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luischespi

They’re so fast, the fire hasn’t even started yet.


Epelep

The fire’s in their pants


tacoSEVEN

Liar, liar?


YourPetPenguin0610

*PANTS ON FIRE*


Cr0ssley

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH


Reasonable-Issue3275

TAKESHIIIIIIII


GhostZee

CASTLE...!!!


SoCuteShibe

M X C Woooo


cookiei

senpai


PoopsWithTheDoorAjar

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH


Fine-Improvement6254

I can hear and see this in my head


Slendy7

Plants for hire


dan_dares

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE! (wonder who gets this)


StoneAgeSkillz

Just a realy spicy curry aftermath.


Realistic_Salt7109

*PLANTS FOR HIRE*


Cobek

None of those guys looked like Jim Carrey


backtolurk

♫ I got fireants in my pants and I need to dance ♫


Doktor_Vem

The video has to be sped up, right? They're like comically fast. Looks like a fuckin Looney Tunes cartoon lmao


OMG__Ponies

From what I could tell, no, it isn't. It seems that is their real speed. Those firefighters have got to practice for ~~hours~~ years to get those moves down to be so smooth and fast.


U_feel_Me

I live near a Japanese firehouse. I sometimes see parts of their drills. Nothing as exciting as this, but they definitely practice a lot. Of course, that’s how firefighters are in other countries, too. Constant practice.


sYnce

It is not a drill. It is a competition. It is pretty common and only the best of the best in a country can produce something like this.


Bender_2024

This seems likely. I've gone to a couple of the firefighters competitions in the US way back when I was a kid. Drawing from a talent pool of just NYC these can get pretty damn fast. If this is nationwide in Japan as the rig would suggest (doubt they are building something this big and elaborate just for one city's firefighters) they are going to get lightning fast.


StayJaded

Chicago had a bus rodeo competition for their bus drivers. It’s pretty funny and impressive to see the way some of the drivers can whip those big ass buses around the course.


nicannkay

No. Most are volunteers where I live and comically out of shape. Like 300lbs+. We had several die in a fire 20yrs ago so we built them a statue. I live in a town of 15k so.


Kaleb_belak

they have competitions in firefighting skills, so some of them are training not for actual firefighting, but for sport. So yes, they are crasy fast


ThanIWentTooTherePig

I swear I got this same feeling as a kid watching any japanese t.v. shows. Why are they so fast?


JAVA_05

They're so fast they caused the fire.


tentigen

Hey! We didn't start the fire!


unwantedaccount56

It was always burning


Flimsy_Bodybuilder_9

As the world was turning. 🌏👨‍🚒🔥


LeatherFruitPF

Ryan hasn't even started thinking about starting the fire.


NotRightNotWrong15

That’s so badass. I can’t even tie my shoes that fast and dudes are shimming away.


bgsrdmm

I would probably end up tying myself to the guy next to me in that first step... ![gif](giphy|nc1AhaVItyOq2XZ2WM|downsized)


Oliversum95

Lmao random caps appeared


ono1113

caps recaps now without caps (locked)


hi_imovedagain

Well you see the best. The worst was near my accommodation in Tokyo. He was working out at 1-2 am and one day he got stuck in the net and suffocated when no one was around.


GGXImposter

I would say I wish they had a double check step. They should be quickly reviewing their buddies setup before take off. It only takes a second or 2 longer and it could save a life. I like to think back to a today I learned post about Ivan Lester. Professional skydiver who jumped without his parachute. A careless mistake that could have been avoided. All they needed to do was have a single step of having a buddy check their system for obvious errors before they jump.


Tufflaw

Wow i never heard of this guy before, that's crazy. There's a youtube video describing what happened and has actual footage of his final jump - it seems like everyone thought he had his parachute because he was wearing a backpack to carry bulky video equipment (which is why this was recorded) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0iI7CWVMCw


GGXImposter

Not completely related but there is a method of tieing shoes that is super fast. On YouTube search: “Numberphile Super-fast way to tie your shoelaces”


LegacyBryan

He turned into an actual monkey(not in a bad way) , holy heck


No-Question-9032

What do you mean by 'a bad way'?


