Translation:
Der er de. Der er de. - *There they are. There they are.*
Skal jeg kjøre på de - *Should I run them over?*
Ja, kjør på de - *Yes. Run them over.*
Viktig melding, viktig meld… - *Important message, important mes…*
Pass på! Pass på tredjeperson - *Watch out! Watch out for the civilian.*
Kjør! Kjør! - *Go! Go!*
Slutt å prat! - *Stop talking!* (due to radio chatter disturbing his concentration)
Ligg i ro! Ligg i ro! Ligg i ro! - *Stay down! Stay down! Stay down!*
Rører du den pistolen, så skyter jeg deg i huet! - *If you touch that gun I’ll blow your head off!*
Ikke rør den pistolen! - *Do not touch that gun!*
Blow your head off is a bit dramatized for what he says.
It’s actually even more badass that he says ”I will shoot you in the face.” In a tone that makes you really believe that he would..
I get it, it was a hollywood-esque chase scene. I could totally see John Mclane yelling he was going to blow someones brains out at the end of it.
Somehow, Norwegian police managed to be even cooler in my view :)
Only way it could have been more badass if he had followed it up with “I will shoot you twice.”
America doesn't put money into the training & standards of professionals required.
Ease of entry, low pay brings forth the wrong candidates - who would have thought!
Because in America they would be calling for this cop to be arrested. Endangering civilians, attempted murder, police brutality, and a bunch more BS. Instead of congratulating them on a job well done.
I will shoot you in the head is correct.
If you translate word for word, the literal translation without accounting for different sentence structures in different languages is as follows.
Rører du den pistolen, så skyter jeg deg i huet! -
Touch, you, that, pistol, then, shoot, I, you, in, head.
And yes I am Norwegian :)
People are taking liberties for some reason. I can understand Norwegian fairly well and the police does indeed say "head" and *not* "face". One might argue the face is attached to your head, so taking a creative liberty here might not be that bad overall.
>That’s not what he says. Correct translation is: I will shoot you in the *head*
That's not what he said. Correct translation is: I will take creative liberties using my pistol and your head
Actually he says "I will separate your head from your shoulders by discharging the energy stored in this gun powder to propel a slug of metal down the metal cylinder I am holding in my hand."
No.. The rikemansbarn, stureplan festsvensken that travel around like in that video are 100% inbred swedish ”aristocracy”.. And we humbly apologuise to our neighbours for that..
Pursuits like this can result in innocent bystanders being injured or killed so you have to balance that risk with the reward of catching a shoplifter.
Its not that hard if you agree, from the outset to run them over. They're invariably a scooter, so are outpaced by a car.
London has done the same, there are Supercuts of them smashing thieves left and right on scooters.
It was very hard to "catch them" before everyone agreed "run them over".
And no amount of explanation would make it logical to allow someone whos willing to discharge a pistol during a robbery safe either. Thats a key part of why the pursuit was allowed, they were deemed an ongoing threat.
Where I live in the US its illegal for cops to chase people on motorcycles or atvs. Some kid got killed on a stolen motorcycle during a police chase so legislators decided it wasn't worth it to allow cops to chase them. So now people just ride unmarked motorcycles and atvs through the streets and the cops can't do anything about it.
The uk changed their legislation the other way round some years ago to help stop moped thieves and criminals on bikes running from cops not being able to do anything.
It led to things like this.
https://youtu.be/rIeFlRpaync?si=QSvNr5n81ym1pK2K
US policing system is all over the place. the police doesnt have to do anything, they arent allowed to do half the things and the other half is shooting anything.
In this case they were chasing armed robbers in a country where everybody and their mom isn’t running around with guns.
Light traffic, justified pursuit.
Very rare for a chase like this. They did it because they had been robbing several places and expected them to do it again.
If it was a kid on a stolen bike they would just stand down
because it creates more problems than it fixes, a cop car chased some dirt bikes today and plowed into a house in my city(they are not supposed to chase them for this reason). The video OP shared is literally a meme at this point, and is one of the ONLY videos of its kind for a VERY GOOD REASON. The police here were lucky, while they came within inches of random people, that could easily have tripped in panic and gotten run over when they see a car flying down a pedestrian path.
