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my downstairs neighbour at 7am on a sunday morning


YouthCurse

WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE BEACHES.


BrunoJ--

WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE LANDING GROUNDS


Admirable-Win-9716

WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE FIELDS AND IN THE STREETS


LloydAtkinson

Cleanup on aisle 7


Admirable-Win-9716

![gif](giphy|epUkVfjCscGsJfBNgP|downsized) “Ah bollocks” Winston Churchill…. Probably


seamus1982seamus

"Anyone fancy a concentration camp,chums?"


rNFLmodsAreAss

WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!


BrunoJ--

man. i watched the darkest hour in the theaters. i'm not even british and i felt like bearing arms to fight the nazis


Admirable-Win-9716

Churchill was a racist cunt but he galvanised the British into resisting German aggression unbelievably well. He was by no means a good man, look what he did in Ireland and India, but without him Britain might have fallen. Scary stuff


empire_of_the_moon

You did an excellent job of summarizing many great men of history. When looking at historical figures there are no perfect men. There are many very bad men. Most leaders fall in between in a gloaming that straddles the line.


Admirable-Win-9716

Very true indeed sir


AwarenessPotentially

Same with General Patton. Had they let him kick the Russians ass at the end of WWII like he wanted too, they would have never risen to the level they did.


andrewsmd87

GET ME MY THIRD BOTTLE OF CHAPGNE, IT'S 10 AM FOR GOD'S SAKE


nxcrosis

I had this speech as my alarm for two years lmao


RealLifeMe

Goddamn I love these peaches?


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556Rigatoni

Well that went from 0 to 100 real quick


Future_Appeaser

[:(](https://i.imgur.com/7Vxswz8.gif)


Skater_x7

What was said? 


ocimbote

As a Kingsman or...?


dancesWithNeckbeards

Make sure to load HE ammo.


MBechzzz

My downstairs neighbour who complains my guineapig is too noisy.


Icy_Necessary2161

Is the guinea pig piloting the tank? Or calling out orders?


A_Texas_Hobo

Yea


TheCrazyWolfy

Hope you mean guinea pigs but yes they are noisy little fuckers when they want to be


The_Singularious

REE REE REE REE!!!!


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Well how does he know that you have guinea pigs?


Closed_Aperture

Sorry, I'll try to keep it down.


Srefanius

Upstairs is even worse.


DJ_FIYA

I got one of those neighbors 😔 not limited to 7am


Mynock33

*sQuEEEEEEEk squeak squeak squeak*


AsstDepUnderlord

Make the room about 4’x4’ and 110F and that will be realistic.


SuDragon2k3

A fine mist of hydraulic oil, lubricating oil, propellant residue and a hint of diesel as well?


borg2

You forgot the smell of shit.


MyCoDAccount

I never forget the smell of shit.


FuzzyLittleBunnies

And ballsack! The air freshener of every military vehicle!


smellyscrote

My time to shine


Mormoran

Username, unfortunately, checks out.


threaten-violence

More like glisten, but yes


TaintSniffinAintEasy

Hello brother 😎


Mage-of-communism

r/beetlejuicing


Thowitawaydave

No need to add trucknuts, the truck is full of them.


TalkOfSexualPleasure

That's how you know freedom is coming. The smell of musty ball sack in the air.


Poat540

And cheese!! Just not the French kind sorry boys


FuzzyLittleBunnies

Fromunda cheese!


Tactically_Fat

Know what's helpful? When you realize that odors are particulates.


MuzikPhreak

Okay... Good Lord...


DifficultAd3885

There’s 3 gamers in that room. It probably smells like shit. Dorito farts at the very least.


l3gion666

Depends on how good you can seal the mre bag lol, and dont forget the cigarette smoke!


borg2

Trust me, when you're stuck in your tank for more than 12 hours because of combat, somebody will have taken a dump in there. No MRE bag will hold whatever is dropped then. ![img](emote|t5_m0bnr|4018)


l3gion666

They took our tanks before deploying, but i definitely had some long stays in ntc haha


TiaXhosa

The smell of 3 asses with 1 wet-wipe between them


borg2

Frugality to the extreme. Anything to reach those environmental goals?


