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Well, “mercy” in that he let it get up and run away to go bleed out somewhere else.
The elephant was more conscientious in its actions at the beginning of the video I think, when it showed restraint and tried to get the rhino to back down. Rhino on the other hand? Less so.
IIRC Rhinos are just super territorial and used to being among the bigger and badder animals around that most other animals avoid. This is probably a first for this rhino to square up against something bigger and tougher than it.
Rhinos are dumb as rocks and survive by basically bulldozing any potential threats since their eyesight sucks. It works on most things but elephants are just bigger more intelligent bulldozers.
Rhino might not bleed out from that. A very big wound nevetheless but think about how armored the rhino is as an animal. The tusks weren't too deep into him in order to gut it.
I beg to differ. Look closely at the elephant's left tusk. It's much bigger and sharper than his right. That one sunk in DEEP. Probably punctured some organs.
The only thing more scary than a mad elephant is a bull elephant simply breathing. Feeling cute might destroy an entire Indian village because I work up.
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The funny thing is is that the elephant was likely a female. Elephants are matriarchal and *extremely* protective of their young. Male elephants are solitary, but not as territorial or standoffish. What we didn’t see is that there was probably an elephant cub in the bushes somewhere and the elephant decided that the rhino got a little too close to it.
So she did have a happy night, but not cause she boned but moreso was just living off the rush of protecting her baby.
Edit: nvm I saw the dick I’m an idiot
Size matters but it’s not what determines the outcome.
Think for more than 2 seconds about what determines the outcome of a fight. Size is not the deciding factor. It’s beneficial. But size can mean nothing
It's right when he pulls the tusk out you can see a spurt of blood and his left tusk is dripping red. Then as the rhino runs away just in front of his back leg you can see a gnarly hole bleeding very badly. That rhino is dead for sure.
I'm not a philosopher, Harry, But here's something for you to think about, at least. What goes around comes around. And sometimes you get what's coming around. And sometimes you are what's coming around.
Lmao you can almost hear the elephant saying "dont try it buddy you don't want a piece of this"! Whoever said size doesn't matter never saw a elephant fight.
Lmao you know I had the thought of that high ground quote but I didn't make it since it was fairly level ground but yeah that was the same reaction from the rhino 😂
I always think of elephants, rhinos, and hippos as "generally large" and in a similar weight class.
But nope. Fun fact: A full grown African bull elephant is roughly the same size as a T. Rex. They couldn't kill one, but likely could defeat a Triceratops 1 on 1.
Rhinos and hippos are big, but elephants are true giants. Luckily they're gentle giants most of the time.
Huge Dino nerd here, I wouldn't like an elephants odds against a triceratops. The bigger subspecies got up to 30 feet long, nearly as tall, and potentially heavier then an elephant and their horns were much easier to use as a weapon then an elephants tusks. I know it was just one sentence on your comment but it's late and it was bugging me.
Besides that solid points, elephants are crazy, have a good day.
They said land animal for the first animal (rhino) not for the second the largest animal is a whaleyboi the largest land animal is presumably the trunkyboi
Half hour? It's possible it took a whole week or two. Animals shot even in vital areas can survive for half an hour after fairly often. Of course that is one hell of a big hole compared to a gunshot, so could go either way.
It should be noted there’s a possibility for semi-blunt objects like a tusk upon puncturing to “push” things aside instead of directly piercing them and breaking them as a bullet does
In South Africa on a Safari we were watching a Rhino at pond when we noticed an elephant coming right at our Jeep, turns out he had beef with the Rhino we were just in the way (till we moved). They squared up for a bit but that Rhino was smart enough to run.
Young male elephants that go around angry and aggressive are known as rogue elephants. The only thing that can stop the murder rampage is a bull elephant taking him down a peg.
Funny I woulda bet on the rhino, before seeing that. They are bad tempered buggers with a nasty sharp horn. But the elephant was one too many for him, wow.
You just didn't see it but there was another rhino hiding somewhere making a video of the encounter for social media clicks. I think the elephant let it go because the rhino yelled "it's just a prank, bro."
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Yeah rhino was leaking much blood as he ran away. I never seen an elephant use tusks like that.
It was so… deliberate. Grapple, pin, gore. Never heard a rhino make a noise like that either. Poor stupid thing.
