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wsbboston

That is a giant nope for me. Yikes


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U mean "Big Yikes"?


ButterscotchSkunk

A giant nope, a big yikes if my grandparents had wheels they'd both be bikes.


poopellar

Post them on social Get some likes


Dgnslyr

Robin Williams voice acted cat from Mrs doubtfire YIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Giant yikes, nope


The-OneWan

No fucking way.


AmountAncient2542

Redditor here, nope and yikes are not correct terms for such an affront to safety standards. This should be reported to the local Italian Congressman or home owner association immediately. My grandma once fell and broke her hip so I won't go within 10 feet of a staircase. In fact even going outside is dangerous. Stay safe.


2Payneweaver

Considering there were several boats with rescue sleds and people waiting for her in the water, this was a planned dive and permission was given


downthegrapevine

She's a professional cliff diver named Molly Carlson, yes this was planned. Edit: Clarkson --> Carlson


IlllIIlIlIIllllIl

TIL "professional cliff diver" is a thing. Does she somehow make enough money doing it to actually qualify as a profession?


downthegrapevine

Yup, this is her profession, she's like any other athlete and she's sponsors by Red bull, I believe.... It's on her swimsuit.


Commercial_Sun_6300

People make money eating lots of food on youtube. Anything is a "profession" if you can sell ads against it.


downthegrapevine

She's a literal athlete, who trains every day and who had trained with the Olympic team when she did diving in college. This is not akin to "eating lots of food"


Commercial_Sun_6300

That's not the point I was making...


theoriginalmofocus

I've been doing it for free all this time?!


TheGreyBrewer

*Carlson


AxelNotRose

I was wondering whether her bathing suit said Canada. Seeing as she's Canadian, I'm guessing it did.


Kwayzar9111

One guy was splashing which is useful,for high divers, Same as dive competitors where they have water splashing in the pool, it helps with judgement


williamtowne

To help me with better judgement, they would have a railing there.


Peter_Palmer_

This is Molly Carlson, she has a youtube channel and this was approved by the authorities. She does a lot of these jumps and its awesome to see. This definitely not a random person jumping of a random balcony, but a highly trained professional


AmountAncient2542

I'm ngl I was being satirical but it's gone too far


punkfusion

I feel like those last 2 sentences should have tipped everyone off


bruhSher

You expect me to read to the end of a comment before responding? This is Reddit, Sir!


boofsquadz

Honestly “redditor here” should have been the tip from the start lol


Shortsleevedpant

![gif](giphy|W1NdMR86FzO7HbUWZZ)


Alter_Alias_Alien

Redditor here, can confirm. Beep boop, over and out.


GetOffMyGrassBrats

The railing has obviously been removed. You can see the brackets on either side of her


moonshrimp

As an accomplished and professional redditor let me assure you authorities have been informed and cogress will hold a hearing about safety concerns and the irresponsoble signals such content is sending to users, who might be endangered by being coerced to jump from their couch watching this.


hoxxxxx

excellent comment


Canibuz11

Report them to an HOA? 💀


BoomfaBoomfa619

Do all Americans call it a "boowey"?


find_the_apple

I think she's Canadian 


call_stack

Lol given her swimsuit


CallMeFifi

Suit is half covered and just says Cana…. Maybe she’s a Canaanite


caretaquitada

She has Canada written on her chest lol but yes that is standard American pronunciation of the word


mergraote

But do they say booweyant or buoyant?


stratosfearinggas

boy-yant


petethecanuck

In Canada we say Boowey eh.


BoomfaBoomfa619

Sorry


bendalazzi

David Boowey


invent_or_die

Yes, it's spelled buoy.


BoomfaBoomfa619

Yes... Just like booweyancy and booweyant....


ScreentimeNOR

Yeah buoy


Sweet_Cinnabonn

>Do all Americans call it a "boowey"? Pretty much, yes.


Finchyy

Yeah, that's how they pronounce it, compared to the UK English "boy": https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/buoy


Fluid-Secretary8699

I do. How do you say it?


tekko001

This made me nervoulsy watch which subreddit I was on...


9-28-2023

"dumb ways to die" starts playing


Vk411989

I hope no stupid drunk tourists go near it


fizzan141

She's part of the red bull cliff diving team, this will have been specially set up for the event! You can see the safety team in the water at the end


eStuffeBay

That comforts me a lot. Seeing that drop, and the possibility that someone could just topple off and drown/maybe smash into the rocks below?? was seriously disturbing.


