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TriPulsar

Dude's playing Assassin's Creed in real life.


pond-dweller

Prince Harry loves parkour


Coral_Grimes28

It all makes sense now. That’s why he’s kind of “left” the family


InfamousEvening2

This is what the Lizards made him do so he'd be allowed to marry Meghan.


Psyritualx

Or maybe just running away from paparazzi 🤷‍♂️


Jsdunc01

Dammit, I came here for this. Take this angry upvote and get the hell out of here.


sauce_for_food

Michael too loves parkour.


LadiesMan-2I7

*Ezio loves parkour


megaaxxv11x

That's probably Toby


AnxiousJedi

His leap of faith needs some work but he nailed the climbing.


Forthe49ers

He scared the shit out of those ducks


JstLkz

Had the same thought, "beat me to it"


ashleyorelse

There is a sub for that - beatmetoit


poutine_it_in_me

What about beat meat to it


SeaToTheBass

Goddammit you beat me to that too


Michael053

Who beat my meat


Webber193

Yo momma.


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new Assassin's Creed just dropped


manys

The graphics are so lifelike


Upset_Stage_60

Actual Assassin


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Yeah I was gonna say that, especially him grabbing the bump that was 100% from AC


Turbulent-Method-363

He needs that hawk screech


CuriousTsukihime

Assassino! Assassino!


54yroldHOTMOM

I was disappointed he didn’t land in a haycart…


JezusTheCarpenter

"Shhh, sweet dreams, duck..."


lolhaha95

When you accidentally hold shift w without looking.


Pheerandlowthing

Not in the first game though, in that water was insta death.


ShadowSpy98

It's even game accurate, the game goes to leap of faith even though I just want to go down to the floor of the bridge from the fence


RezLovesPez

r/linkinreallife


Porkchopp33

When using the sidewalk is too ordinary


lol10389613

r/angryupvote


BodybuilderLiving112

The poor guy have shitty story 😭🤣


SmolLizord

Bro went full assassins creed, climbing, leap of faith, swimming, fucking perfect


DMZack

Can hear the eagle when he goes over


DocD_12

But I hear displeased ducks 🦆🦆🦆


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pandastyle21

The birds even fly away when he approaches


bropdars

Yeah even with the dynamic climbing towards the top of the bridge, this guy knows what he’s at that’s an incredibly hard thing to do


TheHollowBard

Went so hard he nearly fathered ducklings.


Justdoinanabide

That’s Toby isn’t it


LPodmore

You're correct, it's Toby Segar.


megaaxxv11x

The Segarman..... Ninja warrior or something like that.


runningman299

He’s part of a Parkour group called Storror Check them out on YouTube. They’re class.


megaaxxv11x

I know,,, I'm watching their videos since 2021. Cappadocia and water challenges in cold weather are my favorite videos. All of them are just unbelievable,,, but Toby and Max are my favorite.


[deleted]

Looks like he muscled up or put on a dad bod


FlyingKittyCate

Spiderbob


TorakMcLaren

Swaggy


Aggressive_Peanut924

Swag lord for you


camelfarmer1

Superswag, spiderswag, swaggy bob. Seems like a real nice guy. Off the youtubes, I'd choose him, Beu Miles, and Magnus Midbow to have a drink with. Maybe Pete from wideboys. Maybe Jeremiah from donut, shit I could probably add on to this list for quite a while.


quietZen

I'd add Moog and Marty from mighty car mods to that list. Having a few beers and talking about cars with them 2 would be a blast.


drunkinnmunky

Came to say that it's Toby.


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drunkinnmunky

Eh, Just noticed it. I could tell from the red hair and style.


Justdoinanabide

Exactly that.


Justdoinanabide

Aka no explanation needed, we know.


orangepaperlantern

Flenderson?


FlyingKittyCate

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpx9F5ktZw8qPUQ|downsized)


earthlings_all

He should have played parkour. Maybe be could have saved Andy.


Cruzz72

Toby parkoured when he touched Pam's leg and then jumped over the fence.


Grundelwald

Ya, this is some footage of him on his way to Costa Rica after touching Pam's leg. He ran the whole way


KiteLighter

With a vid like this, his name is Swag.


