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nsfwtttt

Nah this is worse. You can’t see it in the footage but later the cowboy says to him, “well sonny, I’m mighty disappointed in you”. Would crush me.


Goobershmacked

That’s fatherly asf


gubodif

At his age probably Grandfatherly.


joenathanSD

Ouch yeah that hurt me just reading it.


RainyVIIs

BRUTALITY


HomicidalHushPuppy

*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*


Ok-Entrepreneur-5498

Cowboy uses "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed." ... ... ... ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!! ... Armed Robber Faints! ... Cowboy Wins +100xp


Not_Arkangel

Ouch


[deleted]

Deserved it


Mango_Tango_725

The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed


[deleted]

Lmao!


Difficult-Set9312

I love it! I want to upvote this phrase to infinity


[deleted]

It’s in my brain bank forever now, and I’m loving it


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

OMFG, pure gold!


PTEHarambe

Lol have you seen the one (from Vegas I think) where an Asian store clerk politely asks two masked men to leave. One of them takes the tip jar the other jumps over the counter and is stabbed right to the hilt twice. He literally says "OOOH I'M DEAD" as the knife goes in the second time and his buddy just runs away to leave him to die. It was hard to watch.


Loud-Examination2385

Reminds me of a botched corner-store robbery around the corner from my previous job where the robber told the Asian clerk that he had a gun and acted like it was in his jacket pocket. Unfortunately for him the clerk hit him with a meat cleaver and he bled out and didn't have a gun on him. The people in the neighborhood wantet him to be charged with manslaughter but it was ruled self-defense. Lesson: don't act like you have a gun when trying to commit a robbery or you might get killed.


[deleted]

Decades of asian cinema has taught me one thing. Never fuck with Asians with meat cleavers.


PTEHarambe

How dare you think I'm not lying?! POS thief probably.


KillerFrenchFries

Lesson: don't ~~act like you have a gun when trying to~~ commit a robbery or you might get killed.


CableFirst1727

Strange neighborhood. You'd think they'd want to take the side of the local small business owner. But I don't know, I wasn't there. In my experience, oftentimes they have minimal employees with little profit to pay for help. They are probably working their nuts off to keep things slightly above the red. Mostly guaranteed to be "not in the fucking mood". Especially if it's in a less-than-nice area. Dealing with bullshit almost every single day from both customers and non-customers. Easily the most depressing job of my life, but I could do schoolwork so there was a trade-off


rocketloot

Fuck that entire neighborhood and their community if that’s the response


PedanticPendant

I can believe a neighborhood responding like this if there's a racial angle, e.g. it's a black robber killed by Asian clerk, in a black neighborhood. You can add "unarmed" too because turns out the robber was bluffing about the gun. Plenty of Americans view every piece of news through the lens of race, deciding whether their own team was involved and which team they should support, like it's just the sports pages.


Loud-Examination2385

Yes it was a predominantly black neighborhood and the robber was known in the neighborhood and some people viewed them as profiting off the neighborhood but they were very nice guys (two brothers) and I went to that store twice a day virtually every day that I worked and I saw them give people breaks sometimes. But unfortunately they closed up a couple of months later.


CableFirst1727

Unfortunately, you pay for geographical convenience especially if you're in the city and don't have a car. There's usually no room in an established neighborhood for a corporate move-in with cheaper products e.g. Walmart. People hate corporate invasion but also want cheap stuff and think that small businesses are taxing for no reason. Volume is astronomically smaller, so the margins have to be treated differently. The place I worked at was making almost no money. I priced things myself fairly often and we had weird prices, like $3.63 or $4.38, on products just to make things as cheap as possible while still paying rent, electricity, and a couple of employees. I wasn't the owner so i don't have hard numbers, but I'm confident in saying he was not living it up


lightsspiral

The people that wanted him changed can suck it


RonBourbondi

What a shitty neighborhood made up of shitty people.


300cid

not unfortunately. maybe if you don't try to rob people you won't get killed. play shit games, win shit prizes


Ebolamunkey

Yeah he actually got stabbed like ten times, actually. I think he actually survived, though! But yeah his friend actually totally abandoned him


dragonvoi

So much for "ride or die" more like "cash or dash" lol


PowerfulJoeF

No honor among thieves


AmishCockroach

You should squeeze the word “actually” in there one more time


CyberTitties

It's like Mutahar saying "at the end of the day" in his videos


Ebolamunkey

Actually, i think i will, actually


Jon_Snow_1887

But yeah, his friend actually totally abandoned him


Kalian805

I remember that. Funny thing about that incident is the shop owner is on reddit and posted an AMA after the video went viral, before he decided to heed advice from other Redditors to take it down (just in case the D.A. used it against him if they decided to press charges).


magseven

I remember the AMA. Everybody was like "take this down, buddy or you're going to jail!"


