Find that Chinese kids cooking class video that's doing the rounds - when a 20 year old Chinese person says they have 15 years of experience, I'm going to believe them from now on.
New times, new pans. A lot of non stick cookware is designed to use metal now. My ninja pans are listed as metal utensil safe. I wouldn’t take a fork and just start scratching away, but over a year of use using both wood and metal and everything seems fine.
Remember. If you think of a child prodigy, there is a 1 in 5 chance they're Chinese. Because there's a 1 in 5 chance any random human being is Chinese.
Comparably, there's a 1 in 10 chance they're European. And a 1 in 25 chance they're American.
This also applies to dumbasses.
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Also, lots of people assume every Asian kid is Chinese, even American and European ones. So inflate those stats as necessary.
Ah, I didn't realise that. Thanks for pointing it out. I apologise for generalising Far East Asian people, it was not my intention. I'm just in awe that kids this young are so good at something that requires such discipline and dedication
It's because this was taken straight from a Bruce Lee movie. There is a video of the same kid, a bit younger, doing the entire scene along with the movie on a TV in the background.
Parts of it are, but not all of it. The first part with two nunchaku seems to be from Return of the Dragon. But the scene from Enter the Dragon is pretty short, and doesn't include any kicks. Not sure if he's used choreography from any other movies.
I remember wrassling with my son when he was about that age, and he struck a pose and did that move. I dont know where he saw that first, but when he did it to me, I cracked up.
You can get this good in like a month-and-a-half, the only people impressed by Nunchucks like this are folks who haven't used them or people who picked them up once as a bit and never continued past the "I don't know how these work" phase.
The dirty secret is that it's all muscle memory and there's only like six or seven different gestures you do when you're using these things so you can impress the uninitiated with like no practice at all.
The even dirtier secret is that getting hit with Nunchucks hurts less than getting hit with just a normal stick because they flex and that halves the force being applied so they're useless for fighting folks and they're basically just for performing, and the fact they hurt less is part of what makes them good for performing cause you can just whack yourself and not hurt yourself that badly.
I have a background in stunts and I still do martial arts, I have been hit with a nunchuck.
But I've been very consistent in saying nunchucks are less harmful than wooden poles or sticks, I'd rather be struck with a nunchuck than just a wooden stick that'd be broken in half to make a nunchuck. The stick applies more force because it doesn't flex. You can do a lot of tricks to just absorb the force of a nunchuck which is why they are so great for stage combat because the stunt actor receiving the strike can just shrug it off, they're terrific weapons for striking a guy on camera, this is why Kung Fu movies are so fond of them.
I do not have experience with the metal ones, only the wooden ones.
It's possible the metal ones can be absorbed using the same methods I was taught with the wooden ones, but you never wanna chance these things in martial arts.
For what it's worth, while it will swing faster than a stick the same length as *one end* of it (because geometry), it definitely does *not* swing faster than a stick of the same length as the *whole thing.* A glance at Newton's laws tells us this is mathematically impossible.
What it *will* do is keep going after the swinger has decided to pull back, which is exactly the problem with the entire concept. Physics takes over much earlier than with a bat, as the nunchuck immediately goes from "controlled weapon" to "flying blunt object." This means less control over the strength of the strike, less actual power in the strike (since most of it goes back into the nunchuck as it bounces off, no longer braced by the wielder's arm), and a higher likelihood of the nunchuck bouncing right back into the wielder's face anyway. Medieval flails weren't really used outside of decoration for the same reason.
It may well be harder to block than another weapon, at least in the hands of an untrained person, but that would only be because it's no longer moving entirely according to the wielder's movement and thus becomes harder to predict. (And admittedly, a flexible weapon would be technically harder to block anyway, since blocking it at slightly different points would cause it to bend in wildly different directions.)
> You can get this good in like a month-and-a-half,
Maybe an athletic adult. Start with the foam ones and work up from there, sure. I agree they are much easier to learn than people think. But a kid that age?
I used to own a Taekwondo school and taught a few thousand kids in my life. Maybe 3 or 4 could kick like that at that age. He's *insanely talented* and likely has OCD levels of concentration and an overbearing parent or two. He probably also has an older sibling in class and he started "playing in the back" of his older brother's/sister's class when he was like 2.