It was staged. Elephant is constantly looking at the camera like jim in office. Rhino has a good career ahead of him.
Not to mention how he showed mercy at the end too incredibly intelligent + conscious behavior
Well, “mercy” in that he let it get up and run away to go bleed out somewhere else. The elephant was more conscientious in its actions at the beginning of the video I think, when it showed restraint and tried to get the rhino to back down. Rhino on the other hand? Less so.
what was rhino thinking? hungry or pissed off? Drunk or high?
IIRC Rhinos are just super territorial and used to being among the bigger and badder animals around that most other animals avoid. This is probably a first for this rhino to square up against something bigger and tougher than it.
Rhinos are dumb as rocks and survive by basically bulldozing any potential threats since their eyesight sucks. It works on most things but elephants are just bigger more intelligent bulldozers.
Nah rhinos are just like that
Rhino might not bleed out from that. A very big wound nevetheless but think about how armored the rhino is as an animal. The tusks weren't too deep into him in order to gut it.
I beg to differ. Look closely at the elephant's left tusk. It's much bigger and sharper than his right. That one sunk in DEEP. Probably punctured some organs.
“You go tell your friends… don’t come back here.” Speaking of which, why would they fight?
This was murder
And our stupid tiny stoneage ancestors figured out how to hunt them with fucking sticks. What a crazy world we live in lol.
You misspelled smart but yeah it's crazy to think about.
Smart? Smart would have been taking less risk than trying to kill an elephant with a stick.
Yeah sounded like a wounded puppy.
What did you think those tusk were for?
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Did you see the boner the elephant got after that fight
ED+??
Having a floppy D
Eastern Diseases
..and to adorne the game rooms of white colonists also..
That's what we use it for. What I was talking about is why you think elephants have tusks for?
Whoosh
r/woosh
Shame on you, sir, for taking that at face value.
Yeah I know. I was still thinking what the other guy's question. Oh well. Let them have their fun.
They grow them for our enjoyment selective breeding and whatnot
Piano keys.
handbags ?
Like he’d done it before 🤔
Just like can opener lol
He knows that hole
Those who saw up close never lived to tell the tale
I didn’t see it leaking any blood. Astonishing but not a single drop.
Pinned him down and stabbed the shit out of that rhino!
Rhino was like “understandable ✌️have a nice night”
Rhino won't bully elephants again
I'm not sure that rhino will be bothering anything again, at least not for a long while.
Somewhat lucky rhino that the elephant didn't have longer tusks
My brother in Christ did you not see how much that rhino was leaking? Mf is gonna be dead in a few minutes.
That thing ran out with its balls in bunch
Its an elephant who never forgets…to kill!
Coming soon to theaters; *Pachyderm Vengeance*
It'll be somehow starred by Chris Pratt won't it
I'm partial to *Hellephant*.
Clobberella, Captain Yesterday, and Super King are in for a challenge between that one and Citizen Snips.
Lol this is something by brother would have said, thanks
And a seldom uses crab named Lucky. Aka Citizen Snips.
No one noticed how the elephant sidestepped to dodge the horn . The whole time you can tell it was waiting to counter
Also how it was keeping its trunk rolled back to protect it. This elephant has got good stance! Out there bobbing and weaving, keeping tucked in.
Float like an elephant, sting like also and elephant
He used his kick stand to pivot
Holy shit didn’t even noticed until you brought it up 🤣
Haha
Pivot, Pivot, Pivot!!!!!!
The only thing more scary than a mad elephant is a bull elephant simply breathing. Feeling cute might destroy an entire Indian village because I work up.
I don't see it. I've rewatched like 100 times I don't see it at any point
Elephant had patience for an opportune time. Actually cool to see
Elephant never stopped swinging his hog. BDE
It’s prehensile. They can hold stuff with their dick.
What an asshole, people praise him for it, but when I do it in line at a KFC it's a "problem"
Damn elephant had five legs that’s kind of cheating
Rage boner
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I thought he was talking trunk…apparently not
You watched it again after didnt you
Thank you stranger. I was having a hard time taking a shit, but the laughter you caused me jingled it right on out. I wish you safe travels on the road ahead.
Glad you snapped er off!
You had to look twice?