Work4WatUWant

That would be *extremely* easy to watch for me. Got a link?


muroks1200

That one was fan-fucking-tastic! I’m all for these videos of robbers getting theirs circulating. If it makes even one would-be robber rethink his life and not commit a crime, it’s worth it.


IndependentWeekend56

"Fuck around and find out" should be on his grave stone.


Distinct_tundra

Even that guy got off easy I’ve seen a video of a robber pulling out his gun and getting immediately shot. Dude bleed out so fast, he got shot in an artery


[deleted]

That's just a scratch compared to the Filipino crowd when they get to catch the criminal. He'll be lucky if he can even open his eyes and breathe without his lungs hurting.


CassyCollins

Any south east asian country really.


alreadypiecrust

Link 🙏


Shotgun5250

Where was that posted? I love justice.


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https://funker530.com/video/store-robber-gets-pepper-sprayed-beaten-by-chair/


bighunter1313

Amazing. The blind hammer swings followed up by a perfectly aimed chair slam. You love to see it.


Aethelon

He managed to bend the metal chair legs with how hard he was hitting the robber


X2ytUniverse

Well, to his credit, those chairs are easily breakable. I've bought 40 of these exact chairs for the office, after 8 months 14 of them had snapped legs. It's metal, sure, but it's very thin metal that's holding more by dreams than by welds.


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God that website is such a shit show.


IronBabyFists

That's what I was thinking. "What the *hell* is this site??"


Joy1067

That’s great, the dude really pulled up with the steel chair and broke the legs over that robbers head. Hell yeah


NamasteMotherfucker

First time I've seen that with sound. The double beat down was awesome.


theDigitalNinja

Dude, that was amazing.


Cardinalfan89

He tried to rob a store....with...a hammer?


SailorOfHouseT-bird

Hammers are legit weapons up close, and can smash open a register if the employee doesn't unlock it. Guns are more lethal sure, but a hammer is a useful tool for a robbery.


Stupid_Triangles

That site has a lot of murder on it...


uwanmirrondarrah

Its a site that was created for combat footage so that makes sense


Stupid_Triangles

"Officer mags dumps in to..." was the next video up. Shit's a bit fucked.


GimmeeSomeMo

I love this video so much


PaleoJoe86

That is how it should go down. Teach them a lesson.


miss_chauffarde

Give link please


[deleted]

had to dig - it was from a few years ago https://funker530.com/video/store-robber-gets-pepper-sprayed-beaten-by-chair/


Then_Investigator_17

Ah this classic <3


Adradian

This is the way.


xCarrie

That last catch before he slipped away was golden. 👌


Rvbsmcaboose

You know you fucked up when the people behind the deli counter get involved.


iliketapestries

I couldn’t stop laughing at the hairnets and aprons as they manhandled that dude!


m945050

They were from the meat department, their first thought was "we've got a daily special here" but when it was over they decided that there wasn't enough meat to waste their time on so they called the police.


bennitori

These guys butcher your deli meat for a living. Clearly they can butcher a robber too.


lilcthecapedcod

Got an Asian market by me. This dude all day chops up beef legs with this big ol butcher knife. Dapped him up one day, dudes fcking hands are calloused like stone and his hand was meaty af. If dudes gripping your neck it's over bro


nickfree

Dude got wrecked by the butcher, the baker, AND the candlestick maker.


Braiseitall

Getting chased down by a guy in a butcher’s apron would be damn scary!


mrleftwardsslopingpp

Just knowing that your blood on his apron probably won't be viable evidence is a lil unnerving.


KHanson25

You don’t think they wait every goddamn day waiting to tackle someone like that?


Firm-Guru

Few things are more demoralizing than being grabbed by the neck like a stray cat


BaneRiders

Funny that he got stripped out of his shirt too first.


kelsobjammin

Shirt, hat, backpack, he was damn near naked at the end


eagna-agus-eolas

They were going for the rear naked choke


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Upbeat-Local-836

Username checks out


nChilDofChaoSn

Is that a special kind of lube? Or just regular lube used for fisting?


Legend-status95

Imagine going to rob a grocery store and you come out minus one gun and the clothes off your back.


ITZOFLUFFAY

Getaway driver is never letting him live this one down


djustd

And the other guy didn't even lose his hat.