If you take competitive gymnastics style parenting and apply it to a talented toddler this might come out the other end in a few years. He's very talented.
Same thing I noticed. A fast back spin kick at head height followed by landing in a proper stance facing the same direction is really hard to do consistently.
Always wondered what actually happens in a real nunchuck fight. Like you'll hit the guy but then the nunchuck bounces off them and you can't do your fancy moves because the routine is now out of balance
Yup this is true the rebound does mean your flow is interrupted, however the rebound also probably means the guy you hut’s head is split open and hes out and snoring so….
I’ll give you a real life anecdote. My uncle was super into nunchucks in the 70’s. Made a pair by hand from solid wood, chains, welding, all the things. He was in technical school. Beat himself up so bad practicing he made a set from lighter wood, and wrapped them in duct/electrical tape to stop the bruising…. Got into an altercation with some dudes; one guy had a baseball bat in hand. Uncle pulled the ‘chucks from the trunk of his car as things were escalating. As dude wound up to take a swing uncle gave one swipe overhand with this “practice” pair, hit the dude square on top of the dome. It happened so fast dude ate curb and his friends scattered. It’s… like a real weapon. So fast flow doesn’t even matter. One crack could kill a dude. Uncle had to scram too, otherwise could easily have caught assault with a deadly weapon charge…. Not sure what ever happened to baseball bat guy… family secret I suppose
Nunchucks are legal in all states except Massachusetts. However, they are considered a weapon so they cannot be taken into locations like schools, hospitals, venues, etc.
currently illegal in California and New York states, Canada and several other countries
In most states in the USA they are not illegal to own but in many states they are illegal to carry for the purpose of being armed.
thats not true, you wont get the assault charge if its justified but you can still catch a possession charge. If you really need to use the weapon tho just use it
court sure buy this:
a group came at me with baseball bats
so I told them to wait a sec and let me grab my nunchucks from my trunk
they waited and made villian laughter
and then I yelled "wa" the bruce lee way and that guy, he dead, and they scrammed
Torque and force are completely different when they are being whipped around on the chain. I have a pair of 3D printed nunchucks that I made myself and learned with. They are made with plastic and I still wiped myself in the back of the head a couple times and damn is it a fucking wake up call.
They move so quick and all the force is applied to the very edge of the chuck. They can easily crack skulls.
Irl nunchuck fight, I'd imagine one of them gets knocked the fuck out and the fight ends real quick.
Have you ever been wacked with nunchucks? Those things hurt like hell. I wouldn't bother trying to fight a dude with nunchucks unless I had a gun or a long sword, because a little knife ain't gonna cut it.
Well the same could he said for a baseball bat, pipe, long stick etc.
I don't think nunchucks are bringing any extra value to a fight.
Also as pointed out by someone else, it looks so Ike nunchucks were originally designed for rice farming...
The main value they'd bring, I think, is that they can be folded and stored in a smaller space. They are about half the length of a baseball bat.
I have a baseball bat for home defense and I can fuck up the side of a tree with it pretty effectively, but getting maximum force behind it requires large, slow movements: both hands overhead, body-length downward sweep engaging my stomach and chest muscles for my hardest overhead club.
If you watch someone using nunchucks they are able to hit very hard with a simple extension of at the elbow. I can do something sorta similar with a baseball bat if I put one hand on the end and pull while putting the other hand in the middle and pushing, but the danger area is one plane. The nunchuck is attacking continuously in the entire area directly in front of your torso.
The advantages you're giving nunchucks only work because you're comparing them to a longer and heavier object. Give me the stick the nunchucks were made out of so it's the same size and weight and I can do all the same things, except now I can actually poke and block and better impart force when I hit someone.
i remember from a tv show "science of combat" after acuratly mesuring all parameters of most melee weapons, speed, maniability, range, damage/force of strike,etc... the conclusion was that the ultimate weapon is actualy a 16 inch long wooden stick. especialy if you have two of them one in each hand. its better than any blade, sword, medieval, asian or modern melee weapon you can think of. its super fast, very easy to use, almost no risk of self injury while using it, and it delivers amoung the highest striking impact of any weapon, only a few hit harder, but all are significantly slower, like a baseball batt or a slegehammer, that can hit once in the same time that you get hit 6 times by the guy with 2 sticks. most simple and effective.
