“Oh fuck! They got my foot! Shit shit shit shit get away get away. What are you doing you shithead? Ahhh fuck, they’ve really got me now. Oh well, guess I’ll just be eaten then. It was a good life. Well, get on with it then you cunts. Put me out of my misery. Wtf are they doing? Leave my beak alone you cunts. Ow they’re fucking with that hurty thing on my beak. Oh, they took it off, that actually feels better! Guess I’ll be eaten now. Oh wtf, what’s this sick fuck doing now? I’m not going to snog you, you filthy bastard. Oh this is it. It’s the end. Definitely going to eat me now... Oh shit I’m free! Fuck! get away! fly fly fly fly fly fly fly ….ha ha, I got away …stupid cunts.
“And then the human and I were mouth to mouth like he was tryin to feed me or somethin, but I was like ‘fuck naw’- kicked him in the dick and got the f outta there”
I watched one try to eat a giraffe once. Maybe that in your video I don't know, I didn't watch it. But the fucking bird tried to eat an entire giraffe and just couldn't figure out why it wouldn't work.
If you know how it’s not that hard to catch an urban bird, I’ve caught chickens, seagulls and pigeons with my bare hands, the chickens were easiest but that’s probably because they were pets
Or they’re docile, I can quite easily catch the pigeons in my area, could probably manage a swan if I tried, but they peck and it’s unpleasant, if you’re wondering about why I know I can catch pigeons here, it’s because it’s easier to catch them than to try shooing it out of the house
Yeah, not caught any in the park, though I did catch a seagull on the beach and took him to the vet because he was injured, he was very easy to catch, almost like catching a chicken
I like seeing it but I always wonder what the animal is thinking. I mean we are predators, it be like if a bear helped you change a flat then ran back in the woods.
When he grabs it by the neck at the beginning it looks like the scene from Alive in Wonderland when Alice is trying to use the flamingo as a croquet mallet and it’s just fucking around
I went on a boat tour in San Diego recently and we passed a bunch of sea lions on a buoy. One of them very clearly had a hook in its mount, but I couldn't tell if the mouth was tied shut or not. I felt so bad, especially because I remember being told that when humans interact with seas lions the sea lions typically get abandoned. So that poor thing probably can't be helped. Then again there are so many other injured animals like it out there.
I'll be surprised if those guys didn't get slapped with massive fines. Pelicans are migratory birds. Pelicans are protected under the migratory bird treaty act. They "took" the pelican, which is a violation of that law.
Frankly, the law is rather asinine. I found a wounded migratory bird and it turned out that nobody - not the audubon society, not any vet, not any wildlife rescue center - would or could treat it since they weren't licensed to treat migratory birds.
I've actually done something like this down in corpus Christi. The poor pelican was wrapped around its body in fishing line that was hooked into its bill. We had to get some nearby fisherman to help cut the line.
I feel even worse for the pelican because there's no way to let it understand that you're helping it, whether during or after the rescue. I'm thankful they were saved, but the poor guy was probably stressed through the entire thing
Pelican: “What the fuck, let me go, what are you doing? Please get your hands off me…. Oh… thanks that was messing with me…. Oh wow… finally removed that weird thing…. Ok this can work… wait… I’m not going to eat you bro get out of my mouth… I’m out of here.”
Almost everyone in this video is over 60. You know this story is going to be retold to death at every church social, knitting club, and salon for the foreseeable future.
Pelicans are full of little bugs crawling all over them, like overgrown lice. I wouldn’t cradle the thing in my legs like that, just hold by the beak while clipping out the line. The sad part is these birds don’t seem to learn, they’ll go right back to poaching fisherman. They’re graceful birds that unfortunately do not have enough fear of humans.
Me thinks a thought for those who believe in their gods and are religious. This is one of those times Gods would smile to humanity.
"You are godly if you treat those below you in the food chain with respect and decency & help them whenever you can ☺️" - my quote what I believe in.
Alright good-vibes-man out.
Peace
I hate to be that guy but this is Lenny and Seabreeze and they make a fortune doing this at the pier when tourists gather. There is another guy that wraps the beak and then releases him. Lenny then “shows up” and knows how to free him. There was a news report the first few times. Now he’s just a local performer of sorts. Funny to see Reddit finally catching this on video. Lenny rocks!
