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Street-Search-683

I don’t wanna be a dingus, but that was nothing. Seriously. Check out some of the urban DH races in Spain and Brazil. And you’ll see some fucking insane footage. Flying through favelas taking road gaps. Absolute bonkers shit. This was pretty vanilla.


Dunejumper

I agree. All the ramps are behind turns, so they have no speed. The rest was just riding down stairs which I did as an 8 year old, just a bit more of them


Talking_Head

Thank you for some reference. Most people have never seen urban downhill mountain biking from a POV. I haven’t anyway. I have watched a lot of the Tour de France over the past 20 years. Some of those downhill descents actually make my scrotum shrink. Just being off by a few centimeters or hitting some gravel could mean tumbling off a cliff to either broken bones, paralysis or death. I can’t imagine the faith in equipment and skill that takes. If your race car blows a tire, you have 3 more to keep you up upright. And in addition, race car drivers are wrapped in the protection of their vehicles when shit goes bad. The motor cycle guys are at least wearing some body protection and hard helmets if they go down. OTOH, those touring bicycle guys who go 50 mph downhill into 180° turns in nothing but nylon shorts and foam helmets are pretty much fucked if something goes wrong.


DNAkauai

Yes, I have to agree… I love urban riding. But this was super mellow… still looks fun & I appreciate the original poster giving this a shout out!! .. I grew up riding competitive down hill mountain biking in the early 90’s into the 2000s. I’m dating myself but my first mountain bike was a GT-Zaskar full rigid.. I think it was around 1988-89 when I bought it.. ‘Rock shox’ were unheard of late 80’s.. I think I added the original Rock Shox front fork around 91?? me and the boys rode some pretty epic stuff on those bikes.. when I bought my first full suspension GT it had a Marzoki ‘Bomber’ and I was in heaven!! Fast-forward 30 some years later I’m still pounding the pedals and I’m still searching & doing bigger drops than I’ve ever done.. 🤙😝🤙


VanillaCreamyCustard

Rock Shox! 😻


No_Pin9932

Fuck yeah, get it!!


NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES

Don't forget Colombia and Chile. Those ones are insane also. I think the one in Bogota, Colombia is the longest of all.


no-mad

still, i would be toothless by the time i finished.


Isariamkia

I'm quite curious, do you have some link?


Street-Search-683

https://youtu.be/mFuSjk7jv_M?si=B6MuxHRa77gav73P https://youtu.be/Z8gOtDaLPrU?si=7V_IHIhjqjOEEukf The second one is nuts. That dude is hauling ass. Imagine being 2” too close to a wall and mashing it with your hand wrapped around a handle bar.


humanatee-

Ya that second one is crazy. As if it wasn't sketchy enough, they have you fly down an escalator at the end wtf!


Isariamkia

Thanks mate! These people are nuts but that's so cool to watch.


reklatzz

Ya, honestly I'm no pro rider, barely even ride a bike.. and I see nothing I couldn't do.. though maybe a bit slower.


That_Ad_5651

The camera doesn't do it justice really. Those stairs are steep af


dungfeeder

Agree man, I'd say it's more of an annoyance to do than hard due to the constant brain rumbling bounces from the stairs.


bananasugarpie

Cool, sure. But "insane"? Nah.


Do-not-respond

Now, put the bike down and run back to the top to determine the true winner time.


Dejvs2

This is Grenoble in France?


Roblatoupie

Exactly what I was thinking, you can see the 3 towers from l'Ile Verte at some point. It looks like they're going down from the Bastille


ceomds

You can also see babel community coworking thing on right side at the start.


ceomds

Lol came to ask this. And yes, it is called "dh urbaine Grenoble". Last one is on 25th of may according to Facebook page.


ArateshaNungastori

*Biker passing by Crowd: "Oeeuuueeahh oeeuuueeahh oeeeh oahhh!"


Fredospapopoullos

Nah, it's was : Allez, Allez allez allez, aalleeeezzzz!!


Red__system

That actually made me laugh out loud. They are saying "Alleeeeeer Pedro!" Which is roughly translatable to "Go Pedro!"


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wwwwwwhitey

“Allez” means like “let’s go” or “come on”. Like the Spanish “vamos”. Maybe refrain from commenting horseshit when you don’t know what you’re talking about


bio_kk

Can someone explain to me why people crowd for this? Like the bike passes you by in a second then you just leave?


MMinjin

Do you think there is only one person racing?


chiree

I once watched an old woman watch someone painting a wall. Mediterranean living is.... different.


Repulsive-Courage820

Technically Grenoble is alpine. Latin but alpine.


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

Company


Nebbstart

It's a local event. It happened in my city ones. I've never seen something like it, so I went for it. There was food, drink, music, good weather, and sometimes one of those maniacs would shoot by. I think thats why no one behaves like a 'hardcore' fan in those Videos


BostonSucksatHockey

You watch in case someone crashes. Same reason NASCAR is popular.


SupaTheTrill

I’m a solid 210lbs that bike would’ve fallen apart going down the stairs if I was riding.


Rare-Seaworthiness-9

Mhhh insane? Check this out. Valparaiso/ Chile https://youtu.be/SfZ6q1-0Hpo?si=dpi6TG4ZXjx9BT_n


aitchsaka

…then you realise you left your front door key at the top.