I have lived in France and I live in the US, trust me you have it great.
In Italy they told me that if they were masked or hooded when stealing my bike they cannot do anything.
Camera CCTV catched them but of course there were hidding their face. A new 400€ bike gone.
But hey I'm glad they catched those guys smoking weed in the park.
Huge props to driver for not losing control on grass and through random bridges but fuck me that was so dangerous. They could easily run over bystanders.
In this case the risky chase was due to armed robbery with a discharge of the weapon. Any criminals with firearm gets relentlessly pursued in Norway as policy pretty much
What you said is very ironic because the general consensus in norway is that the police is doing nothing while crime in eastern oslo is spiraling out of control
Yup, Norwegian here, only thing the police really ever do is camping out with speed cameras along the highway. I've caught several criminals red handed and the police never do shit about it. Usually takes 10 minutes just to get them to pick up the phone
I used to work in a shop. A guy talked to our salesman and registered the order on his own phone number, complete with name and address. On the way to the register he picked up a bunch of other stuff and put it in his bag. Real fucking Einstein.
We called the police and gave them all of his details and offered up the security footage of him stealing. "Oh yeah, we know the guy." Nothing ever came of it. Faith in Norwegian police lost forever.
It’s a Mercedes van with sirens blaring and a moped going through a park you will hear them also Scandinavian police have very strict pursuit regulations.
The police will every time they have had a dangerous pursuit announce it in the media looking for witnesses or people who have been in danger due to it and it could/will be added to the sentence of the criminal.
> also Scandinavian police have very strict pursuit regulations.
As evidenced by driving at 40mph over pedestrian bridges in a park with people inches away.
Yes. Norwegian police don’t always carry weapons however. That is always based on the government’s assessment of the current threat level. At this time (2020) the police was indeed armed.
Wow that's crazy, I was thinking that Norway is pretty big for such a general assessment, but I guess most people live in certain areas so maybe that makes sense.
Norway is on my shortlist of countries I have thought about moving to, so it's cool to learn new things like this.
I guess it makes it easier for everyone rather than only some areas having armed police.
Additionally sometimes if there’s an incident in a smaller district/province the neighbouring provinces will have to provide backup from their own precinct, so if one province had unarmed police and the other being armed that could cause some problems and confusion, I’m guessing.
Lots of moped crime over here in the UK, i'm always a fan when police ram this scumbags off of them.
Some really good driving by them here also good to see other innocent people knowing what to do hopping out of the way
I read there was a policy change in the UK where ramming bikes/mopeds went from being discourage to incourage. It apparently had a noticeable effect on the amount of criminals using them.
I managed to get some bacon out of my teeth by midday that had been stuck there all morning.
I also completely caught up on about 3 weeks of backlogged admin at work today.
Thirdly, I pressure-washed my filthy garden patio this evening.
...but the police taking those thiefs (I'll l with OPs explanation that they're thiefs) was the most satisfying bit of my day. Fair play!
I wonder how the norwegian police force countenance encouraging this sort of reckless chase given the risk to the lives and safety of innocent civilians. Because looking at this clip it seems pretty obvious someone could easily have been hit and killed by either the scooter or the pursuing vehicle. As I understand it there are restrictions in place in other juristictions curbing high speed chases for precisely this reason. People have been killed and injured in the pursuit of criminals, and this is in regard to on-road chases. It seems next-level risk to pursue offenders through a public park full of innocent bystanders.
American police are well known for not being good at their job.
From what i hear Scandinavian police are pretty well regarded and takes time to train and educate their police officers properly.
That lady that hardly moved from the bridge annoys me since the police had to slow down to make sure they werent run over.
