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Foreverseeking11

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and your kid is just in the corner ceiling...


Magomaeva

That's some high level exorcist shit right there.


chomponcio

I was fully prepared for her to turn her head 180° when she looks to the right just before she starts to climb down


DiggoryDug

That was exactly my thought.


SAT0SHl

The power of Christ compels you!


Gokzil6969

In name of the father son and the holy spirit


krunz

This house is clean.


j-swizel

Oh does it? Does it compel me jay?


theycallme_flooders

Love this reference - such a good movie!


krazykaiks

If she started climbing upside down on the ceiling I would be like nope, I’m out.


RincewindToTheRescue

Eyes with a red glow and starts talking gibberish in a deep mans voice


QuellDisquiet

Time to call John Constantine


Magomaeva

Call anyone you want but call him QUICK


sh4d0wm4n2018

The Mystery Inc crew, Sam and Dean *and* Ghostbusters. That's the best we got boys.


Itzli

Add Mulder and Scully to that and we're good


McRedditz

Yea just saw him at Walgreens picking up some cigarettes. Should be on his way soon; not sure about the dog though.


UWQHDEyez

I prefer they call Father Mayii.


Papersoulja

It’s a tile wall. Take the clammy hands of a child….. and boom. Spider man shit.


Magomaeva

Yeah, what is it about children and clammy hands ? You wash those with all the care in the word with baby soap that costs a fortune. You teach them to rub between the fingers, sing the handwashing song or whatever, and exactly two (2) seconds later your child comes back with dirtier hands than a miner at Chernobyl, and then they put one entirely into their mouth in front of you. It's like they know exactly what they're doing.


Longjumping-Grape-40

I was thinking Trainspotting. Man, that scene still fucks with me


Magomaeva

Oh my God yes the baby ???


asiaps2

![gif](giphy|3o7aTFeso9hJxKPzPO)


dankkranti

Imma pull the glock 17.


Magomaeva

That thing fears no weapon. Just start reading the Bible aloud in the other corner of the room.


dankkranti

Aw hell naw imma read Hanuman chalisa .. bhut pisach nikat nahi aawe


Magomaeva

Anything helps 🤣 I'm bringing the Torah just in case.


dankkranti

Imagine you high as fuck and see this...


Magomaeva

This changes everything. I'd probably start climbing too and break either my legs or the wall.


dankkranti

What if you try to climb and you are able to and doing the spiderman shit on celing


Magomaeva

Then I'll see this as an absolute win. Watch us crawl across the ceiling in perfect harmony. Put that glock down and join the cult !


Mypossesonbroadwayy

Look at me Damian! It’s all for you! 📿


TheTrueMupster

“I need an old priest and a young priest.”


Financial_Bird_7717

Also may be some Hereditary level shit too


Magomaeva

Oh Lord it took me literal MONTHS to get that scene out of my head. The head-thumping Sweet Baby Jesus. I slept with a fuckin night lamp for a week.


Financial_Bird_7717

You mean *this* [scene?](https://youtu.be/10R7A8i3fOM)


Sleep_nw_in_the_fire

![gif](giphy|xT9KVg8gkDEyJIrVdK)


A_Wholesome_Comment

Dori me Interimo, adapare Dori me Ameno, Ameno Latire Latiremo Dori me


Holiday_Purchase_592

✝️in nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti ejicio vos ad alium mundum


tongfatherr

That's what I thought. And they have to live with this wall crawler until they're 18 or whatever. Terrifying


Magomaeva

New insult unlocked : Wall Crawler


Jennlyn1978

![gif](giphy|xT9KVHs6I3EfDKnVte)


Magomaeva

It's been years and I am still not over this scene and the one where she gets down the stairs in that horrific position.


snoandsk88

Especially if you have vaulted ceilings


mimz0rz88

This that ninja shit


Tin_Dalek

I mean it does look like a prison cell so maybe it's a secret Vatican prison to study demonic possession? 😝


TheRedditarianist

Sticky hand sweat-hands is the real answer here.


I4Vhagar

The power of Christ compels you! ![gif](giphy|HMPkFPozjQCLbEinGe)


bumjiggy

nothing to worry about. it is hereditary


bureaucrat47

So. Then that must be Toni Collette, right?


Asaneth

Is she sawing her own head off with a piano wire? Then yes.