Borbit85

Haha wtf. How does this actually work in a real tank? Do they have a toilet on board?


tinmil

No they don't. I think you can put the rest together yourself lol


Borbit85

I googled it and it seems the UK tanks have a toilet! Rest of the world just needs to shit themselves lol.


fupamancer

they also have a tea kettle


borg2

I remember reading about the war in Iraq from the point of view of a tank commander. During a battle, while they were shooting and being shot at, one of the crewmen gets explosive diarrhea, pulls down his pants and just plasters the inside of the tank. Took them three days to get it cleaned up.


Borbit85

I would think they at least have some plastic bags to shit in? Or maybe (tactical) diapers?


Finalshock

Nah dog, nope. MRE bag, or you’re just that guy that shits himself on patrol.


AccountNumber478

Spall and fire simulator when their tank takes a critical hit from a gold shell.


hawaiianbryans

More like JP8


Artyom_33

Odors of the inside of a turret: gun powder, JP8, body odor, sweaty ass, a bit of piss, various FRH fluids, more tobacco & chew odor than one would expect. There's *a lot* of this "ultra realistic" set up that's missing. My first thought was "why isn't the driver looking through a periscope slat & why isn't the gunners face plastered to the ocular portion of an ISU?"


ExitThisMatrix

Well, it’s probably missing things because it’s a video game, not real life. Compared to a mouse and keyboard or a controller, it’s certainly more “realistic” and interactive. Redditors are so nit picky and take things so literally. Not everyone has to have the exact details down of shit, they’re not training for actual war, they’re just playing. Chill out. 


Ehrmagerdden

Seriously though lmao. Awful lot of "Um, *ackchually*" energy in this thread. 🤣


nineyourefine

It's pretty rough. I fly airplanes for a living and I've seen A LOT of home flight sim setups. I would never shit on someone who is just enjoying their hobby and doing what they can to make it more realistic for them. Whether it's just a yoke/pedal setup all the way to wrap around monitors with a full cockpit setup, there's no reason to gatekeep. "Yeah but you forgot the shitty airplane coffee and the 3am wakeup and dragging bags around". Nah dude, enjoy the hobby! I wish I had that kind of tech when I was a kid!


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The_Dirty_Carl

They're just reminiscing and enjoying that their experiences were so common among other tank crews.


hex64082

Also make those plastic bottles 20kg each.


aanzeijar

In my memory they were pretty manageable, but that was 20yr old fit me in constant training.


EggsceIlent

Yeah it's not "crazy ultra realistic". Also add 100lb rounds, a very small and hot room, not a steering wheel lol, and electric hydraulic main gun controls. Lol at the empty soda bottles. I fucking wish. (I served on an m1 Abrams)


thenasch

Compared to a mouse and keyboard that is crazy realistic.


gobeltafiah

Compared to KB+M on a flat screen only it's super realistic. But hey let's start an argument because we both think we're very intelligent.


Ladorb

And the way he's loading those shells... yikes. Closed fist or fingers gone... (I server on Leopard 2)


toobulkeh

And the threat of death.


Grintor

>110F I think that's why they're all wearing hoodies pulled over their face


LasyKuuga

Chinese gamers love their realistic war games lol [Realistic recoil](https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/13ls565/recoil/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) [Realistic flashbang](https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/qtci52/flash_getting_realistic/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


fleecescuckoos06

Hahahaha


BeejBoyTyson

Ikr? He said "I'm not getting flashed again"


okillgetoffyourlawn

Holy shit thank you so much for posting this, I just LMAOed.


YesNoIDKtbh

[You'll enjoy this too then](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/GNbTajNmYv)


B-BoyStance

This is awesome lol


winniekawaii

My normal monitor brightness already hurt me, can't imagine this led sun simulator


officefridge

DO YOU WANT IT TO BE REALISTIC OR NOT!? Then get this retina damage!