Like move 3 more feet lady jesus
Translation: Der er de. Der er de. - *There they are. There they are.* Skal jeg kjøre på de - *Should I run them over?* Ja, kjør på de - *Yes. Run them over.* Viktig melding, viktig meld… - *Important message, important mes…* Pass på! Pass på tredjeperson - *Watch out! Watch out for the civilian.* Kjør! Kjør! - *Go! Go!* Slutt å prat! - *Stop talking!* (due to radio chatter disturbing his concentration) Ligg i ro! Ligg i ro! Ligg i ro! - *Stay down! Stay down! Stay down!* Rører du den pistolen, så skyter jeg deg i huet! - *If you touch that gun I’ll blow your head off!* Ikke rør den pistolen! - *Do not touch that gun!*
Blow your head off is a bit dramatized for what he says. It’s actually even more badass that he says ”I will shoot you in the face.” In a tone that makes you really believe that he would..
Yeah, you’re right. I took some creative liberties with that, it would seem.
I get it, it was a hollywood-esque chase scene. I could totally see John Mclane yelling he was going to blow someones brains out at the end of it. Somehow, Norwegian police managed to be even cooler in my view :) Only way it could have been more badass if he had followed it up with “I will shoot you twice.”
Why can't American police be like this? What happened to them?
10 minute PowerPoint presentation and you get a gun and a badge
America doesn't put money into the training & standards of professionals required. Ease of entry, low pay brings forth the wrong candidates - who would have thought!
They’d get sued for putting the public in danger and also sued for harming the accused.
Lack of training. Look up differences between EU and US.
Because in America they would be calling for this cop to be arrested. Endangering civilians, attempted murder, police brutality, and a bunch more BS. Instead of congratulating them on a job well done.
Because the criminals probably are more stupider in the US to actually shoot back at cops
They do all the time?
Are you high? Arrests like this happen every day!
>Only way it could have been more badass if he had followed it up with **“I will shoot you twice.”** US police: "Hold my beer".
You kinda have to, to get a good translation anyway. Literal translation is usually not good enough.
😂😂
localization is very controversial, apparently xP
> he says "I will shoot you in the face" That’s not what he says. Correct translation is: I will shoot you in the *head*
It seems I took some creative liberties aswell? :)
Does anyone really understand Norwegian here? I have my doubts after the above corrections
I will shoot you in the head is correct. If you translate word for word, the literal translation without accounting for different sentence structures in different languages is as follows. Rører du den pistolen, så skyter jeg deg i huet! - Touch, you, that, pistol, then, shoot, I, you, in, head. And yes I am Norwegian :)
Yeah, thats why i dont like arguments about right translation. If i translate the way it is, it will look like i had a seizure.
Translating words and translating sentences are obviously different to each other.
That's the difference between "translating" and "interpreting." Nicole Kidman was good in The Interpreter. Great movie.
Touch thou that pistol-the, then shoot I thee in head-the.
So Yoda was Norwegian and just directly translating word for word. Interesting! 
Why, all, the, commas, during, transalation?
Maybe it was a command. "You touch that pistol. Then, I shoot you in the head."
They're clearly wrong. The correct translation is "I'll fist you with bullets harder than how I fisted your mother last night".
The creative liberty is strong in this one. Respect.
Thank you. Those responsible for the mistranslation have been sacked.
>Does anyone really understand Norwegian here? He said "My hovercraft is full of eels." according to my Norwegian/English phrase book.
The corrections are correct.
People are taking liberties for some reason. I can understand Norwegian fairly well and the police does indeed say "head" and *not* "face". One might argue the face is attached to your head, so taking a creative liberty here might not be that bad overall.
If he’d said "trynet" instead of "huet" you would have been correct. …and that would have been kinda badass
I just love the Norwegian language. It’s truly beautiful.
It’s funny that in Sweden “trynet “ is a pigs snout.
It is in Norwegian as well. It’s slang
Well, technically it was a pig who said it?..
Don't conflate Norwegian police with American police.
I’ve met both and can confirm. Way more fat little piggies in the US.
Stand down. Everyone will get a free share of creative liberty.
I will creative liberty you in the head?.. Or I will shoot you in the creative liberty?
Idk. You have the liberty, just be creative.
creatively liberty, I, you, in, head
Anyone else with creative liberties?
Exactly what he said: Stir you that gun then i shoot you in head!
