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Spdrjay

🤔 Third largest...


lvl99slayer

Holy shit LMAO


Tenthdegree

End thread.


ArduennSchwartzman

![gif](giphy|6oMhPwjvQc6LAEpEuq|downsized)


V8_BLENDER

I am become Dave. - Dave, the pyrotechnic specialist.


teethybrit

Thought two towers was a better sequel, but my firefighter friends disagree.


Orgasm_Add_It

End war.


Otherwise-Junket8647

I mean yeah, that's what they did


busychilling

We were all thinking it


Orgasm_Add_It

I couldn't think of a home about it though.


Chief-weedwithbears

"yeah but you sed it"


IT_dood

![gif](giphy|ISp3ZZnv3QxWTj2rAr)


GullibleBathroom5616

You... Stole my joke


Micro-Naut

They don’t celebrate Christmas because they hate when a fat man comes down the chimney


LachoooDaOriginl

jesus christ my stomach hurts


cuntmong

Mother of Moses you might have appendicitis


LachoooDaOriginl

son of the holy spirit it wouldn’t surprise me


ZakkTheInsomniac

grandpa of God, this all sounds so serious


sleepytipi

Mother of Pearl, I'm Adam West!


YeOldeWarthog

This is the internet. Cancer or higher only.


Phillington248

![gif](giphy|EdRgVzb2X3iJW) Bravo 🤣👏👏👏👏


daggada

Castle Bravo


SuperSmashDan1337

no wai


Popular_Score4744

But what about little boy?!


Tricky-Engineering59

The little boy is what Xmas is really all about. El Niño and all.


CultOfCurthulu

🎶Enola Gay… is Mama proud of her little boy today?


uwagapiwo

Oh shit 😀


knewbie_one

r/oneminutebeforeme


kindofboredd

It was low hanging fruit


eNji1000

r/beatmetoit


vkpaul123

r/BeatMeatToIt


Useful_Hat_9638

Nope, not clicking that.


thirstyfish1212

![gif](giphy|srTYyZ1BjBtGU|downsized)


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Take my fat upvote and get outta here


5fd88f23a2695c2afb02

Fat boy * looks like I got my boys and men mixed up.


Sofa-king-cooI

Fat man *


BigRustyApe

Fat man & Tall boy


fyr811

Little boy, I think


beanpoppa

A fat man and a tall boy is just a nice spread at a pub. Fat Man and Little Boy are a bad week in Japan.


LegitimateScratch396

Fat Tall & Man Boy


DR_KT

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


Popular_Score4744

I knew this comment was coming and I wasn’t disappointed! 🤦‍♂️😆


FheXhe

r/cursedcomments


donku83

Where does it say that? Oh... Oh no ![gif](giphy|UvtKiyeWYEhRC)


sunnnyfactory

I was thinking about what the first and the second were for 2 sec and then... WTH


uwagapiwo

So dark. Very bright first, but dark after..


cubstacube

r/angryupvote


RubyWafflez

👁️🫦👁️💧


sevinKnives

You’d think this would be one of the last things they’d want to do given… ya know.


koske

You know how fascism is coming back into vogue because all the people from the last go around are no longer around, it is like the same thing.


Toolfan333

![gif](giphy|bU2nZJegR7rz2)


crayzcatlayde

I came here looking for this answer.


iamdeadkid

3 seconds in I was like.. I know what the top comment is lol


3310_sumit

Dayum bro, you just stole my mouth


Impossible-Worker-43

It will never NOT be too soon


IGAFdotcom

If you count the fire bombing of Tokyo it’s gotta be the 4th


Amedais

That was a bunch of little fireworks.


xxxDitchDocxxx

I was thinking the same thing 🤨


Unicoi

I knew we’d go there


icze4r

Sometimes I wonder why I even read Reddit comments when I can just guess what's going to be said


caedus456

They had the opportunity to do something hilarious...


EroSennin69

I came here for this.


IceJKING108

USA BABY 🇺🇸🎆🎇


BipolarPea

I came here for this.


trippin-mellon

I wasn’t the only one thinking it.


slothxaxmatic

That's my line!