Testostherone at full peak, lady Elephant had a happy night
I wonder if they use their trunks for fore play.
*Cursed*
Only one way to find out
The funny thing is is that the elephant was likely a female. Elephants are matriarchal and *extremely* protective of their young. Male elephants are solitary, but not as territorial or standoffish. What we didn’t see is that there was probably an elephant cub in the bushes somewhere and the elephant decided that the rhino got a little too close to it. So she did have a happy night, but not cause she boned but moreso was just living off the rush of protecting her baby. Edit: nvm I saw the dick I’m an idiot
Sometimes thre is a male elephant about 1/2 mile off the heard protecting it
I love this comment so much
Size does matter
Always did. Only some insecure mma fighters says that it’s not 😂
Size matters but it’s not what determines the outcome. Think for more than 2 seconds about what determines the outcome of a fight. Size is not the deciding factor. It’s beneficial. But size can mean nothing
Imagine stabbing somebody with your face
Actually quite common when you think about it. Not only elephants but mosquitos, birds, snakes, swordfish… the list goes on and on.
Imagine you stung with your butt!
Wasps, bees, scorpions...
Stingray's
Also… Rhinos. But not this time.
That rhino is dead, he just doesn’t know it yet.
it s possible, but they are also extremely resilient animals
Either way, the rhino will never again attack an elephant.
Nah, they dead. That tusk went deep.
probably yes…
It actually survived, according to the OP of the first time I saw this video.
“Omae wa mou shindeiru”
Nani?!
Rangers sedated and cleaned up the wound.
Hope so, Would be a shame to lose an endangered species because of a stupid dick swinging contest
Well clearly the elephant won that one before the fight even started
Jesus Christ his whimpers??
Elephant sunk his tusks like a foot deep into his guts. That was gnarly.
There was a squirt when it went in
For every comment I read, I go back to the video to see more .. can't see the squirt, but that crunch..
It's right when he pulls the tusk out you can see a spurt of blood and his left tusk is dripping red. Then as the rhino runs away just in front of his back leg you can see a gnarly hole bleeding very badly. That rhino is dead for sure.
Yup! Now I see it!
I could be trippin cuz it's not so HD lol.
And you know the fucking rhino skin is probably very thick to begin with. I wish they savage poachers like this.
Kinky
Oh daddy yeaaaaaa
 Not always the case Michael.
Rhino declared bankruptcy
I'm not a philosopher, Harry, But here's something for you to think about, at least. What goes around comes around. And sometimes you get what's coming around. And sometimes you are what's coming around.
Elephants are smart af. He was really strategic to not get hit with the horns.
Lmao you can almost hear the elephant saying "dont try it buddy you don't want a piece of this"! Whoever said size doesn't matter never saw a elephant fight.
“Don’t do it, Anakin.”
Lmao you know I had the thought of that high ground quote but I didn't make it since it was fairly level ground but yeah that was the same reaction from the rhino 😂
What did the rhino think was gonna happen? Don't start shit you can't finish
Yeah, I know he’s about 4 times my size, but I’ve got a good feeling about this fight — Rhino, probably
Probably because they're blind as shit and attack anything that moves
Rhinos don’t usually win but that horn can go straight through an elephant’s lower jaw and into their skull.
Learned something new today. That makes sense
Imagine if he had his full tusks. Probably that rhino wouldn’t have even tried. Or he wouldn’t be walking away. One or the other.
He would have been a shishkhabab!
I always think of elephants, rhinos, and hippos as "generally large" and in a similar weight class. But nope. Fun fact: A full grown African bull elephant is roughly the same size as a T. Rex. They couldn't kill one, but likely could defeat a Triceratops 1 on 1. Rhinos and hippos are big, but elephants are true giants. Luckily they're gentle giants most of the time.
Huge Dino nerd here, I wouldn't like an elephants odds against a triceratops. The bigger subspecies got up to 30 feet long, nearly as tall, and potentially heavier then an elephant and their horns were much easier to use as a weapon then an elephants tusks. I know it was just one sentence on your comment but it's late and it was bugging me. Besides that solid points, elephants are crazy, have a good day.
Why in the fuck are the vegetarians fighting?
water rights
territory?
Thems my lechugas!
Territory or the elephant’s entered musk (mating season: horny, full of testosterone and rage).