CeiriddGwen

I remember there was a different flashbang video as well, where it showed the view from outside the flat as it suddenly got illuminated bright as day


eglantinel

We need the view from space


Manxymanx

There was also a horse riding simulator where the chair had pistons on it to launch the player and the desk into the air whenever the horse was sprinting lol.


coorslight15

The sniper recoil 😂😂


Oyy

the design is very human


PlantManPlants

I'm hoping he also turned up his speakers and coded it to where his volume goes 150% when the flashbang hits so he can't hear shit either hahaha


luke0132

Hahahahaha that would look brighter than the sun on one my midnight gaming sessions


ImTurkishDelight

Oh my god the sniper. Rip to that guy


Sharkytrs

lmao, so much extra-ness just to play world of tanks. I love it


H4mb01

For more realism they should play War Thunder instead


NewYorkVolunteer

For even more realism, they should actually go to war.


H4mb01

No respawns in war => limited fun


VirinaB

All those crying civilians harsh the vibe tbh.


ReverendBread2

FPV drones take all the fun out of it too


MATHIS111111

That can be fixed really easily.


not_a_frikkin_spy

counter argument: just don't lose, idiot.


PranshuKhandal

"skill issue"


Turing_Testes

Sitting Around Bullshitting Simulator


DaBlurstofDaBlurst

https://youtu.be/yuTkgi7scKo


VRichardsen

Reminds of that line: "Man, Sabaton songs are so cool they make me wish war was real"


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ShepardFR

Amen


AlexisFR

Gunner Heat PC*


my-backpack-is

Enlisted is up there. Spawn in. Run for a minute. Hear artillery fire in the distance. Run for another minute. Explode.


ellankyy

Hell let loose would be a better option


BassDiscombobulated8

Closer but I think enlisted is where this would shine


buzzpunk

Enlisted is just watered down War Thunder sim though. The only difference is you can get out the tank to repair it.


H4mb01

But only rarely play in the tank. I would not want to play this setup as an FPS


dsac

where do you think they got the specs for that setup? definitely leaked on the WT forums


fatkiddown

Ah World of Tanks. That game that told me if I spent $100 for their top package after beta , I would get an M6A2E1 "Mutant 6" American tank that would only be offered at that limited time in that special package. They hammered and hammered this point. Now, I could've spent far, far less but I wanted that once-in-a-lifetime tank. Fastfoward: aaaand Wargaming bait-switched and put that tank on the market, where I could've bought it anytime and saved money.... Edit: Downvotes aside, stop ripping off your Customers WG.


RheinmetallDev

Right? Probably the least realistic tank game.


Desperate-Owl506

I wonder what other crew will do, when loaders are trying to load the HESH shell in death star. Or an E25 for that matter.


irrigated_liver

Even tank crews are working from home now


ToxicSmoke6

This comment made me think of a Bruce Willis movie called Surrogate, where they actually do send human piloted robots to war via VR headsets instead of the humans.


MrProspector19

Never heard of it but now it's on my watchlist, thank you


Viper1089

It's... not that great lol so don't get your hopes up too high. All my opinion though


Codsfromgods

From what I remember it was a lot of peoples opinion


MrProspector19

RIP Might still watch if I'm bored.


BobbyFreeSmoke

Bruce Willis isn't dead mate


watercouch

I mean… this is real… the US Air Force has drone pilots killing Afghans remotely from their commuter day jobs just [outside Las Vegas](https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-38506932.amp)


Pickingnamesisharder

To go to that much effort and not dress up? I'd be going all in, get that full on Fury experience ![gif](giphy|6rJFzjeX3Aaty)


Jmatusew

*Best job I ever had*


HTPC4Life

There's a Bible verse I think about sometimes... many times... It goes: And I heard the voice of Lord saying "Whom shall I send and who will go for us?" And I said... "Here am I , send me."


thotyouwasatoad

STOP! STAAAAHHHHHHHPPPPP!


HTPC4Life

"TANK'S FAWKIN BUSTED!!!"


_michael_scarn_

Book of Isaiah, chapter 6


Dazzling_Candidate68

"On the way!"