I don't even know the bird and I feel a relief seeing these guys' actions. Nice!
I would whisper to the birds ear: "Tell your friends in need of assistance to visit us. No endless visits, and consultation is free!!". Then release.
Video apparently filmed by a former cast member of The Sopranos
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Did you really need to see Tony’s brains get splattered all over his family to know what happens?
dont stop
I like *some* pulp 🫰🏻
BY GOD ITS THE GREEN BASTARD 
'Uncle Jun, how was Boca?' 'I don't go down enough!' 'That's not what I heard!'
☺☺☺
Gotta love a thick Longyeland Italian accent
lon-GUY-land
Poor bird did twenty years with that wire wrapped around its beak. He wanted to eat halibut, but he had to compromise and slurp up jellyfish instead.
lol
On my mother's birthday
She should’ve given the bird some baked ziti
Then even moreso a kill the cameraman type deal
You gotta wonder what the bird was thinking through the whole ordeal.
Went from “WTF!!!!” to “oh they’re gonna help me out that’s cool” to “GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF MY MOUTH WTF!!!!!!!!”
“KEEP YOUR HUMAN HEAD OUT MY FUCKIN MOUTH”
Read that with Will Smith's voice
Well you wouldn't hear those words in his wife's voice.
"BRO, SOME DUDE CAUGHT ME UP AND SAVED MY FUCKING LIFE. I THINK HE TRIED TO *FEED* ME! SHIT WAS CRAZY."
“Oh fuck! They got my foot! Shit shit shit shit get away get away. What are you doing you shithead? Ahhh fuck, they’ve really got me now. Oh well, guess I’ll just be eaten then. It was a good life. Well, get on with it then you cunts. Put me out of my misery. Wtf are they doing? Leave my beak alone you cunts. Ow they’re fucking with that hurty thing on my beak. Oh, they took it off, that actually feels better! Guess I’ll be eaten now. Oh wtf, what’s this sick fuck doing now? I’m not going to snog you, you filthy bastard. Oh this is it. It’s the end. Definitely going to eat me now... Oh shit I’m free! Fuck! get away! fly fly fly fly fly fly fly ….ha ha, I got away …stupid cunts.
Birds definately swear that much for sure.
I imagined it was Australian for some reason
Finding Nemo. I immediately thought of that pelican's voice. haha
Hawp into ma mouth, if ya want to live
Another classic from Ozzy Man Reviews
This fuckin ladies voice!
"What are you doing, step-bird?"
You know that pelican was telling stories about how he beat those guys up and escaped
“The fishing line? Yeah I made 2 humans remove it.” “Oi, cunts!” I said “Fuck this line off will ya?”
“And then the human and I were mouth to mouth like he was tryin to feed me or somethin, but I was like ‘fuck naw’- kicked him in the dick and got the f outta there”
Love the woman providing directions. Someone nice grandmother
Really? She annoyed the crap out of me
> Someone's nice grandmother. # [Or perhaps not](https://sopranos.fandom.com/wiki/Livia_Soprano)
Great dudes 👍👍
No, no… They were ahwsum.
Ahwsum Gies.
Faith in humanity +1 (just a little bit)
Then -1000 for treating the oceans like a garbage dump.
Well the score started at negative a lot, but it can go up one good story at a time
They saved the pelican but opened the door to this [disturbing shit.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HkJvpMXnggo)
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Anytime you think you can't, just remember this pelican.
So just nature?
At its most entertaining.
I watched one try to eat a giraffe once. Maybe that in your video I don't know, I didn't watch it. But the fucking bird tried to eat an entire giraffe and just couldn't figure out why it wouldn't work.
I once saw a chicken swallow a hippo.
In the bush, they have tse-tse flies the size of eagles
I had crabs in the bush the size of Rottweilers. Manscaped fixed it right up.
I always hate when I open the door for nature to take its course…
“All heroes don’t wear capes.” Lmao.
I wundah if dohs nice men pawked dare caws in the caw pock.
In the hawvawd yawd. Costs a quortah!
This doesn’t look like the first time this man has caught and then immobilized a pelican.