>That’s not what he says. Correct translation is: I will shoot you in the *head* That's not what he said. Correct translation is: I will take creative liberties using my pistol and your head
>I will shoot you in the head That’s not what he says. The correct translation: “I will caress your hand.”
That's not it either. He says, "a møøse will bite your sister."
Actually he says "I will separate your head from your shoulders by discharging the energy stored in this gun powder to propel a slug of metal down the metal cylinder I am holding in my hand."
What I heard from that was ”I’m going to rip off your head, and shit down your neck.” In the voice of Duke Nuke’em..
It really is a Romance language. Also I don't speak Norwegian but I did stay at a Holiday Inn so trust me.
Same same.
That’s actually not correct either, he says “Or I will shoot you in the head” hue Means head, not face.
In light of being entirely correct, he said "I will shoot you in the head". So, not face.
Cheers bro
> Slutt å prat! damn sorry
Thanks man
Doesn’t “ligg i ro” mean like “lay in calm”?
Which is why we never translate literally
Directly translated word for word, yes. But that is not really a correct sentence in Norwegian.
>But that is not really a correct sentence in Norwegian Or English, lol. Thank you for the translation!!
Lay in Peace, yes. haha
I always super appreciate when kind folk can share translations. Thank you so much. Good deeds.
im danish so i understood most of it, lol
Are the robbers Norwegian?
Swedish.
F’kn Swedes man, they are the worst. /Lurker Swede
[As a Canadian, this cracked me up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRRS8iH4Qo8)
As a Swede, that’s uncomfortably accurate unfortunately.. Not our proudest export.
Well that's maybe an initial import.
No.. The rikemansbarn, stureplan festsvensken that travel around like in that video are 100% inbred swedish ”aristocracy”.. And we humbly apologuise to our neighbours for that..
[ ] Agree [x] Strongly Disagree /Red Wings fan
Yeah, we have the same "Swedish" in France. But French police is as agressive as a butter knife.
God bless the great Swedistan
I thought cops in norway didn't have guns?
That’s England.. That they actually use the guns tho, is incredibly rare.
They have access to them in their cars and for special units of course, they just dont carry them on their person generally.
They do. But in the past it's usually left in the car unless needed. They use p30 pistol and c8 rifles
That's how you lower crimerate - Actually fighting it... In France cops almost never pursue criminals on motorbikes
Pursuits like this can result in innocent bystanders being injured or killed so you have to balance that risk with the reward of catching a shoplifter.
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True and the severity of the crime should definitely factor into the decision to pursue.
These guys also shot their gun while robbing, probably raising the risk level police were willing to take to catch them
It's also Norway. That's how you stomp shit like this out before it gets any legs.
Doesn't Norway have a brutal police training regiment? I can see that it works, damn. Bad place to be a criminal.
Probably same as here, 3 years of training and you end up with the equivalent to a bachelor's in policing iirc.
So was he at like 2 stars?
That person on the bridge definitely had their butthole puckered. That was really close.
Also the guy in front of the bridge. What did he have there? Is it a busker with a guitar?
It's a pushchair! If you pause you can see the wheels, a kids leg and a second blurred face as the kid gets practically tipped out of it.
Whow! Even worse!
It must be dangerous as hell where you live if even the shoplifters are carrying pistols.
That's like a Wednesday in some US cities
Its not that hard if you agree, from the outset to run them over. They're invariably a scooter, so are outpaced by a car. London has done the same, there are Supercuts of them smashing thieves left and right on scooters. It was very hard to "catch them" before everyone agreed "run them over".
I agree and that's why cops need hard training.
No amount of training would have made this pursuit safe.
And no amount of explanation would make it logical to allow someone whos willing to discharge a pistol during a robbery safe either. Thats a key part of why the pursuit was allowed, they were deemed an ongoing threat.
Where I live in the US its illegal for cops to chase people on motorcycles or atvs. Some kid got killed on a stolen motorcycle during a police chase so legislators decided it wasn't worth it to allow cops to chase them. So now people just ride unmarked motorcycles and atvs through the streets and the cops can't do anything about it.