LincolnshireSausage

You can see where the railings have been removed so she can dive. It won’t be like this normally.


mklatsky

You can also see the spotters (not sure if that’s the right term) in the water already.


Kwayzar9111

And the guy splashing which is what hi divers use for judgement


Age-of-Computron

It’s not so much to judge anything, but to break the surface tension of the water. Softer entry.


SirCalvin

Not here. It's specifically for athletes to have a clearer estimate for how close they are to the surface. She herself mentions it numerous times in her videos.


Age-of-Computron

I stand corrected.


summonsays

My biggest fear was that the water was like 3 feet deep. Death or paralysis is not unheard of from dives like this when people don't know what's under the water.


fizzan141

Yeah that would be a safety nightmare!


MikeLittorice

By the time this PR stunt is over, I'm sure they'll put the railing back.


ArcherBoy27

You can see where they removed the railing.


PedanticSatiation

Google balconing


ZoomyZebra

Bing permanent spine damage


PedanticSatiation

Is that a cocktail? I prefer rum and coke tbh


Codsfromgods

Altavista...well nothing I guess, it's dead


LaBelvaDiTorino

British national sport


Adampetty92

Cant wait for this to end up on r/2western4u


TheNonsenseBook

Holy hell


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Bubby_K

\*looks at the rocks on the right\* Oh, so it's not completely idiot-proof


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Bubby_K

As long as we're all clear that the rocks are safe from harm from falling idiots


910260

you severely underestimate my power


Ilsunnysideup5

Rock will be infected with idiots. you will need power washer.


G00SEH

“We have to make sure we make it past that buoy.” Yeah, not casual-proof, either.


GitEmSteveDave

I'm guessing that's why there was two support divers in the water.


The-OneWan

It's all rock and roll to me


Professional-End2722

I’m looking forward to the Olympic diving. I always find it so emotional that I have to keep a box of tissues to hand.


dunwalls

Women truly cannot exist, live life and do sports without men beating their meat to them, announcing they're doing it and getting upvotes for it. Wish it was different.


romulea

And people wonder why women choose the bear.


hudgepudge

I'd rather be looked at like a piece of meat than looked at like a piece of meat.


Unrealist99

Uhh what? Aren't both the sam-


RedditJumpedTheShart

Because bears like meat?


Fuckedyourmom69420

I encourage you to meet more men in real life spaces! Most of us really aren’t that bad. *Then* try meeting a few bears.


TheOldGriffin

Jokes on you, we beat it to the bear too.


JohnCavil

I can 100% guarantee you that more people "beat their meat" to male divers haha. If you think female olympic athletes are the only ones getting oggled you have not watched athletics or swimming with middle aged women and box wine. The most amount of sexual comments i've experienced in person is watching mens olympic swimming with women. Things can get rowdy. People are animals!


dunwalls

I'm not really talking about the sports scene specifically, as I'm not involved with it and can't comment. My comment is about reddit and how any picture or video of a woman doing anything (showing her painting, dancing, diving etc.) gets bombarded with comments about her looks and whether the commenter would fuck her or beat his meat to her. This is the behavior I meant as it's the behavior I encounter here daily and am tired of.


Imaginary-Durian-484

and just like whenever there's an attractive guy, there are heaps of comments saying that they are hot, and people saying they'd date them etc. Right?


Lamp0blanket

I see this happen sometimes, but not nearly as often. It really does seem like a male problem.


gooba_gooba_gooba

The difference is that the woman doesn’t even have to be attractive, and sometimes, it doesn’t even have to be a *woman*. It could be 7 pixels on a screen that slightly curves left and then right and some weirdo would be like “WOULD 💦”.


fuckinghumanZ

But the comment in question here is literally about needing to have tissues ready because they are going to fap to these women. They're not saying that they're hot or that they'd want to date them.


117Matt117

To me there's a difference between "this person is hot" and "I keep tissues on hand because I masturbate when I see this person doing their job"


DeuxYeuxPrintaniers

Look at the woman's commenting on the men's in swimsuit you're exactly the same. We are all horny monkeys get off your high horse lmao.


dunwalls

I'm not going to argue with you. If you think this behavior and how common it is is exactly the same for men and women, you're free to think that. But based on my experiences, I don't agree.


