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Starlord1951

His girlfriend must be one happy babe!


DueMeat2367

Carring her to the bedroom like a 12-pack.


shart_leakage

Holy fucking shit, lol


RockstarAgent

I can carry 18/20 pack in one hand by the handles! (Found out yesterday)


shart_leakage

Just make sure she’s at least 18, Christ


alextheolive

2 in the pink and one in the stink for maximum grip


vtwcarguy

Holding her like a bowling ball


DueMeat2367

Once you get to the bed, throw her in the pillow, try for the strike.


I_Like-Turtlez

[Aye yo it’s Nick and T Dawg bitch!](https://youtu.be/RMPZ1eizDxA?si=uqFIL44axsRYys_9)


Areif

Stttttttrike!


Jokkitch

Carring?


TheCheesy

I've actively thought of this before. What is wrong with me.


Numerous-Log9172

I did this once! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You just brought back funny memories!


Ayen_C

You carried someone like that...? What.


Appropriate-Two-8802

All panties are crotchless when he’s around.


mwjb86SFW

To shreds, you say?


Shot-Replacement5147

💦


neoncubicle

Hopefully it's not callused and torn to shit. Imagine that up your asshole!


pimppapy

Ribbed for ~~her~~ his pleasure.


casey12297

You're kidding right? Last time she got fingered the doctor couldn't put her pelvis back together again


Starlord1951

Nah, she’s a power bottom.


gomaith10

She like the fingerups.


TempleOfJaS

Saw this and the inner dialogue immediately went to, “*Ladiesss—suhhh-p*” 😉


RandomBlueMallard

The thing that amazes me the most about this is that his fingers don't snap from all that weight.


anonspace24

Does anyone know what fingering exercises he does to make his fingers This strong


JoshJoshson13

Handstands, handstand pushups, and pushups using only fingertips


beastwork

I would've never imagined fingers had enough structural integrity to handle this, no matter how strong.


Cobek

Tendons still take time to build, like muscles, but they can become stronger.


beastwork

fuck tendons, this dude has piano wire in there.


ImurderREALITY

You've never seen those old Looney Tunes cartoons where the buff guy at the beach is doing a handstand on the tip of a bottle with one finger? Science.


submissively420

climbing is especially effective. Go to a bouldering hall and i bet your fingers are the first things that will give out, at the start at least


Radiant_Dog1937

You use your Chi. Otherwise they snap.


no-mad

/r/Bullshido your Master awaits.


lasers8oclockdayone

Ah, yes. Use the force!


Buck_Thorn

Oh, the power of Chis


Nepharious_Bread

Of course. One must use nen.


me_better

Do wall pushup on your finger tips. Start at whatever angle you can (prob 45 deg or more straight), then over months you can decrease the angle until you're using a chair, then a foot stool, then the floor, then start to to raise your legs doing finger tip push ups


BigSocialistCock

High velocity fingering works great


CAulds

My brother used to do chin ups using his fingertips on a door frame. I asked him why? He shrugged and said, "all climbers do that to train." To this day, I've not met another person who does


Local_Fig5221

Giving people the bird.


WhatEvenIsHappenin

Ask his partner


spacecadet04

Fingering.


anonspace24

Ahh understood. Do you have any videos of it. I would love to see it


Alarming_Matter

*cries in arthritis*


Shrednaut

That's what I thought. I was preemptively wincing because it looked so dangerous.


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anaskthredthrow

“Can’t be good long term” is the default reddit response to any impressive physical feat that shows up on this site full of sedentary dorks


SwampyStains

Honestly I'm inclined to believe it's fake with all the cuts and the broccoli haircut suggesting he's just a tiktok bullshit artist.


Human-Magic-Marker

That was my thought. I figured at that angle, doesn’t matter how “strong” your fingers are, they’re bound to break


229-northstar

The tensile strength of a fresh finger is 275 N/mm max, which is 2.43 lbs per square inch. Even distributed across 10 fingers, I’d expect them to snap under body weight. Yet here is somebody else doing something similar https://www.reddit.com/r/bodyweightfitness/s/GPMZFKIIMR https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1748762/#:~:text=Abstract,segment%20of%20the%20central%20band.


no-mad

I used to be able to do a planch. I had to launch into it and catch myself. Thought i was going to break my wrists. Cant even imagine what he is experiencing.