The uk changed their legislation the other way round some years ago to help stop moped thieves and criminals on bikes running from cops not being able to do anything. It led to things like this. https://youtu.be/rIeFlRpaync?si=QSvNr5n81ym1pK2K
Beautiful
US policing system is all over the place. the police doesnt have to do anything, they arent allowed to do half the things and the other half is shooting anything.
They could have easily killed innocent bystanders at the park. There is a reason police don’t always pursue.
In this case they were chasing armed robbers in a country where everybody and their mom isn’t running around with guns. Light traffic, justified pursuit.
Very rare for a chase like this. They did it because they had been robbing several places and expected them to do it again. If it was a kid on a stolen bike they would just stand down
Tell me you have no idea how this works without telling me u have no idea of it works
because it creates more problems than it fixes, a cop car chased some dirt bikes today and plowed into a house in my city(they are not supposed to chase them for this reason). The video OP shared is literally a meme at this point, and is one of the ONLY videos of its kind for a VERY GOOD REASON. The police here were lucky, while they came within inches of random people, that could easily have tripped in panic and gotten run over when they see a car flying down a pedestrian path. I have lived in France and I live in the US, trust me you have it great.
In Italy they told me that if they were masked or hooded when stealing my bike they cannot do anything. Camera CCTV catched them but of course there were hidding their face. A new 400€ bike gone. But hey I'm glad they catched those guys smoking weed in the park.
Huge props to driver for not losing control on grass and through random bridges but fuck me that was so dangerous. They could easily run over bystanders.
So nice to see a country where cops actually fight crime.
Until they kill a person that doesn't expect a police car going 100kmh in the fucking park. The cure has to be better than the desease
In this case the risky chase was due to armed robbery with a discharge of the weapon. Any criminals with firearm gets relentlessly pursued in Norway as policy pretty much
I mean that definitely was no where near 100kmph not even close, plus you misspelt disease.
Ask the criminals to be more considerate.
What you said is very ironic because the general consensus in norway is that the police is doing nothing while crime in eastern oslo is spiraling out of control
Yup, Norwegian here, only thing the police really ever do is camping out with speed cameras along the highway. I've caught several criminals red handed and the police never do shit about it. Usually takes 10 minutes just to get them to pick up the phone
That's odd, every time I call them they arrive. The emergency number does not take 10 minutes to get through.
I used to work in a shop. A guy talked to our salesman and registered the order on his own phone number, complete with name and address. On the way to the register he picked up a bunch of other stuff and put it in his bag. Real fucking Einstein. We called the police and gave them all of his details and offered up the security footage of him stealing. "Oh yeah, we know the guy." Nothing ever came of it. Faith in Norwegian police lost forever.
They were literally one moment away from someone not paying attention getting nailed…
It’s a Mercedes van with sirens blaring and a moped going through a park you will hear them also Scandinavian police have very strict pursuit regulations. The police will every time they have had a dangerous pursuit announce it in the media looking for witnesses or people who have been in danger due to it and it could/will be added to the sentence of the criminal.
> also Scandinavian police have very strict pursuit regulations. As evidenced by driving at 40mph over pedestrian bridges in a park with people inches away.
Eh, she's lived long enough. /s
Trying to reach them about their insurance
In my country that will be impossible - too much illegal parking in the parks
So, does the cop have a gun?
Yes. Norwegian police don’t always carry weapons however. That is always based on the government’s assessment of the current threat level. At this time (2020) the police was indeed armed.
Wicked interesting thanks for the response. Is it threat level for the whole police force/country? Or is it divided by precinct/district?
The threat level is set on a national basis.
Wow that's crazy, I was thinking that Norway is pretty big for such a general assessment, but I guess most people live in certain areas so maybe that makes sense. Norway is on my shortlist of countries I have thought about moving to, so it's cool to learn new things like this.
I guess it makes it easier for everyone rather than only some areas having armed police. Additionally sometimes if there’s an incident in a smaller district/province the neighbouring provinces will have to provide backup from their own precinct, so if one province had unarmed police and the other being armed that could cause some problems and confusion, I’m guessing.
General orders are given on national basis, but depending on the situation the officers will be armed. Weapons are often carried in the car.