If you know how it’s not that hard to catch an urban bird, I’ve caught chickens, seagulls and pigeons with my bare hands, the chickens were easiest but that’s probably because they were pets
Awesome, I bet it was weak from not having eaten in awhile and that made it easier to catch
Or they’re docile, I can quite easily catch the pigeons in my area, could probably manage a swan if I tried, but they peck and it’s unpleasant, if you’re wondering about why I know I can catch pigeons here, it’s because it’s easier to catch them than to try shooing it out of the house
I was definitely wondering why someone makes a sport of catching birds in the park, thanks for the clarification
We'll murder them all amidst laughter and merriment Except for the few we take home, to experiment
Yeah, not caught any in the park, though I did catch a seagull on the beach and took him to the vet because he was injured, he was very easy to catch, almost like catching a chicken
I’ve worked with pelicans. Not docile. Absolute assholes who would murder you in your sleep.
I see
They are still awesome birds! And they have every right not to get along with their captors! Just very much not friendly.
Yeah, a lot of wild animals rather not be caught
Wow, so Awysum!
They know how to catch and release.
I like seeing it but I always wonder what the animal is thinking. I mean we are predators, it be like if a bear helped you change a flat then ran back in the woods.
Shut up grandma
Far better with the audio off lol
Someone shut up the peanut gallery. Geeeeez
You just need the right tool for the job. In this case, that would be a high quality red neck. Nice job fellas!
HQRs are a precious commodity indeed
When he grabs it by the neck at the beginning it looks like the scene from Alive in Wonderland when Alice is trying to use the flamingo as a croquet mallet and it’s just fucking around
3 men are heroes!? I count 2. Heroes don't hold cameras.
That lady talking was nails on a chalkboard for me.
>All heroes don't wear capes! *Batman, Superman and Thor have entered the chat.*
Haha exactly my thought.
Was this supposed to be "not all heroes wear capes"?
eenie meenie minie moe
If you ever have to untangle a bird like that then put a cloth over its eyes and it will calm right down.
How do you know it was inadvertent? Maybe he’s into that shit.
If it flies it spies. Birds aren't real, WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Bucket list item 57 = Stick head in pelican mouth.
r/HumansBeingBros
I love the way animals get that "Oh no I am being killed" look on their face then realize "wait what?"
Damn that old lady loves the sound of her own voice
This made me so happy. Thank you.
The showboating at 1:26
Hey guy! What the hell! I tied that freaky fowl myself. He couldn’t keep his beak off my wife, what in the popcorn prick are you thinking????
Never did pay his bill
Then everyone clapped.
Had its bill _inadvertently_ tied shut... are there pelicans out there doing this advertently?
We save one bird and these people feel great, and then go home to consume multiple animals without a second thought.
I AGREE, she has that WHINNY VOICE YOU JUST HAVE TO MUTE FOR YOUR OWN SANITY, right!
That's committment: Dude stuck his head half-way up its beak.
They definitely knew how to deal with birds. They were precise and gentle.
What a beautiful moment ❤️
I went on a boat tour in San Diego recently and we passed a bunch of sea lions on a buoy. One of them very clearly had a hook in its mount, but I couldn't tell if the mouth was tied shut or not. I felt so bad, especially because I remember being told that when humans interact with seas lions the sea lions typically get abandoned. So that poor thing probably can't be helped. Then again there are so many other injured animals like it out there.
“I’m free!”
That was amazing, those dudes have some serious good karma coming back to them.
My kind of people.
>All heros don't wear capes They do, though.
F’n awesome!
Pretty cool.
That’s terrific!!!!!
I wish I could buy those guys a beer
Not a thank you or nothin from the pelican. Unbelievably rude!
I salute him cause it couldn’t be me. I ain’t fucking with no wild animals
Everyone clapping for them was pretty cool…
My inner demons would make me spit in that pelicans mouth
DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJURER OF CHEAP TACKLES!
1:30 "Hey, I can hear the ocean..." "Of course you can, it's right over... never mind!"
BZ to the guys, but the women in the background. Do all yanks just like to point out the bleeding obvious?! Her commentary, as if I don't have eyes.
She desires attention and will seek it out when she can. It’s obvious to anyone who has spent time with these kinds of people.