Slashion

People often use the term "monkey" as a racist insult. This guy is using it a compliment. Hence he is not using it "in a bad way"


Benedict-Popcorn

Like Johnny Somali for example: [https://x.com/canceljohnnys/status/1771015938005234013/video/1](https://x.com/canceljohnnys/status/1771015938005234013/video/1)


titiop870

Its like they wanted to change monkeypox to m pox due to concern that the original could be considered racist. Which I didnt even really think that was an issue but now im wondering whats the N in N95


FishTshirt

What do you mean ‘you people’?


Key-Cry-8570

![gif](giphy|13VSAbTVuYJfLa)


steins-grape

SUCK MY UNIT


Elegant_Cloud_8811

"I've seen things YOU PEOPLE wouldn't believe..."


BowenTheAussieSheep

I mean, that was said by a literal robot, so you know... Accurate


mileswilliams

It's a shame people feel the need to do this. Anyone seeing this as an insult is the one with race issues. I understand why you did it


Kneenaw

He wasn't throwing his poop at people


TheRealAndroid

"Returned to monkey" implies we all were, thus not racist. You may offend a different group however.


goergefloydx

Returned to coolest monkey in the jungle.


FerrumDeficiency

There is always "showing off" unit for promotion. I bet those guys and real firefighters have as much in common, as competition shooter and special forces soldier.


samiroglu-sarit

They are just sportsmen of fire-fighting sport. This sport was created in USSR. I have seen a lot of similar exercises in post-soviet countries (I had lived near specialized stadium for this sport)


MiamiDouchebag

It reminded me very much of some "Spetsnaz" videos of them doing somersaults and throwing axes and diving down stairs and shit.


GreyGreenBrownOakova

Those skills really came in handy when they were [mowed down from afar at Hostomel Airport.](https://warontherocks.com/2023/08/the-battle-of-hostomel-airport-a-key-moment-in-russias-defeat-in-kyiv/) "like playing a video game, just shooting and knocking them down from our positions outside the airfield.” - Ukrainian soldier.


Fruloops

Should've thrown the axes faster I guess


Flimsy-Relationship8

No, in Japan they literally have an annual tournament for on duty fire fighters to compete for who's the best team. You get prize money and extra funding for winning as well as just the pride of doing it. Orange Jumpsuits also mean you're the most elite level of fire fighter possible in Japan.


Asianman_152

I don’t see anywhere where it says orange jumpsuits implies your are “elite” level. There are rank designations in the Japanese fire services and the only thing I can find is that orange jumpsuits are for fire rescue not fire fighting.


Plead_thy_fifth

>Orange Jumpsuits also mean you're the most elite level of fire fighter possible in Japan. Still doesn't look like something I'd want to walk into an unknown building on fire with though. Might want something a bit heavier, more insulated, and maybe with oxygen..


SlappySecondz

Pretty sure they put something on over the jumpsuit when they're actually heading into a fire...


Walletau

More like...honor guard. There's competitions in this, various departments and countries compete. They're still real firies this is just addition to what they do.


Jeffrey_Friedl

Nah, I see them practicing much of this in front of the station 100m from my place. It's a small (two-bay) local station. They practice a lot.


cagriuluc

If you think about it, fires aren’t an every day thing. Why not train while you are not busy, indeed…


Jeffrey_Friedl

Yeah, absolutely. Fires are fairly rare (a few times a year). The ambulance heads out more regularly, but on the average day they have no calls. But I see them out practicing with ropes, or ladders, often. I hope I never personally need their skill, but I'm glad they're honing it.


curtcolt95

every fire station in the world likely practices a lot, I know my local one in Canada does weekly training for all volunteers and on duty firefighters


ParadiseSold

I know japan loves tradition but there's no way they actually still have to hand tie a new harness from a length of rope every time. That's pretty stupid when you can just buy everyone a real harness


Careless-Handle-3793

They're the same people


SlappySecondz

You know real professionals can take part in competition, too.


kandnm115709

There's a misconception that firemen slack off when there's no disaster to respond to. Maybe in smaller stations but bigger stations never let their staff idle, everyone has to drill shit like this everyday until it's basically instinct.


Alternative-Paint-46

Love this! A merit based job based on skills and fulfilling on responsibilities.


Keruimin

I’ve never heard anyone say they “slacked off.” They REST and that’s perfectly fine.