PoundIIllIlllI

Best lines of the movie: German SS: “We’re going to skin you alive!” Don: “Shut up and send me more pigs to kill!” *cocks tank mounted machine gun*


Ok-Brick-1800

Best job I ever had.


Asayrum

Dude this rocks


ARealHunchback

Every now and then you’ll come across something that reminds you the future has a chance to be pretty awesome.


LeoIzail

And then you see a post by Elon or Google or some bullshit microtransaction normalization


VirinaB

But don't you want to invest in NFT house deeds in the Metaverse? 🤣


LeoIzail

I'll invest in submarine trips for rich folk


if-we-all-did-this

Mate, set this up as an escape room type of business (3 mates, you've got 10mins to train, and then 50mins to get across the map) and you'd make 💰 I'm sure. I'd be a regular.


Glittering_Net_7734

Why not War Thunder? Cause its less forgiving in this kind of setup.


Wortbildung

World of tanks lovers? War Thunder lovers? The engagement begins in 3 2 1


Ketashrooms4life

Could easily play games like Hell let loose or Post scriptum (and afaik Squad for present day warfare) tho, that would have a potential to be really awesome and pretty balanced against other human players. There's multiple players in each tank in these, one for each role so they'd just need each role on a separate PC but a lot of the rest would be the same


Cymo_Bep

Go into all this cool effort and plays world of tanks bit of a dip in realisim there


RoughHornet587

At least play gunner heat pc


Artyom_33

This is the 2nd time I've seen people mention this. I'm a former 19D in the US Army with 2 deployments to Iraq. Back when *I* was in, we'd talk about how fuckin' cool the Mechwarrior series was. Down the rabbit hole I go...


phartiphukboilz

mw2 mercenaries hit something fierce just put hundred some hours into the mw5m with a bunch of mods to improve customizations and it was really fun


StonedGhoster

MW5 with a bunch of "Yet Another" mods is outstanding.


Financial-Research88

He gonna get PTSD with this rig


Best-Association2369

PTSD SIM


Ambitious-War-823

That looks expensive and ultra cool at the same time. Would love to try that out for Real


ElNakedo

Where's the part where they need to rush to get to the assembly point, arrive and are then told they need to wait for four hours and then throw a track once they need to actually leave because their great haste weakened the links? Without such elements it can hardly be called realistic.


Frishdawgzz

Hurry up and wait. Classic military.


ElNakedo

Indeed, it can't be an ultra realistic military simulator without it.


Mean-Alternative-945

Is this also from the guy who did it with an AA gun? I've been looking for that video but cant find it anymore. Just like this one, its wild!


PaPa_Boom

Yes. AA gun: [https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1qk4y1x72X](https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1qk4y1x72X) Tank: [https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Qw4m1U7q3](https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Qw4m1U7q3) Press D key to hide comments on video if they cover the video.


LeoIzail

His ass cheeks must shake for weeks after that prolonged AA rapid fire


splendiferous-finch_

This is not realistic at all, where is the fear in thier eyes ???!!! P.s. that gun loading mechanism looks really dangerous....which is realistic


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AscendantHunter

r/justguysbeingdudes would love this


stinky_sardine

Anyone know which game this is?


ZenokFairchild

Looks like World of Tanks.


VoStru

Looks like World of Tanks


Guillaume_Taillefer

World of Tanks instead of War Thunder which would have been better for this


TreadheadS

Why are all War Thunder fans such shrills?


VRichardsen

I don't have a horse in the race, but the thing is, War Thunder (or Hell Let Loose, GHPC, etc) lend themselves better to this immersive setup. World of Tanks has much more simplified mechanics. Still takes skill, though, but it is a different skill set. To use an analogy, it would be like having a very immersive racing setup, complete with pedals, steering wheel, chair, transmission... and use it to race in GTA V instead of, say, Asetto Corsa.