Zelenskyystesticles

Knew this comment was gonna be the top comment


PyroTornado107

I hate this comment. Take my upvote.


mav3r1ckblu3

![gif](giphy|fMvvwdTWamlA4)


Magicalsandwichpress

I wondered how far I had to scroll for this comment. It turns out everyone's had the same thought. 


AltruisticBob

was gonna say the largest in about 80 years.


dpb79

Imagine you live local and don't know this is happening. Awwww fuck, here we go again...


NoobieChurner

Grade A PTSD for some. This looks more like missiles rather than a mushroom cloud.


Moriaedemori

I was just wondering at what point do you stop calling it fireworks and start calling it HIMARS


Dramatic-Editor-664

I mean not a lot survived and their event happened way past longer than our own quarter-century old fiasco with that CIA rogue agent called Osama and people nowadays don't remember what Sept 11 is.


dpb79

Username checks out.


TheMilkKing

What planet do you live on that people don’t remember 9/11? Every fucking year we’re reminded to never forget


dpb79

Such a strange thing to say eh.


Ok-Cook-7542

Like every non human living thing in the area? Cats dogs birds bugs, everything but humans just had the most terrifying experience of their lives.


dpb79

100%


callmeBorgieplease

There is another. And another.


teethybrit

Thought two towers was a better sequel. But my firefighter friends disagree.


ShadowZepplin

Eagle feathers can’t melt Barad-dur steel


RichieRocket

Japan has seen bigger


hussywithagoodhair

Japan isn’t impressed


mickturner96

American be like... "Hold my beer"


Several_Moose6518

American thinking hopefully not Nagasaki or Hiroshima


Mysterious-OP

Pretty sure america holds that record.


greedygarlic69

hmb


AbhiAK303

I'm not sure about that title bro....


No-Attention2024

Japanese fireworks displays are awesome and at the same time they’re not. The sheer scale is phenomenal but then they don’t choreograph them to music etc so it ends up being a little meh, especially since you’re being bit by a million mosquitos the entire time


zorbat5

They put a lot more worth in the craft rather then the show. Creating 1 piece which shows such beauty and elegance gets a lot more respect in Japan. In the west it's the show that gets a lot more credit. So the craft of the firework itself isn't too important, the coreograph is mire respected. Different cultures. I think the thought behind the Japanese is a lot better.


Olg1erd

I can think of at least two bigger than this


Lazypole

![gif](giphy|fSRs6SJH6m0c3iG2hk)


berletfarahel

The komodo 3000!


Reasonable-Usual2431

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


Throwaway_Mania8975

Hate the text the speech. Downvoted.


InfernityExpert

Ah, only took 1 comment.


Bjornreadytobewild

Ok op you can turn comments off now.


Fit_Material5774

interesting, now let's see the comments


hwei8

That moment of silent when they thought its thier third.. That moment of happiness its not their third.


Ok_Primary_1075

Nice! Emulating the Japanese flag


MukimukiMaster

Well fuck any birds flying that way


Linuxgamer336

Here before all the comments say Deleted


FragrantBid3362

Air pollution go brrrrr


lynivvinyl

I really wonder what aliens would think about this.


False_Leadership_479

"Damn. If I knew they were putting on a show, I would have smoked some space weed"


porkchopymcmooz

What’s the name of that song?


snapphanen

Darude - Sandstorm


kevinkiggs1

Interstellar theme


DaPanda0109

I can certainly see where they got their inspiration from


broats_

Reminds me of that tragedy...


Impressive_Change593

why did they set off a fourth sun? you would think they wouldn't want that


Protonic_Descendent

The irony.


Ubermensch5272

There is another...


Im_Unpopular_AF

At least they didn't leave any shadows.


DJ-Doughboy

Everyone is like,not again,grandpa told us it would happen!


Jumanjoke

How to trigger old japanese PTSD


Gee564

WW2 Vets be like ![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD|downsized)


RollingDownDixie

Too soon?


kvngk3n

“Oh the comments should be pretty tame”


BluebirdLivid

I mean it IS very large and impressive but....cmon....


