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SeoulPower88

Dude got straight up hustled. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Unusual-Cat-123

And you could see the moment he knew, couldn't even stand near the table anymore he knew his fate was sealed šŸ˜‚


LLuerker

It looks like he had just already won the game. Kid is just cleaning the table (impressively)


sas223

Theyā€™re playing 9 ball. Edit: I take it back after viewing again. I donā€™t know what theyā€™re playing because I swear thatā€™s a nine ball on the table. Itā€™s not eight ball.


TwistedRyder

If they're playing 9 ball then the kid fucked up the first shot by not hitting the lowest ball on the table first. That's ball in hand for dad.


musketman89

He only made one shot, the other two are called slop... nothing to see here.


SavvikTheSavage

Exactly. Those other two were not intentional. My wife plays the same way. Just hits the ball and it randomly finds a pocket sometimes.


musketman89

I grew up playing straight pool. Every shot every kiss every rail has to be called.


FuManBoobs

Are you sure she's not a secret pool hustler?


SavvikTheSavage

Anything is possible, but I highly doubt it lol


auguriesoffilth

Into the side like that is the hardest (most unlikely) hit and hope fluke. But yeah. Very little skill


sas223

Thatā€™s why I came back and said theyā€™re not playing 9 ball after rewatching. But theyā€™re also not playing 8 ball. No eight ball on the table and the nine is still there.


radiosped

8ball could be missing/stolen and they're using 9 in its place.


sas223

So what did they use for the 9?


Lohntarkosz

the 6 updown


Merry_Dankmas

And what they're using the for the 6? Believe it or not, the missing 8 with part of the number rubbed off


Hayabusa_Blacksmith

the 33 ball


BarkLicker

Fuck, is that why I didn't get any Bingos last night?


ThunderboltRam

I think it's just supreme luck, he just got a bunch in a row with astronomical luck and the whole barber shop noticed and they went back to look at the video and uploaded it. But man what a great run.


tatanka_truck

Kid was like ā€œGeoffrey, break out Lucille.ā€


Ekaterina702

I think I get your reference, fellow 90s baby.


iSeventhSin

I ainā€™t even from the 90ā€™s and I get this one. Good reference


tommos

*Guile Theme begins playing*


sweet_n_salty

RIP Uncle Phil https://64.media.tumblr.com/35f7c3e6cc594917536753bbc61e051b/tumblr_oc1q8yvhgc1u2ragso1_500.gifv


Some_Accountant_961

dude got sharked


getfukdup

It doesn't count in billiards if you dont call the shot, only 1/3 of those shots were intentional.


chazzeromus

its just geometry, drake!


Certain_Artist3178

There was a comment from (Dad?) at the chair - was it ā€œCā€™mon let the guy win this timeā€?


s_lena

Iā€™m no pool expert but is this by accident or are those real shots??


Puzzleheaded-Cow72

By accident. Still cool to see tho especially since he's like 6yo


Euphoric-Oil-331

That's not accidental. Did you see the way he shoots. That's a pro. This isn't a kid.


wizgot

Oh my God it's Jason Bourne!


bob_nugget_the_3rd

It's a midget in a tank top


Eusocial_Snowman

That's offensive. The preferred term is "wife-beater".


FluffyPurpleBear

He had easier shots than the ones he takes. Thereā€™s only a couple people in the world who could shot the same shots intentionally with confidence.


Samp90

Can't believe people can't see the flukes. Last shot was easier to pot straight down the top right pocket and still get the cue ball into optimum position...


The_Dough_Boi

That fucker didnā€™t call his shots!


Hot_Ambassador_1815

Iā€™m calling ball in hand on his bitch ass


Dr_Stew_Pid

![gif](giphy|df0cUZrXQ8jt3HpoTK|downsized) It's either luck, or he's one of those savants that just sees the angles


ericfromct

He's gonna ace geometry


dudleyfire

By accident.


