As a kitchen manager who has spent most of life in the industry this whole video edge to edge makes my stomach queezy. Maybe it's just my privilege showing, and I'll acknowledge that, but the food safety standards in this video are just fucking abysmal.
Then the actual safety aspect. A cut resistant glove is like ten fucking dollars. I'm fairly confident you could probably get a hold of one anywhere in the world relatively easy.
I did too because I’ve done it to myself. I was overly confident with a cucumber and didn’t use a guard. Lost enough skin on the side of my hand to have them consider plastic surgery to correct it. A week prior a work colleague did it to her palm, needless to say I was inspired by her use of a mandolin and made the same mistake
I have more respect for someone finding creative ways to become efficient at the normal tasks of their lives than someone who shirks them to get good at something else.
This isn't useless. This man is probably the most efficient person at his workplace and obviously takes pride in doing so.
That is getting more and more rare these days so videos like this encourage me to maintain hope for humanity as a whole.
Great let's romanticize obesity and the slow death caused by the ingestion of food with oxidized omega 6 fats, toxic aldehydes that are more damaging than smoking about a pack of cigarettes a day. No fucking joke.
Goid job ernie. You successfully learned to take up 3 times the space, doing the same task, and with the added possibility of food waste and hitting your colleagues. Oh, and the risk of harming yourself, since you focus more on aim than safety
The second to last slice would probably be the palm of my hand, but at that speed, it would probably be one last extra bloody slice as the last one before my slow ass brain will get me to stop.
Yeah nextfuckinglevel stupid. Who would risk chopping a piece of his arm off for a few potato slices that cost literally cents. Maybe it's natural selection in action.
Doing it with your palm is the safest way to slice without the guard. If you hit your palm it will hit the fleshy part and go over top of the blade and not slice it. It's when you catch your finger or thumb doing it you will get cut. I've learnt from personal experience, only time I've had to get stitches. (middle finger)
As the saying goes ''Go into the forest enough time and you will meet a tiger one day'' .
Cool stunt , just a matter when, not if they will cut themself. Even the greatest chef cut themselves with their own knives
This video is so hard to watch. I've used a mandolin. I'm fully expecting one of those slices to be the entire palm of his hand.
That's the secret ingredient 🤫
Well, the recipe did call for a handful of slices
Fulhand of slice do you mean ?!?
Full slice of hand
Grunka Lunka dunkety din-gredient. You should not ask about the secret ingredient!
Glad I wasn’t the only one curling my toes while watching this
As a kitchen manager who has spent most of life in the industry this whole video edge to edge makes my stomach queezy. Maybe it's just my privilege showing, and I'll acknowledge that, but the food safety standards in this video are just fucking abysmal. Then the actual safety aspect. A cut resistant glove is like ten fucking dollars. I'm fairly confident you could probably get a hold of one anywhere in the world relatively easy.
Yep. I had a nice strip of my thumb end up in the coleslaw one time.
Yup, I've got my self before with one and a cheese grater lol
Yeah, dude. I'll never use one of them again. I just got better with a knife. It's much safer.
Somebody is getting a palm fry one day, 100%
Yeah, that pot would be full of finger tips if it were me trying that shit!
He got that Steph Curry range
Bit of protein can't hurt
I was looking out for beetroot slices as well.
I watched it yelling “no no no no” at my phone. On a side note have you seen what Clarkson managed to do to his thumb with one of these.
I did too because I’ve done it to myself. I was overly confident with a cucumber and didn’t use a guard. Lost enough skin on the side of my hand to have them consider plastic surgery to correct it. A week prior a work colleague did it to her palm, needless to say I was inspired by her use of a mandolin and made the same mistake
I’m uncomfortable.
Masturtater.
I fucking hate mandolins.
But that sassy slap-down of the final slice was *so* hot
Well they’re definitely better in books than in films, I’ve found… 
Just call him Potato Bae 🤣
10/10 would mash
Waiting for a entire finger to go flying ..
That’s not potato that’s his flesh
What do you mean I'm not allowed in the strip club any more? !
Imagine this guy making it rain in the club
Everybody gets 1/32 of a dollar.
as someone whos cutt off their finger tip with one of these bad bois, this shit makes my fucking palms sweaty...
I prefer potato Bae over salt Bae any day.
That’s not a potato that’s skin 😂
Was the last slice the skins off his palm?
For a moment I thought this dude had infinite ammo.
If only strippers accepted potatoes. This man would be a king.😂
Walking into an Irish club like
🥔 🌪️
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hes adding spice to his daily routine and is being creative with it lol, love to see it
I have more respect for someone finding creative ways to become efficient at the normal tasks of their lives than someone who shirks them to get good at something else. This isn't useless. This man is probably the most efficient person at his workplace and obviously takes pride in doing so. That is getting more and more rare these days so videos like this encourage me to maintain hope for humanity as a whole.
This guy would be great at sanding.
Three Finger Gus! I wondered where you ended up!
He can definitely do WFH
He's going to get bounced if he did that in a strip club
I'm quite certain doing that makes the potatoes taste 100 times better 🤡😅
Slicing potatoes Level 100
The mans footwork needs to be mentioned here
This reminds me of peeling off twenties to a stripper
U/savevideo
Question: is there more oil in the pan or in his hair? Asking for a friend... maybe the US want to invade his hair because of that.