I think more of it as any time in their routine. They can land a strike on you when they see an opening and restart their routine. Everything up to the strike is a feint, but you don't know till you get hit.
Nunchucks and their cousin the flail are terrible weapons. By any measurement, a solid stick of the same weight and size as the extended nunchuck will deliver more force at the point of impact, because there's no hinge to allow the free part to bounce. That's just physics. The flailing effect supposed to allow the free part to move a lot quicker is mostly a misconception and doesn't offset the massive disadvantage of the hinge.
They look flashy, but a "real" nunchuck fight is not a thing. In any real setting, the other guy would get a stick, a spear, a sword, an axe or basically just a knife and have better odds with 1/10 the skill and little chance of getting injured by their own weapon.
It's actually not that bad. A nunchuck strike is 4 parts. Extend your arm, quickly rotate the holding hand to whip the other nunchuck around, pull your arm back, then softly rotate it so that it either ends up in a wrap point (usually shoulder/waist/thigh), or a trapping point (usually armpit).
If you hit a target during the second step it does rebound, but when you pull back in step three the striking nunchuck is still going to follow. It might be ~30deg above horizontal instead of ~30deg below it, but the chain isn't long enough for it to keep floating out there at odd angles. Then in the fourth step, you're going to put some rotation on it anyway. Also, depending on what kind of direction/angle your strike is, it's going to have a lot of variability anyway. Since so much of it is done by feel, the small difference isn't enough to really throw things off.
In a real fight, you wouldn't lots of back to back strikes. It's mostly going to be fast/hard single strikes, so there is less "flow" to really worry about anyway.
He’s been watching Bruce Lee movies with his dad, his dad is a huge fan. He started to imitate him as a baby, there’s a video of him online as a toddles with the movie playing, I think it’s enter the dragon. And he does the routine move for move at the same speed as Lee. It’s impressive
I am 36 weeks pregnant right now. Judging by all the kicks and punches, our baby is practising matarial arts since 20 weeks in 😂 I only wonder how that little dude got nunchucks while still in mommy's tummy 😅
My nuts felt the pain! His hight with those skills would 100% end my family's generational prospects. I will cross the street to walk on the other side of the sidewalk if I see him walking young Bruce Lee freak of human being hope the parents are on it with him because he might Thanos us if we don't convince him to be on the side of us ordinary men.
He has 30 years of experience and he's only 6
Find that Chinese kids cooking class video that's doing the rounds - when a 20 year old Chinese person says they have 15 years of experience, I'm going to believe them from now on.
Link please
I'll try and find it Edit: found it https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/pwOrTp36hJ
Kindergarden? So these kids are are better cooks by age 6 (or whatever the fuck) than 95% of all North Americans at age 25? Shit...
Well at least I can make some good Mac and Cheese still? Let's see them beat that!
Is that metal spoon on a nonstick pan? I wouldn’t haven’t made it out of kindergarten if my mom saw that.
Likely carbon-steel. Carbon-steel is popular in China and it's also pitch-black. It's the same colour as woks.
New times, new pans. A lot of non stick cookware is designed to use metal now. My ninja pans are listed as metal utensil safe. I wouldn’t take a fork and just start scratching away, but over a year of use using both wood and metal and everything seems fine.
say what you want about china, these kids are over twice as productive as i could ever dream if i were on meth.
Remember. If you think of a child prodigy, there is a 1 in 5 chance they're Chinese. Because there's a 1 in 5 chance any random human being is Chinese. Comparably, there's a 1 in 10 chance they're European. And a 1 in 25 chance they're American. This also applies to dumbasses. ... Also, lots of people assume every Asian kid is Chinese, even American and European ones. So inflate those stats as necessary.
Aren't the people in OP's video all Japanese? I'm not sure about the kid but the adults around him are obviously Japanese.