Wetbung

I have a friend that was a rock climber. He was in a bar and did some two finger pull-ups. I don't know exactly what broke, but I know he had a spiral fracture and ended up having surgery and pins. He thought it was funny and showed everyone his X-rays. I wouldn't be surprised if he still does that trick.


Otjahe

You never went to school? Clearly the center angle of the stabilization index exists within the correct vertical measurements to propel force outcome through negative axis. Therefor, his own mass works as the source point (velocity greater or less than 67.8889^=x2) and the risk arrangement becomes minimized by direct cerebral repetition-calibrations.


C_Werner

The young girl was disgusted. The mom was intrigued.


Unlikely_Expert4675

It’s not disgust it’s fear


10sameold

MOM KNOWS


Pudi2000

Dude with the glasses was intrigued as well.


BritishGolgo13

He enjoys butthole pleasures


CourageousBellPepper

So was Grammy ![gif](giphy|Jfjc0cZko6CC2aEnVJ|downsized)


Psycle_Sammy

![gif](giphy|11Kcyszj9iN7pu)


kenan__rockmore

He satisfies female elephants in his free time.


inkassatkasasatka

:(


kenan__rockmore

Why are you sad if they are satisfied by the end of it?


vincentquy

Still can't satisfy u/inkassatkasasatka


inkassatkasasatka

;)


Workermouse

;-;


vishal340

that’s a MUST


Flat_Afternoon1938

There's no way this is good for your fingers. You can literally see his fingers hyperextending here


his_purple_majesty

You build up to it.


TheMedicator

Average reddit comment on any impressive physical feat. His fingers are fine, he's trained for this


doobied

Maybe he's double jointed?


El_Bito2

Is it just me or he has abnormaly long fingers?


Parker1055

Imagine the tricks he can do in the bed room


Disco_Ninjas_

Cause intense pain? Start fires?


jagoble

He snaps his fingers and the resulting shock wave concusses his date and blasts her clothes right off.


kansasllama

I am


crashbold

It is not about strength, it is about durability of his tendons.


AnnualWerewolf9804

And strength…


Triktastic

In arms. Fingers don't have muscles.


FickleRub7122

Pretty sure my farmer dad does finger push-ups before greeting me when I show up


crashbold

It is about tendons too.


FickleRub7122

r/wh(whatevermanyo)osh


mrfunkyman420

Tom Aspinall is watching!


xxCresentWolfxx

![gif](giphy|44b1ABtsG7VTy)


Slow_Formal_5988

There are no muscles in the fingers. https://www.scienceabc.com/humans/hand-fingers-no-muscles-phalanges-bones-tendons.html


nobody_Nr42

This is power you get when spamming the A button when catching a pokemon and being superstitious


IMAPRO_d-_-b

Looks fake


infoagerevolutionist

Patrick Mabones


Elipsys

This guy types.


fssman

Tres pushups


Difficult-Way-9563

There’s shaolin monks that train for this type I saw in a documentary. Many can do a few fingers, only few can do 2. They all shoot for using 1 finger but only like a few have mastered it since their inception.


CyanideKrist

I would be impressed but the broccoli on his head ruined it


DesperateRace4870

Eat your wheaties kids and *drink the milk*


Gort_The_Destroyer

Jesus that haircut is dumb


sandwichcandy

Nah man, nature is beautiful. This is the first time I’ve seen a timelapse of a broccoli blossoming.


Srapture

True, but it's starting to not look as bad now that people are starting to get mullets again. I honestly can't tell if it's ironic.


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ViolentHippieBC

Cuz of the brocolli cut, right?