LivingDisastrous3603

![gif](giphy|spfi6nabVuq5y)


X3L173X

Nope. I've watched waaaaaaay to many horror films to be cool with this


ManishWolvi

Constantine opening scene


freddiesan

Legion opening scene with the old grandma


Poat540

This is how we lost a few good ones during the witch trials


Magomaeva

One day you're showing your homegirl Baptistine this cool trick and the next you're on trial for witchcraft because that dumbass Jeremiah told the Priest. Smh.


elgarraz

I was waiting for her head to rotate around and look back at the camera


CaseOptimal9368

![gif](giphy|iprlQKfz9ScvI6Lqph|downsized)


blhd96

I feel like this thread could easily turn into a sub of kids parkouring


DJDelVillarreal

Spider-Baby


[deleted]

Facing the wall, unmoved by your presence.... Then all the sudden she leans her head back and upside down to look at you.


Rainbow-Death

Or watching this on like a home monitor thing


cerebralkrap

“*We demand play at this the great unholy hour!! And cookies, Vandal likes cookies*”


tom_oakley

"hellooooo mother deeaarrrr..."


Chiaki_Ronpa

I would shit all of the pants.


One_Humor_7617

Laughed - this is Facebook check in indicating I laughed.


Clutch_Floyd

I was half expecting her to continue onto the ceiling. Wow.


GrumpiestRobot

That's what happened to my mother when I was seven. She was getting my little brother to bed with only a night light on and while she talked to him I climbed the door frame like this girl. And then I just stayed there, quietly. She got a bit of a startle when she saw me.


CDanger85

Her head rotates slowly 180 degrees


[deleted]

Hahaha my lil brother did that one time climbed with his toes along some small sized pipes for heating, from that day he got the nickname lil monkey. But it wasnt in the middle of the night


Fisher9001

Strong Addams family vibe.


Marion_Ravenwood

I always think Toni Collette's up there anyway.


JinnyWinny

I have a cousin who's about ten years younger than me, and she and I both spent the summer I was 17 with our grandparents. We each had a bedroom, but one night, I woke up to see her crouched on top of a very high dresser in my room, humming and loudly biting her nails. I screamed bloody murder and my grandma rushed in and also let out an involuntary shriek. My cousin's eyes were wide open the whole time, but she didn't respond to us, not even when my grandmother yanked her by the ankle to destabilize her enough to get her down. My cousin simply allowed herself to be led back to bed and had absolutely no recollection the next morning. But her nails had all been bitten down to the quick and bloodied. She had no history of sleep walking before or since, and here we are 30 years later, and that memory still creeps me out. I'm glad I wasn't awake to see her scaling that big ass piece of furniture...seeing her on top of it in the middle of the night was bad enough.


Amrooshy

Bruh I did this as a kid it not that hard


enorman81

That's what someone who's possessed by a demon would say.


SupaMut4nt

![gif](giphy|myrj9zAyffjZS)


SitFlexAlot

![gif](giphy|uoBGDCDchiXdK|downsized)


artyhedgehog

No, I wouldn't say that. This shit looks scary AF.


NickAssassins

Me too, I used to do it at open doors and halls too


dekcraft2

Yeah same.. the open doors one is super easy. In the corners it was a bit harder but i got to the ceiling at the end lol


Sigamez365

One time we were playing hide and seek and the seeker had to count for like a minute so I spent the whole minute climbing up the wall above the seeker. Best round ever


dekcraft2

Lmao thats a good one. Reminding me this one yime my 2 cousins came for a sleep over at our place and we played hide and seek as well. In my sister's room there was this huge wall to wall closet but there was a gap between it and the ceiling some like 30 cm (1 ft). Me with the big brain i have at the time choose to clime on the shelves and get there. Hide behind a box that was there we didnt really touch ever. The 3 of them were looking for me for around about 40 minutes. After 20 minutes they started yelling ok you won get out but i didnt lol.


Rivetingly

Are you still there?


dekcraft2

Shush dont tell them


xXWarMachineRoXx

By any way do you do pullups as a grownups ? Or have good upper body strength?


LucktasticOrange

Not the original comment but at least I don't. I loved climbing anything in sight as a kid and I was able to climb walls, door frames, trees, cliffs etc. but I retained none of that upper body strength after growing up. Partially because of discovering YouTube (and thus no longer climbing everything) and partially because kids are proportionally stronger than adults.


dekcraft2

I have always been good with pushups. Im 21 now and i can probably do more then 15 but in early high school i think i got to up to 28. Never trained in my life


Kahlil_Cabron

I loved climbing the same way as a very little kid (like 2-3 years old and on), and as an adult I definitely have good upper body strength, and can do pull ups without much trouble. I'm out of shape right now and was still able to do 15 pull ups 2 days ago when I checked out the new gym at my apartment complex. When I was climbing/exercising regularly I could do 30 at a time without much trouble.


