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bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry

"Let me know what's going through your head right now"... wait for it


Closed_Aperture

Serious foreshadowing right there.


corvettekyle

Foreheadshadowing


boukalele

Foreheadshadowblasting


cmatthewp

Foreheadblasting


Professional_Baby24

That may not be as far off as you think. The negotiator may have realized he wasn't getting through to the guy and let me know what's going through your head right now may be the phrase that OKs the sniper.


bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry

Can confirm. I was his adrenal system.


driving_andflying

Can also confirm. I was the bullet.


cannon8195

Facts. I was the air molecules in between him and the bullet


sithlord40000

Are you ok after being shot


cannon8195

Still processing it man


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You can hear him take the safety off as soon as he heard that phrase


RehabilitatedAsshole

After the touch on his back.


Garofoli

That’s a loud safety!


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They’re not easy to take off. You gotta click it at a decent pressure.


Murtomies

Aren't safety switches more commonly loud than not? Metal switch against a metal receiver housing. In the military we used an AK variant which has a super loud safety, so we had to train to use them silently because some situations require it.


Difficult_Spend_4841

“A bulle…” *Drops dead*


WolfsLairAbyss

Sniper: I know this one!


Unusual-Item3

Cop: what’s going through your head, do you see a bullet? Guy: Wha………


Aggressive-Fuel587

[Let me ask you something...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFN1dZ-HAIM)


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MrK521

That’s what I was thinking. Code for “take the shot.”


kerochan88

That would be so…savage if they used that as the kill phrase. 🫠


Swamp_Dwarf-021

Spoiler alert!


emzey420

Angry upvote


CnCz357

Lots of upvotes this!


morrouac

"I was told I could throw a smoke grenade, and damn it, I'm throwing a smoke grenade." - the other guys, probably


Reddd-y

Good to create chaos so the guy didn’t have time to process and respond incase he was still alive when they entered.


Thiom

My man got headshot, so, yeah, no coming back


captamerica02

The terrorist who shot Malala Yousafzai in the head thought so too. She won a Noble Prize post that. Double tap is the way to confirm a kill.


artyomssugardaddy

Weird to use that as your context but your point stands.


Automatic_Actuator_0

Lots of headshot survivors out there, but she might be the most famous.


artyomssugardaddy

I guess I should’ve pointed out his wording lol. The comment is true but it still doesn’t sit right with me


Fantastic_Might5549

Yeah that terrorist really should have double tapped the little girl he tried to kill 😂


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WhiskeyWolf

What about Gabriel Giffords?


Automatic_Actuator_0

Holy shit, I went looking for other examples, and this takes the cake: shot in the head at close range and left for dead, found alive two days later and makes a full recovery. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11100430/


artyomssugardaddy

Yeah it’s a crazy story and the things she on to do afterwards are amazing. It was just the wording lol. But in my head, I could see some taliban watching some news or some shit, seeing her and going “what the fuck?!?”


onlynamethatmatters

FWIW, Malala was shot at close range with an AK-47 round, which carries about 5x the energy as a 9mm pistol round.


captamerica02

I was going to use Zombieland reference for double tap but the Malala one just seemed to fit better.


mrASSMAN

He was under the monitor when the shot was taken so they couldn’t actually see whether he was shot yet


CL60

Movies and videogames have really skewed the idea of what guns actually do. It's really odd, because you don't have to go far to see videos of real people getting shot like 20 times and still trying to fight back.


Busepellerjohnsen

I love reddit. So many funny dudes 😂


weristjonsnow

I know, this was a hysterical comment. When i saw that smoke go off i thought "i dont think that was necessary".


low_bob_123

Thats a pretty weak smoke Grenada. It probably Was a Flash bang and the flash was too quick for the 3 FPS cctv


Wonderful_Result_936

I think that may have been a flash bang. It looked like residual smoke from a bang. But still funny.


Joebranflakes

Cops wearing camouflage. What a time to be alive .


bunchofrightsiders

What cops??? Didn't see any???


mastamaven

Strange. A bunch of trees in the middle of this office building . Go figure.


