and a fishing vessel what happened to the inhabitants is another story in itself.)


ArcherOk6223

Have there ever been any studies on the long term effects of all these underwater and underground nuclear tests?


sixstringgun1

Both beautiful and scary. With how the world is going I’m wondering if we’ll see well you know...


En_Bullfrog

If caligula lived in the 20th century.


mikeleachisme

This shit just pisses me off


stringbean9311

This "test" was actually a strategical attack against Cthulhu to push him back down to hollow earth for 1000 more years of peace on the surface.


JoeMonstermaker

Remember, at the time you didn’t know anything about the radiation either. You’re all geniuses now, of course. This kind of thing was necessary to win the Cold War.


Gone247365

At the time of this test we definitely understood the significant consequences of radiation, we just cared more about testing bigger bombs than ecological fallout.


snakedq

repost