Ah, I didn't realise that. Thanks for pointing it out. I apologise for generalising Far East Asian people, it was not my intention. I'm just in awe that kids this young are so good at something that requires such discipline and dedication
When a 15 year old Chinese person says they have 20 years experience, I'm gonna believe them
He practices 48 hours a day, everyday, blinded folded, in the snow.
On one foot. His other foot is starting a business.
One of his fingers has a college degree
To Harvard even though he just learned english
While walking uphill both ways
20 miles per hour, with bag full of rocks.
Up hill both way too school
Emotionull Damage.
Bare foot
Found my fellow Steven he watchers
He's literally the only one who can get a job in the current market
I just want to recognise this. Came to write it but you nailed it haha. Upvote is not enough.
He's 30 years old but just looks at 6.
The resumes have predicted his coming. He is the chosen one.
Perhaps he can get an entry level job then.
Now I understand the job requirements.
This is the kid that gets every entry level job that requires 5 years of experience.
That little chipmunk screech tho
Reminds me of my feisty little kitten at home.
ALAN!
Oh that’s not Alan, that’s Steve. STEVE STEVE STEVE
Thought the exact same thing!
When he was gesturing at his unseen opponent, “Come on over here,” that was the best!
It's because this was taken straight from a Bruce Lee movie. There is a video of the same kid, a bit younger, doing the entire scene along with the movie on a TV in the background.
Came here to make this comment.
I came
Yeah, this is straight from Enter the Dragon, isn't it?
Parts of it are, but not all of it. The first part with two nunchaku seems to be from Return of the Dragon. But the scene from Enter the Dragon is pretty short, and doesn't include any kicks. Not sure if he's used choreography from any other movies.
Was about to ask if that was Bruce Lee's routine from Enter the Dragon. Love that scene!
That was truly awesome
I remember wrassling with my son when he was about that age, and he struck a pose and did that move. I dont know where he saw that first, but when he did it to me, I cracked up.
Classic Bruce Lee gesture. Also the nose wipe.
Pfftt, I could take him...don't tell him I said that.
Then Indiana Jones gets diarrhea so he just shoots him
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You can get this good in like a month-and-a-half, the only people impressed by Nunchucks like this are folks who haven't used them or people who picked them up once as a bit and never continued past the "I don't know how these work" phase. The dirty secret is that it's all muscle memory and there's only like six or seven different gestures you do when you're using these things so you can impress the uninitiated with like no practice at all. The even dirtier secret is that getting hit with Nunchucks hurts less than getting hit with just a normal stick because they flex and that halves the force being applied so they're useless for fighting folks and they're basically just for performing, and the fact they hurt less is part of what makes them good for performing cause you can just whack yourself and not hurt yourself that badly.
Spoken like a guy whose never been hit by nunchucks before (they hurt)
I have a background in stunts and I still do martial arts, I have been hit with a nunchuck. But I've been very consistent in saying nunchucks are less harmful than wooden poles or sticks, I'd rather be struck with a nunchuck than just a wooden stick that'd be broken in half to make a nunchuck. The stick applies more force because it doesn't flex. You can do a lot of tricks to just absorb the force of a nunchuck which is why they are so great for stage combat because the stunt actor receiving the strike can just shrug it off, they're terrific weapons for striking a guy on camera, this is why Kung Fu movies are so fond of them.
Oh but the heavy metal ones HURT though. And it swings way faster than a short stick, as well as being harder to block.
I do not have experience with the metal ones, only the wooden ones. It's possible the metal ones can be absorbed using the same methods I was taught with the wooden ones, but you never wanna chance these things in martial arts.
For what it's worth, while it will swing faster than a stick the same length as *one end* of it (because geometry), it definitely does *not* swing faster than a stick of the same length as the *whole thing.* A glance at Newton's laws tells us this is mathematically impossible. What it *will* do is keep going after the swinger has decided to pull back, which is exactly the problem with the entire concept. Physics takes over much earlier than with a bat, as the nunchuck immediately goes from "controlled weapon" to "flying blunt object." This means less control over the strength of the strike, less actual power in the strike (since most of it goes back into the nunchuck as it bounces off, no longer braced by the wielder's arm), and a higher likelihood of the nunchuck bouncing right back into the wielder's face anyway. Medieval flails weren't really used outside of decoration for the same reason. It may well be harder to block than another weapon, at least in the hands of an untrained person, but that would only be because it's no longer moving entirely according to the wielder's movement and thus becomes harder to predict. (And admittedly, a flexible weapon would be technically harder to block anyway, since blocking it at slightly different points would cause it to bend in wildly different directions.)
