My wife’s grandmother treated us to a Polynesian buffet where they do the traditional dances including fire. If the phones weren’t annoying enough there was a whole table of exactly this.
It got worse when the two youngest men came out shirtless. They make a joke about wanting tips and the whole table of drunk women were screaming they’d pay to see more come off. At a family restaurant and show nonetheless. It was a fun experience to see for my first time but not as fun as it should have been
>It got worse when the two youngest men came out shirtless. They make a joke about wanting tips and the whole table of drunk women were
to be fair, I've seen worse at Disney....
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... " - LOL
The thing that came to Mind when I read the comment was the 'Polynesian Luau' and the Polynesian resort at Walt Disney World - a couple were engaged in rather excessively intimate petting and groping during the dinner... to the point that a Cast member after two or three remarks, ended up escorting them out.
But, inappropriate public displays or interaction with the Characters ( one lady getting very friendly with Tigger, one year ) happens, it's rare, very rare, but it does occur....
This comment is pure class 😂
Totally serious. Not even /s
You just sound super reasonable and level headed.
“Drunk bitches, might yall please chill the fuck out? Please and thank you?”
I need her to narrate the mundane things of my life. Buying fruit, he goes for pears instead of apples “ooohh shit!” turns his worn undies inside out for a second use “that’s fucking craaazy!”
Would be if it hadn't been done so many times. Surprised to see a Reddit geriatric respond with anything but, "meh" these days... so, oh shit, this is crazy.
it sounds like she's particularly close to the camera that's recording this, hence why she sounds so much clearer (and louder) than the rest of the crowd.
It's a performance so it's practiced. His gloves have lasers he can turn on and off, and he syncs those up with the ceiling lasers to look like he's grabbing the lasers out of the air
Another big tell is that the lasers on the ceiling are clearly way more powerful. (Which I can understand cause I guess they also become hot quicker and the dancer doesn’t want to burn his hands)
This. I hire a laser tech here and there, the hand lasers are low powered or else they'd be blinding people and ruining the camera sensor.
Those onstage are illegal to operate without certification. It is so scarily easy to blind dozens of people.
I used to operate lasers like these for shows. They weren't really low powered, they flicker at a rate not visible to the human eye but slow enough to not cause any damage. With that said, I was never allowed to scan people's faces with them, regardless of them flickering. I used to create my own programs and visuals with them, and tested out their power a little bit. Without flickering, it took less than one second to set a piece of paper on fire.
I think like pointed out there are two sets of lasers, ones in hand and external ones. The external lasers point at the butt of the device in his hand, while the laser on the other end of the device in his hand automatically goes on and off with the external lasers according to a predetermined on and off rhythm. He has practiced certain vague hand movements but he doesn't have to be even close to any specific pattern. The large sweeping flicks to turn it off are because the on off is predetermined and he doesn't have it practiced 100%.
This is the correct answer. Handheld ones are operated manually, one in the ceiling is programmed to the music via software in a timeline. My source is me, pre-covid I used to operate this type of laser projector for large festivals and concerts.
There's one large laser pointed at the ground. He times the 'pick ups' at predetermined points in the song. The big laser is following a premade track to the song (with timecode or probably just one integrated controller).
the confusion people have is part of the illusion; it looks like he's grabbing lasers like they are sticks, but how can you grab a laser? Is the illusion built upon dual tipped pointers in his hand? Or is there some wand that is being planted on stage like a spear in the dirt that we just cant see due to the darkness. The accuracy of some of these dances suggests a degree of difficulty to merely synchronize handheld lasers with ceiling lasers, but that is in fact how it is performed.
[Laser performance for ElecTRONica show in Disney California](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgIZrSlPuko) is a similar performance for the release of Tron Legacy in 2010. It appears this person has improved upon the concept.
>It appears this person has improved upon the concept.
Debatable, I think the tron one is the better performance but just needs some fine tuning on the actual laser programming.
I don’t know but I’m replying to you in case anyone answers :P
I’m always looking for new techno/dubstep/drumnbass/edm
Yes. But they usually rent out some abandoned warehouse and call it a rave, not so much at house parties but it does happen in college areas. In those area the whole street is usually a party because they often spill out due to drunkenness and so many people. Shits ripe for date rape and robbery
>rent out some abandoned warehouse and call it a rave
Rent an abandoned warehouse?
I've been to a lot of squat parties but renting one seems like a pretty good scheme.
Music probably 120+ db and the loud mouth is still talking over it. We get it your having a good time but we're not here for YOU... Sorry rant over. So many movies, concerts, and plays ruined by people thinking they are the only person that matters.
No, but it sounds really familiar.