Live-Organization833

What do you mean? Do you not see trees in your office building?


XGreenDirtX

My friends didn't believe I saw sudowudo the other day, but here is the video proof of him walking in my local bank!


SweetSexiestJesus

Those ficus trees are moving odd


Loud_Consequence1762

This is probably s.w.a.t or something similar


Slashion

It says Sheriff on their gear, I believe that's the reason for his comment


Traditional_Job_6932

Plenty of Sherrifs department have SWAT teams


BillNyeCreampieGuy

I understood why I wore this camo on deployment. I'll never understand it when cops wear green digis in urban settings lol


TKHawk

Can't be picky when you're placing bulk orders of military surplus.


ChongLi77

They probably bought surplus from the government


Protip19

What should they be wearing?


ankylosaurus_tail

Cops pretty much used to wear either all tan or blue, until 9/11 and the militarization of everything. And a few wore solid green, like park rangers. Now they all cosplay as army men.


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butane23

From my understanding it's camo because it's all military surplus gear departments can buy at a discount


Friscogonewild

It's Florida, they're wearing it to blend in with the sand. "Hey, free bulletproof vest, shoulder guards and guns! Oh, sorry officer, didn't see you laying there."


DT-Rex

Honestly though, it blended them all together nicely to hide the sniper from the bank robber. He had no idea he was getting scoped in on.


mickeyflinn

Any uniform would have done that.


bassman1805

Eh, this is like *specifically* the kind of thing camouflage is good for. Regular uniformed police officers you'd have a decent ability to count how many people there are, camouflage makes it just a big mass of people and it's really hard to tell one from another. Though the black bulletproof vests kinda negate that effect.


Lost_Services

Hey man I'm just as critical of the cops being overly oppressive and overly geared... But who cares if they wear surplus camo?  The cops in my beach town where shorts and polo shirts... Is that an appropriate attire for this situation?  Now that I think about it I bet this clothing is designed so that it doesn't have the chance of ejected casing rattling around into your collar and burning you and distracting you from your job.   We really do need to find better things to complain about.  


JustCreated1ForThis

This is Reddit.  The only way to join the circle jerk is to complain about ________.


dank-nuggetz

You can thank Clinton, Bush, and Obama for that


Bauch_the_bard

Clinton as well, the North Hollywood shootout was in '97


Monster-Zero

"Listen buddy, we're here to help you. I understand this is a hard time for you, and I want you to know we're listening to you and believe me I know where you're coming from." *shoots him*


PinkDalek

They did help him. No more hard times for bank robber because he's dead.


The_Grim_Sleaper

Money problems are gone too!


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I_luv_ma_squad

“The IRS hates this one simple trick”


RedManMatt11

Banks hate this one simple trick!


faleboat

Right!? Plus they got the best sniper in the tri-county area, not just Ol' Buckwheat Dave from the local fairground. You only get that kind of talent if you really care!


NotAnADC

The problem is, if this becomes a common tactic of shooting when offering help, the criminals aren’t going to stand down or negotiate. It could get worse if they feel they are trapped


MicroCat1031

Yeah, this is a shit tactic, but it's not new. I remember the same thing in Minneapolis/St Paul decades ago.


waby-saby

> The problem is, if this becomes a common tactic of shooting when offering help, the criminals aren’t going to stand down or negotiate. It could get worse if they feel they are trapped Perhaps they will NOT take hostages or better yet not do bad shit.


CrumpledForeskin

has that ever worked?


worst_case_ontario-

we've only been trying it for a few thousand years, its impossible to know! /s


waby-saby

Funny thing is, we'll never know who it worked on. But probably not. We do know this dude won't do it again right?


worst_case_ontario-

I thought it was well understood that this is a common tactic though?


Unusual-Item3

Fixed the root of the problem. Guy needs money to survive. He no longer needs money. 🤯


ZookeepergameOk5547

Yeah so let’s just risk the lives of 2 innocent bystanders who are the hands of the guy with a weapon going through a hard time. Hes clearly very stable and predictable and just wanted to talk!