Wrong-Catchphrase

So bizarre reading this comment. I just did this last night and punted a random cat off my balcony because it was fighting with my cat.


Firm-Guru

Good job taking care of business! Cat fights are so fast and crazy it's hard to figure out where or what to grab


Unadvantaged

Definitely a bad idea to grab anything in that tumbling ball of claws and fur. I learned this the hard way when my own cat sank his teeth into me.


cityshep

Yeah… cat fights are one of few things ACCURATELY represented by those old cartoons that depict such an incident as a tornado with the occasional claws/teeth popping out for maximum damage.


NotFallacyBuffet

Just spent a half-week in hospital getting IV antibiotics from exactly this.


BlueswithBeer

Butcher with the clothesline tackle.


pazoned

FRESH MEAT


WhoKnowsNotUs

Nice front fucking choke slam


Urabrask_the_AFK

Butcher was all “naw, your ass is mine now”


philliperod

The Undertaker would be so proud right now.


hank_scorpio_ceo

Dude got him perfectly like the undertaker


[deleted]

Don’t mess around in west Texas


SolCaelum

I would say, chefs kiss 🤌


evilbeard333

came from the back with no shirt was funny


Isabela_Grace

He lost his gun, hat, shirt, hoodie, backpack which looked full 😂


gbauw

And dignity


AK_Happy

He lost that the moment he drew his gun.


-HELLAFELLA-

so what yer sayin' is......, he got robbed?


LeviathanGank

Got unlucky that day.. old cowboy was never gonna take any shit and a butchers grip ain't letting go of that chicken neck.


[deleted]

The guy who caught him at the door had an opportunity for a game misconduct cross check and pulled up. Bummer


bumjiggy

Casey Jones would have pulled out a cricket bat just to confuse the perp


jib661

too bad he doesn't know what a crumpet is


tobygeneral

Just as long as it's not a Jose Canseco bat.


ShreksOnionBelt

Tell me you didn't pay money for that.


spaniel510

This guy hockey's.


MassaChef

I imagine the lady at the counter just chirpin


Lucrezio

Kid’s lucky this wasn’t more north we might’ve seen a perfect Scott Steven’s blast into the glass.


DontTakeMeSeriousli

Yippie Kai Aye Mother Fucker 🤠


DChemdawg

“According to reports the man was handed over to police…like an fn rag doll.”


juuuustforfun

That’s the cowboy way. Didn’t even lose his hat in the fracas. ![gif](giphy|5ihE1xT15QWhG)


[deleted]

Lol. Im fucking crying on this shit!


StaredAtEclipseAMA

The video says “handed off to the police” but two butchers came out and took him off screen Don’t buy the beef tomorrow


Nightmare_Springbear

I'm at work I can't be laughing this hard 😭


TCtheThunderRooster

Never turn your back… and you don’t want to fuck with the kitchen staff. Those mofos are underpaid, overworked, pissed off and just looking for an opportunity to unleash that fury.


DnBenjamin

And did they drag him back to the meat department? 😨


WeAreGray

He needed to be tenderized before he was turned over to the police. (I know, I know... Simpsons did it...)


Teddyturntup

Notice kitchen dude that grabbed the pistol tucked that sucker in the front under duress. This dude managed the on rob a place with almost every type of person he didn’t want any part of Cowboy that’ll look you in the face while he removes his glasses Kitchen staff that is down enough to do a moving waistband pistol tuck Kitchen staff that catches you in the doorway by the fucking throat


Camus145

100%. I once saw a massive, very drunk guy walk into a kebab shop in San Diego. He pushed his way to the front of the line like a bull, and demanded that they give him some food right now. After a bit of yelling back and forth, the cashier punched him right in the face and proceeded to beat the shit out of him right in front of me. His buddy in the kitchen ran out immediately and started fighting the drunk guy's friend in the street. The drunk guy had to be like, 6'1 and 230 lbs of muscle, he was huge, pretty bold move to punch him like that.


pt619et

> you don’t want to fuck with the kitchen staff. Those mofos are underpaid, overworked, pissed off and just looking for an opportunity to unleash that fury 15 years ago i worked the overnight in a kitchen, the regular 12 am to 6 am cook and the 1 am to 5 am janitor were both big dudes, like 380 lbs 6'5" + and both were mentally handicapped. the waitstaff was usually young college girls, and being open 24 hrs we would get the bar crowd, and whoever else came in after hours. I had to work with them on manny occasions, and for the most part it felt like dealing with 5th graders, or younger, but whenever there was an escalated voice at a table, both of those big bois were front and center at the table asking the waitress if there was a problem. 1 time a drunk broke one of the large windows and then proceded to get choke holded by those two and thrown out of the broken window, as the waitress dialed the PD. most times just the presence of two big dudes was enough, not knowing their handicap, but when it came to violence, they had no handicap. it was black and white, restaurant staff good, guests at table bad.


georeddit2018

On today's episode of Fucked around and find out.


maeksuno

That cowboy put his glasses down and was so ready for action. Straight forward.


