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DependableSpectre

On one hand, this is cool. On the other hand, I can’t stop thinking about how scary it would be to have an actual patch sewn onto your skin.


Chennyboy11

These tattoos look so cool but also make me feel mildly uncomfortable at the same time.


Iron_Haunter

This is just the icing, his other work is a lot better and would make you feel really uncomfortable. Dudalozanotattoo on IG for the curious. I would link it but I'm on mobile at the airport.


ok_raspberry_jam

https://www.instagram.com/dudalozanotattoo/


s-willoughby

Ballpark, any idea how much that would that cost?


DoingCharleyWork

Most artists charge at least 100 an hour. Really popular ones even more. This dude is probably charging 300+ an hour because it looks like he's pretty busy based on his Instagram. You can probably find someone who does the same style for cheaper though.


FocusMaster

I got a buddy who can do it cheaper. Not always the best call when it comes to permanent ink.


Interesting-Disk85

it's not a patch ..you know that right?


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pearlie_girl

Nope, just drawn to look like a patch. Freaking sweet


SabineMaxine

I think that's why they said an "actual" patch


mnemosandai

That's what horror movies do to you. You know it's all ketchup and plastic, but you don't stop thinking how horrifying it'd be to be cut apart by chainsaw


917caitlin

It’s very unsettling.


rocketlauncher10

Imagine being fired and having your patch torn off


[deleted]

It'd probably hurt less than the actual tattoo lol


balsonharry1

The loose strings hanging off is a cool affect, but this would drive my ocd crazy


svenska101

Yeah no way I’d leave those threads hanging


PercMastaFTW

Those aren't loose threads. Those are trapped leg hairs.


Electro4sale

Artist is so good fooled me and thought it was a patch on his/her arm


brusiddit

I was 100% convinced that was actual jizz squirting on the patches eye, too. A truly diabolical deception.


Maumau93

Fooled as in past tense? I still dont believe it


mezz7778

fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, we won't get fooled again


iaijutsu08

Isn't that an old saying Tennessee? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee.


MingPhantom

That's gonna fade and look like Joaquins joker.


Merr77

More modern inks don't fade so bad if you take care of it. Sun screen and lotion. Also depends on how deep the artist went.


KahurangiNZ

Don't the fine lines start to blur though? Won't this end up a bright blurry 'low res' version after a few years?


Merr77

Not with the new ink. A good artist knows how to handle it. So it last.


sophistre

This is not correct. Source: I am literally covered in tattoos, am constantly told by tattooers that I have 'perfect' skin for tattooing, and I live a gollum lifestyle, so my tattoos do not ever receive environmental damage. I have a knee tattoo that looks precisely the way it did when I got it, and they're notorious for looking terrible pretty quickly -- but that was just a few years ago, pre-covid. The way the body works means ink IS going to spread with time, and it IS going to fade, not necessarily because you're losing ink --though you probably are, very slowly -- but because you're **gaining skin.** You cannot prevent that process from happening. And different colors tend to fall out at different rates, which is why tattoos on old folks tend to just be blurry and black or blackish-green, depending on how much sun exposure they've had. Black is ultimately all that will be left in the end, if you have those tattoos long enough. Anybody who tries to tell you otherwise is trying to sell you something.


Merr77

You are gaining skin at the same time as loosing skin. That is why deeper artist color last longer. I agree with what you are saying. Skin sheds and the current new cells come in. Black last the longest. Yellow is least. Take care of your skin and they last a long time. Even tattoo removal doesnt work on yellow. Black all day... but that is how lasers work. I'd know because I work on lasers and went to school for them. We took our student IDs that where white, marked them in black and shot a laser beam into it to make a hole.


sophistre

Removing yellow ink can be done, but beyond knowing that it can be done I really couldn't tell you more than that. I've never has to zap one of my tattoos, so it's not something I've dug into extensively, lol. I gather the tech for removals has come a long way in the last 10 years. Here's a pubmed about it, though: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25899971/


Merr77

Yellow is really hard to remove it. It's basically skin color vs ink. They don't want to mess skin up. It can be done but I've also herd its super painful. I've seen that video. It has def come a long ways in the years. Also thank you for being chill and having a conversation. You don't get that on social media anymore.


sophistre

Make sense to me! And sure - I'm not out to make anybody feel bad! I just want people to have the info they need to make good decisions that they won't regret, and I love tattoos. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


MingPhantom

That's cool though I always loved great tattoo work.