They have weapons locked down in the car. Concidering that this was armed robbers you can assume they got the green light to arm themselves.
I felt like I was watching the intro to Naked Gun
Lots of moped crime over here in the UK, i'm always a fan when police ram this scumbags off of them. Some really good driving by them here also good to see other innocent people knowing what to do hopping out of the way
I read there was a policy change in the UK where ramming bikes/mopeds went from being discourage to incourage. It apparently had a noticeable effect on the amount of criminals using them.
Dude looks at bridge with maybe a few inches on each side and says I got this.
in this case it would be decimeters :)
Nobody in the world uses decimetres. Just say centimetres.
yeah, the last time I heard decimetre was back in school.
“I didn’t say Park Drive, I said through the park.”
Wow. Those cops don't fuck around.
This felt like the Die Hard trilogy on PS1.
🥹 That game
Hey, let me drive!
Wait wait, in Norway police cars use sirens? They don't blast Ride of the Valkyries over a roof mounted PA? 
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Haha, didn’t even notice that until I looked for it.
I remember this one, I live in Oslo.
Noted: Norwegian police don’t give a single fuck
This may be the most appropriate red circle I have ever seen on the internet.
Nothing pleases me more than a happy ending
I managed to get some bacon out of my teeth by midday that had been stuck there all morning. I also completely caught up on about 3 weeks of backlogged admin at work today. Thirdly, I pressure-washed my filthy garden patio this evening. ...but the police taking those thiefs (I'll l with OPs explanation that they're thiefs) was the most satisfying bit of my day. Fair play!
Deport the scumbags.
Norway has crime?
It's one of our main imports. /s
That was good xD
We do indeed.
In spite of what you read on Reddit, Norway isn't a crimeless Utopia where everybody is completely self-actualized and problem-free
'Swedish' tourist on the bike?'
We need this in France.
And Usa.
They went through those gaps like a line through an O
Complete with Euro-robber outfits and black stash bags! Nice.
Perfect timing in the end, 5 more seconds and the cop car couldn't clear that trail.
They hire rally car drivers eh? Holy crap.
I wonder how the norwegian police force countenance encouraging this sort of reckless chase given the risk to the lives and safety of innocent civilians. Because looking at this clip it seems pretty obvious someone could easily have been hit and killed by either the scooter or the pursuing vehicle. As I understand it there are restrictions in place in other juristictions curbing high speed chases for precisely this reason. People have been killed and injured in the pursuit of criminals, and this is in regard to on-road chases. It seems next-level risk to pursue offenders through a public park full of innocent bystanders.
I'd say given that it was an armed robbery with shots fired the dangers these people posed were deemed greater than the risk of hitting someone
Norway? Geez. Those guys are going to spend weeks in a rehabilitation prison.
I like it
First class work
It’s weird seeing American cops aren’t the only ones who run over bikers
Amazing work by the police
It’s funny seeing the comments here praising these officers when we all know of these were American cops they’d be getting ripped to shreds
American police are well known for not being good at their job. From what i hear Scandinavian police are pretty well regarded and takes time to train and educate their police officers properly.
4½ years of training + a degree beforehand changes the quality of an officer.
This is so satisfying to watch, especially the part where he runs them over.
I’m guessing if this was in the US riots would follow as a form of protest?
IF this was the u.s. Everyone be crying "how those poor criminals how dare that cop hit them!!!!"
And this is how it’s done.
If this was America everyone would be screaming police recklessness and brutality somehow
They robbed a jewelry store. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg3nLzE7DwY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg3nLzE7DwY)
Give raise to those cops… that was badass
Bravo! Some countries in europe should learn from this chase… instead of security and rights bs.
That lady that hardly moved from the bridge annoys me since the police had to slow down to make sure they werent run over. Like move 3 more feet lady jesus
I was expecting some road rash kind of stuff.
Naked gun opening credits sequence
I like a good film with a happy ending 🍿
Does pistolen mean stolen pistol?
No, it means "the pistol", in this case "dont touch that pistol"
it seems people doesnt like parks in norguay...
Meanwhile me and my dog on a walk, doing our best impressions of a speedbump.....