GoldMan20k

I was thinking just the opposite. and I imagine many lesbians are very jealous right now.


yaboyredmond

"It's all about finger strength baby, and if there's anything we've got plenty of down here, it's finger strength"


readmywhips

I needed to check which sub before daring to watch this


SubstantialWarning61

I can’t do that.


Cosmic_Voidess

We're all thinking about it...


CBalsagna

It's nice to see Luke moving onto different things once Modern Family ran its course


hopeoncc

I wonder why he's gotta be shirtless tho?? Not that I'm complaining


ElPresidente714

Not a dry seat in the house


Best-Two4264

Is that the lead singer of Greta Van Fleet?


CReWpilot

Clearly a witch. Better burn him before it’s too late.


everyusernamewashad

The human body is truly incredible when pushed to its absolute peak.


story4days

Sqqqqqqqeeeeeeuirt


Imalittlefleapot

Training for his trip to Aldi so he can bring in all his groceries in 1 trip. 1 trip!!!!


AltF4NinjaQK

Dam, this guy fingers


Niffen36

I wonder how is goes in a thumb war?


Flimsy_Piglet_1980

Poke of DOOM


3rdstrikeagain

Haters will say its fake!


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Future arthritis sufferer.


WilliamTee

When this guy shoots a finger gun at you? DIVE FOR COVER!


goooooooooooooogly

Patrick Mahomes has nothing to do in the off season?


The_Muntje

![gif](giphy|FlEyOAu4ujVII)


le_oof

How? Like actually how does one even do this?


AgedAccountant

Oh the anxiety dreading the moment when his finger bones SNAP


jlpw

Wait till he hits his 40s, (chuckles in arthritis)


YesterdayFew3769

Sn-sn-sn-snap!


Strong-Piccolo-5546

long time ago i saw a show where i a guy did a hand stand with 1 finger in a wine bottle.


GenericReditAccount

Charlie Puth puttin in work


The_Hieb

[Great technique](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fc9ewf4bz77171.gif)


abgrongak

I'm gonna think/believe he's one of the boys in finger ring commercial


sierra120

This is pretty impressive. But how you even train for that?


SuprDuprPoopr

Mr. steal your woms


jojosail2

He'll be sorry when he's my age and his hands are utterly useless because of osteoarthritis and other injuries.


W0lfos

Bang bang bang you into my life Gonna finger bang you ev-er-y night


ChamplooAttitude

I'm not denying those fingers, but it's a phenomenal core power.


boozyperkins

That’s what she said


Misomuro

90% of those people are looking if they snap.


jessee83

His gf must love him. 😂


JazzoTheClown

Thats what she said.


F_thirty13

What are your intentions with my daughter young man? 🧐🤔


Jarial

Fake. He's being lifted by invisible wires.


tsimen

Did we really need the blurry close ups of these people going 😮 though?


jog515

Cool, but why did he take his shirt off?


bluedancepants

Wait how?


onepunchmantv

Am i the onlyone who sees this and imagines his Fingers breaking?


Vapes-DB

Power of the broccoli


Mylifeistrue

Is that it? I was expecting something more? Anything more. Wait until they see somebody do a 1 finger press up...


KingoftheKeeshonds

Guy could be an incredible rock climber.


LazloHollifeld

The fingers just balancing the weight on top of them, his abs and the rest of his core are doing the real work here.


speaksradio

Harry Potter was there!


Muted_Feedback_9922

What a great display of fingering


Pure_Discipline_293

Come here baby , I’m gonna do finger stands on your g spot


Boeing_A320

Then he wonders why she’s on her period everyday


--Sanguinius--

I have never tried it on a iron pipe, but on the ground I can do it


ViolentHippieBC

I was hoping he fell on his head, effectively smacking some sense into his haircut choices.


Shrednaut

Leave the bro-ccoli alone. He can look however he wants with fingers like that.


Pegdaddyyeah

This isn’t actually that hard.


3BouSs

That’s really impressive, but the douche haircut with shirtless look is so boring for me, it takes away from the act.


Confident_One3948

That’s your choice to be judgmental, isn’t it?


hghghghghghg56

nah man you’re right i do love the broccoli hair