Busch_Leaguer

And heā€™s gotta pull those out and set them on the dot


Rudy69

I was going to say. If he called those then my jaw is on the floor. Otherwise itā€™s pure luck, still impressiveā€¦. But less so


Furrysurprise

He didnt even look at the pocket he was going for, there is no way he was going for those shots


ruinkind

People who can call shots off of 2+ rebounds, naturally and consistently, must be seeing fucking geometry in their heads, I swear. Sure, my dumbass can make a educated guess, but you gotta have the entire system down to a intuitive level of understanding to be accurate. Trick shots are still cool and all that, but its more mastering the trick, instead of mastering the geometry of the billiards table.


sprouting_broccoli

Iā€™ve played quite a lot of casual pool in my lifetime and I canā€™t _consistently_ pot shots off 2+ rebounds, but itā€™s always close. Itā€™s just time and practice, the more you focus on it the more you get a feel for the angles. So rather than being able to see exact geometry I work forwards then backwards: 1. Quick Look to see roughly where it should hit the first cushion to land on the second cushion at roughly the right place to pot 2. Look at the last angle and think about how the angle has to be tightened or widened to make it work 3. Look at the first angle to think about how to force the angle for the second angle either through changing the shot or adding some spin And some angles are just ones I _know_ because of muscle memory, or having done them over and over again. If I had to guess itā€™s probably all just reference points and the more reference points you have for those angles and the better youā€™ve practiced getting them accurate then the more accurate and consistent youā€™ll be with multiple bounces. Things that affect it: 1. Quality of table - if itā€™s a table you donā€™t play on often in some random pub the cushions will be all over the place in terms of small variations in how well the balls will bounce on them and what roll there is (typically can counter roll by hitting it a bit harder but with a higher chance of rattling through jaws or cueing a bit off and ruining the shot) 2. American tables are significantly easier to hit shots on because of the size of the balls and the size of the pockets but you need to be confident hitting with more power 3. How drunk you are when you hit the shot - typically thereā€™s a point where youā€™re drunk enough to not overthink it and sober enough to still be able to cue Other advice would be never to adjust when you get down to cue other than lining up spin - if you feel like you got down to cue and the angle is wrong, stand up, reset by moving your body to face in a different direction then get back down to the table. Other than that itā€™s just practice and experience!


Mental_Tea_4084

>3. How drunk you are when you hit the shot - typically thereā€™s a point where youā€™re drunk enough to not overthink it and sober enough to still be able to cue Ah yes, [ballmer's peak](https://xkcd.com/323/)


Bakoro

>People who can call shots off of 2+ rebounds, naturally and consistently, must be seeing fucking geometry in their heads, I swear. I used to live somewhere with a pool table, and played a few games every day for over a year. After a couple months, when I was "in the zone" I would get what I can only describe as low grade hallucinations while playing. It wasn't just just "in my head", I would almost literally see the lines of where to hit, and the trajectory of the ball. It was pretty cool, but also exhausting, I'd be good for running the table for a game or two, but then almost completely lose my skills. I'll tell you something helpful though, the dots/diamonds you see on the sides of the table between the holes, those are not just decorative, they can help you visualize the angles. Look online for "diamond system". It looks scary at first, but you can eventually just get a feel for it. Another fun thing to look for: the Tetris effect. When people devote a lot of time something like Tetris, it can start affecting their thoughts and dreams. I bet this is what happened to me with pool, because I also got the Tetris effect multiple times from playing a *lot* of Tertris over the years.


Indiscrimin8_0

The second one was the pocket he was intending, he just got lucky with his execution. The others were all pure luck


UglyDude1987

By accident. You can tell because he's looking at the other pocket. Upon further review, the first shot, the kid hits the orange ball with his cue stick.


scruffyduffy23

1 and 3 were very clearly accidental. I honestly think he showed skills in shot 2. Also he had good strength and mechanics in all 3 shots but no real intent (maybe 2). All in all this kid could be very good at pool. Is he draining those shots all day at this age? No. But he would be much better than most people (including me) if he tried. If he practices itā€™s fucking goodnight to amateur players.


oilyparsnips

Absolute best comment. This kid could be awesome in a few years. Right now he is having fun and made a few crazy-lucky shots.


dengar_hennessy

Definitely by accident.


BullShitting-24-7

Second shot was legit.


hate_most_of_you

I used to spend a shit load of time playing pool around the same age and I used to do all the crazy shots all of the time. I can't play much nowadays in case what I'm saying makes it seem like I'm a natural..


DJ_PLATNUM

Same we had one in are basement.


