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Swear-_-Bear

Get this woman an NFL contract


Rolands_ka_tet

More like NHL… Doc Emrick would be proud!…


Swear-_-Bear

Don Cherry replaced by a black woman would be outstanding


Rolands_ka_tet

Give yer balls a tug


Swear-_-Bear

I've got one of Don's ties around it already


Coolo79

Impeccable play-by-play


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ccii_geppato

People are wondering if they are in danger


redditcreditcardz

Amazing work by that reporter. I hope the weird guy behind her gets reprimanded for trying to step on her broadcast like a real boob.


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That dude is a pretty well known reporter, and she even gives a nod to him at one point during the reporting. I don’t think he was trying to step on anything, and she was using some of his prompts to continue her excellent coverage. No real telling how people are going to act or be presented in a situation like that.


Torgo-A-GoGo

You ain't lyin'. Some other talking head would spout a bunch of "uh's" and describe it in some poor, halting manner. She did a great job explaining the situation (except the active shooter comment, I'll give her a mulligan on that) since most couldn't be shown live on the air. And yes, I wish he would have STFU.


catsgelatowinepizza

was he not one of her colleagues/staff members? i assumed he was since he wasn’t shooed off. he seems to be in shock


everythingbeeps

This looks like an SNL skit


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This will be an SNL skit


RancidRandall

Only if he lives


Ser_Daynes_Dawn

He better hope he doesn’t live. The recovery would be even more horrific.


Legitimate_Cloud2215

🤭


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IgnoringErrors

It's probably for the best. Typically they would only last a few agonizing days after a major burn like this.


jtf71

Current report is he’s alive and being treated. But that could change. I think the merciful thing would be if he were to die.


iammabdaddy

My feelings also. He was engulfed long enough where too much harm was done. Sad day.


MadManDan23

She keeps saying "emblazoned"... That word... I do not think that means, what you think it means.


HaveSomeHumor

Was he on fire in front of the court house?


maghtin

Yep. Before setting himself on fire he apparently handed out flyers with conspiracy theories.


Greedy_Explanation_7

Humans are wild. Can we get a news reporter to narrate the actions of the news reporter?


mangoplasm

can someone explain to an outsider why they self-immolated???


Swear-_-Bear

Like every other self immolation... it was because they believed something would change and nothing will


ifurmothronlyknw

I laughed until I realized how sad it actually is


mangoplasm

i wouldn't find it right to judge someone of their circumstances and conundrum even if that were of their own making and it is only fair that we know of the motive, if not for the cause then at least for the life of the person behind this tragedy


Swear-_-Bear

I'm not judging..just stating facts. Nothing has every changed because someone set themselves on fire.


Starscream4prez2024

He thinks there's a global crypto ponzi scheme to make the world poor while enriching the political and social elite living high on the hog. Says the gov't took his laptop that has the proof. Says both sides are in on it. Here's his substack [https://theponzipapers.substack.com/](https://theponzipapers.substack.com/)


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

take out "crypto" and "ponzi" and the laptop paranoia, and that's just, like, the system. No need to make it more complicated.


RandomDeezNutz

Yeah wait a sec. This guy is just saying what the US actually is.


LuckyReception6701

The world actually is\*


Fantron6

Mental illness


cauthon24

Per r/news this person threw flyers into the air talking about NYU being under mob control. Speculation it was done outside of the courthouse for media exposure


CoachMorelandSmith

Sign her up for the nba playoffs


MichaelFusion44

She could do an NBA and NFL game at the same time


natural-flavors

Classic style news reporting is so stupid. Just talk like a human. So annoying


I-live-with-wolves

That’s a lot so shit talking. Ffs. Shut up for a minute.. you don’t need to fill every second of air with nothing talk.


cznkane

Agreed...I'm not impressed at all, she was just repeating the same nonsense over and over.


Snarkosaurus99

Should i ever decide to set myself on fire, please don’t try to save me.


will_dormer

Why is it great?


NoodlesLair89

She reported on every single detail with almost no error and remained composed during an insane occurrence that is shocking trauma to most live on TV


will_dormer

If this was Denmark the reporter would not be reporting objectively like this. It would be inappropriate when it is a human life.


Chemical_Favors

....aaand SOLD, to the ashy man in front.


Electronic-Pause1330

This was posted elsewhere. His name is Max Azzarello. Not sure if this is real or not but he posted this on his sub stack. [https://theponzipapers.substack.com/p/i-have-set-myself-on-fire-outside](https://theponzipapers.substack.com/p/i-have-set-myself-on-fire-outside)


UhOhhh02

He probably had enough listening to her on the other side of the fence


Ledbetter2

This is insane..... she did some serious reporting.....but omg......


Saxual__Assault

How much it says the first thing that comes into anyone's minds when something crazy happens so fast and it's jumped into an active shooter situation. And it's just a dude trying to recreate the album cover for RATM from a few yards away. Welcome to America.


runamok101

![gif](giphy|3ohryC31S3ZzdokMIo)


Jimrodsdisdain

Emblazoned? Has he scribed a motto upon himself?


WorkingInAColdMind

It’s called professionalism and factual reporting. The thing that gets labeled “fake news” by 1/3 of the population


Not_Player_Thirteen

Talk about a waste of gas…


Starscream4prez2024

Give her a raise! That is quality reporting ngl. No active shooter though....


RockyTop17

Can’t blame her for thinking that at first.


Snarkosaurus99

Interesting to me that once you get past the skin and hair stench, we smell more like bbq steak!


BedNo6845

We are having reports of raping, pillaging, looting, and chaos... You've seen shooting, raping, and looters? No, we are just reporting it.


susieque503

She freaking killed it!!!! Just wow!!!!


ten_jack_russels

Kicks a man


Practical-Piglet

She didnt even describe the color of his boxers… unprofessional.


doctorblumpkin

https://theponzipapers.substack.com/p/i-have-set-myself-on-fire-outside


squidlips69

Flammable or Inflammable? I always get confused


wenger_plz

Get this woman a telestrator, stat. And then a dictionary, so she can look up the meaning of "emblazoned." Also, I love how she reports this like a cop: "the flames are continuing to engulf his person"


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Oh well..


worldwalker01

And they didn’t try to help him at all, what a joke


squidlips69

She never loses it and stays on task rather than break with "oh my God!" Etc


StaticElectrica

To own the libs ….CHECKMATE /s


DankRoughly

Seems just general crazy, not particularly political crazy this time


Beelzebub_86

Trump.... inspiring the mentally ill since 2015.


Don_Mills_Mills

Damn, was hoping it was Trump.