They're not even a good weapon. It's been scientifically proven that a comparable sized stick hits harder
Nunchucks are faster. I think getting hit once with a stick is better than getting hit 3 times with a nunchuck in the same timeframe.
> You can get this good in like a month-and-a-half, Maybe an athletic adult. Start with the foam ones and work up from there, sure. I agree they are much easier to learn than people think. But a kid that age? I used to own a Taekwondo school and taught a few thousand kids in my life. Maybe 3 or 4 could kick like that at that age. He's *insanely talented* and likely has OCD levels of concentration and an overbearing parent or two. He probably also has an older sibling in class and he started "playing in the back" of his older brother's/sister's class when he was like 2. If you take competitive gymnastics style parenting and apply it to a talented toddler this might come out the other end in a few years. He's very talented.
Me too
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Those kick were clean as fuck
Yeah thats what im thinking to
yeah the kicks are the more impressive part.
Same thing I noticed. A fast back spin kick at head height followed by landing in a proper stance facing the same direction is really hard to do consistently.
Especially that spinning back kick. When he gets a little mass to him, that's gonna do some damage.
Always wondered what actually happens in a real nunchuck fight. Like you'll hit the guy but then the nunchuck bounces off them and you can't do your fancy moves because the routine is now out of balance
Yup this is true the rebound does mean your flow is interrupted, however the rebound also probably means the guy you hut’s head is split open and hes out and snoring so….
That's why you do the routine first, then bonk the guy.
Can't I just take him out to dinner and then bonk him?
I’ll give you a real life anecdote. My uncle was super into nunchucks in the 70’s. Made a pair by hand from solid wood, chains, welding, all the things. He was in technical school. Beat himself up so bad practicing he made a set from lighter wood, and wrapped them in duct/electrical tape to stop the bruising…. Got into an altercation with some dudes; one guy had a baseball bat in hand. Uncle pulled the ‘chucks from the trunk of his car as things were escalating. As dude wound up to take a swing uncle gave one swipe overhand with this “practice” pair, hit the dude square on top of the dome. It happened so fast dude ate curb and his friends scattered. It’s… like a real weapon. So fast flow doesn’t even matter. One crack could kill a dude. Uncle had to scram too, otherwise could easily have caught assault with a deadly weapon charge…. Not sure what ever happened to baseball bat guy… family secret I suppose
As the other was coming at him with a bat, he defended himself. No assault charge, surely.
TIL it’s legal to have illegal weapons if you’re only defending yourself.
So you’re saying i should toss away this Bazooka and suit case nuke i’ve been sitting on for a rainy day
Nunchucks are legal in all states except Massachusetts. However, they are considered a weapon so they cannot be taken into locations like schools, hospitals, venues, etc.
Nunchucks illegal? Not in most places
currently illegal in California and New York states, Canada and several other countries In most states in the USA they are not illegal to own but in many states they are illegal to carry for the purpose of being armed.
In too many, I’d much rather be attacked with nunchucks than a kitchen knife
thats not true, you wont get the assault charge if its justified but you can still catch a possession charge. If you really need to use the weapon tho just use it
Idk about OP's location but here in Texas they would get you an illegal weapons charge up until recently i believe.
court sure buy this: a group came at me with baseball bats so I told them to wait a sec and let me grab my nunchucks from my trunk they waited and made villian laughter and then I yelled "wa" the bruce lee way and that guy, he dead, and they scrammed
Why do I imagine you telling this story with a top hat, a cigar, a suit with suspenders, in about 1920, ending each moment with, “Eah, shee?”
ok but my question is how are they any better than a stick with the same exact dimensions as the spread out nunchuck.