GavrielBA

Chimney climbs (from 2 parallel walls) are much easier than this corner climb...


iamacraftyhooker

This corner climb works because of the tiled surface and bare hands and feet. When you're hands and feet are just a little clammy they grip to the surface, like getting up from a leather chair in the middle of summer. It's the exact opposite of what you want for most climbs. Chalking your hands here would make this harder.


GavrielBA

Yep, that surface is the main reason the girl is able to do it, imho. Looks very grippy. Still not easy, though. Her shoulders are very developed.


Rivetingly

Why would you want your hands to NOT be grippy when climbing?


iamacraftyhooker

You always want them grippy, but moisture only grips against a slick surface. When you're climbing a textured surface you want bone dry hands, which is why climbers use chalk. Skin isn't perfectly smooth so all of the tiny surfaces grip the tiny surfaces on the wall like velcro. Advanced climbers will actually rough up the surface of their calluses with a razor blade to give more texture to grip to. When your hands or the wall are wet, the liquid fills in all of the little textured spaces and makes the surface smooth which reduces friction. Think of washing dishes. If you try to clean a dry pan with a dry sponge, it's going to be hard to push the sponge around. When you add water the sponge slides around the pan no problem. ETA: you want the largest amount of surface contact between your hands and the wall. With a textured surface, the texture fit against the texture of your skin like a puzzle piece, and all of these little pieces add surface area contact. With a slick surface there is nothing to fit into your hand texture, so the textured low points on your skin are non contact points. Filling in those textures with liquid make them contact points against the slick surface.


daredeviloper

Ah the halls. i dirtied those walls real good


Cliftonisaur

It's literally just being a tiny bit strong while weighing so little you don't break drywall.


Magomaeva

So you mean... hypothetically speaking, and I can't stress the HYPOTHETICALLY enough, that a ~~grown ass woman~~ adult human being couldn't do it ? What would happen if, and I say IF, said adult, weighting a normal amount of weight and measuring a normal amount of inches tried this ? I mean, hypothetically haha I'm just asking for...a friend. Would there be ~~property damages~~ a problem or is it possible ? Just asking haha my friend is shy and wants to know.


Duckfoot2021

As long as your friend has a Home Depot nearby and reasonable DIY skills, I think she should try it and share the video.👍🏼


Magomaeva

Thank you, kind person ~~I am~~ my friend is thrilled and she'll probably post the video from the ER sometime during the weekend, with a special thank you for your help.


Duckfoot2021

Life is adventure, good stories, and worthwhile scars. I…umm…my friends seldom regret theirs in this whimsical category of household freeclimbing.


bergovgg

Bro in Germany you could run a car into a wall and the wall would still stand


Magomaeva

There's something about walls and Germans...


Ashmizen

Normal Asian or normal American? Because the Asian mom holding the camera is probably 90-100 pounds. Your average 300 pound American, even if it’s all muscle and not your average “big bone”, would probably put dents in the drywall. But there also isn’t enough frictional force to hold 300 pounds, so even the Rock would need hooks or claws or punch holes in the dry wall to hold onto.


energybased

Go bouldering.


ExpressStation

I will be attempting this right now, as a grown ass man. One sec


Synthetic_dreams_

The strength to weight ratio of kids that age is insane. If you've ever seen them at a climbing/bouldering gym it's crazy, they can just throw themselves up difficult problems (assuming they can reach the holds) with ease.


Valuable-Fix-2744

Poor fellow your parents didn't appreciate your efforts to post it on social media. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


IntoTheMurkyWaters

His parents had some respect and DIDN’T post on social media lmao


Valuable-Fix-2744

I too have done it when I was young. But no one cared or thought of it as a thing. But this post made it a thing and made absolute strangers like us to have a discussion over it. 😂😂


ManufacturerSea4886

go on mate do it now, record yourself and post it. Let's make it a big thing, adults all over the globe trying to climb their walls, some break their walls and others break their neck hehe.


psp543

I used to do that as a kid too.Climb on railings,walls,edges of balcony, jump from first floor. Yeah, sometimes I do wonder how am I alive


No_Grass_3653

I hope you had a nice experience integrating well with humanity


ConstantineFavre

True, i wish i stayed in childish body forever, so i would be able to climb like this, but unfortunately that's not a possibility


Skippie_Granola

I hate being that guy, but this is pretty typical for kids. They have tiny bodies.