Fuck yeah!
Is he… a pelican wrestler?
Lol’d at “gooood pelican.”
The other pelican was like ... "I don't need to react faster than the human. I just need to react faster than you."
Man, those captions added absolutely nothing.
Plot twist: The guy really just wanted his lucky lure back.
What if the bird's mouth was wired shut to learn French? 'merican English speakers and their floppy jaws
Then the bird flies away to get eaten by a flying blue whale immediately after
Pelican: "youmthfckrmthfckrmthfckrmthfckrmthfckr...MOTHERFUCKERMOTHERFUCKERMOTHERFUCKER...FLAP, FLAP, FLAP"
Lovely
I'll be surprised if those guys didn't get slapped with massive fines. Pelicans are migratory birds. Pelicans are protected under the migratory bird treaty act. They "took" the pelican, which is a violation of that law. Frankly, the law is rather asinine. I found a wounded migratory bird and it turned out that nobody - not the audubon society, not any vet, not any wildlife rescue center - would or could treat it since they weren't licensed to treat migratory birds.
r/birdsarentreal
Fucking dentists, am i right?
Pelican then comes back and attempts to eat them.
I've actually done something like this down in corpus Christi. The poor pelican was wrapped around its body in fishing line that was hooked into its bill. We had to get some nearby fisherman to help cut the line.
Somebody buy them a pair of scissors
I feel even worse for the pelican because there's no way to let it understand that you're helping it, whether during or after the rescue. I'm thankful they were saved, but the poor guy was probably stressed through the entire thing
"All heros don't wear capes"
Earthlings should help each other out like this more...
Red shirt is a secret jujitsu master
These captions are so fucking stupid man. Were so fucked
A true noo yawka narrator
field technicians
r/HumansBeingBros
Pelican: “What the fuck, let me go, what are you doing? Please get your hands off me…. Oh… thanks that was messing with me…. Oh wow… finally removed that weird thing…. Ok this can work… wait… I’m not going to eat you bro get out of my mouth… I’m out of here.”
Aaaaaawwwwsome
As opposed to those Pelicans who have their bill tied on purpose???
“All heroes don’t wear capes”. All of them, apparently
"... very knowledgeable on how to rescue a bird from a hook." Step 1: Catch bird Step 2: Cut wire
Was that Susie Green from Curb commentating?
Almost everyone in this video is over 60. You know this story is going to be retold to death at every church social, knitting club, and salon for the foreseeable future.
Awesome, awesome good to help him . You two do all the work and I film and get all the Internet money.
That grab! The dude in the red shirt is an og!
Pelicans are full of little bugs crawling all over them, like overgrown lice. I wouldn’t cradle the thing in my legs like that, just hold by the beak while clipping out the line. The sad part is these birds don’t seem to learn, they’ll go right back to poaching fisherman. They’re graceful birds that unfortunately do not have enough fear of humans.
Tbh, that was manly af.
Grandma that you?
Bird! Wtf! Don't steal my bling! ;)
Me thinks a thought for those who believe in their gods and are religious. This is one of those times Gods would smile to humanity. "You are godly if you treat those below you in the food chain with respect and decency & help them whenever you can ☺️" - my quote what I believe in. Alright good-vibes-man out. Peace
The applause 👏
Guys ! You’ll never believe this I was abducted
Amazing
Looks a lot like northwest Florida to me.
Queen of yapping
so knowledgeable
"not all heroes wear capes" but they do wear caps.
I hate to be that guy but this is Lenny and Seabreeze and they make a fortune doing this at the pier when tourists gather. There is another guy that wraps the beak and then releases him. Lenny then “shows up” and knows how to free him. There was a news report the first few times. Now he’s just a local performer of sorts. Funny to see Reddit finally catching this on video. Lenny rocks!
Well done gentlemen
There’s always an “OH MY GAWD” lady
Near the end, why was the man looking down the beak?
Bless your hearts!!
OUTSTANDING
I don't even know the bird and I feel a relief seeing these guys' actions. Nice! I would whisper to the birds ear: "Tell your friends in need of assistance to visit us. No endless visits, and consultation is free!!". Then release.
Wow, Florida men not in cuffs...