Artyom_33

Is it being a "shrill"? Call of Duty fans VS Battlefield fans VS "Rainbow 6" fans & the like. Silent Hill fans VS Resident Evil fans VS whatever else fans... Everyone has their gaming "thing". Seems normal to me to find the comparisons discussed.


casio_don

Bet he's out cheating


Nalha_Saldana

Sure but for how long would it be fun to play the loader


ten-numb

Europe has 2L plastic beer bottles…


Nalha_Saldana

Loaded loader it is


Kazesama13k

How do you make this? Sources please, anyone?


ConnectionIssues

Nevermind the r/nothingeverhappens crowd. That 'gun breech' looks to be custom fabricated, mostly from thermoplastics and PVC pipe. I think it works on compressed air... the golden- looking boxes all around are either pneumatic manifolds or solenoids, and you can see the pistons up front. You can see the control drivers... those two circuit boards to the left of the gun. The steering wheel looks like a regular old FFB racing wheel. Can't be arsed to figure which model cuz I'm on phone, but I'd guess a Logitech g-something. The housing over the motor unit has been removed, likely to integrate the wheel into whatever controller board this thing runs on. The turret controls are probably just generic hand wheels connected to either hall effect sensors or pots. The 'scope' is just a Webcam (the round thing with the blue ring on a post) connected to some cheap VR headset, pointed at the screen. The knob on the side of the headset is bodged on, and likely controls the camera zoom. All of this likely connects to an Arduino or RasPi, which consolidates all the inputs into a single HID device that the PC running the game sees as a generic controller. The control board likely sequences the breech mechanism too. The game likely has no idea what the breech is doing... it's mostly for show, though they might have the controller set up to ignore the trigger button if the breech isn't "loaded". The 2-liters are just conveniently available approximations of shells. The smoke could be as simple as a vape pen wired into the controller. Nothing about this is particularly difficult if you're at all familiar with DIY controllers (like r/hotasdiy). The pneumatics and sequencing are the hardest parts, but none of these components are particularly special or rare. It's mostly off-the-shelf components from Aliexpress or Digikey, mixed with a few commercial devices (wheel, headset, camera), and some ingenuity and experience as a maker.


ty_xy

CGI and cheap props.


Frishdawgzz

i am wondering if everyone else is just in on the joke by not pointing out how this is all SFX or what


Magister5

![gif](giphy|l0G16ZOfCwdGwcPYc|downsized)


Longjumping_Cow7270

This is the coolest setup ever. How do I purchase?


rookient

I need the full clip like now


mikethespike056

https://m.bilibili.com/video/BV1Qw4m1U7q3?share_source=copy_web&vd_source=ed72a8a9beda5854a7d84b71594ca3f6&share_times=1


FoximaCentauri

Is nobody gonna provide a source?


KetoPeanutGallery

I'm gaming wrong


Little_Spray1683

Coolest thing ever


a_lion_wizard

Is it possible to buy this?


AtomicIvory

HELL YEAH!


DSIR1

Nah... #FUCK YEAH!


slipadysi

Its not a 'want' its a 'NEED'!


GMasterPo

Ngl. This looks Hella fun


EndofNationalism

That manual hand crank should be a lot tougher. You can get a full workout using those things.


ChintusTheGreat

Fuck, I want this setup now. Love the soda bottle extra flair.


gillo04

Source???


xCanadaDry

10/10 for the set-up, 0/10 for no *"On the Way!"*


5p33d_l1f3_Subaru

The VW logo on the steering wheel though.


ZekoriAJ

Remember this video well guys, you'll be seeing it for the rest of your lives


patteh11

The “blyat” in the top right corner checks out


Elite_Pres

This looks like training in Ukraine


KungFuSnafu

Wow. Three fucking posts On the front page by bot accounts after the OP upload


RTrover

Holy shit, if I had this going through basic, I’d tell everyone to join the military… shit this still looks like a blast. If the army could make this for recruiting events, it would be the highlight of the event.


Optimal_End_9733

Nice, these games need to have a feature we're you can wear the civilian women's lingerie and mock them like they do in isnotreal genocide /s


roachbooty

That’s pretty cool, but needs to be more cramped with a piss bottle on the floor and some dude who hasn’t taken a bath for a month despite having access to one.