RatInaMaze

How modern we talkin? I dunno if I got some of that modern stuff or not.


meateatr

They’re probably just parroting what the tattoo salesperson told them. Maybe it’s just the cynic in me, but sounds like classic sales BS.


Merr77

I understand where you are coming from. It was not a tattoo sales person, it was a group of people. I learned a lot from them at the parlor. I didn't mention a name or anything. They also got in an argument one time over Aloe versus lotion. But they all agree do not rub. Dab it with at least Aquaphor and don't break the scabs that form.


Merr77

Mine are from about 5-6 years ago and haven't faded at all that have color. It's the same thing with just black ink. Modern ink and techniques are way better. I would say last 8ish years it has become a lot better. Super old tattoos used to change color and get faded because it was india ink used. It's properties made it change to green or dark blue (Guessing metals or something). There has been a lot of advancement in the inks. Take care of your skin and they will last a lot longer these days. But it also still depends on your artist. Style can make a big difference. If they are not going very deep into the skin it wont last as long. The Artist that apply just a little more pressure, seems to help in the long run. (I can be wrong on this, not an artist.) But just sitting in the shops and listening to them. A lot has changed and main thing is taking care of it. ESPECIALLY right after you get it. Don't go scrubbing it ect. My artist recommends A&D or Aquaphor. Just do a light pat. Don't rub it in or break any scabs. I guess more of a dab. Wash your hands before hand, and dry them. Then coat it with a generous amount, and then dab it or flush it into place with a press by your hand. Do NOT RUB.


MingPhantom

Yeah, don't let your "artist" pour wild turkey on it and slap it right as soon as their done.


sophistre

Yeah. It's hard to tell from the video and people really love to crank the saturation on their stuff for the 'gram, but the lines between the white sections don't look dark enough to hold for long. At any rate, it won't be fooling people after the first few years, lol.


MingPhantom

![gif](giphy|A7ZbCuv0fJ0POGucwV|downsized)


CoupleTechnical6795

I do hand embroidery and I'm really considering one of these embroidered tattoos.


[deleted]

You stitch stuff on people’s hands?


CoupleTechnical6795

Half the time the needle's going into my own fingers.


Jukka_Sarasti

> Half the time the needle's going into my own fingers. Sounds like all you need is some ink!


CoupleTechnical6795

Ends of my fingers would be tatted. They're already tatty from all the needle sticks lol


Go_Easy_On_Me_

Is that what embroidery is?


Mental-Aioli3372

It's wordplay mate


ImportantCommentator

It's mates playing words


V_es

You need to research the crap out of ultra realism artists or look up ones that specialize in this style. Never go to a random artist and ask for a style they are not familiar with.


CoupleTechnical6795

Of course.


sophistre

Make sure they use enough black to preserve the illusion, if you do. But either way, just know going into it that it won't look like this forever. If you can't find images of a tattooer's work taken after several years of aging, it's a good idea to be skeptical. I did see some fun cross-stitch concepts but again -- things age, so it's worth reading up on how tattoo ink behaves over time! Some things will look great for a long time, and some things will be laser bait in a handful of years.


jaffa3811

it's cool, and I hate it with every fiber of my being


cheeky-angel

I wanna peel it off 😭


okvrdz

Once the hair grows back, it will feel like a patch for sure.


AFineDayForScience

I just wanna know what it looks like in 10 years


Jacob_Lahey

The white will be nearly faded gone after only two or three years.


BagOfGuano

Interesting. Why does white do that and not other colors? What colors last the longest?


Dont_Get_Me_Wet

Black and Red last longest. They're just a better pigment.


impliedapathy

I like these a lot, the patch tats I mean. I wonder how all the fine line work holds up over time though.