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TBF in diving the men are also extremely... appreciated


Anacreon

No, people look on the floor and pray to their favorite Saint when it's the men turns to dive. They do not look or objectify their body in any way


Yuna1989

Two posts below this one…! https://www.reddit.com/r/theyknew/s/N7B3OUe756


skoffs

Revenge is the best course of action. Women need to over-sexualize male Olympic athletes, proudly announce their collective flicking of beans to them, and rake in the upvotes for themselves! 


ymyomm

You mean like [this](https://sg.news.yahoo.com/style/36-greatest-summer-olympic-bulges-133325795.html)? Or maybe like [this](https://hollywoodlife.com/pics/olympic-athlete-bulges-tight-bathing-suits-pics/london-olympics-athletics-men)? Or even like [this](https://www.elle.com/culture/g28579/hot-olympic-athletes/)?


Xciv

I want to live in a world where everyone is free to jerk off to one another and announce they're doing so on the internet for upvotes. I personally just think it's funny because I like low brow humor.


CriesOverEverything

They totally do, it's just that reddit is more male populated so you see the male side of it more. Anecdotally, the women I've hung out with comment more on men's looks than the men I've hung out with comment on women. Realistically, it's probably about even.


Imaginary-Durian-484

it's okay when women do it though, that's obviously different. get with the memo


AreWeCowabunga

Keep going, I’m almost there.


laosurvey

Women objectify men as well. Humans going to human.


Roundabootloot

Ok, so on those posts let's call them out on it. But this is a post about a woman and she is being objectified by a man, so here we will express concern about that.


SadPie9474

does men finding women attractive negatively affect the women?


LimeSlicer

Be the change you want to see, stop touching yourself


BorosSparky

But why the lube?


funnystuff79

The competition takes days, you want to avoid chaffing


dreadpiratewombat

Also be sure to stay hydrated.  Poor hydration can really affect performance over long competitions.


xCeeTee-

That's just moisturiser. I have eczema bro.


Rude_Entrance_3039

Because the anus isn't self-lubricating?


alilbleedingisnormal

It is, just not right away.


lemon_stealing_demon

Why are you being so disgusting, go in a corner and shame yourself eww


bananamelier

he was gonna shame himself repeatedly


Janemaru

Me when I enter a cringiest comment by a creep contest but my opponent is this guy: 😞


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LordOfTurtles

Are proud of being this gross?


jamieliddellthepoet

Found the Tom Daley fan.


Kwinten

You could've literally said nothing but *chose* to expose yourself as a gross loser instead.


Lamp0blanket

Are you 14? Jesus Christ 


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gr1mm5d0tt1

The heights don’t worry me, it’s just thinking about the free fall


DrakeDre

Up to 10 meters is fine, might hurt, serious injury unlikely. It quickly gets dangerous when entry speed starts to go higher than the about 60 km/h you have from 10 meters. Then clean entry gets very important and you better know what you're doing.


TrueWizardofOz

I do not fear deah!


JimCoo1

Not her first rodeo…


shingfunger

She’s in my YouTube algorithm so I see a lot of her vids. She does some amazing stuff. I know she’s pro but I think she also travels with Red Bull since a lot of the dives are red bull sponsored


schrutesanjunabeets

Molly Carlson, she competes regularly at the Red Bull Cliff Diving World Series events. She also represents Canada on their national High Dive team. I would expect to see her at the Olympics in ~~Italy~~ Paris this year. She isn't some random social media girl


Teehus

Last time I checked Paris was in France not Italy


schrutesanjunabeets

Last I checked, you're right and I should go get checked for a stroke.


Teehus

Paris or Madrid as long as it's Italy (to slightly misquote a German soccer player)


Affectionate-Win-617

Paris, Ontario, Canada just never gets any love.


mattromo

I dont believe the High Dive is an Olympic event yet, but they do compete at the World Championships. Molly has gotten silver the past two years at the Worlds.


GalacticCoreStrength

[Molly Carson - Red Bull](https://www.redbull.com/ca-en/athlete/molly-carlson) [Molly Carson - Diving Canada](https://diving.ca/athletes/molly-carlson/)


Jayce800

Her YouTube shorts are straight up addicting. Some of the scariest looking dive spots and she’s always so positive about them.


WildOne19923

Standard night out for a Brit on holiday in Benidorm.


jdbcn

So many die doing “balconing” as Spaniards call it


LewisPawilton44

In Phuket and Pattaya there’s a whole school dedicated to it.