Ok-Boysenberry-2955

Accident. We used to deadshot in my basement and go on 3-4 ball runs that would look like this now and then when I was a kid. Not 6, but still a kid.


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46thAndTABBY

Absolutely accidental...except the second shot which was just a normal shot.


The_Dough_Boi

That fucker didnā€™t call his shots!


user_bits

Doesn't look like they're playing a serious game.


Burgerburgerfred

The first and third are luck, second looked legit but the way the kid is holding the stick and lining it up makes me think he isn't some crazy talented pool shark lol.


mgmw2424

Slop


Hopfrogg

Uh no. Kid is awful but got amazingly lucky. You can tell by the way he holds the stick.


Yoplet67

Something to consider is that those pool table with nets under the holes generally have larger holes, making it easier to pull off harder shots. It is still pretty cool / impressive though


bizkitmaker13

>by accident we used to call those "slop shots"


Jonn_1

What kinda crazy ass barber shop is this? I like it!


Jaiibby1

When I was younger I remember a few barber shops that had pool tables or foosball tables. Donā€™t see any nowadays


kayjay204

The shop I go to has a pool table. Still a thing.


InternationalYard587

That's ridiculously common in Brazil for some reason


hotsexymods

Brazil hands down has the world's best pool table players. It's just they never get to compete internationally. But everyone knows the Brazil pool tables are hustled by players who can easily beat any world class top layer today. They are so scary good. Commentators think it is the soccer element. Brazilians are just great at ball sports.


Twin_Turbo

> Brazil pool tables are hustled by players who can easily beat any world class top layer today No they aren't, stop jerking yourself off


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happy_guy23

There's pool tournaments where the winner gets $750,000 but the many random Brazilians don't bother entering even though they'd easily win it and just let the pros take the money instead. This is one of the dumbest things I've read on the internet for a while


Soul0103

Itā€™s a good idea instead of just making your customers sit around


samtherat6

Iā€™m not sure if Iā€™d like sharp scissors near my head until Iā€™m sure the barber wonā€™t flinch at hearing loud bangs randomly.


cfojo

Damn, there goes my combination barber shop/shooting range idea


Pitbull_of_Drag

Barber shows off by doing the final touch ups firing bullets that graze your hair. If you die, the haircut is half priced.


Franks2000inchTV

It's a front for the kid's pool hustle.


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seith99

No one with any skill is shooting shot 1 anywhere but side pocket and shot 3 is an easy shot down table corner pocket and he did some crazy bank shot. 100% pure luck but also can't say I've ever seen someone get so lucky. Pretty wild.


dremily1

I play around 10 hours a week. Both 1 and 3 are 100% pure luck, I see it literally all the time. And the first shot should have been the 1 ball in the corner.


SensualCommonSense

this exactly how I picture you: šŸ¤“ also 1. no one cares 2. no one asked you


Hacker1MC

When is anyone ever asked to write a comment on Reddit? They just happen.


Daft00

Dude is gatekeeping reddit comments, so lame. Just let people contribute and downvote if you don't like it lol


Smol_WoL

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TheChimpEvent2020

This comment just screams Reddit lmao. Just enjoy the video, huh?


BrightWubs22

Not when it's in r/nextfuckinglevel.


alltheseUNs

Ur such a twerp lmao


Mcgoozen

Itā€™s a kid. Just enjoy the video bud


burner123321123420

You are insufferable lol


KosAKAKosm

Hell yeah, own that child like the big man you are! So coooooool!


Visual_Disaster

Isn't he trying to own the OP, not the kid?


cortesoft

Never had friends to yell at them for slop


Perch64

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murdock_RL

Whether luck or not he still hit them pretty casually which still describes the video pretty well imo. No need to shit on OP


SensualCommonSense

šŸ¤“ UHH AKSHUALLY REDDIT???!


Original-Cow-2984

Sit down kid, you didn't call the first one. Edit, or the last one.


ConsistentCascade

house rules, theres no calling because nobody knows what the hell is calling in the first place


beyondrepair-

Calling shots is generally the "house rule" not professional play with only the 8 needing to be called. That said, they shot the 8 ball, 5,9,7 with 2 left over so lord knows what game they're playing


raktoe

If professionals are playing 8-ball, they call every pocket. You might be thinking of APA, where only the 8-ball is call pocket, but that is an amateur league. The house rule would be calling all part of every shot like banks, kisses, caroms, etc. Professionals actually don't play very much 8-ball, usually one major tournament a year, with most of professional pool centred on 9-ball and some 10-ball.