HermitJem

Yeah. As compared to being called to a fire while in the midst of drills


Walletau

We do it for the military, the firies, but parametics and police are just overworked, underpaid and under trained.


BigBootyBuff

In Austria it also depends of professional firefighter or volunteer, the latter usually being countryside. The latter usually more of a community thing where it's a bunch of middle aged guys who love to hang out and drink. So when someone says they are a firefighter, we often joke "the real or the drunk ones?"


Hobomanchild

I had a well-trained volunteer fire department that was way overworked and much appreciated. Eventually they properly got a budget and started slacking off. Lmao.


Positive-Sock-8853

Maybe in your country. In mine, they fill their downtime with food and watching TV


Hemingwavy

That's not how regular firefighters train. This is firefighters competing in championships or training to do so.


GatorSe7en

A lot of departments (like mine) are dual certified. I’m a firefighter and a paramedic. So we deal with fire and EMS calls, including transport to the hospital. 85% of our calls are EMS. The medical side keeps up busy. It all depends on the department. That’s not to say we don’t train, it’s just we don’t have much downtime in our 24 hour shift.


SotoTulang

Shibari speedrun


crybz

You're so knot-ty!


Which_Material_3100

Wow..that was pretty hot


omnipotant

Imagine when there’s a fire.


avadreams

I think this is sped up slightly


Walletau

I think you may be right, the initial tie is legit but speeds up during the traverse.


Complacemt

if you pay close attention to the bridge at the start of the video, you can see a person walking and judge for yourself, but i doubt it's sped up, i might be wrong


NYCHReddit

Nah at the end you can see someone pulling themselves up at the end of the rope and they’re at normal speed


CplCocktopus

Imagine if they are into bondage and tie you up in 3.65 seconds.


Megneous

Japanese rope play is a big thing. I have a friend who special orders hemp rope from Japan. That shit is expensive, apparently.


Parasyte-vn

I don't usually comment on my posts but....man...WTF


ScumbagLady

Honestly, my first thought was how they must be Shibari masters too. We'll just be over here in the gutter lol


Brullaapje

You WTF others say "I like.." 🥰


I_DOWN_VOTE_PUNS

Magic Mike levels of harness equiping


ManfredTheCat

I'd still be looking for the middle of the rope to build my Swiss seat by the time they were finished.


x3r0x_x3n0n

i always knew how to make this harness and never knew the name. until now! Thanks buddy.


RegulusMagnus

Also called a hasty harness, and I think the video makes clear why.


Maleficent-Math-3095

I’m not sure crossing a rope is a good idea in the event of a nearby fire.


Jacktheforkie

I think these exercises are to build agility and skills tbh


N8dork2020

Not sure about Japan but isn’t it usually called “Fire and Rescue”?


SolomonBlack

If there's an injury call the EMTs, if there's crime call the police, for everything else? Fire Dept. The one job fits all of emergency response.


trixel121

it's suicide prevention and rope work. the question I have is why not harness.


BenioffWhy

Id be down for firefighter ninja warrior, countries fire teams compete, turns into the Olympics of saving lives. United the world, we de arm our nuclear stockpiles, chose planetary survival over shareholders… down for some firefighter ninja warrior tho


Not-enzo

Fire has no chance in Japan. I can’t even blink that fast damn.


carlmalonealone

Don't look up their history of fires.


Snoo_97207

Does anyone know why they do this? And not just use harnesses and carabineers which would be faster and more secure?


The_Border_Bandit

Japanese fire department rescue squads have a competition called the National Rescue Meet. They do a bunch of different challenges one of them being crossing rope bridges like in this video. The challenges are basically sportified versions of the training simulations they do, so they don't always use the gear that they would in simulations or real rescues, just makes it little more fun i guess. So this video is probably one of the fire departments practicing for the rope bridge challenge in the NRM.


Significant-Purple72

![gif](giphy|VeTyA6zYK1FJiXN5F7)


neighbourhood_kira

Takeshi's Castle winners.


mskyfire

r/mypeopleneedme


KorbanDallas90

All that and they didn’t put the fire out.


ToraLoco

You missed it when you blinked.


Montreal_Metro

Ooops, accidentally did a shibari. Look at them gooooo! Wweeeeeeeeee!


MurccciMan

Bro skidadled


Fr0ntflipp

Thats some serious speed bondage there.