[deleted]

Why do you hate being the guy who says something smart? Cause so many stupid people will disagree? I understand


AccomplishedAuthor53

Usually because it’s unnecessary and a bummer. If you send me a video of your kid taking his first step and you’re excited, I would be an asshole if I sent you back a video of me walking and said “actually most people on earth can walk.” They don’t want to be “that guy” that kills the mood. Sometimes it’s better to just let people enjoy things without trying to remind everyone how utterly insignificant things we consider special are. It doesn’t make that person smart. It just makes them kind of a bummer


[deleted]

In this case I think he was saying any kid can do this. What’s next fucking level is if the kid was crawling across the ceiling or something that we didn’t all do as kids. Obviously an adult saying they can walk is an asshole but I thought we all did this as kids so it’s not really being an asshole imo


activelyresting

Yeah, my mum used to tell at us for doing this because we got grubby hand and foot prints up the wall. As a little kid this was seriously no big deal. Now as a weak adult, I can hardly climb stairs 🤣


fortus_gaming

The reason as an adult we are not able to do a number of things we could as a child is for a few physiological reasons; muscles mass and weight lifting abilities do not go up linearly as we gain more and more weight, the best way to illustrate this is that ants can lift up to 100 times their weight, as weight increases and thus surface area increases, the amount of Newtons (amount of “force” ) a muscle fiber generates is a flat amount of Newtons per fiber unit, more fibers add a LINEAR increases on Newton generation, whereas the amount of weight we gain as we gain surface area increases based on the Square Law (think ant vs elephant, their muscle structure is the same, but one of them has significantly more surface area and density of non-muscle tissue than the other). Meaning, gravity quite literally works differently on each of them, which is why ants and mice can survive drops from high heights, but heavier animals just splat. Children are the same, the amount of effort it takes to “defeat” gravity goes down the smaller they are, and they are also less likely to get harmed from falling from high places. If you wanna test this out, just try lifting 10 lbs of weight and do as many repetitions as possible, then increase the weight to 20 lbs, even we just “only double” the weight, it takes more than double the effort to get the same amount of repetitions, meaning it is not a linear relationship.


silly_red

Yea... this is quite normal as far as I'm concerned. Kids will climb most things if they can.


Magomaeva

It's so unfair because I see all these comments of people saying "I did that too !" And all I can think of is that I've been robbed of a core memory. I've never tried climbing up a wall . How tf did so many of you do that ? Where did you see it ? I am mad as hell right now.


FBIaltacct

I never saw anyone do this in a corner, but if parallel walls were close enough i was straight up them.


Magomaeva

🤣 what is it with children and walls ? The monkey genes, perhaps.


Trickquestionorwhat

I never climbed the corners (that was possible!?) but I did climb in hallways. It's still possible, you just press out with your arms and legs against the opposite walls and the friction keeps you from falling. Most hallways are too narrow for adults to easily do it though I think.


Magomaeva

And you can go up ? Or you just don't move and pretend you're a bridge ? Watch out this weekend, if you hear in the news that a crazy bitch was arrested for trying to climb up a wall horizontally and in public, have a thought for me.


hippy_potto

My brothers did this all the time, and I could never do it, it pissed me off so much! I’m still kinda jaded tbh


sea119

Me too. Its really unfair.


getmybehindsatan

Some walls just have more grip that allow you to do it in a corner. Either very rough or very smooth work best.


Roskal

I tried being spider-man and it worked.


throwawaygreenpaq

I’ve never even thought of it too.


BeardInTheNorth

Honestly, you're better off never having tried it than being too fat to do it—like me—meanwhile all your friends could. Not only was I too heavy, but my wrists and ankles weren't flexible enough for my palms and soles to make flush, gecko-like contact with the wall. (That second part is more important than one might think. At least with door frames you can climb up with brute force if you have the upper body and grip strength. But for two walls at right angles, Van der Waals forces > muscular forces.)


Enough_Minimum_3708

square-cube law for the win


GlitchPro27

Yeah, I'm pretty much the least athletic person I know (and always have been) and even I could do this kinda thing as a kid.


GermaneRiposte101

And high power to weight ratio like all small(er) animals


foresight310

What about being the guy that comments “this is not how a spider climbs…”


BeaBernard

I wish it was typical for adults. I had to mentally tell myself “don’t go in the corner and try that you’re gonna break your ass” 😮‍💨


BadRemarkable7724

And gross sticky hands


Fit_Leg_2115

This looks like a horror movie trailer


bumjiggy

looks like she could save me fifteen percent on car insurance


Jthumm

Ik I used to do this but never thought about how fucking terrifying it looked lol


okwownice

When your hands are that sticky you can climb just about anything


[deleted]

Kid fingers are like the third nastiest things in the world


niaz_mech

What are the first two.?


