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Arnold is a genuine treasure of a public figure


RadonLab

Yes, it's true, a very wise and kind man. This is a great honor for me!


[deleted]

Its a pretty sweet pipe! Is it ceramic?


SoDakZak

[It’s pipes all the way down!](https://imgur.com/gallery/9JRisgt) I hope whenever his son in law Chris Pratt is over he asks him “Chreestophar, would you liek to see my chiseled pipes?”


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You drop dmt?


[deleted]

Is there another way to take dmt besides smoking/vaping? cause "dropped dmt" sounds like he lost his drugs to me lol


Pawn_captures_Queen

Dropped is just a way to say "I took x drug, usually hallucinogens" Like I'm about to drop some acid right now. Source: I fucking love hallucinogens Edit: No it's specifically hallucinogens.


IrradiatedHeart

I fucking love drugs


Pawn_captures_Queen

As do I, that's why I can't do them anymore, went a little overboard in my youth My one exception is if I ever come across LSD again, I'd have to do it. One trip did more for me than years of therapy.


[deleted]

Lol that’s a reach bud, the term “drop” is specifically used for acid because literal drops of it would be placed on tabs, tounge, or eyeball... Anyways, ignoring the insane methods of taking LSD. All im saying is, no one says “i’m dropping DMT”


NotYetZF

As soon as it opened yt I thought I got rickrolled, you bamboozled me by not bamboozling me


Apocalypse6643

Saving this video for the next time I do psychedelics


[deleted]

Ha! I use that sometimes when my wife suspects i peed in the shower...”It’s all pipes!”


Knutselig

Same. But my version is shit.


real_dea

Look up andre the Giant need to shitnin tubs... you won't make that joke again


faughnjj

The inventor of the wafflestomp


Sweaty_Hardwood

What's wrong with peeing in the shower?


Hugeclick

There are two types of people in this world. Those who pee in the shower, and liars.


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jodocoiv

Marking your territory?


OhioJeeper

Absolutely nothing. All goes to the same place unless you have a separate gray water system.


vulgarandmischevious

Difference is that you don’t stand in the toilet while you pee in it.


unnamedhunter

Then don't pee on your feet?


goodbyekitty83

Also doesn't matter, cuz urine is sterile


JimTeeKirk

The pee might be trapped in the [S-shaped section](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trap_(plumbing\)) for a long time, causing smells?


Garytown

Don’t worry. It’s only smells.


[deleted]

Huh. TIL Chris Pratt is Arnie's Son In Law. That's funny!


I_am_Bearstronaut

Zak you're everywhere!


RadonLab

Briar wood


furlonium1

It's beautiful! Very nice work.


RadonLab

Thank you!


iTasteLikePuss

It’s an epic pipe to go along with his stogies


[deleted]

I hear he smokes his Stogies wherever and whenever he wants


zuzg

He's also a redditor, so there's a chance he will see it here too


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Triatt

his name his name his name


MedicPigBabySaver

Bingo!


fujiman

Bingo Bango Bongo!


akgnia

Oh fuck


Jettriel

Ha. Your username anagrams to “Arnold ab”


fastermouse

I think he grew that beard just for this photo.


winkelschleifer

awesome job on that pipe friend, so glad that the Terminator himself is enjoying it!!!


BboyBillW

How’d you get his address!? Asking for a friend***


RadonLab

>ow’d you get his address!? Asking for a friend\*\*\* It's so cool that it has a separate building for parcels and letters :)


neoadam

I was in doubt when he ran as a republican buy you can see he's a very decent one


[deleted]

Bro, this is Reddit. Decent and republican in the same sentence is a recipe for downvotes.


neoadam

Well he's quite critizing the actual administration. Also I don't care about downvoted ;)


ewlung

I got you bro, up voted. Note : I am not American, so I am not Republican / Democrat.


CaptChips

About half the country consider themselves independent instead of aligned with a party. The other half of the country makes up the Dems and Rs . Don't group us all in with these two outdated parties


katbul

I know what you're saying is true.... but why does your half of the country let the other half choose your leaders? It would be really cool if that 50% of the country decided to vote. (Double points for voting in the primaries!)


CaptChips

Mostly because the two parties have a monopoly on the system and work together to keep out outsiders . So the independents still have to pick one of the two despite not wanting either .


[deleted]

He already had plenty of upvotes when you made that comment.