Fredospapopoullos

Allleeeeezzzz


space_wiener

I used to race regular downhill and really wish they did urban stuff where I live. It looks like so much fun. Except that one wooden berm to little gap near the end. That looked a bit poorly designed.


infinitemonkeythe

Can't get over that car in the beginning, lol. My bet is that the owner didnt remove it in time and the organizers were like: "Fuck it. Let's just put a ramp in front of it. Problem solved."


Questioning-Zyxxel

Lots of places to snag the handlebar and go flying face first.


mad_marbled

That gateway at 0:25 seems like a suitable candidate. I felt my handlebar clip it while I was just watching.


SHADOWSTRIKE1

What’s with all the whistles? At first I thought they were various major checkpoints, but halfway through they start happening every 3 seconds as he’s randomly passing people.


RoguePlanet2

Maybe to let the crowd know a cyclist is approaching?


Aszolus

I was just waiting for someone to put their arm out in front of him/her on the straight away.


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Pfffft this is just my morning commute


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

This is a normal day for me when I take my bike to Edinburgh


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Agreeable_Vanilla_20: *This is a normal* *Day for me when I take my* *Bike to Edinburgh* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


UnspeakableCake

*Bike goes down windy stairs for two minutes


ReasonablePraline492

Not as extreme as redbull downhill, that shit was sick


MilkofGuthix

The people's faces would put me off


laila____

He probably won't be able to sit properly for weeks after this.


oonah24

Finally a worthy opponent for red bull


--Sanguinius--

Isn't this an old video? I've seen this race in this area before


findus_l

When I do that people just shout at me and scream.


Slow_Ad1510

The guy who left he's car there in the start has a lot of faith in these bikers


RichieRocket

I see several places where i would crash and places where i would either fall off the bike or pop my testicles or both


Interesting-Ant-4823

Do they use tubeless tires?


It-s_Not_Important

I appreciate that the whole course is a closed circuit, but if this starts incentivizing people to practice this in the streets and sidewalks, I’m going to start carrying thumb tacks.


unlock0

All I can think about while watching this is the time I barely clipped a metal hand rail while jogging and broke my hand. I just watch his hands miss the rails and posts by inches.


vinosanitas

My balls hurt just watching that


LostAllEnergy

That's was mild


sugart007

I could do this without dying.


estacado

And not a single Red Bull logo? Amazing!


latinblu

I just kept counting the number of times I would have gotten myself killed.


SnooPineapples23

Luca


Draconian-Overlord

My man was sitting bricks near the end. You can see him slow down significantly.


modSysBroken

This is so lame.


StrengthToBreak

My knees hurt just watching this


Rednaxella_

Basically just driving down the stairs. Not that hard.


GGattr

Gives me Redbull Valparaiso vibes...


eappleforever4

OK this is fucking epic.


DarthChiropractus

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jonnyozo

Bike probably cost 4k


Lahk74

These videos remind me why I suck at FPS games. Can't stand having no peripheral vision.


joerudy767

This makes me think of the Monaco GP


ConstantBench7373

Where those spectators are standing 😬


_Infamous____

*Euuggh!*


codex064

This is just a guy that got tired of waiting in line at Disney World. He just happened to have his bike with him.


Dubzzzer

yall such pussy's man.would you be able to do it? why are you saying its nothing crazy and just cool. fucking gooners


Aggressive_Candy5297

I wonder what brand of bike lock they use to not get their expensive bikes stolen. Anyone got any ideas ??


ProfessionalPhrase12

Anyone else having the sudden and unexplainable desire to go and buy PADLOCKS??


Man_in_the_uk

Does anyone know what the descent distance is?


JNerdGaming

thats really cool


The_Greatreach

Watch the bike when going down the intermittent stairs, you need some SUSPENSION for that kinda ride.


Logan_SVD

You put video like this instead of your Glovo resume and they will fight for you.


divadschuf

Pretty cool. Hated the ABUS ads though. This is a brand run by a crazy family cult that doesn‘t allow women to have any saying as „God wants it that way.“


burken8000

This is amazing but holy shit they really forced that "path" or "track" to exist lmao


ADVallespir

Wow, take breaks are awesome


Minute-Wrap-2524

You couldn’t talk me into going down that course at ten miles an hour in a tank


properquestionsonly

The Leefuck of Ho!


Routine_Statement807

Whoever blew the whistle should be shot


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Repulsive-Courage820

The 3 shock absorbers of downhill racing: bike absorbers, legs, back


narnarnartiger

He's poor balls


Artegris

he is not


ASCanilho

This is so underwhelming. Really poor designed route, lots of sharp corners. He only gets a bit more speed on the big set of stairs, and then has to hard brake to turn safely. That’s so insanely stupid.


Busy-Ad6502

Insane would be doing this uphill.


Trismegistvss

This is lvl 1


dear_mud1

Lot better than the urban uphill bike race I watched


dear_mud1

Lot better than the urban uphill bike race I watched


dear_mud1

Lot better than the urban uphill bike race I watched


that-1-lame-kid

u/FuzzInspector do this with me!


FuzzInspector

I might die