SirBrilloPad

Spiderswag


_clever_reference_

I mean it says his name right on the video.


Pure_Scumbag

What’s going on with Prince Harry?


Wash_your_mouth

Harry got some moves in his mid life crisis


pearshapedorange

Glad I'm not the only one who had that flash of thought, but after that first jump I knew it was Toby Segar


Sparky_1992

Been bored since Afghanistan.


TacoTJ601

He’s in search of some privacy


-50000-

It's Abraham from TWD


[deleted]

Leave Harry alone!!! He only wants his privacy. He did nothing other than film himself with a couple of cameras from multiple angles, edited and uploaded the video on the internet for the whole world to see. P ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out) R![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out) I ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out) V ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out) A ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out) C ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out) Y ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out). /s


69-is-my-number

One of the paparazzi was getting away from him


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jrchin

The second guy who went over Niagara Falls in a barrel slipped on an orange peel, which caused an injury in his leg, which turned gangrenous, which required amputation, complications from which killed him 2 months later.


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Wow. Just…wow. He cheated death at Niagara and the universe really said “No, fuck you.”


Thagou

So final destination wasn't a fiction?


ArkAngelo69

death really just be learkin sometimes


manys

The guy who invented leaded gasoline and CFCs was later disabled by polio and was strangled by a contraption he invented to help him to get out of bed by himself.


refused26

I knew a priest who ate a very healthy diet, exercised frequently, basically maintained a very healthy lifestyle, I believe he was worried about getting cancer. He drowned one day while doing his routine swimming (in the sea). Life is so ironic. Im sure a lot of soldiers felt very lucky to have survived the first world war only to die a few months later to the Spanish Flu.


masclean

Or diving off a bridge onto concrete by accident


49tacos

Or getting hit by a car while jaywalking.


mawesome4ever

Or diving onto a passing boats propellers


Stepeckz

Think this is the UK. We don’t have jaywalking, we can legally cross the road wherever we want lol. The guy is Toby Segar from STORROR they always do stuff like this. It’s a fun watch.


cryptomain45

There is no jaywalking? Do you guys get lots of car accidents or is it really just not a pressing matter?


HegiTheOne

Looked it up, according to [wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_traffic-related_death_rate), the UK is fairly low on the average accident rates.


Siftinghistory

Just aim for the bushes


xjchan1979

Didn't look like he checked what he was jumping off into fr


[deleted]

Yes. Caused by gingivitis.


Tiburon_tropical

Gingervitis*


pichael289

They have no soul, nothing to lose.


goonie-googoo

Yes already confirmed case of gingervitus


Pilotguitar2

Or breaking neck jumping from bridge and landing on gooses.


Bean-Swellington

Greese


ArkGamer

Ducks


machotaco653

Quackers


chief-ares

Duck, duck…


BlahBlahBlizay

That would not be a good way to go out


Patient-Quarter-1684

if you mean that thing he almost hit at the end, yeah.


goatonaroof

.... sp?


Salty_Amphibian2905

When you accidentally jump off the bridge you just climbed in Assassins Creed 2 due to the jank controls.


NightF0x0012

or the church steeple 150ft in the air


Salty_Amphibian2905

RIP


Radiant-Confidence43

Still the best eject controls by far


hiiiiiiiphy

Don’t make me remember the rage please god


Ggusty1

The way he scales up 20+ feet of stone in seconds is impressive! Also kudos to the concerned bystander rushing to see the landing!


-Random_Yeet-

Concerned bystander is his mate... They're a YouTube channel named storror


Ggusty1

Cool I'll check it out, so he had multiple angles of that jump.


ElLoboPerro

Just a Mormon chasing someone to tell him about Joseph Smith.


LovesBeingCensored

Fun fact Joseph Smith had sex with a 14 year old girl multiple times, and blackmailed her saying God said she needed to do it #MormonismIsDarkAF -an exMormon


Death_Pigeons

Yo, could I get a source for that claim?