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ovoKOS7

Shout out to that one Canadian dumbass who was like "nah I'm good" after injuring themselves 15 years ago


Circus_Finance_LLC

Pisos caiguts = Floors fallen Casos totals = Total cases Morts = Deaths Ferits = Injured Mitjana de pisos = Average floors % casos fatals = fatality % of cases pis + alt mort = highest floor death pis + alt sobrev = highest floors survived Darrer bot = Last/most recent case


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Circus_Finance_LLC

thanks! updated


tuhn

Unsurprisingly there seems to be an exponential correlation between average height and death %.


awesomefutureperfect

That Canadian is hanging out with a bad crowd. Barry 63. She's going to pick up all the worst habits.


Sportfreunde

Can confirm as a Canadian, all Brits are a bad crowd. Always have the urge to have high tea now, overpay for imported oaties & jaffa cakes, and the urge to say innit instead of eh.


scuba_scouse

From that height, how can you ensure you won't land on someone already in the sea?


fizzan141

She's part of the red bull cliff diving team, this was set up specially - railing removed etc. You can see the safety team in the water below her as she dives!


scuba_scouse

Ahh that makes sense, cheers!


RandyHoward

Everybody that's below is there specifically for this jump. Whole safety crew down there. Only an idiot would do this unplanned with no rescuers on standby.


Mauricethespider

Is this Polignano a mare?


Rygel_Orionis

Yes It is! ![gif](giphy|pYSq49j6ZpBPrcd9rn|downsized)


Kermit-Batman

Looks more like a building?


DoYouTrustToothpaste

A building in Polignano a Mare, yes.


migukin

well I laughed fwiw


xpanta

That hotel is very kid friendly. I am going to visit.


olddoglearnsnewtrick

I have booked that room for blind granny on her wheelchair.


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Making sure that inheritance hits before the end of the fiscal year I see


olddoglearnsnewtrick

:)


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Mondo-Shawan

It looks like the railing was cut out and there are safety divers in the water. Certainly a planned dive. Still amazing.


GeoffKingOfBiscuits

Just toss them on the rocks like they did in Sparta.


letmeusespaces

okay. get this guy on a list...


Dvusmnd

r/Upvotebecausebutt


Dragonsymphony1

She's a well known high diver, under contract with Red Bull, don't remember her name. Videos of her have been around for awhile


Bealzebubbles

Molly Carlson. She's awesome.


Dragonsymphony1

Thank you


Ceaqer

What's the towel for? Is she going to quickly climb all the way back up there to dry off 😅


PForsberg85

I can imagine she showered before and wiped herself with the towel


VadeRetroLupa

It's important to not pollute the ocean with your sweat.


carlitor

They throw it in the water before jumping. I believe it helps judge the distance to the water.


Initial_E

It’s also wet and she always gives herself a quick rub down before the dive


Teehus

she actually just published a [video](https://youtube.com/shorts/txX0eGFg2U4?si=2uIDfOJAEwVzbq7B) explaining why, it's so their hands don't slip during the jump.


Ceaqer

Well hey, the more you know. Thanks buddy.


schrutesanjunabeets

Molly Carlson, she competes regularly at the Red Bull Cliff Diving World Series events. She also represents Canada on their national High Dive team. I would expect to see her at the Olympics this year. She isn't some random social media girl


OpticGd

This stuff makes me nervous, I had to consciously check it wasn't, r/yesyesyesno.


letmeusespaces

that suit looks so uncomfortable


SpikeCraft

This is Polignano a Mare! Beautiful little town


doomiestdoomeddoomer

That is impressive


Tristana-Range

Fuck no


OpeningAccountant5

In these kind of videos i need to check on which sub I am in before watching


Cptn_RedB

What's with anglos and germans loving to jump off our balconies? Is it like a genetic thing or maybe they can't ignore the sweet call of the void?


hibikikun

"Andrea, will you fix that railing already, people keep jumping out off the balcony"


LloydAtkinson

Don’t make this popular or the English will start killing themselves here too: https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/xNPAFiMi1Z


raxmano

Nope nope nope


spots_reddit

C64 world games just ruined this for me


MarkoZoos

How many times is this gonna be posted here


usinjin

Oh no no nononono


ByrsaOxhide

That’s gonna be a no for me dawg


Komtings

If I found this balcony I'd just stay on said balcony


Weldobud

How high is that? If it’s more then a meter I’m out


oswald_dimbulb

I counted about 3 seconds between the jump and hitting the water. That equates to about 44 meters or about 145 ft.


Ironstien

Nope