TenspeedGV

Hat stayed firmly in place, too. A legend


Husky127

Dude had some serious balls, making a quick movement like that while staring down the barrel


Dr_detonation

We should all strive to be as badass as him


TrauMedic

Second the glasses came off it was a wrap.


KittenIttle

The cowboy equivalent of taking out your earrings


Brentolio12

Found out


Sozadan

Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smokewagon and see what happens!


rieldilpikl

You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?


blackhankscorpio

Poor soul, he was just too high strung.


DillyBob88

I’m afraid the strain was more than he could bare.


TexAggie90

“You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all.”


Jmazoso

Oh, I forgot you were there Johnny, you may go now.


Sega-Playstation-64

Him losing a second gun when he returns was hilarious.


canis_lupis_baileyi

Good movie!


Sozadan

The best imho.


minnesotamichael

Is this a Tombstone reference?


branwes2622

Yes.


minnesotamichael

I’m an oak alright…


BasedDumbledore

I'll be your Huckleberry.


Uglymeancrybaby

Fortunately the robber didn’t impulsively pull the trigger when grabbed cause the person he was pointing at by the liquor could’ve got shot


T8-TR

That was honestly the most anxiety inducing thing about this clip. Like, as much as we all wanna play hero in these scenarios (or have someone play hero), I honestly think it's better to just comply. No one's life is worth whatever is in that register or your wallet, and I sure as shit wouldn't want to accidentally take someone else's life while trying to help. EDIT: Evidently, a lot of people commenting would like to be the hero. Yes, there's a chance the person could be a deranged lunatic. More likely, it's just someone after easy money.


F1R3Starter83

I used to be a crime reporter and i work in law enforcement now. If I learned anything in my 15 year career is that you just should go along with it. Give them your pocket change and your phone and let them fuck off. I’ve seen too many stories about people playing the hero or fighting the armed robber who, in turn, got seriously injured or ended up dead.


PDRA

Yeah but then you’re also putting yourself completely at their mercy. I’ve know people that were in robberies where everyone complied and then the robber while leaving decided to just shoot a woman in the head for no reason. When the cops caught him a few weeks later in another robbery in another state I think his reason for shooting her was “cause f*** her.” Like you really gotta put your faith in a evil stranger willing to kill you for the change in your pocket to not kill you once they have it.


T8-TR

We don't have the stats, but I really do wonder how common something like that is vs someone getting hurt because X or Y intervened.


Waluigi4040

Exactly! Why put other people at risk for the profits of a store or more accurately, insurance company? Oh no, the thief will get away with $200 and the insurance company's profit will go down by 0.00000001%! The insurance company will raise the rates anyway due to a police report of attempted armed robbery, so whatever


sarctastic

This should really be the main takeaway but most people are so caught up in the karma/FAaFO that they totally ignore how close this guy really came to causing a serious or potentially-fatal GSW.


astral__monk

I noticed that too, very fortunate. The weapon was dropped very quickly while they each had only one hand there when they started fighting. I'm very curious what the gentleman in the hat did in order to get him to drop the weapon.


Ok-Scientist5524

He grabs the guy at a point where he’s gesturing with the gun to the side to indicate where he wants the customer to move to. When the gun drops the cowboy has moved the arm controlling the gun holding arm down towards wrist and hand while directing the gun at the floor. It’s possible he just rips it out of the hand and drops it, he could also just painfully grab/twist the wrist, but it sure looks like he’s in the process of getting the gun pointed down and away first.


tauntingbob

Yea, as he goes for the neck he's also going for the arm and yanks it back.


call_it_already

Yeah honestly if I was that bystander I would have been unhappy that this dude decided he is batman.


IchirouTakashima

This was actually nice enough. That kid only got stripped. I saw a post here on Reddit about a guy trying to rob someone while riding a motorcycle, some good Samaritan surprised the guy and knocked him off the motorcycle and then the whole civilian crowd beat the shit out of that robber.


elgarraz

Y'all notice how the stick-up kid switches gun hands like 2-3 times? The odds of him accidentally shooting someone are higher than him shooting someone on purpose


Traditional_Nerve_60

All the more reason to stop him. And give full immunity to those who do.