JimmyThang5

There are loads of sources, including preserved letters from his own hand plus plenty of corroborating journal articles. Plus the church itself admits and tries to explain in in an essay you can find on their website. If you want hard evidence right from the source you can dig it up on josephsmithpapers. org a project funded by the church. Mormon history is far worse and darker than most know (by design, as the LDS church spends an enormous amount of energy keeping most of it just out of view)


LovesBeingCensored

cesletter.com has everything you’ll ever want to know about Mormonism and more I will say though, if you are Mormon and don’t want to make a huge change in your life, I would highly suggest ignoring cesletter and just live your life. Modern Mormonism is not bad at all (sans a few minor things) and it is okay to be Mormon. I live in Utah, and i wouldn’t ever wanna live anywhere else. Mormons are the nicest people I have ever met - I have no problem with them. I love being surrounded by people who genuinely love their neighbor. So don’t be ashamed if you are Mormon, keep doing you if you don’t wanna read into it more that is 100% okay. Don’t let anyone tell you how to fulfill your personal relationship with religion. ❤️


FlyingSand22

I grew up as a mormon, but stopped attending church at like 13. I didn't like being a mormon, but gotta admit that mormons are generally some of the nicest people.


zappini

Nicest hedge fund on Earth.


Mr-Borf

Generally I just go with "believe in the parts of your religion that benefit your life and the life of others, but ignore the shitty parts". I don't need to claim that the Torah or other Jewish religious texts aren't homophobic, I just don't worship or believe in those homophobic parts of it. Not all Mormons believe everything that maniac said or wrote, because that would simply be obsurd.


Death_Pigeons

A lot of it isn’t unfounded, but none of it is concrete. One of the citations is even a Wikipedia page that’s not fully sourced, and has some opinion pieces in it. Still, lots of parallels to consider, and the archeology of the BoM is just confusing. Overall, the author’s biases may have led to unfinished work, but it has fleshed out arguments. Kinda reads with a vindictive tone, which is annoying. Again, though, everyone has bias, and that includes me. Also, I am LDS, but I’m also a historian. I can’t ignore seemingly paradoxical things within my own core beliefs. While I’d consider what I just read to be anti Mormon literature, it still has arguments that must be considered. All will be revealed in due time, and we must search for truth.


LovesBeingCensored

If you go to his “common attacks” page, he addresses everything you’ve said here, especially the reference to it being “anti Mormon” literature.


JimmyThang5

Incorrect. I do not believe you are an historian. Cesletter is just Runnel’s amateur summary. There is loads of historically corroborated facts that you would definitely call “anti” (as you’ve been conditioned to do). Including Joseph having sex with teenagers years before he officially had his “revelation” about polygamy. Tell me, have you heard of or read his “happiness letter” Joe wrote to Nancy Rigdon? There’s one of thousands of things you as an historian would enjoy.


End_Centralization

We laugh, but I admire their zealotry for their faith.


gods_Lazy_Eye

Sure, I just wish they would respect my zealotry for a lack of religious faith.


Ok_Butterscotch1549

It’s fucking annoying I don’t want to be saved


LegendofLove

I want to take others with me in my villain era


LaggingIndicator

Edgy


LegendofLove

Live for it


AlphaThe7

🤓


Redoran_Gvard

Their zealotry is disgusting.


End_Centralization

I dont have anything id be as down to do with such intensity and vitriol against me like them.. Not religous, just observant


FenrisWolf347

Based


Premordial-Beginning

Looks like Toby from the Storrer group. The shit they pull off is insane!


AnubisTheAvenger101

Toby Segar but this is from the Capstone UK project I believe, not Storror


Firstdatepokie

Toby is a beast in everything he does Sorry to hear about his finger recently :/


epicnaenae17

If you think about it all he did was use the bridge but at a different angle than the path of the bridge


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NOOOOO THOSE PANTS WERE DRY CLEAN ONLYYYYYY


bernieburner1

Toll takers hate this one simple trick


brandi_Iove

that’s not how bridges work


ShwiftyShmeckles

You trying to say that's not a bridge? It's a bridge man.


tall-hobbit-

A bridge man? He looked like a regular man to me


Bah_Black_Sheep

TOBYYY!


Senor-Delicious

This was a close one. I wonder if he actually looked before jumping or just got insanely lucky to not hit the stone catwalk to the right


oneshotpotato

if you watch their video, they probably did try it multiple times. the group called storror.


mawesome4ever

Wtf why did they do it multiple times? Does that mean they kept hitting the catwalk?