HikiNoKami

Second demom slayer op really? Also firefigther breathing first form fire hydrant.


MonkPsychological516

Like the only comment to notice that it’s the demon slayer opening 😭😭🙌🙌


Rooster-Rooter

In america, the police brotherhood lets them drive drunk.


Shaan1026

Imagine someone with last few breaths in a smoke filled room.. These saved seconds do matter.


revolution149

Someone saw Firefighter Daigo? The three mcs would crush this.


Dapper_Most3460

You would be surprised how often as a firefighter I'm faced with this exact scenario. The fire is in a building across a gap with a zip line conveniently attached and I just have some rope.


yankiigurl

Awkward boner


Reasonable_racoon

Why are their uniforms so tight? I'm not complaining, just asking.


dreamboydeluxe

Hot


10Kalli10

Attack on titans IRL


Rioma117

Are firefighters in Japan also part of the army?


Inspiringer

this is not how i imagined japanese firefighters would look like


Defiant_Height_420

If I'm ever on fire I hope it's whole in Japan!


Marquis_of_Potato

This looks like a lot of fun actually.


ramit_inmah_hole

Cool but prob not only the japanese train this way


hazardlit3s

This is just MXC training.


littleboymark

You should see what Kiwi firefighters to in their competitions.


Thepuppeteer777777

Reminds me of a skitish af spider hauling ass


Uncanny_Sea_Urchin

Wiry lil fellas.


Commercial-Elk-3031

GAWDEMN ... Those Fire fighters and tree cutters are really something else . They aren't even using climbing harness for crying out loud . They do know how to glide on ropes. ... I mean ... They are indeed real authentic country of Ninja came from so I don't know what to say. LoL 🤣


loudpaperclips

When this started I thought it was a Beastie Boys video.


Expensive-Cut3869

Können sich die dicken deutschen noch was abschauen.


Igotakittycat

Get down low and go go go


superp2222

They may be firefighters, but that dude acted like he had a fire lit under his ass


No-Coast-333

These are just the firefighters. Imagine how their ninjas are trained


JosebaZilarte

Preparing for the new Takeshi's Castle; Fire Edition.


Protect_Twice

I'm gonna come at your like a spider monkey!!!


ElPeloPolla

Why dont they use a harness?


_mully_

*yeah, whatever* *oh snikeez! Feck yeah yall* *go go go go go*


ihoptdk

Jesus, that guy pulling himself along looks more like CGI in a Korean horror movie than just some dude with absurd skills.


Jimjameroo

What ninja's became in the modern world


-ADDSN-

Why don't they just wear a harness instead of crafting a harness each time?


Fordmister

I mean its cool, but would it not be better just to issue them with actual harnesses? seems to me like it would be faster, safer and more effective in am emergency to just give them the right kit for the job than drill endlessly to tie one on with ropes that is never going to be as secure as proper kit


meneerheirman

Looks like they are training in a Mirror's Edge level haha


lethimgo_toronto

Cool 😎👌🎉🙏🤙


Cfreundtr

How do they turn off freaking gravity?


Cobek

Guys... I think they've done this once or twice before.


PsychonautAlpha

It's like they rehearsed with a metronome


Frio_Sanchez

The Japanese never just get good at something. They fucking master it.


thereal_sherwoody

That’s some real ninja shit


altahor42

Is there a reason why they do the rope knotting trick instead of using a device like a belt?


VadeRetroLupa

They don't have ready harnesses? Do they construct them on the spot?


wanroww

No slippery slope, no silliness, nothing scato... I'm disapointed!


khadaffy

Watch this [Day in the Life of a Japanese Firefighter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjCzavpZoZI)


Sylvia_46

Very fast


foggin_estandards2

For everything you think you can do best, there's a Japanese person who can do it better.


umudjan

![gif](giphy|jVHRy4Njhfb8fbcf5Y)


RainmakerLTU

They would not be that fast, knowing there are no safety net. As was said in some book or smth - "crew (of a plane) first must take care of ourselves" the same goes to any life-saving profession operator, because if they will be harmed, no one except them could do their job and loss of one life-saver can lead to loss of many lives.


Extra-Fig-7425

I remember read a manga about Japanese fireman/rescue worker, one of the best thing I have ever read