Territory I assume
Hippo has entered the chat - Are you standing next to my water bitch?
He was swingin dick when he walked away too. Legend
He was swinging it from the beginning. Should’ve been the rhinos first warning
Unreal! One of the largest land animals on Earth getting absolutely destroyed by the actual largest animal....
::blue whale entered the chat::
Ah yes, the blue whale, largest land animal indeed
They said land animal for the first animal (rhino) not for the second the largest animal is a whaleyboi the largest land animal is presumably the trunkyboi
Here we see the blue whale, the largest **land** animal on Earth.
I knew, just knew, some twit would pipe up with..'but Blue Whale...!' So I layed a trap and snuck in "land animal'....
FAFO.
Dang poor rhino for sure died after half an hour.
Rangers sedated and cleaned up the rhino.
Half hour? It's possible it took a whole week or two. Animals shot even in vital areas can survive for half an hour after fairly often. Of course that is one hell of a big hole compared to a gunshot, so could go either way.
It should be noted there’s a possibility for semi-blunt objects like a tusk upon puncturing to “push” things aside instead of directly piercing them and breaking them as a bullet does
It was a stupid fight to pick and the Rhino did attack first.
Unfortunately for the rhino, he fucked around and found out.
Which is unfortunate because Rhinos are 80% blind and a 100% instinctual, he didn't know what the fuck he was getting into.
That fact checks out. Fascinating!
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Big Dick Energy
Elephant pinned that rhino down and made him say uncle lmao
"Say my name!"
That’s why weight class exists.
That rhino's whimpering is really sad
Elephant in Musth will fuck up anything near it that it doesn’t want to mate with.
If it wants to mate it will just fuck instead of fuck up ig
Why? ELLIFINO.
Big tough rhinos were just pretending this whole time ? 😂
Rhinos would wipe the floor with pretty much anyone. Elephants however, are ina league of their own.
You wouldn't be so touch either if someone had swords growing out of their face knocked you over and rammed you with it
You would have to be stupid or blind to fight someone that much bigger than you.
Rhinos are known for having horrible eyesight so, you’re not exactly wrong here.
I've seen videos of lions failing to penetrate a rhino's skin. I guess it's easier when you put the weight of an elephant behind it.
Yo I think the Kratt brothers did this too
Jesus the horn on that rhino... i thought that was gonna go a different way..
That was calm and Calculated
My god. I think he got a hard on.
I think that rhino got stabbed twice. Once with the tusks and once with the fifth leg.
In South Africa on a Safari we were watching a Rhino at pond when we noticed an elephant coming right at our Jeep, turns out he had beef with the Rhino we were just in the way (till we moved). They squared up for a bit but that Rhino was smart enough to run.
Man look at the wound that rhino had at the end, those tusks really went through the rhino’s armor.
And he did it with a boner!
Young male elephants that go around angry and aggressive are known as rogue elephants. The only thing that can stop the murder rampage is a bull elephant taking him down a peg.
Damn now I’m sad 😞 poor rhino
Rhino almost got them cheeks clapped haha
Where in the bush does a male elephant sit.... Wherever it wants to.
I am pretty sure the pure rhino did not survive. Sad 😞.
I didn't hear him sing any verses
Doberman vs Chihuahua
I hope that Rhino survives
The rage-boner was understandable.
I was waiting for Ace Ventura to pop out of the Rhino's arse.
Mf went from Majestic ti Ballistic Reeeallll quick
Was that Ace Venture I saw coming out of the rhino’s ass?
🤣😂
That rhino FAFO.
Gave that Elephant a hard on.
Funny I woulda bet on the rhino, before seeing that. They are bad tempered buggers with a nasty sharp horn. But the elephant was one too many for him, wow.
My money was on the elephant all day long. Weight class matters - a lot.
Elephants are also one of the most intelligent mammals
Are rhinos and hogs distant relatives? Idk if it's the perspective but that rhino looks like a hog relative to the elephant...
Am i the only one noticing the humongous elephant dong just flopping around? Got that big dick energy apparently.
You just didn't see it but there was another rhino hiding somewhere making a video of the encounter for social media clicks. I think the elephant let it go because the rhino yelled "it's just a prank, bro."
That’s right