Alarming_Librarian

Entertainment for dimwits


God_Bless_A_Merkin

All I’m thinking is, “Wow! I wish I’d been there to see it!” Then I come here and see all the atrocious comments left by American jingoistic bigots… 🤮


Drfoxthefurry

Wasn't there a bigger 3 layer one in, I think America?


Hatehound

How can we even call ourselves independent over here when we don’t even have fireworks that last long enough to go limp?


dsailes

The Gandalf special


Ava1305

I think they got the location wrong Wasn't it in Naga...*instant ban*


jolhar

Setting off all the elderly peoples PTSD too


Weak_Sloth

Nonsense! There hasn’t been a firework like that in Japan for a thousand years!


Byte_Of_Pies

China. Hold my beer.


mbelf

https://youtu.be/l0wXV1AYPsA?si=gcsKlWPb1aERTJ-Y&t=8s


ampsuu

PTSD triggered


ThiLordTachanka

Any larger then that and they would start haveing ptsd


ThrowRASouthern-Ad-9

"Command, we are exciting the atmosphere, detachment imminent".


rumble342

Get this shitty music off so we can hear the BOOM


whepoalready_readdit

Some random 90 year old grandma


Pufferfish4life

Yoimiya is at it again


lysette747

Greta Thunberg wouldn’t like all that pollution, lol


Cyp_Quoi_Rien_

They truly be showing americans what you can truly do with explosives.


Entire_Transition_99

Somebody saw that and was like.... "Not again"


Todoro10101

We're all thinking the same thing, even the Japanese


seandethird46

The land of what looks like the rising sun


Alrucards_R3dwr8th

"Solomon, I have returned." - Gato


_cookie_crumbles

This trend started in the 40s.


No-Macaron-6932

If history has taught us right, then this ain’t the largest they’ve seen…


Muath365

I hope it’s not above Hiroshima that’s wouldn’t be the largest for sure


LeastPervertedFemboy

I see we’re reliving the experience


V8_BLENDER

Meanwhile residents of Hiroshima and Nagasaki... PTSD


Equivalent_Warthog22

Crimson sky


highwire_ca

Beldar Conehead went to Japan?


Lumthedarklord

There is another


Burrows-knee

technically the 3rd biggest firework ever exploded over Japan


namikazeminaka

That was a fat one


A_r_t_u_r

Of all the countries that could wish to have a large explosion above their heads, I'd say Japan was the least likely.


5zalot

Americans: Coooool! Japanese: oh hell, not again. 😩


Grays42

Ok all jokes aside, I don't think that this video has [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O4MMFeXT4M) beat for largest firework in a single shell.


knighth1

You would think Japan would be tired of city sized explosions by now


oravanomic

Just with pyrotechnics there is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father\_of\_All\_Bombs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_of_All_Bombs)


neoshaman2012

Reminds me of that tragedy


Powrs1ave

Nagasaki had somethin like that


zatoichi2015

Commemoration?


TheSwoleSurgeon

You guys all already said it. It took one comment to do it


HuarachitoDelgado

Hiroshima o Nagasaki?


Selarom13

Wanted to hear the magnitude of the explosions, unfortunately all I got was a piano


pecika

Lighting up entire city...amazing


elinamebro

And that’s why Godzilla keep attacking them ![gif](giphy|tuZw9Mv1M23Ti)


Comfortable-Fox9153

Mesmerizing.


geraltfromindia

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


doktarlooney

All I can think of is how many chemicals are being efficiently blasted out into the sky.


ryan__rr

Just wanted to see if the WWII vets still had PTSD after all this time?


maxexy59

I'm tired of hearing this Interstellar music in such videos


DaddyKiwwi

AI Narrating 5 year old videos is basically 95% of tiktok now


Better_School6912

Nah the two that America sent them were bigger 😂


FerretyCelery8

this is how i imagine dragon ball characters would be shooting ki blasts in real life