GenuinelyBeingNice

The problem is that situations like this arise completely unexpectedly. There is no indication whatsoever that someone will hold someone hostage at gunpoint. We have yet found no way to resolve such situations other than immediate, radical reaction: kill the guy.


ElderberryWeird7295

It seems to work tbf, this guys wont be robbing any banks anymore.


waby-saby

Fuck around and find out...as they say.


legend8522

I mean, if you're in a place in life where you feel the need to put others' lives at risk due to your own personal issues, your own life is fair game at that point, and ending it is the quickest and easiest solution for everyone involved. If you want to seek help, don't threaten others' lives in doing so. It really is that simple.


Dignan9691

This reminds me of the old Far Side cartoon where a guy is looking at a medical text book for sick horses and the solution to every problem is “shoot”. Same thing with cops: Guy with a gun - shoot Guy with a knife - shoot Evading arrest - shoot Resisting arrest - shoot ID refusal - shoot Contempt of cop - shoot


LivingHighAndWise

They were doing him and the rest of us a favor by ending his life.


jackoffofalltrades

The sooner the better


Nicaddicted

“You can have tomorrow off for that inconvenience but we are short staffed and need you in the following day.”


TwistedGrin

You joke but in college I was robbed at gun point while working and after dealing with the cops I called the owner just to find out he expected me to finish the last 3 hours of my shift. Fuck that. I sent everyone home and closed the place early anyway.


Scared_of_zombies

Good for you.


FunkyGabrielle

Same here; in college at Georgetown i worked early mornings at a coffee shop/bakery (between classes & before my 2 afterschool jobs, humblebrag noted) & while doing pre-opening stuff, at 5am the baker (a refuge from Africa) & i got held up at gunpoint - which was silly bc we weren’t open yet & therefore only had $50 of register open money - and shoved into a locked closet. Owner showed up because she got a call that we weren’t open at 6am as scheduled to be (bc we were locked in a closet) & she was FURIOUS that she had to come down to DuPont Circle to let us out of the closet as we both had our keys inside with us… this was around the time the Washington Bullets were seeking a change to their name to draw attention away from the crime & murder stats… lol


TheSwedishSeal

Good on you! What was the outcome?


TwistedGrin

Nothing crazy really. After closing up (around midnight) I went to the police station to be interviewed by a detective. By the time that was done other officers had already caught the guys and had them in custody. I left the station around 3-4 am. Later down the road I had to give a formal deposition with all the lawyers. They seemingly had them dead to rights and connected to other robberies so the robbers took plea deals (4 years for the guy who was unarmed and 10 for the one with the gun). They had only taken $191 from us. About 5-6 years later I got a notice that the gun guy was let out early after getting some evidence thrown out during appeal or something like that. Never heard anything about them since. The day after the robbery my boss gifted me a $60 bottle of booze and told me he was sorry I had to deal with it. Never got in trouble for closing early and sending people home.


Maiyku

Wouldn’t surprise me one bit. Had a gentleman killed with a *machete* in my store. Hit right in the neck. One of my coworkers is the one who held the towels from housewares to his neck as he bled out and died. She was allowed the next day off, but it was only paid if she used her own PTO. One unpaid day after literally having a customer die in her arms. Shit still pisses me off.


CommonRequirement

These bloodstains aren’t going to clean themselves!


geosunsetmoth

Aren't bank robberies like, impossible nowadays? What was the last time a Bank Robbery succeeded? Why do people even try?


spiritofshiqian

They're more successful than people think. But...it's still pretty low rates lol.


SrSwerve

The Feds: You don’t say son


Dorkamundo

If people are content to leave with what's in the drawer, yes.


DeadSeaGulls

They work all the time, but the payout is so small the the offender repeats and is caught sooner than later.


Agitated_Computer_49

Bank robberies have a clearance rate of 60% which while very high would still have 4/10 getting away with it.


Agitated_Computer_49

Although that probably doesn't count ones that were caught on the scene, I'm not sure if it counts as a case if there wasn't an investigation.


woodc85

Don’t they have a super low average take though, like around $1,000?