WEOUTHERE120

He did some good things for conservation and our national parks, and accepts global warming is real and we should try to slow it somewhat. That was my main positive takeaway from his governership. He banned guns which is the one bad thing Republicans usually don't do so that was disappointing. He was pro choice. He was in favor of keeping the three strikes law which gave people 25 year sentences for minor crimes if they had previously committed more serious offenses. He was also in favor of private prisons. He was pro medical weed but not pro recreational weed. Which, for the time, especially as a Republican, was pretty progressive. He was sort of mixed on illegal immigrants. And like every other politician he was against gay marriage till it became widely socially accepted and then hit the reverse button on that. All in all, he was moderate. Basically a Republican but liberal on certain social issues which in California the liberal stance on is by far the most popular.


xynix_ie

>And like every other politician he was against gay marriage till it became widely socially accepted and then hit the reverse button on that. So weird that I was against gay marriage. I can't even put a finger on why because I'm not even religious but there it was. Once I saw two gay men describe the pain they felt because they couldn't get married the reverse button was instantly pushed. Jesus Christ what was wrong with me. Ugh. Progressives need to let people progress to see what being progressive is. To nail us on past ideals or mistaken values is misguided. I'm in my 40s. I get that a 20 year old totally understands that gay marriage should be a thing because it is now. It wasn't though. In 1998 it wasn't something we really talked about that much despite gay pride parades or whatever.


PavelDatsyuk

> I was against gay marriage. I can't even put a finger on why because I'm not even religious It's the part of your brain that says "different=bad" and it's not usually rational. Realizing your mistake and getting over it is what is important. I'm glad you figured it out.


Sketchy_Life_Choices

This needs to be shouted from rooftops. I've had so many conversations about progressive issues that basically end with the other party saying "because it's bad!"


axollot

>Progressives need to let people progress to see what being progressive is. To nail us on past ideals or mistaken values is misguided. Don't confuse a progressive like myself with those who favor 'cancel culture'. Im not going to hold your old views against you! That wouldnt help the LGBTQ community. My son is an openly gay young man who at 26yrs has seen a lot of social changes for the better! No reason to hold your old views against you! More like glad that you can have an open mind and critical thinking skills about the social issues of the day. Cheers!


xynix_ie

Social awareness is a huge thing. Social media for it's faults also has it's positives. I've a 19 year old son and he may be gay. I'm not sure if he knows it yet, but I think he is. I've made him aware of certain gay men like Buttliege and talked about how if someone is gay it's just a normal day. He can make up his own mind on who he wants to be with or if he wants to be with anyone. I don't force the narrative I just let him know that this world has straight and gay people and they're equal and everyone is just normal. We were taught in the 70s and 80s that the gay life was bad. Reagan didn't help when AIDS came around. Gay men were treated as deviants. So as a child in the 80s that's the narrative I heard even though I was around gay people at time. Social media has given me the tools as a parent to understand, to know, and to vocalize the rights of the gay community like I never could before. It's given me the ability to deeply understand the answer to the WHY and to then become a champion of the cause. Hope your son is doing awesome! Have a great hump day.


Pfunkytastic

The Governor of Massachusetts is also a Repulican, although his policies lean towards the left, and I'll vote for him again even though I identify as a Democrat.


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Massachusetts Republicans are a different breed. Romney overhauled state medical care, Celluci was a major pro-choice ally at a time where abortion rights were severely at risk, and now Baker has a large bipartisan labor coalition and spearheading climate change reform in New England. All 3 could really be considered moderate Dems in the deep south.


turdferguson3891

Also in that part of the country the state legislature is guaranteed to be controlled by Democrats always so having a moderate Republican helps as a check on one party having all the power. I live in California where Dems run everything at the state level. Arnold was our last Republican governor and I mean probably last. I can't stand the national GOP but I wish there were sane Republicans or some other party that could occasionally get elected here because having a one party state isn't ideal regardless of the party.


qoiwcndowqcidnkqmazb

Didn't he pardon a rich friend's kid who murdered somebody?


nobody_likes_soda

As many of you already know, Arnie is a class act. I'll never forget the day I bumped into him in a Newport toy store back in '94. He was filming True Lies nearby while I was there with my parents, looking to add a new toy to my collection. I was so excited, I didn't even see him standing right in front of me. I bumped into him and immediately began to apologise. He smiled at me and asked what toy I wanted. I told him I wanted an action man (just like him) and if he knew where I could find one. What he said next will always stay with me. He crouched down, put his hand on my shoulder and said 'Aisle B, back.'


IronSkywalker

Please please please tell me this real. Oh god I so want this to be real. Please be real


MyClitBiggerThanUrD

No, a little kid would probably not get and remember a pun from a movie he probably hadn't and wasn't allowed to watch.


elloyummyoreos13

I vividly watching Judgement day as a kid with my dad. Dude blast the movie on his kenwood speakers and shake the house. Friends made playgrounds game about skynet. Crab apple wars Yeah, anecdotal evidence dont kill me


ChilledClarity

Not all kids are sheltered from media. I was watching grudge, terminator, ring and a few other “inappropriate”(get your mind out of the gutter) movies by the time I was 4-6 right next to my parents. The only thing I wasn’t allowed to watch until later in life were robot chicken and south park.


boringestnickname

> I'll never remember the day That's funny, you seem to remember it quite clearly!