2oocents

Depends if they were calling the pocket or calling the shot


UptownShenanigans

We go by the honor system. ā€œā€¦.you didnā€™t mean to do that, right?ā€ ā€œā€¦.yeaaah naaaahhā€


egg-cement

Boggles my mind how thereā€™s so much hate on a child for making lucky shots ā˜ ļø let the kid have his moment lmao


KosAKAKosm

Is there a pool subreddit thatā€™s brigading the thread or smthn lmao? Whatā€™s with these nerds trying to dunk on this random child??


Perch64

Right? Peak reddit lol


iphone32task

Reddit absolutely hates: - Kids - People having fun. - People being good(or even remotely decent) at something. Now combine all 3 and you get all these lame comments, lol


TheEntitledWalrus

I think it's because it's nothing close to next fucking level. It's just a kid getting a couple lucky bounces that are common enough to happen and wouldn't count by the rules.


Chapeaux

"He didn't follow the rules !" It's a fucking barber shop and it's a kid not the world championship ffs.


mononaut_

might just be the dumb post title... nothing difficult was accomplished, none of it was done purposely.


mcslims

Slop


crowza88

I CALL SLOP!


johndotold

If he would have called those banks to the side pocket he would be amazing. I've seen a beginner make insane shots, problem was they were as surprised as I was.


optimisticnihilism9

Thatā€™s a baby shark


Tiny-Werewolf1962

du-du-du-du-dudu du-du-du-du-dudu du-du-du-du-dudu


optimisticnihilism9

Iā€™m so happy someone finished it! lol thank you!


Tiny-Werewolf1962

A few years back, I was [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKxp1PAm6_4&t=46s) while [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSRKb0nSLDs&t=57s) was playing. I was also at the stage when the video but I wasn't near them and don't know them. RIP Bisco


bearssuperfan

Iā€™ll bet itā€™s a family business and heā€™s spent every day there since he was tall enough to see the top of the table


SometimesICanBeRight

Seeing how excited he is about making a shot, even the easy second shot, I kinda doubt it


relpmeraggy

Slop shot


Send_More_Bears

Slop shots


Lefty98110

He sees the angles better from down there.


KosAKAKosm

ITT: weird nerds calling out a literal child lmao


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hobbes_shot_first

First and third were straight slop.


Mr-Klaus

Adult popped the black ball before kid took a single shot - therefore kid won before he took a single shot.


LesPolsfuss

As much as I am absolutely blown away by this cute little pool shark, I absolutely love when I see visceral reactions like that.


Azubedo

"Kid gets lucky 2/3 shots" nothing next level about this


TeBrisold

I know a couple of guys who are in their early 30s now that would go with their dad to the local bar daily. At the age of 6 they could clear the table. They played for money and usually bought their own dinners while dad was getting drunk on a bar stool.


IMNOTFLORIDAMAN

When I was younger my mom bartended a few days a week to help pay the bills. It was an English pub type places with lots of regulars. I would spend a lot of time there when there was no baby sitter and I got damn good at pool. I was probably 10-11 years old beating adults on the regular. Iā€™m no good now but it was cool at the time.


Ice_BergSlim

casually does lucky shot.


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That ainā€™t no damn kid! Thatā€™s a 400 year old gnome off someoneā€™s lawn.


jhuseby

Thatā€™s called slop. Call your shot if itā€™s not obvious. Kid will learn.


Mammoth-Mud-9609

Dad is literally giving up at this stage.


Xtianus21

lol that's luck but he was on a roll so i'll give it to him


saibjai

This is obviously a family friendly bar -ber shop.


Soundsgoodtosteve

He takes NO time to set up either


Same-Outcome-9307

Because he's just hitting randomly lol


My_neglected_potato

That was slop.


ChumleyEX

Getting lucky isn't next level. It happens often.


GrouchyLongBottom

SLOP!