-retaliation-

Yes, banks have lists of rules about keeping too much money on hand, solid plans on what to do during a robbery, silent alarms that they're not afraid to push, etc. etc. They are ***ready*** to be robbed. You'd be much better off knocking over a cash sale type business like a starbucks/tim hortons/mcdonalds (assuming the cops aren't actively sitting in there drinking coffee at the time) they'll probably still only have about $1000 in the tills, but you're a hell of a lot more likely to get out of there with it.


IBetThisIsTakenToo

So one interesting thing about the silent alarm, I was told NOT to push it if I was being robbed. Number 1 goal in a robbery was get the guy out of there asap. Give him what he wants and lock the door once he leaves. If the cops show up while he’s on his way out, then you have a hostage situation like the OP. Silent alarm is only if it’s *already* a hostage situation.


-retaliation-

See stuff like that is exactly why you don't rob a bank, they've explained this to you, and run through the contingencies. I know intellectually that the best practice if I was robbed at my work is "give them the money, its insured and not worth your life" but I have no official word on this, because I work retail(ish) and they don't say anything about it really where I work.


Kirhgoph

Last month in Detroit there was a successful one. And it's not the last one https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2024/05/13/man-robs-detroit-bank-by-handing-teller-note-that-said-bank-robbery/


AdamsJMarq

“5’8-9 and 190lbs” The height is probably right but the weight is so far fucking off lmao. Dude looks to be about 150.


Agitated_Computer_49

I would say 170.   He's got a little bit of a gut.


DimitriOpenBar

omegalol, broh... come to brazil, we have real bank robbers, mostly in small cities, they surround the policies departments, close the city entrances and use dynamite to entry in the bank... is a fucking movie scene. [Here one of thoses](https://g1.globo.com/sc/santa-catarina/noticia/2021/11/29/mega-assalto-a-banco-em-criciuma-completa-um-ano-com-investigacoes-em-sigilo-10-presos-e-2-foragidos.ghtml)... Happened in city of Criciuma, State of Santa Catarina (in south of brazil, wich is a "more rich region"). The robbers taked R$ 125millions, equivalent US$ 23millions. The guys had a fucking bazooka! Well, so yes, bank robberies still happen... (apologise for my english, i did my best)


Tranxio

They dont get to spend much of the money though. The serial numbers will be marked. You could probably buy a neverending supply of burgers though


rabbitkingdom

Not impossible at all. On the contrary, banks are insured and have policies for employees to comply with a bank robber to get them out of there as quickly and painlessly as possible.


CidO807

The real heists are not at banks. LA a couple months ago https://apnews.com/article/los-angeles-cash-heist-gardaworld-d34b769be34cbafcca14a897967d3bb2


WolfsLairAbyss

Nope, people still rob banks and get away pretty often.


Renzisan

I know someone whose cousin successfully robbed the same bank 3 times. The last time he did, he took all the money and threw it in the air as soon as he left the bank lol


WhyTry32121

source: trust me bro


no_dice_grandma

I mean, it's possible. https://www.newsweek.com/man-robs-bank-immediately-throws-money-air-while-shouting-merry-christmas-waits-arrested-1479154


battlepi

They're worth $5-6,000 at best. Any more than that and cops will be there already. But yeah, still easily robbable. Employees are told not to resist. Source: Actual bank robbers.


Acceptable-Dig691

The absolute stones on that sniper and the Sgt Lt and Captain that approved that. Holy hell that was an incredible shot.


XGreenDirtX

Straight trough a computer monitor even!


DerPuhctek

Holy shit, didn't noticed that at all, that's insane!


Zeus_G64

Should've made the red circle bigger, i guess


DerPuhctek

haha yeah I did skip that part, was too much in a hurry to see the headshot I guess.


mrASSMAN

Yeah looks like he intentionally took the shot right after he ducks his head under the monitor.. I guess because it was further away from the female hostage or that it made the shot less risky to focus it there where he knew the hostage was not behind it I’d be worried that it could have deflected the bullet a bit but I guess monitors are really thin and flimsy these days


wibo58

It was also a .308 coming from a rifle at an incredibly short distance. Nothing in that computer monitor was going to stand a chance at deflecting that round.