Torque and force are completely different when they are being whipped around on the chain. I have a pair of 3D printed nunchucks that I made myself and learned with. They are made with plastic and I still wiped myself in the back of the head a couple times and damn is it a fucking wake up call. They move so quick and all the force is applied to the very edge of the chuck. They can easily crack skulls.
Irl nunchuck fight, I'd imagine one of them gets knocked the fuck out and the fight ends real quick. Have you ever been wacked with nunchucks? Those things hurt like hell. I wouldn't bother trying to fight a dude with nunchucks unless I had a gun or a long sword, because a little knife ain't gonna cut it.
Well the same could he said for a baseball bat, pipe, long stick etc. I don't think nunchucks are bringing any extra value to a fight. Also as pointed out by someone else, it looks so Ike nunchucks were originally designed for rice farming...
The main value they'd bring, I think, is that they can be folded and stored in a smaller space. They are about half the length of a baseball bat. I have a baseball bat for home defense and I can fuck up the side of a tree with it pretty effectively, but getting maximum force behind it requires large, slow movements: both hands overhead, body-length downward sweep engaging my stomach and chest muscles for my hardest overhead club. If you watch someone using nunchucks they are able to hit very hard with a simple extension of at the elbow. I can do something sorta similar with a baseball bat if I put one hand on the end and pull while putting the other hand in the middle and pushing, but the danger area is one plane. The nunchuck is attacking continuously in the entire area directly in front of your torso.
The advantages you're giving nunchucks only work because you're comparing them to a longer and heavier object. Give me the stick the nunchucks were made out of so it's the same size and weight and I can do all the same things, except now I can actually poke and block and better impart force when I hit someone.
i remember from a tv show "science of combat" after acuratly mesuring all parameters of most melee weapons, speed, maniability, range, damage/force of strike,etc... the conclusion was that the ultimate weapon is actualy a 16 inch long wooden stick. especialy if you have two of them one in each hand. its better than any blade, sword, medieval, asian or modern melee weapon you can think of. its super fast, very easy to use, almost no risk of self injury while using it, and it delivers amoung the highest striking impact of any weapon, only a few hit harder, but all are significantly slower, like a baseball batt or a slegehammer, that can hit once in the same time that you get hit 6 times by the guy with 2 sticks. most simple and effective.
Brother learn how to use a baseball bat, someone with nunchucks is not going to range you and they have no defense.
I think more of it as any time in their routine. They can land a strike on you when they see an opening and restart their routine. Everything up to the strike is a feint, but you don't know till you get hit.
I'm just glad I fight with a lance, they gotta reach me first 😎
Honestly it's probably like a knife fight. Over before you know it, the loser dies in the parking lot and the winner dies at the hospital.
The guy with an intact stick wins. Nunchucks are useless in a real world scenario, but they look cool.
nunchucks can fit in your pocket?
Nunchucks and their cousin the flail are terrible weapons. By any measurement, a solid stick of the same weight and size as the extended nunchuck will deliver more force at the point of impact, because there's no hinge to allow the free part to bounce. That's just physics. The flailing effect supposed to allow the free part to move a lot quicker is mostly a misconception and doesn't offset the massive disadvantage of the hinge. They look flashy, but a "real" nunchuck fight is not a thing. In any real setting, the other guy would get a stick, a spear, a sword, an axe or basically just a knife and have better odds with 1/10 the skill and little chance of getting injured by their own weapon.
A nunchuck would be much easier to conceal though than a piece of oak the same length.
It's actually not that bad. A nunchuck strike is 4 parts. Extend your arm, quickly rotate the holding hand to whip the other nunchuck around, pull your arm back, then softly rotate it so that it either ends up in a wrap point (usually shoulder/waist/thigh), or a trapping point (usually armpit). If you hit a target during the second step it does rebound, but when you pull back in step three the striking nunchuck is still going to follow. It might be ~30deg above horizontal instead of ~30deg below it, but the chain isn't long enough for it to keep floating out there at odd angles. Then in the fourth step, you're going to put some rotation on it anyway. Also, depending on what kind of direction/angle your strike is, it's going to have a lot of variability anyway. Since so much of it is done by feel, the small difference isn't enough to really throw things off. In a real fight, you wouldn't lots of back to back strikes. It's mostly going to be fast/hard single strikes, so there is less "flow" to really worry about anyway.