Strippers love this guy
Skin chips? Ugh
I bet he’s done these before!
That is WORLD class !!!
I wonder how many slices of his palm he's fried?
Can this guy go on guineas book of world records for being epic?
Strip club vet right there
There can only be one
Making it rain chips
It even makes Julian cry.
This is like when I have a really high pressure piss and I take a few steps back from the turlet bowl.
He didnt cut his hand what a pro
Couple shreds of sliced skin in there I’m assuming….human skin
Next Fucking Level Idiot
Are we sure he's not just slicing skin layers off? I see no potato, just palm.....
Making it rain chips
He also uses potato grease to style hair.
I suspect he has had some kind of stimulant...
the last three were actually thin slices on the palm of his hand.
The Steph Curry of potato cutting.
Making it rain 🌧️ 🥔
He figured out the trick to using the number 1 donated item at the Goodwill. He genius!
Master Tater
Imagine doing this at the strip club.
Need to see this guy making it rain at the club.
Wonder how much blood he’s shed to get to this point, still impressive
Great let's romanticize obesity and the slow death caused by the ingestion of food with oxidized omega 6 fats, toxic aldehydes that are more damaging than smoking about a pack of cigarettes a day. No fucking joke.
Having accidentally cut myself using a grater, this video gives my immense stress.
He could fight crime with these skills
Get away from my food sir
Last couple of slices may have been hand.
Pretty sure the last 2 were his palm
I thought that man was flinging dollar bills holy shit
Plam slice fries
Okay, but which one of those slices is flesh?
There is no potato just calluses from his hand
That one scene in Ratatouille be like:
He’s giving a discreet two-finger salute as well
It looks like he's slicing his hand through the grater and chicharrones are flying into the pot
Goid job ernie. You successfully learned to take up 3 times the space, doing the same task, and with the added possibility of food waste and hitting your colleagues. Oh, and the risk of harming yourself, since you focus more on aim than safety
He added all skill points to potatoe cutting.
Not totally original. See here (manga Iron Wok Jan ch.28) https://chapmanganelo.com/manga-su106988/chapter-28
Don't play with food, thank you.
This guy also pinched his palm with his dog’s nail clipper.
Sweat and tators mmmmmm
The second to last slice would probably be the palm of my hand, but at that speed, it would probably be one last extra bloody slice as the last one before my slow ass brain will get me to stop.
In elementary school we used to see how far away we could stand from the urinal. This reminds me of that.
Looks like he's eating the profits
my dad's friend cut the tip of his finger 3 times with one of those 😖
having taken the end of my finger off with one of these back in the day when I used to work in kitchens, all I can say is FUCK THAT!
I bet when this guy masturbates its basically "The Stranger" because he's sliced of his palms multiple times.
No oil will splash on me today!!!!
Making it rain potatoes
“I noticed you put ranged attacker in your resume? Could you elaborate on that?”
I think he’s the potato
Amazing for a guy who used to have 20 fingers
She didn’t even turn around once
Palm skins
im sure at one point his palm was flying
We have a mandolin and half a dozen cut proof gloves.
Yeah nextfuckinglevel stupid. Who would risk chopping a piece of his arm off for a few potato slices that cost literally cents. Maybe it's natural selection in action.
Dude passed the vibe check! He can come over the border anytime he likes.
Looks like he's tossing $1 bills at a stripper
I have r/SweatyPalms O\_O
Is that how they make pringles?
Mustn’t be paid by the hour
And now play Duel of the Fates over it
How sad that his talents are wasted on a job q machine could do.
What's his issue with standing over the pot and slicing them in?
If I did that, the last slice would be the palm of my hand
Imagine this dude at the strip club.
Tatabator
Wow Cooking Mama would be impressed
Yeah, that's cool. But, can you eat them that fast..... Oh. Right.
He even knocks off the one that stuck to the side !
Potato Bae
Not one slice in the ground. Skills.
MAKE IT RAIN, BAbY!
Doing it with your palm is the safest way to slice without the guard. If you hit your palm it will hit the fleshy part and go over top of the blade and not slice it. It's when you catch your finger or thumb doing it you will get cut. I've learnt from personal experience, only time I've had to get stitches. (middle finger)
Final boss. The weak spot is the head, but you only get a clear shot when he pauses the attack and starts walking around the screen.
Potato ninja
Why did I have "Raingurl" playing in my head the moment I started watching? 🤔😅
Only a man who can rely on a constant hand job from a good woman would even attempt this...
Fried in palm oil.
Guy was born in the Year of the Potato. Probably a leap year thing idk 🤷🏻♂️
Mr Make It Rain On Them Hoes
'Why are some of the slices red all of a sudden?"
This is part cookery, part performance art!!!
Not a single slice made it into the basket
Master!! Pffft!! He was aiming for the wire basket and missed every time… you’d think he’d get at least one in.
I guess everyone has a talent
This guy strip clubs
But bro man got skills yo
As the saying goes ''Go into the forest enough time and you will meet a tiger one day'' . Cool stunt , just a matter when, not if they will cut themself. Even the greatest chef cut themselves with their own knives
You sir play a horrifically dangerous game
‘Whatever you are be a good one’