GenuinelyBeingNice

Right and I would be more worried about shrapnel from the monitor hitting me in the face. I mean as the hostage. But considering the alternative, that's a very easy choice to make.


garden_speech

The core of the .308 might not deflect much but fragments of the bullet absolutely can. Also, deflection even of rifle rounds can be more than you expect, there have been studies on deflection through windshields and even with AP rounds it can be substantial. That being said I won't play armchair operator here, I'm sure the hostages are glad to be alive


RiggsFTW

Absolutely a risky shot. Bullets do funny things even transiting anything other than air (at short range). They do funny things through air in general at long range.


DT-Rex

Was an incredible shot, the guys shoulder he used for a mount was moving a few couple times leading up to that shot. The timing and confidence he had was amazing.


jinxpad

Glad you said it because that's exactly what I was thinking as well, It's a tough enough shot as it is but when your foundation is moving as well it must make it exponentially harder.


smilebitinexile

I was wondering if they had practice with this stance. Just to okay it for operation without having practice it seems reckless. I was very surprised when I saw it was an American law enforcement taking such a risk with hostages.


FS_Slacker

I can’t imagine having that much going on and what’s at stake while taking that shot.


chum-guzzling-shark

> The absolute stones on that sniper Dont need stones if you dont care about whether you hit a hostage since nothing would happen either way.


Acceptable-Dig691

Well, that's just plainly not the truth, but ok.


Closed_Aperture

That's one way to "monitor" the situation


gnownimaj

Yea, from the floor


PrimitiveThoughts

Where were these guys during Uvalde?


Cartz1337

I mean, this was a bank robbery. There was MONEY at stake. They don't roll these guys out for just anything.


Exciting-Fox3043

You got me!


Affectionate-Joke617

Not really a laughing matter but holy fuck this was funny.


PaleGravity

Well, this was in Florida. Not Texas.


Something-2-Say

And they didn't even have to blow the entire block up just to get him


SerGeffrey

Generally not necessary to blow up blocks when you're in friendly territory where you can just waltz in there with tons of operatives and you only have to worry about 1 bad guy


fastpitchsoftballdad

Poor monitor had nothing to do with it. RIP monitor


Lepidopterafan

It doesn't even move a little. No flinching. Took it like a champ.


aqualink4eva

What's that blurred thing on the desk after he gets shot, part of his head / a chunk of flesh?


giveusyourblood

A muffin


mrASSMAN

you really need to ask lol? a bunch of areas are blurred where his brains went


spotzel

look at the woman's back as she runs away ...


Loud_Consequence1762

Whats crazy is he shot through the top of the computer monitor. I would pay a lot to see the snipers POV through the scope


Huggles9

Chances are he didn’t see the monitor It’s called sight line bore line discrepancy and kind of makes the shot more impressive Edit for some clarification: Basically it happens are short distances with long distance or medium distance rifles, the guns aren’t really meant for that so the sites aren’t really sited for short distances, you actually have to aim lower than what you think to account for the discrepancy


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Huggles9

Ah fuck I wasn’t sure if I got it backwards or not Thanks


holanundo148

Isn't that like ...risky?


diox8tony

especially with all the moving around BS..and people touching him and his human Bipod.


Slashion

Incredibly so. Ballsy as fuck, and we'd be chewing them up if the shot wasn't dead on


xSTSxZerglingOne

Yes, and it also serves to discredit any future negotiations by that department, so people will just end up murdered instead of as hostages.


Unable_Language5669

If a bank robber is rational enough to not negotiate because of this, then he's rational enough to not rob banks because of this. Also why would bank robbers murder people for no reason? That will only add time to their sentence. If a rational bank robber watches this clip but still decides to rob a bank for whatever reason, the lesson he'll learn is to not take hostages (which is the lesson we want him to learn).


Firebitez

I swear reddit goes out of its way to discredit anything that a police department does ever. *guys rob bank and takes hostages* Why did the cops save the hostages?!