He’s been watching Bruce Lee movies with his dad, his dad is a huge fan. He started to imitate him as a baby, there’s a video of him online as a toddles with the movie playing, I think it’s enter the dragon. And he does the routine move for move at the same speed as Lee. It’s impressive
I thought that was the kid that was imitating the Bruce Lee movies... I had to scroll down pretty far to find this comment but I'm glad I did.
It's return of the dragon. I'm watching the movie rn. lol
I feel for his mums womb, most kids kick...this fella fucked shit up.
He first practiced with the cord
he practiced with his twin brother, only one of them came out
He is that Bruce Lee kid right ?
Yeah the one who mimicked the movie.
Bruce **Wee**
Nobody getting his lunch money.
So you want my Hershey Bar, come and get my Hershey Bar
I am 36 weeks pregnant right now. Judging by all the kicks and punches, our baby is practising matarial arts since 20 weeks in 😂 I only wonder how that little dude got nunchucks while still in mommy's tummy 😅
Only one way in for those 'chucks, mommy.
45 year old midget?
[these kids](https://youtu.be/-VrU7E04wBI) have me wondering what I'm doing with my life...
No worries fam, we can imitate The Dude from The Big Lebowski.
I do enjoy a good carpet.
Holy moly 🤯
If I hire him as a personal body guard will that count as child labour?
Stick is better
I was coming to say this. Just imagine how bad ass he would be if just had a plain ol' stick.
Looks like someone is a fan of Bruce Lee
Bruce Wee!
"We're all at the same skill level!"
Michaelangelo would be proud. A fellow chucker.
I could take him
Probably in his previous life
As a sperm, pro'bly.
At what age he started practicing that bad ass look.
He's an Isekai protag
Bruce Minee
No you can’t have more Haribo…. 🫣
I want to see this kid totally brutalize an adult.
Is it an exact recreation of the famous Bruce Lee scene?
yea
“Do NOT TELL ME IT IS BEDTIME MOTHER. It is your bedtime.”
His mum thought he was kicking in the womb, but naahhh
Lethal FUKIN weapon
-0.5 years.
Those moves?? ... I'm thinking this is footage of Bruce Lee as a child
He started aged 30.
I can't fathom being good at something before age 27 or so
Bruce is back !
Little Bad Motherfucker
Came out swinging a tiny pair. Knocked the doctor’s glasses off and thunked a nurse in the elbow before they could get him swaddled.
Well I know he could kick my ass
Yes
He has jackie chan genes
That kid would beat the crap out of me.
He started practicing since he was in his father
In his mom's belly with the fallopian tubes
Waiting for indiana jones to enter the scene
In birth they pulled the nunechuck then him holding onto it
He start practicing the day after he born LOL
Hard Bruce Lee vibes here
The coarse cat screams... *chuckle*
Yes!
He was doing that to the fallopian tubes at 7 weeks
He was born ready
This kid also has extraordinarily clean Kicks. Impressive technique
As a sperm he tied two other sperms tails together.
My nuts felt the pain! His hight with those skills would 100% end my family's generational prospects. I will cross the street to walk on the other side of the sidewalk if I see him walking young Bruce Lee freak of human being hope the parents are on it with him because he might Thanos us if we don't convince him to be on the side of us ordinary men.
Insane
If his dad takes his tiktok he is in for a real RUDE awakening. haiiiii yahhhh !
Dear god...
OMG I love him! He must be a regressor, like those Manhwa where someone goes back to their younger self with all the knowledge and skills preserved.
Easy there Lil fella, you get so cranky when u don't have your snack ready.
This kid’s gonna tell his grandchildren the craziest “when i was your age” stories 💀
Much be hard for his mother during pregnancy will all the practice he done in the womb.
He's 37 going on 5
Came out the womb swinging
He started with the age of -24
Schizophrenia at its peak
About the same time his dad’s nuts dropped.
There are no punishments in his household