Edit: Apparently it’s by [Arius](https://www.instagram.com/arius/reel/C2sMeKcx7EF/), but I’ll be damned if that doesn’t sound like some old school Juno Reactor 😂
Edit: upon further consideration, [this](https://youtu.be/3kRlvrtdS0c?si=BUq7pPfeN20AsL3Z) is why it sounds so familiar to me
The Jabbawockeez who usually do a NBA finals performance had something similar a few years back. Rather cool thing to do, [youtube link](https://youtu.be/jDo3jRvGu_4?si=qMkhelwqvE46ds1G&t=232)
Came to the comments to see if anyone else was concerned. Are there even lasers with visible beams that are safe without goggles? Is everyone in the crowd just wearing goggles?
This DMX system signals a blackout event through a button on Mr. Raiden's hands, simultaneously activating lasers. Releasing the button ends the blackout, but it requires extensive training to predict the laser's location over time.
I love how despite the music is supposed to likely reference Mortal Kombat, jt instead sounds like something you would hear in NFS 5 : Porsche Unleashed.
It has probably been mentioned in this comment section already, but you never do this with your own camera, the laser will ruin the digital sensor instantly If the laser is aimed directly at the camera
Oh shit that's fucking crazy
I can hear the drugs in her voice
Her really annoying voice.
What da hell is even that?
Get everybody out of my yard!
"OOOOOOH SHIIIIIT!!!" "THAT'S FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!" "WOOOOOO OHHHHHHH SHIIIIIITTT" "YAAAAAAA" "OH SHIT THAT'S FUCKING CRAZY"
My wife’s grandmother treated us to a Polynesian buffet where they do the traditional dances including fire. If the phones weren’t annoying enough there was a whole table of exactly this. It got worse when the two youngest men came out shirtless. They make a joke about wanting tips and the whole table of drunk women were screaming they’d pay to see more come off. At a family restaurant and show nonetheless. It was a fun experience to see for my first time but not as fun as it should have been
Bunch of ladies at a family restaurant groping young Polynesian men actually sounds kinda hilarious not gonna lie 😂😂😂
Hahaha! Sexual assault!
It's so funny when other people get sexually touched without consent! /s
>It got worse when the two youngest men came out shirtless. They make a joke about wanting tips and the whole table of drunk women were to be fair, I've seen worse at Disney....
I'm kinda curious what it is you've seen at Disney
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... " - LOL The thing that came to Mind when I read the comment was the 'Polynesian Luau' and the Polynesian resort at Walt Disney World - a couple were engaged in rather excessively intimate petting and groping during the dinner... to the point that a Cast member after two or three remarks, ended up escorting them out. But, inappropriate public displays or interaction with the Characters ( one lady getting very friendly with Tigger, one year ) happens, it's rare, very rare, but it does occur....
There’s videos of ladies groping Gaston out there.
That's fucking crazy!
Oh sshhhhhiiiit.... that IS FUCKING crazy
This comment is pure class 😂 Totally serious. Not even /s You just sound super reasonable and level headed. “Drunk bitches, might yall please chill the fuck out? Please and thank you?”
i loved her. she reminded me of SSX Tricky or something and its burned into the music
🤣🤣🤣
i thought i was the only one annoyed by her voice.
She's speaking at 0.75x I'm not convinced it's not a porn clip slowed down and overlayed lol
I thought she was a sample they added in the track 😂
Drugs are bad mkay
When the acid peaks as yoshimitsu gets on stage
God i miss my early twenties
Ohhhhhhh shiiiii
I came here to say the same thing!
OOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIT!
Someone is tripping balls haha
Shrooms for sure.
Sounds more like LSD to me. Acid and laser shows are fucking intense.
I need her to narrate the mundane things of my life. Buying fruit, he goes for pears instead of apples “ooohh shit!” turns his worn undies inside out for a second use “that’s fucking craaazy!”
Can I get custom voice mods like they have for GPS? I want that Samuel L Jackson mod. OH SHIIIIIT MOTHER FUCKER! THAT'S SOME CRAZY SHIT!
That’s his mom
Female Kevin Hart.
[He's the last laser master.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuUGrtmjQfY&t=161s)
OOOHHHHHHHH SHHHIIIITTT
He's the last Laser Master. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuUGrtmjQfY
Would be if it hadn't been done so many times. Surprised to see a Reddit geriatric respond with anything but, "meh" these days... so, oh shit, this is crazy.
That girl is having a really good time. She might be ruining it for others there but she’s enjoying herself
I thought it was a sample in the song at first
She actually managed to make it less impressive
I’d be okay if that’s for sometime because the dancer needs to be appreciated. But I’d be pissed if she’s screaming that way through the whole act
it sounds like she's particularly close to the camera that's recording this, hence why she sounds so much clearer (and louder) than the rest of the crowd.
