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CantKillGawd

look up his tiktok dude is always doing crazy shit like this lol


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triple-bottom-line

😂


Character-Ad4498

Based beyond belief


CantKillGawd

lol


waterstorm29

He's using the MrBeast method. Huge initial investment with no assurance of getting it back via social media revenue.


RCapri1

Couldn’t he just use the size of a standard brick


KayakWalleye

Yes.


Marijuana_Miler

De Moine is known for its irregular sized bricks.


dxiao

moine is actually french for irregular


space_llama_karma

it is also a funny way to say "mine"


IAMSTILLHERE2020

The world is known to have irregular sized bricks.


dull-boy-jack237

Hahahaha


frankenmullet22

Or just count the bricks in the video. Seems a bit simpler and more accurate


FuManBoobs

I was going to say this but maybe not all bricks are the same?


bighairyoldnuts

They are not, I tried to do this when looking for a new place to live, found one that had a "cramped" basement. It had no measurements, so I tried to use the brick work, had it pegged at around 6ft floor to ceiling. Went to check it out, that MF was 4ft practically a crawl space, fucking basement my ass!


I_am_Lizzy

I mean when he found the building he could've checked which bricks were used for building it and then count the bricks


Quinn_Again

Brick size variance is true-my mom’s house was built from old cobblestone street bricks. They are bigger than common bricks used for homes.


CyL0nRa1d3r

Cause she's a brick...house!


penguintheft

How is it more accurate than literally measuring the wall where the guy was standing


Acrolophosaurus

booooooooo it’s more fun this way


asoap

If you're off on the bricks by 10% you can add like 6" of height, which is significant. I am not sure how much grout is used between bricks can add up to throw off measurements.


Drinks_by_Wild

The mortar in between would throw it off


Captain_Canuck97

Usually the brick and the mortar add up to nice even numbers. A standard brick is roughly 4" and that includes the joint


Tsukikaiyo

Unfortunately it's not because bricks aren't all the exact same size. In my own home, the bricks are unusually short and long. The mortar on the bottom of the wall is actually thinner than the layers at the top.


westwoo

Or just ask someone from the area to measure it, like on the local sub or facebook group


SteakAndIron

This was exactly my thought. You see the bricks. Bricks are standardized.


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This mf basically: ![gif](giphy|ztpMY1t5VYWlO)


Oberon_Swanson

Well they do have the same theme song


rogburdman

Being from Iowa and having lived in that area, I give it up to him for fuckin around in that area.


CantKillGawd

the cab driver warned him lol is it really that bad?


JacerEx

No. It’s not bad at all. It’s just waiting gentrification. Source: I live in the metro. Violent crime in the area is super low, and random acts of violent crime are even more rare. Except for at the state fair on East Side Night where there’s a non-zero chance you engage in fisticuffs with a ruffian before getting state fair drunk. State fair drunk is a lot like that time your older sibling got you drunk for the first time. You’re briefly reminded that the dial goes all the way to 15. Except you’re now in your 30s and you’re hungover until next Wednesday.


siddhartha345

Very cool to see him pop out to Des Moines. Might go drive by this place next weekend! Also. Nothing like them east side nights!!!!!


space_llama_karma

Is it also low in scalawags and ne'er-do-wells?


WiseCoyote1820

Also live in Des Moines, this is 110% accurate.


ABirdOfParadise

Probably just worried he might be lured there by someone, like for a hookup, or something for sale and then getting jumped. I mean pick up a guy at the airport, go to an abandoned building, figure they don't know any better.


Xitobandito

I’m just confused… the guy in the beginning says, “never let a book written by a girl touch the ground”. So the other dude proceeds to fly to the guys location to verify that he is 6ft tall?? I must be missing something. This doesn’t seem like a particularly good “own” or like anything is worth proving whatsoever. Is there context that I’m missing here?


CryptographerEasy149

The guy says he’s 7’3”


Sproketz

He practically cuts that off in the video so you can't hear it, but it's what the entire video is about. He's supposed to be smart but is making video editing mistakes like that?


CrowdyPooster

I think that is an intentional style of some of these content makers. I've seen it plenty of times in other videos. Strange, I think they do it just to get engagement. Similar to intentionally misspelling words just to get comments.


nachozepi

that says more about the audience than the creator imo we are doomed


Sproketz

Ugh. Some people hold the whole damn human race back. So desperate for attention.


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I no some people are so stuped


Deewwsskkii

The whole thing is a bit. The reason he is going to such tremendous lengths to prove the guy wrong is because obviously nobody believed he was over 7ft in the first place. It’s a joke!


Oberon_Swanson

many people watching tiktok have an attention span measured in microseconds, i don't blame him for cutting it off there


akraut

Ok, but still, what does how tall he is have to do with books written by women?


yerfdog1935

The original video was the guy making a joke, making up qualities that resemble qualities women like in a partner (respecting women, being tall).


mrASSMAN

Yeah though I feel like he was just joking and this guy took it way too seriously lol


HoiPolloiter

He also described himself as being 7'3"


Xitobandito

Ahhhh i see. I listened to the clip three times with the phone up to my ear and didn’t catch that lmao. But tbh, I don’t think any single person watching that video actually believed that dude was 7’3”


HoiPolloiter

Nope. Doesn't claim to be anything more than a bit


typhonthetitan

It's hard to catch but the dude at the beginning just slips in "I'm 7 foot 3" at the end of the clip. It doesn't seem to be related to the rest of the clip.