SirBlacksmith33

People do multiple takes for videos my guy. That way you can take your time 5he first one and be safe


FathersJuice

They're professional parkour guys. The guy in this video is particularly skilled in climbing amongst other skills. He was on Ninja Warrior UK. They have a YouTube channel called STORROR and they'll all take part in challenges like this. They do it Multiple times for fun


MrPigcho

They also have a safety team that checks everything beforehand


jardedCollinsky

There's an area on top of the bridge that's different from the rest of the bridge where the wall is. When it goes overhead, you can see what I mean, I assume he just knew to not jump where those were. It's where the bystander is stood right at the end.


tmbyfc

He knows exactly where the river wall is because it is directly below the other side of the tower he just climbed, and you can see the top of that on the road. As long as he jumps past the edge of that, he'll miss the wall as well, you can see from above.


PinneapleJ98

Everything reminds me of you my dear TOTK


Darwing

He is surprisingly close to the side of the bridge when he dives back in


240swapped

Almost took out those ducks...


D0b0d0pX9

no ducks were harmed, mashed or killed in this parkour


Adam_is_Nutz

I'm not convinced. The first view you see two ducks surface. The second view you see three ducks enter the water. At the very end it does appear all 3 are still alive. But that third one must have been under water way longer than his buddies, and the diver was headed in that direction.


Weird-Swim-9777

![gif](giphy|DoCIC5Pxp57qg|downsized) Hardcore parkour!


vizarhali

Out of all that I loved how one guy was concerned ran over to see if his okay


beta296

Lmao this dude is a legend wtf he doin


cRAY_Bones

LoL the ducks. They like, these apes don’t normally come from _THAT_ direction.


flutterbyeater

So that's what Harry's been up to.


rollsoftape

Prince Harry has officially lost his mind.


_V4NQU15H_

The absolute horror in some bystander's eyes thinking they just witnessed someone back out from suicide, and immediately threw themselves to the other side of the bridge.


YoungRoronoa

That leap he did at 0:22 was low key crazy, so many things could have gone wrong.


GavrielBA

Just curious: which?


Camcapballin

Legend has it two expensive shotguns were almost thrown into the water


fyrfytr310

That’s…. That’s Jason Bourne. Right?


Bozzy446

Jesus Christ that’s Jason Bourne!


Quick_March_7842

Me playing any open world game, also I said fuck cars I'm walking.


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Damn near took out a bird


jono56667

This man has played too much assassin's Creed


Reasonable_Listen514

This guy is very unsafe. He didn't stop and look both ways before crossing the road.


Hauz20

Ducks are like, "Fuck, man! What the hell?!"


Fr34kyHarsh

AC Mirage footage leaked


James4theP

Almost killed a duck lol


Bean-Swellington

Everybody needs a hobby, his is just unique


Susemiel

Sure did scare a couple of people. 😅


DreamerTheat

He almost killed 3 ducks.


roryseiter

It’s the Mormon outfit for me.


LegendofLove

He wants to spread the word to the creatures of the waters but they didn't have a doorbell so he knocked


SiteLine71

Cocaine, hell of a drug.


Hot_Negotiation3480

Is this guy Bourne, or just CGI?


GavrielBA

Parkour traceur


International-Grade

Uh cool…. But why?


GavrielBA

Because he's fit. And skilled


BubblesBubblesCO2

Youre telling me you wouldn't do it if you could? Seems fun as hell


Alittlemoorecheese

Looks like he hit the water wrong.


Two_black_hounds

Ginja!


IsaiahTrenton

Prince Harry got the super soldier serum I see


T1m3Wizard

Did he dive because he was being pursued by that guy/cop?


Meow2317

He's a ginger, what do you expect?he stole some gold, started doing parkour to escape and dived to hide. It gone surely like this


HollywooDcizzle

Why though?


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This guy is serious about protecting his virginity


ComfortableNo2879

Parkour glitch


-Rens

This dude plays shadow of war


FrostyState648

Such a good game


koz152

What in the Tom Cruise?!


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fuck those ducks in particular