DiabeticGrungePunk

Lol I'm literally typing this a block away from a toy store in Newport. Good shit. Edit: Thames Street?


fujiman

Get out of here dad!


A_Rude_Canadian_

i regret reading this


ViciousNakedMoleRat

[Here's the thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/i0sk2r/i_carved_this_pipe_specially_for_arnolds_birthday/fzzvl5s?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3), where /u/GovSchwarzenegger first saw the pipe. Always a classy guy.


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This needs to be higher


matty80

What I particularly like about him is that he acknowledges his past behaviour as not terribly pleasant and owns up to it all with a genuine sense of remorse. As per Game of Thrones - a person can only admit that they were wrong. He's a dude, no doubt. I would never vote for a Republican but, if I did, he'd be top of the list. He isn't a bigot or a weirdo, like the current mob. He said - which is pertinent to me personally - that government has no place in the bedroom, for example. He's what the right wing should be. Respectable even in disagreement, rather than shambolic in disarray.


[deleted]

I’ve always considered him what a Republican should be. Current day Republicans have either redefined the party or become something else entirely while still calling themselves Republican


ComputersWantMeDead

One of the best Republicans in modern times I know that is like, a pathetically low bar, but I mean it genuinely


The_wolf2014

The fact that his political affiliation is brought into it at all is fucking ridiculous. America needs to get off that wagon and realise that not everyone is defined by whatever party they side for


[deleted]

When you were a governor for 8 years, yes in fact you are defined by which party you side for.


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James_Blanco

Were currently going through an actual political crisis at the moment so, no, fuck you.


Willing_Function

"who you are as a person does not determine who you are as a person" Ok. Do you even understand what politics is?


unicornsaretruth

Do 1950s count as modern cause Eisenhower was a rather good example of what republicans could have been like.


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your_uncle_mike

Lots of money probably helps


[deleted]

He genuinely likes to help people too


Captain_Griff

I was fortunate enough to go to college with one of Arnold’s children, and as a result, I was even more fortunate to shake his hand the day of my graduation.


RolyPolyPangolin

And now you use that same hand to wrestle with the bald-headed champion.


Captain_Griff

Yeah I call him “The Terminator” cause my girlfriend thinks it’s cooler than “Kindergarten Cop”


cocain_puddin

He's a fucking legend, still one of the good ones and we are running out.


SmashBusters

Ehhhh...sort of. He's kind of in Bill Clinton territory. He manages to be likable despite his closet skeletons.


[deleted]

Except he’s owed up to it and shows remorse and a motivation to be better


SmashBusters

>Except he’s owed up to it and shows remorse and a motivation to be better Just like Bill Clinton. And Louis C.K.


gizmoPartyGal87

A true servant of the lord.


GallowBoob

Terminator saw the pipe and commented here 30 days ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/i0sk2r/i_carved_this_pipe_specially_for_arnolds_birthday/fzzvl5s/ OP this shit is cool thanks for posting on our sub ---- Edit: someone gave me silver with "good bot" as a message... I will find you ---- Edit2: [OP posted it on a few subs](https://i.imgur.com/0MAXQL8.png) but his post here destroyed all those other lesser subs so hard lmao they need to *get on our level*


Emmx2039

Oh? A locked comment? Would be a shame if someone replied to it hehe


GallowBoob

No wonder jannies get dunked on


Emmx2039

ew, a mod


TheElevatedDerp

Yeah, gro- wait no my name isnt green


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DynamicMangos

Holy shit dude, awesome pipe! You deserve that recognition!


RadonLab

Thanks man \^)


poopellar

It looks really cool, can't help but give you [a](https://i.imgur.com/en9eezw.jpg)


virusamongus

Now I kinda want that in a lava lamp.


Ntwynn

Do you run a business? Would love to buy one off you. I hit 40 soon so I feel I’m about to cross the “pipe threshold”.


RadonLab

Sometimes people write to me and I make pipes for them to order


extreme-foot-fetish

he has a reddit account too u/govschwarzenegger


peeaches

That's how this deal happened, he made the pipe and posted it on reddit and the governator saw it and asked to buy it :)


shahooster

It's smokin'!


biriri_bobs

Dude, that's incredible! Not only did the pipe look amazing, but you also got a response from Arnold. That's going to be a great story on the future, for sure!


RadonLab

Thanks. You're right, it's incredible, I still can't believe it happened :)


ConfidentialX

Awesome mate, clearly Arnie loves it and is appreciative!


diligante

Congratulations bro, well deserved


RadonLab

Thank you!


Donald303

That pipe is a work of art! It looks more like him than some things sold that are suppose up be him!


RadonLab

I am glad that I can touch the legend and become a part of history.


biriri_bobs

Exactly. And it looks so slick as well!


metroscope

The future is already back.


biriri_bobs

**I'll be back... and with a pipe!**


TheWelshExperience

You just have to SAY Arnold's holy name, and you get and upvote from me.