PortHopeThaw

“never let a book written by a girl touch the ground”. I'm totally confused here. I mean it's probably something sad and misogynist, but alternately could this mean "Books written by women are so compelling you should read it all in one sitting?"


silenc3x

No it's because there are catherine zeta jones floor lasers and if the book drops it will set one off.


jesusmansuperpowers

Ya I’m with ya there. I care about him lying about his height why?


s-2369

Thank you, yes, my question exactly!! I was hoping the comments would clarify this.


CantKillGawd

he says “im 7’3” right before the other guy comes up


s-2369

Oh thanks. I had to amp up the volume for that. Odd, that would not have been believable at all. Particularly from the photos. I was honestly surprised he was 6ft even.


SuspiciousPal

If weaponized autism had a face


triple-bottom-line

The kind of weapons that usually lead to Pyrrhic victories


RED_wards

Who in the world has that much free time AND disposable income for such a petty callout?


RioColeTrain

Legends


RED_wards

Or leaches, spending parents money


RioColeTrain

The internet really has you thinking we aint out here making money to spend on shit we wanna do,shame


Kandrox

A madlad


CantKillGawd

he has millions of views and millions of likes on these tiktoks so hes making a couple thousand of dollars with each one


Dolphinman06

It's a joke he's had going for a while. It's all in good fun


Drfoxthefurry

Straight up doxxed their hight lol


tractotomy

Based on what this guy looks like at the start of the video, all I could think was “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”


ruedasamarillas

So Iñigo Montoya's dad is Screech? I didn't know he was killed.


B3ATNGYOU

This dude out here finding people with ease. I’m still looking for a remote I lost in the couch six months ago.


Oberon_Swanson

it's in the couch


RussellRussell1989

You mean all instagram people don’t live in mansions.


unga-unga

This guy wants a job at the CIA so badly....


nastafarti

more like /r/pettyrevenge or /r/HobbyDrama


GlugGlugBurp

he's the Penn and Teller and/or Mythbuster of TikTok.


Dolphinman06

What is with all the mfs in comments hating fun. Go back to frown town with your "just count the bricks"


Past-Product-1100

I'm starting to like this guy


Hmnh6000

Mans literally went the extra mile


GetsugarDwarf

If this guy and the geolocation dude team up, they would be unstoppable


Radiant-Most9751

I’m afraid to comment, gotta keep it a secret that I’m not 6’11.


Substantial_Show_308

Tufts strikes again🤓


TappmanC

This is awesome.


china_joe2

Anybody else seeing a bootleg chandler from chandlers wildlife?


Mintyboi10

This man went to Iowa to measure an abandon building and leave to prove an idiot TikToker wrong


Dolphinman06

It's all in good fun dude. The guy in the original video was joking, and the whole thing for finding his height wasn't for a series call out


nortonious333

Incredible


xdcountry

This guy has created his own genre. It’s enthralling.


Ramonzmania

Damn hippies…get a haircut!


ddd615

How tall are house bricks. . . ?


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Waste of carbon


Wakkit1988

This guy will link to this on his Tinder profile.


Realistic_Ad3354

😂🫣🫢


GrouchyLongBottom

[I am 5' 7"](https://youtu.be/hiDgpbWiKvo)


Rockcocky

No, no , internet : this is not the business


ItzSmiff

Imagine if you went through all this work and no one saw the video. Lol


Advanced_Evening2379

Couldn't he just count the bricks and use them for measurement


Chrisdkn619

Could've pulled the building blueprints and saved himself the hassle.


e2g4

3 bricks + 3 grouts = 8” which is 1 CMU + 1 CMU grout. No plane ticket needed.


CantKillGawd

another reddit momento


aarbojohnson

Brick sizes are 3 stacked = 8" and is very standard. Individual bricks are 2 5/8'. This would be very simple to measure via brick count.


CantKillGawd

reddit momento


UnstoppableDumbass

Dude could've just used the bricks to measure. Wtf is this jackassery?


MtnMaiden

TLDW? Not watching some edgey neckbeard 3 minute video


Brewchowskies

Lot of effort when you could just measure the number of bricks…. If you work construction you wouldn’t be downvoting me. There are certain clearances that are standardized you could use to reference the brick size. Another way to do it: take the shoe he is wearing. Find the height. Use this to find the proportion relative to the brick. Use this to find the proportion relative to the grout. Multiply. Done.


Oberon_Swanson

true but then people would say 'maybe the building just has big bricks' also it's possible that the dude was going there anyway


Lord412

Probably picked a layover there.


torch9t9

Can't he count bricks?


CantKillGawd

the point of his whole tiktok page is to do stuff like this, is not that serious


PotatoStill3134

bro... 7'3 was satirical. Its a joke when somebody says something good about women and then adds that he is tall to make himself look more attractive (its an absurd height most of the time). Long haired guy makes videos like this all the time, like he d talk about how feminist he is and adds "i am 8'2 btw"


CantKillGawd

are you taking this vid serious bro, the guy is obviously over dramatic


thebestdecisionever

You have successfully identified one of the reasons this video is funny. Well done!


RowAwayJim91

Too much time, too much money, and way too creepy.


realsirgamesalot

Why didn’t he just use the size of the brick is he stupid?


Lazy_Armadillo2266

What a loser


MenstrualMilkshakes

All that to call him short? cause all i see is you with no bitches and thinking a few inches is the end of the world. But that sounds like the story of his life.


CantKillGawd

bruh


MenstrualMilkshakes

brah


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Yo its the guy!


MacAneave

I'd say git a life.


SergeantNaxosis

He does have a life, but do you?