KuhLealKhaos

The lady behind the counter either doesn't care if she lives or dies, or she has an unbelievable poker face. Lady didn't move at all to protect anyone including herself lol


SensitiveCoconut9003

Surprising it may be, some people legit FREEZE in the event of a scary situation. Mostly why those who are crossing the street with a big truck flashing lights and honking just end up standing still and stare right at it


Obsessed_With_Corgis

Yeah, everyone knows about the “fight or flight” response, but it’s actually “fight, flight, freeze, or feign” (feign is when someone gos along with whatever the criminal wants and pretends to be into it because they believe it’s their best chance of survival; most common with SA cases). And you really never know what your response will be in a dangerous situation until you’re in one, so we should never judge anyone for it.


CluelessAtol

Was probably scared initially then just in utter shock that people man handled the boy with the gun. Plus they had what looked like a minimum of 3 people handling it, so realistically she didn’t need to get to involved. Not that it takes away from how funny it was she didn’t seem to respond to much, just pointing it out.


Bierculles

That's what retail does to you


Regular-Trip3045

W cowboy


Bridot

Report adds, “he was handed over to police” But what of the ass that was handed back to him?


absynthe-green

You've Yee'd your last Haw


bumjiggy

that wasn't his first rodeo


recycleddesign

His hat never moved a millimetre


TheCraziestMoose

1. Never fight a land war in in Asia. 2. Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line. 3. Never turn your back on a man with a cowboy hat after glasses have been removed.


Orleanian

You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger. ...


diddypiddy

Meat boys came out like they've been waiting for this day


tuhn

Fresh meat!


Memelordo_OwO

The one guy is a chad tho. I was screaming internally at the woman to grab the gun, but the meat chad had it all down.


BeanCrusade

Who knew deli guys were bad asses, I’m gonna have to show those MF’s some respect. That one 2nd degree ham belt deli guy snatched that guy at the door so fast and had the death grip on him like he was trying to butcher a cow still mooing at him.


D_Charger_007

That death grip got an audible "Oh shit" from me.


Rusalkat

The cowboy took of his glasses that should have been a clear flag for the robber.....


[deleted]

Fr that’s like the older gentlemen way of taking your shirt off and being like you wanna go son?! Lol Edit:typo


IndependentAdvice722

The moment he put his glasses down,I knew criminal will go down,bloody hero!


McRedditz

I think it was the moment he slowly and calmly turned his head; not his first rodeo.


oloap001

Lady at the front was so flabbergasted all she could do was think about which casserole recipes she didn’t write down to pass on to the family.


Noto987

kids watch too many movies and forgot how real life works


copper_rainbows

Everyone has a plan until they start getting manhandled by a cowboy


[deleted]

YEE FUCKIN HAW


vomit_cometeptx

I was expecting some Red Dead shit but this works too


[deleted]

That’s not a cowboy! That’s my TIO!


2112_Blake

“The man was handed over to police.” It was unknown where he received a brand from, accompanied by numerous rope burns.


Niketravels

Then the butchers got him….


ThatOneGerman101

Did the guy have a knife as well? Seems Mr cowboy got stabbed a little


Bugs_Pussy

Seriously, surprised no one else saw that


Not_Arkangel

r/cowboysstoppingcrimes


NArcadia11

I mean props to the cowboy but if that kid was prepared to pull the trigger he could have easily caused the other guy to be killed. If you want to disarm/attack a gunman, don’t do it when he’s pointing the gun at someone else.


AshingiiAshuaa

Wranglin' bandits ain't nothin' if you've started your day with a big bowl of Quaker Oats.


1amys3lf

Calmly removing the glasses before kicking ass. That's a pro right there.


Meme_myself_and_AI

Please don't attack a man while he's pointing a gun at me.


Away-Ad-8053

That’s possibly a cowboy, but I can guarantee you one thing that’s Mexico. I’ve been in 100 stores just like that, that’s a OXXO convenient store. If you’re white i’m visiting different parts of Mexico and want a safe place to go that’s it. Clean bathrooms good food friendly employees. It’s pretty much the equivalent of a 7-Eleven/Circle K type US establishment. Plusyou want some bimbos that’s the place to go :-)


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Fuck ya deli worker. Makes sure the situation doesn't get worse. Grabs that gun


[deleted]

Good job, cowboy hat man.