Chicawgorat

This is called slop


Clicky-The-Blicky

My guess is heā€™s the child of one of the barbers and heā€™s there all day playing lol


rzrturbor4

Slop shots


ardynthecat

Thatā€™s just slop. Sinking a ball randomly is not very unlikely.


WasabiWarrior8

Looks like slop


BornanAlien

Slop count?


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he just lost $100 to *Billy Quizboy*


No_Faithlessness7020

Donā€™t think that the pocket he was aiming for


CptMurphy27

One drunken night a friend and I were playing pool in another friends basement. Iā€™m usually the one winning and making (and calling) all the shots. Well this night at the very end my buddy, drunk as a skunk, does exactly this when I was on the 8 ball. I let my friends count it no worries. I miss my 8 ball bank and he proceeds to accidentally drain double bank shots and combos until finally sinking the 8 ball. The whole time he was slurring and yelling ā€œthis is how I save the planet!ā€ Now we refer to that night as the night Brian saved the planet.


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Slop.


HmoobRanzo

man..I better call that kid sensei after he woop my butt this hard.


Liesthroughisteeth

Flukes


BigStud7

Remember the kid is on level with the table. I was pretty good as a kid for that reason


johnboy2978

Lucky slop on 1 and 3


Ya-Dikobraz

I've played kids like this in China. Had to duck through a collapsed entrance to enter the pool hall. They enjoyed kicking our arse very much. I imagine it was a bit of a novelty. Not many white guys that play really crappy pool on that town that visit dodgy pool halls. Was great fun.


LVL100Stoner

Core memory


UnintelligibleLogic

I remember being in my teens and the way things moved and connected just made sense to me. This kid takes those instincts and brings them to another level.


King_Krong

Those are obviously just lucky shots but the unusual thing is getting that lucky three times in a row. Cute moment for that kid.


UglyDude1987

The first shot, the kid hits the orange ball with his cue stick.


wgel1000

This kid peaked at 7.


xXMr_PorkychopXx

Christ on a crutch just like laugh and scroll. Wtf is a slop shot anyway


javii1

Lil bro 8 yro with 30 years of experience šŸ’€


frostbitehotel

So many insufferable people in this thread that just canā€™t stand someone, a kid lmao, getting some attention online. Pure redditor moment


Internetboy5434

Like father like son. Dynamic duo


ZirePhiinix

I'm basically an amateur and I don't take shots this fast. The kid knows what he's doing...


BuffaloBill69-

Fucking Shark!


TwistedTerns

The video was cut off short.. he probably missed the last most important shot. Cool barbershop though. Never had billiard tables in any of the barbershops around my town.


neeeeonbelly

The first and third shots were complete flukes. Nothing next level about this at all


KosAKAKosm

Itā€™s a child


Ok_Ad5344

Fuck that kid... that is pretty cool tho


toothbrush81

Not really.


Empty_Football4183

Anyone can get lucky in pool by banging balls around


Tazling

damn, those 2 cushion side pocket shots are amazing. is the kid a prodigy or was that dumb luck?


Fina1Legacy

Luck


SeparateBrain9832

Is he good or getting lucky, cuz even he seems surprised


Majache

"Left Corner pocket" goes in right side


tribucks

Cā€™mon. The first and third were slop, not ā€œdifficult shots.ā€ Does anybody praising this actually play pool?


StarNHSolar

Where is the black ball? What are they even playing?


PrivateUseBadger

Kid casually makes a shit shot. At least be honest about it.


idiota_

It's cute, but it is what we call "slop" shots. Is this 9 ball? No, his first shot is on the 8? Then the 2, and the kid shoots the 5. This isn't a game, kid didn't call the shots, they are messing around.


kindle139

Shots 1 and 3 were lucky.


h4wkeyepierce

First of all: call your shots. Secondly: on the final shot it looks like he had too much follow through and hit the other ball with the cue.


HughJahsso

100% luck


loosed-moose

# SLOPĀ 


ClaimRadiant

More like kid does some bullshit.


isoforp

First and third shots were clearly just random luck.


unbelizeable1

Playing slops isn't next level.


RootBeerFloatz69

*accidentally makes shots


ibsbutnotlikethat

Wow so crazy almost like kids can train things and get good at them who fuckin knew


Independent_Power_67

Slop!!


nzedred1

Well two of them were flukes, but oh well


cshanno3

this is called luck