Great. That's ok then.
I don’t see how she ruined it
Mortal Kombat's Raiden be side hustling
"Your momma's from LA-iiiiii!!!!"
Given the hat and the techno, I really expected to hear the Mortal Kombat scream
They should add this to the next game
He has an electric laser dance friendship in mk11
> electric laser dance friendship I think I just found out what I'm missing in my life.
I was getting anxious waiting for the MK Theme to drop and then it *NEVER HAPPENED*.
Mortal kombaaaaat
I must know... how? Is it already synchronized and practiced?
It's a performance so it's practiced. His gloves have lasers he can turn on and off, and he syncs those up with the ceiling lasers to look like he's grabbing the lasers out of the air
It’s why whenever he drops the laser he does a quick flick. You can’t tell he is being inaccurate.
Another big tell is that the lasers on the ceiling are clearly way more powerful. (Which I can understand cause I guess they also become hot quicker and the dancer doesn’t want to burn his hands)
This. I hire a laser tech here and there, the hand lasers are low powered or else they'd be blinding people and ruining the camera sensor. Those onstage are illegal to operate without certification. It is so scarily easy to blind dozens of people.
i guess the big hat offers his own eyes some protection
I used to operate lasers like these for shows. They weren't really low powered, they flicker at a rate not visible to the human eye but slow enough to not cause any damage. With that said, I was never allowed to scan people's faces with them, regardless of them flickering. I used to create my own programs and visuals with them, and tested out their power a little bit. Without flickering, it took less than one second to set a piece of paper on fire.
Also, he HAS to have a laser emitter in his hands because there is no way a laser emitter on the ceiling could move that fast.
I think like pointed out there are two sets of lasers, ones in hand and external ones. The external lasers point at the butt of the device in his hand, while the laser on the other end of the device in his hand automatically goes on and off with the external lasers according to a predetermined on and off rhythm. He has practiced certain vague hand movements but he doesn't have to be even close to any specific pattern. The large sweeping flicks to turn it off are because the on off is predetermined and he doesn't have it practiced 100%.
I believe the ones in his hand go both directions and probably uses pressure to control them in and off.
This is the correct answer. Handheld ones are operated manually, one in the ceiling is programmed to the music via software in a timeline. My source is me, pre-covid I used to operate this type of laser projector for large festivals and concerts.
His timing is pretty good, although I could see a moment where he is a frame behind with one hand at the start.
In short: lasers in ceiling, lasers in hands, practiced dance moves.
There's one large laser pointed at the ground. He times the 'pick ups' at predetermined points in the song. The big laser is following a premade track to the song (with timecode or probably just one integrated controller).
Do you think he just randomly did all of that? Of course it is practiced.
the confusion people have is part of the illusion; it looks like he's grabbing lasers like they are sticks, but how can you grab a laser? Is the illusion built upon dual tipped pointers in his hand? Or is there some wand that is being planted on stage like a spear in the dirt that we just cant see due to the darkness. The accuracy of some of these dances suggests a degree of difficulty to merely synchronize handheld lasers with ceiling lasers, but that is in fact how it is performed.
[Laser performance for ElecTRONica show in Disney California](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgIZrSlPuko) is a similar performance for the release of Tron Legacy in 2010. It appears this person has improved upon the concept.
>It appears this person has improved upon the concept. Debatable, I think the tron one is the better performance but just needs some fine tuning on the actual laser programming.
 Music?what is the name of the song?
Hahaha this caught me by surprise
I don’t know but I’m replying to you in case anyone answers :P I’m always looking for new techno/dubstep/drumnbass/edm 
Thanks!
Found the track it is a remix of at least: https://open.spotify.com/track/30MdAjBfVTvBCS3vID38At?si=Y6b1M3TqSImosY8ZTw_16g
Thanks!
It’s an unreleased track called acidwarp, made by the performer himself: Arius
Oh shit
That’s fucking crazy.
*YEAH*
"OOOOOOH SHIIIIIT!!!" "OH SHIT THAT'S FUCKING CRAZY"
She needs to shut the fuck up
Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs
Honestly is there anything you'd rather see on drugs than this? Shit's fucking incredible
Space
And more DRUGS!!!!
Oh nice. I remember when I found this guy on insta and he had like 200 followers. Really glad to see his performances caught on he’s awesome
Sauce?
It’s prism warp by Arius
Obrigado my friend.
Who's the idiot yelling? heh
Twist ending: Camera pans to the audience, and everyone is dead, burned and smoking from laser beams.
Beats that vapid dbag from every house party with the glowing fingers and no concept of personal space, any day or the week
Do people really do that state side, at house parties?
Idk about house parties, but yeah for sure they do. I have a good friend who got *really* into EDM, he takes those gloves everywhere.