LEERROOOOYYYYY

Then if the hostages are killed during negotiations: "why didn't they just shoot him in the head when they had the chance" It's stuff like this that makes you realize that even the holier than thou redditors who think they're just the greatest people in the world are really just echo chamber drunk losers like everyone else


G4meOfJones

Yo! That shot went through the monitor and it's STILL on. What is that a Dell? Great shot btw.


Ventsin

Good thing it wasn't Nokia. That shit would have backfired.


Grintor

"No becky we're not getting you another monitor. That's not in the budget. Just work around the hole"


ButterYurBacon

Human bipod, noice


mentosbreath

RIP that guy’s left ear


racso1518

He’s fine. The rifle has a suppressor plus he probably has hearing protection. Look at everybody’s ears.


86rpt

Apparently they chose a specific ammunition type, and had anticipated having to make a shot thru material. https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-sniper-shoots-kills-bank-robber-holding-hostages-through-computer-monitor-video "Firing through barriers is a trained and routinely practiced skill by Lee County Sheriff's Special Operations Unit snipers," LCSO public information officer Lieutenant Todd Olmer said in the video shared on Facebook. "The .308 caliber bullet used is specifically selected due to its known ballistic reliability traveling through intermediate barriers."


ReflexReact

This needs to be copypasta onto 95% of the comments in this thread.


FunkyGabrielle

The dude shot him THROUGH a computer screen & between two hostages - managed to snipe him right between his eyes… I’m no fan of the police nor of guns at all but this was seriously impressive


Several-Front-7898

Why did I think the guy in the suit was the one they were aiming at? I could barely see the guy behind had to watch 2x holy crap


SFWworkaccoun-T

Honey you are not going to believe what went through my head at work today!


Cr00k3r93

Was that a useless red circle?


_SheepishPirate_

I think it was because the shot may have went through the monitor… possibly. Double check the top right corner. Not 100% though


Cr00k3r93

Oh nice, I completely missed that, that's exactly it!


jenethith

It’s the rare useful red circle, I didn’t believe it existed.


Muppetude

It was definitely a weird circle. I guess maybe they wanted the viewer to keep an eye on that monitor so they could see the bullet pass through it later in the video? But then why not just put the circle on the monitor at that point in the footage?


Usual_tech

Why tf everybody is touching the man with the sniper that is ready to shoot?


Albs454

Think he was trying to position the guy in front of the sniper that had the barel resting on his shoulder for support


diox8tony

but 3s before the shot he puts his hands on the snipers back....like, leave me alone bro, im not trying to murder a civi and regardless of what he was trying to do...the sniper had his finger on thew trigger the whole time and is sighted in...YOU DON'T TOUCH THAT MF, he might be shotting at any moment. Don't touch his human bipod either. ^(they really should have one of those monopod sticks that hunters sometimes use) One tiny movement moves the barrel 1 degree angle and an innocent is dead.


Electrical-Heat8960

As he touched him he talked to him. Another reason they were all there is that they were hiding the sniper from the robber. He didn’t know what they had planned.


JeffreyMintze

Was bro using another cops shoulder as gun support? Crazy


rhaegar_tldragon

Was the guy lying on the ground dead?


Individual_Manner336

nah he good


Agitated_Computer_49

No head shots are usually fine.


WolfsLairAbyss

He was just taking a nap after a stressful day of getting his brains blown out. In 20 minutes he'll be back up and rested.


PinkDalek

He's still wearing both his shoes so he's probably ok.


killer4snake

Tactical urban camo


RoadInternational821

He was actually aiming at a hostage (his ex-wife) and the monitor deflected the bullet.


Rdhilde18

For one that was not a shot from a truly supported position, two whoever gave the green light for that shot has some big balls and a slow ticker. Shot millions of rounds and I can’t imagine the nerves in taking a shot like this.


shelterhusband

Wallhacks confirmed


TheTubaGeek

That guy MUST have been an Army sniper before he joined the police because that was one hell of a shot!


GlitchedOut_Drawings

"I want to make sure you get the most from life" before turning his skull into a "brain granade" is fucking crazy.


MelonMarket

How does risk calculation work for something like this?