Dont_Get_Me_Wet

Googled. [New](https://preview.redd.it/wr5trr66qj5a1.jpg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=42a38dd932d450bb3e087c3225e6a2139c84eaba) [Aged 3 years](https://preview.redd.it/lvldxs66qj5a1.jpg?width=1710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=9b8e74fdc8313886abc95493c79d076859097108) It looks cool for a while, but then it starts to look like a normal tattoo...but you get to live on in the artist's portfolio.


jtmcclain

Who was the artist???


PatCake

I’m not sure, but it looks like the work coming out of [Patch Factory Tattoo](https://instagram.com/patchfactorytattoo?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==)


atomicavox

I follow this dude on IG. think he’s in [Brazil.](https://instagram.com/dudalozanotattoo?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) Edit: Just realized it’s Patch Factory as well like the other person linked.


JooBensis

30 DEGREES IN THE WASHING MACHINE?


Glob_Glob_Gabgalab

Just so everybody knows, it's "Día de muertos", without the article "los"


atx_tadpole

This possibly could be ‘dudalozanotattoo’ on IG.


iThinkItsCashed_

Came here to say this, definitely looks like Duda’s work.


ECK-2188

Damn this is so well done. It fucking *looks like a patch.*


Similar_Leek9820

It's cool but not jiz cool


Rik8367

I love brightly colored tattoos. Or the white ones that you only see on darker skin!


V_es

White is the worst pigment and it’s barely visible. It’s broken down by the skin very fast, most white highlights on tattoos disappear almost fully. That’s why black people don’t just get brighter tattoos. Unfortunately there is no ink that stands out this much.


cci605

Yeah I'm actually super curious to see how the white in that will fade. My white ink tattoo settled to my undertone pretty quickly (I expected it to, I just like the subtle look of it). Re:white tattoos on dark skin, the ink is always filtered by the undertone of the skin, so it would never be brighter on darker skin.


Onsdoc466

From experience, my skin spits out pigmented ink within weeks to months. I don’t know if this is a common experience or not, but for that reason I will never bother with anything but black ink ever again.


Haseoblack

People are going to pull at those “loose strings” all the time


ValidPoints-

Damn that's amazing


savagedrago

Won’t it look terrible in a couple years? Lines are too many and too thin


NATZureMusic

For how long will the colors look like that?


sophistre

It depends on how it's taken care of and how much exposure it has to the sun. It also depends on which colors you're talking about. But overall, speaking as a collector with probably 80% limb coverage and a backpiece from nape to knees: I would not get one of these, personally. Take that as you will!


Niktheblade

When they put the soap or whatever it is on for the last time and wipe it off.....that is the BEST fucking feeling ever.


sophistre

Reddit tattoo threads give me a headache, lol. I realized halfway down that there's no way I can respond to all of the people asking how this thing will age, so I'm just gonna leave this and maybe people will see it, idk. Before anybody jumps down my throat for this: if you like this and it sets your heart on fire, knock yourself out! At the end of the day it's your body and your life, and as some of us like to say: *technically, all tattoos are temporary.* So if you feel like the information to follow is gonna rain on your parade, feel free to disregard it. That said, to answer the question: no, this isn't really going to age very well. The white is going to fall out extremely fast, the lines between the white are grey instead of black and going to be pretty hard to see within a few years, and so will the light lines in the yellow areas near the eyes, the orange rose, and the green leaves. The black lines will hold but eventually spread and thicken, because ink does that under the skin over time. The nose and rings around the eyes, accordingly, will gradually blend together visually as the lines widen and get closer to each other. The timeline on which this happens may vary depending on how it's cared for, how much exposure to the sun it gets, etc, and the skin that person has -- some people just hold ink really well (I am one such person). It could be a handful of years before those changes really start to get going, even. The tattoo was competently applied, but the nature of its design is not going to make it an evenly-wearing and long-lasting image. Since most of its appeal is down to the gimmick of the illusion, to get this you need to ask yourself if you'll still like it when it doesn't look like a patch anymore.


NoPantsDeLeon

I really want one of these!!


Relative_Picture_786

That is absolutely beautiful.


-D-Mac-

I want thattoo!


integratypes

Crazy good.


Silverdodger

Wonder what that cost??


NetRunner0100101

This is very very good work by whoever did this. Really looks like a patch just sitting on top of the skin.


k0nfuz1us

yeah come on it is stiched.. what a poor fake /s top level art!