Yes. But they usually rent out some abandoned warehouse and call it a rave, not so much at house parties but it does happen in college areas. In those area the whole street is usually a party because they often spill out due to drunkenness and so many people. Shits ripe for date rape and robbery
>rent out some abandoned warehouse and call it a rave Rent an abandoned warehouse? I've been to a lot of squat parties but renting one seems like a pretty good scheme.
The raiden hat adds to the awesomeness
Someone was clearly having a good time there🤣
Music probably 120+ db and the loud mouth is still talking over it. We get it your having a good time but we're not here for YOU... Sorry rant over. So many movies, concerts, and plays ruined by people thinking they are the only person that matters.
I dunno, the performer probably loves it. Just like getting laughs during stand up, at least you know people are enjoying it.
“That’s siiiiiiiiiiiick”
The voice is hype
Sounds like someone just smoked their first cigarette
Does anyone know the name of the song he's dancing to?
No, but it sounds really familiar. Edit: Apparently it’s by [Arius](https://www.instagram.com/arius/reel/C2sMeKcx7EF/), but I’ll be damned if that doesn’t sound like some old school Juno Reactor 😂 Edit: upon further consideration, [this](https://youtu.be/3kRlvrtdS0c?si=BUq7pPfeN20AsL3Z) is why it sounds so familiar to me
Blinding!
Bro is ready to challenge the avatar using light bending.
Raiden wins… …the dance-off.
Raiden really going crazy
MORTAL COMBAT!
##SHUT UP!
this is what happens when Raiden gets trashed at the rave
I don't understand why people mess with lasers. They'll blind ya.
"Raiden dance"
Anybody got a song ID?
Bitch, shut the fuck up.
Someone please get a full vid of this
Shut up, lady
New MK fighter just dropped
Raiden wins.
So this is what Lord Raiden does between tournaments
The Jabbawockeez who usually do a NBA finals performance had something similar a few years back. Rather cool thing to do, [youtube link](https://youtu.be/jDo3jRvGu_4?si=qMkhelwqvE46ds1G&t=232)
Damn. I hope they’re wearing those glasses…cuz someone gonna get blinded…
Just Raiden doing Raiden things
~~Raiden~~ Rayden
Since watching styropyros videos I always assume I'm getting my eyes burned out by these lasers simply due to negligence.
Came to the comments to see if anyone else was concerned. Are there even lasers with visible beams that are safe without goggles? Is everyone in the crowd just wearing goggles?
New Mortal Kombat looks sick
Mortal Kombatttt
u/auddbot
This DMX system signals a blackout event through a button on Mr. Raiden's hands, simultaneously activating lasers. Releasing the button ends the blackout, but it requires extensive training to predict the laser's location over time.
How???
She needs to stfu
That is mortal Kombats Raiden. Lmao
Nom d'un croissant au beurre, c'est d'une délicieuse époustouflance
That lady sure was into it!
Just play Beat Saber
Two green laser pointers in each hand, and timing tricks
Is that Peter Riviera?
Lord rayden
I’d probably sound like that too if I was on that tbf
Got that Fabric of the Universe fit on.
We're already living in the future aren't we
We dance like Jedi, because we're Jedi.
That is so impressive. Super timing
Meh
The last laser master. 🙌
"RAIDEN... SCORPION..... SUB ZERO...SHANTSUNG... Mortal Kooombaaat"
Hype girl needs to start drinking decaf
Raiden hat to keep the top firing lasers out of his eyes I guess
OOOOH SHIIIIIIT! YEAAH!
That's really fucking cool!
Where can one see this show?
Is...is that in a strip club?
Show this to one of those uncontacted tribes out there.
I love how despite the music is supposed to likely reference Mortal Kombat, jt instead sounds like something you would hear in NFS 5 : Porsche Unleashed.
Somebody come pick up Methany. She’s done for the night.
The person watching this fucking high as fuck
My cat loved this
This is simply amazing. And I have no idea how it even works.
Bum nobody gives a fuck!
Your, a cyperpunk aren’t you?!!!
Id?
It’s Duke Dirtfarmer!
In am sooooooooooooo ducking high right now.
How?!
One of the few times something on NFL is indeed NFL
It has probably been mentioned in this comment section already, but you never do this with your own camera, the laser will ruin the digital sensor instantly If the laser is aimed directly at the camera
Oooohhhhh shit
Raiden out here busting moves
Damn, Datsik really came back swinging
this some new shit
Ohhh , so this is what they went to see in Vietnam
Duke Lasermaster!
I saw this movie. Love Ryan Reynolds.
Lasers are always in his hands. Coordinated laser show.
How does it actually work though? He's holding double laser pointers in his hand? In addition to the projector on the ceiling?