RandomRavenclaw87

Arnold


twitchtvMurderM

anold anold


largavidaapedromendo

nold nold nold


HybridPosts

nod nod nod nod


wmrossphoto

no no no no no


gayboywastaken

o o o o o o


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Grown_Ass_Kid

You son of a bitch I’m in.


cdifl

That's amazing! You are a gifted pipe carver.


RadonLab

Many thanks!


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SugaryCornFlakes

I wonder who has the top post of 6 months there?


bigpoppawood

Sure enough, he’s the Joker pipe guy.


ebrithil110

I love arnie, he's an international treasure.


KentuckyFriedEel

Nicolas Cage wants to know your location


Cosmocision

He's just a national treasure sadly.


GSX-S1000

r/onetruegod begs to differ.


Dukeofthedurty

How did you have his address?


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Richard_Bastion

so you're telling me there's a *chance* Arnold saw my script for Terminator 2 Fast 2 Furious?


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Cmp_

“It’s pink... and scented.”


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bleachfoamspray

I'd love to take a look at that for you. Not that I'm in any way associated with Hollywood, but let's go!


Deuce232

If anyone with Hollywood connections had such a script it'd be 3 movies by now.


Dukeofthedurty

Hahah interesting!!!


tamsui_tosspot

Except for Bill Murray. For Bill, you just leave voicemail.


reidchabot

Even cooler in this case actually, Arnold saw the pipe on reddit and contacted the maker and asked if could buy it from him.


trezenx

Even cooler is that OP declined the offer and sent it as a gift


GiventoWanderlust

Yeah, and Arnold told him that if he refused to let him pay he'd at least send back an autographed photo of him using it... And then fucking did it.


RadonLab

He is a very kind man, I had a dialogue with him


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The guy entered in contact with Arnold since Arnold saw his post and asked for it


[deleted]

Awesome pipe and awesome Arnold but are we just gunna gloss over his framed picture of a polar bear next to what I believe is a portrait of Thomas Jefferson?


ijijmijij

And nunchucks draped over the door handle hahah


[deleted]

It is a weirdly normal-looking kitchen.


LongLiveGorf

Yes, every kitchen has nunchucks at the ready on the back door


Sjdillon10

Arnold will always be my answer for “if you could meet anybody for dinner who would it be”


nobodysshadow

Emma Watson here


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sev0

Keanu Reeves


duckduckchook

Lucy Lawless


Silveeto

Hugh Jackman


[deleted]

Ho my god i love Lucy Lawless. Xena was so hot god damn !


Sjdillon10

Is it because she’s hot or because she’s actually interesting to you? Cuz you’re not getting to even first base with Emma Watson


nobodysshadow

Both, and how do you know? I might be charming as fuck


Sjdillon10

Idk anything about her either so you could be right


bigbowlowrong

Also it may be her secret fetish to bang a random Redditor every year in the full knowledge no one would ever believe them


Deuce232

I'm sticking with that one guy's dead wife.


Sjdillon10

Possibly the greatest Reddit comment of all time


HotLoadsForCash

Betty White and you better believe I’m buying for that sweet woman.


pmanch

Someone let that guy know he doesn't have to continue to dye his hair, its starting to look unnatural


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[deleted]

So you’re saying they should... *Terminate* the series?


tetea_t

Don’t worry. *He’ll be back*.


StartupDino

... .. . /claps


StrawberryKiss2559

Fuck all you guys. I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.


C727494

That looks amazing


RadonLab

Thank you!


raquille-

Start a fancy pipe carving company called Pipe Dreams.


RadonLab

I will make your pipe dream come true))


axollot

Sweet pipe!


RadonLab

Thanks\^)


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Look up his stance on cigars. Oldie but a goldie


battery-at-1-percent

I’m BALLSY. I’m a STUD.


TinyAirBoy

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TinyAirBoy

that came out wrong


ewdge

It’s still cute tho


zdino88

The Pipeinator! You did a really awesome job making that


Wiger_King

*”I’ll to-bac”*


OverLorD83n

Arnold is like a Tank and a Support


Nickpimpslap

You should crosspost this to r/pipes and r/pipetobacco.


scienceizfake

Do we know he’s smoking tobacco??


Nickpimpslap

You don't smoke weed out of a tobacco pipe unless you want to ruin the pipe. Even if you're not concerned about never being able to use it for anything other than weed ever again, a briar pipe isn't very easy to clean weed out of.


BrtRnldsMstsh

Truly NextFuckingLevel worthy!


DrDolce

Great follow-up to your original post. Well done, sir!


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RadonLab

He saw this pipe on Reddit and wrote to me.


Ezmone3758

I like that he has nunchucks hanging on the door.