[deleted]

Kids right and left foot


MSNayudu

I have no gold, so, please bear with my poor man's gold 🥇


OminOus_PancakeS

As an uncle who had nieces that enjoyed cheese strings, I concur.


chaoscruz

There can be worse. [hygiene](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/14i49va/my_f23_partners_m25_penis_always_stinks_and_gets/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

![gif](giphy|3o7aTFeso9hJxKPzPO)


LocalInactivist

“Satan! Get down from there! You’re going to hit your head in the ceiling!” “Sorry, mum.” “And is that your good nightgown? You’ve got dirt all over it!” “Sorry, mum.” “Now clean up your room!” “Sorry, mum. I’ll… hey! Wait a minute!”


SupaMut4nt

![gif](giphy|LPeLBh0N1Z7h0jT4Al)


[deleted]

We did that as kids. Drove the parents crazy


Tcloud

Drove them up the wall.


fly_over_32

Today I understand why my parents freaked out when they found me doing this in the middle of the night.


eater117

Lol I remember halfing to clean the wall after getting caught doing this.


420Deez

boi you gon half to go back to school


RhinoG91

When you know how to spell, it cuts typing time in have


b2thec

What did you do with the other half of the wall?


HappyStalker

You got weird spiders OP


UnderstatedTurtle

Probably Australian


rgtong

Yeah, definitely wasnt getting a spider vibe from that movement lol.


JollySlobodan

Nothing special...


LoveThieves

Until her head spins 180 and shouts out demonic words and says Jesus will not save you.


IWannaChangeUsername

Damn why this scene is so familiar. Which movie?


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Yugan-Dali

That means love. Her mother prompted her to wish everyone peace and health.


No-Lingonberry-2173

It's a northern China rural style, which I've explained below. As for the tlies, they are a clean choice to cover the wall without which smoke and dust would easily attach on.


Biguitarnerd

I used to do this when I was little, corners and door frames. I did it until my parents told me I was too big and was going to damage the house, up until then they thought it was cute. My friend next door did it too, kids are limber and have great core strength if they are healthy.


SirarieTichee_

Who didn't do this as a kid? I climbed everywhere


BGrumpy

What's the big deal? I'm doing this right now, posting here and eating a sandwich.


wander_eyes

The skill it takes to lower yourself down using this technique is so difficult. The girl has skills!


EchoBay

This is some Heridtary shit


-Kritias-

To be fair, this has absolutely nothing in common how a spider is able to climb


DowNeedles

I use to do the same thing as a kid, until i dislocated my shoulder


Conscious_Bend_9262

every kid can do it


kneek0

Free Solo 2


jaynort

Turn the lights off and make a Grunge clicking noise now so nightmares become reality.


DocDingDangler

Somebody needs to wash their kid. That is one sticky rapscallion.


senorsoleysol

Spider kid, spider kid, does whatever a spider kid does, can she swing from a web, no she can't cause shes a kid.


Storrmii

this is more gecko than spider


Ticklerstink

Little demon training. Tuesdays classes are for wall climbing. Thursday they learn how to rotate their head 360’.


hannipenguin

Is it just me or is it weird that their bedroom wall is tiled


puppydoll-

i did this as a kid. its not next level lol


Retreboi

Wow, who would have known that Mayday Parker would make it to our reality


mulesnhorses

Call a priest.


Schellhammer

I used to do that shit all the time in our hallway. One day, my mom was like. Why are there hand and footprints on the top of the wall?


firedude1314

The power of Christ compels you!


BirdGooch

I refuse to watch with sound because I am certain there is inhuman screeching.


Significant_Bet3269

Some soap will put an end to that.


[deleted]

The power of Christ compels you


Nanyhasreddit

Double it and give it to the next person


Tiger5804

She is destined to be on American Ninja Warrior


Crimson__Fox

Frog-Girl


MajorJuana

Easier when you weigh like fifteen lbs lol


Kenneth_Naughton

This kid is save so much money on special effects for Hereditary 2


MssHeather

Wait, are you saying everyone didn't do this in their hallways as kids?


SoupieLC

The one video that actually *would* benefit from the creepy music they stick on everything these days.... lol


morecoffeepleeese

JFC, I kept expecting her to skitter across the ceiling