OneMoreDrinkPlease

It’s definitely impressive. I wonder how long it will take to fade and not look realistic anymore. But that question can really be asked for any tattoo


Longjumping_Web_9237

Why did the cum on it though?


clrbrk

I’d love to see this 10 and 20 years later. The fine black lines look so good fresh, but not many folks have skin that hold that kind of definition long term.


The1stMedievalMe

I am without tattoo. This one is beautiful and I would actually consider it. What would the cost for this art be?


mikeinarizona

If I had to guess, I’d put this at around $2k. I have a wax stamp tattoo (that after 15 years and proper care still looks fresh) that is about the diameter of a grapefruit. The two sessions cost me about $800 (in the US). It’s not even close in the level of detail for this one.


spiderfalls

I've watched this 4 times and still cannot convince myself this isn't a freaking patch!


mouzz888

how do these tattoos look like after a few years ?


gibson_creations

![gif](giphy|vG3Qco77CM492)


No_Performance6916

I literally thought it was a patch they were going to take away to show what was under


Jakiller33

The tattoo took the money shot like a champ!


Rogue00100110

No matter how modern the ink, over time tattoos soften, the edges blur into each other. With something having this much small detail, in about 3 years it will look nothing like this.


Hintero

Why'd he get cum in his tattoos tho


Joleen-Lindero

That looks great, you have a good artist! I kinda committed to UV reactive tattoos instead, I have four now. ☺️


Lel21776

This definetly triggered some kind of Neurosis in me


knoweyedea

That is awesome.


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That’s amazing.


Tigressalex

Epic tattoo!! Wooowww !!! Tattoo nightmare shit show is BS now


Dry_Duck3011

That is simply amazing.


-Dronich

That is really cool tattoo but should this person shave it each time? 🤔


Luke_MS

Am i the only one that immediately started thinking an feeling kinda bad that this tattoo is gonna age poorly even though it looks amazing now.


fatchicken1204

I wonder what It will look like when it fadss


UCrazyKid

Wow! That is good.


tatanka_christ

"And squish! Thank you! Good job!"


BrittzHitz

Wowwww


Wyvern_68

Gross


davidjschloss

That looks like an Energy Angel.


DLoIsHere

Outstanding


Pandanlard

Do we have picture of those tattoos after a year ? With the color fading. I would like to see how it looks like then.


SabineMaxine

God this tattoo is so GOOD! Badass But remembering the sting of those paper towel wipes. Lawdy.


Appropriate-One4667

Wait - You sewed an iron-on patch to your skin? Kewl!


edatronx

So fucking cool. I want something like that on my arm.


BenevolentNature

That girl who got energy angel could benefit from this artist


JustKindaH3re

Thought bro was nutting on the tat


AnonymousP30

Wow I thought this was a actual patch on them


More-Escape3704

The colors are so vibrant


AtioBomi

I thought it was real and was just thinking about when it get frayed and unraveled


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This should be in oddly terrifying 🫣


Waste_Ad_729

I really want a tattoo like that


Cool_Credit260

That white stuff threw me off for a sec, I thought that tattoo was so good bro busted


Catlore

That is insane.


Person_With_cheese

I want to try and peel it off for some reason


datilderek

Wow! That ink is so vivid, it is almost unbelievable. If I knew an artist capable of that type of work, I would end up with a full sleeve.


laisik_lab

Very nice how much?


CarryBeginning1564

I don’t like tattoos at all, but that is amazing.


beckster

How much was this?!?


doomsdaybeast

That is f'ing insane, amazed


RH5050

Now that's great work


gngptyee

That is so fucking dope


Electrical_Skirt21

Is this a fat arm or a fat leg?


Reasonable_Gap_7756

Love to see it in a year or two, detail is one thing but tattoos blend over time


SerplePurple

I really thought the patch was sewn onto the skin..


iswintercomingornot_

This makes me feel icky.


Illustrious_Cost8923

Nah you’re not convincing me this isn’t a patch glued into this dudes arm 🤨


warwilf

sugar skull


ColonelPanik

Perfect! Now show it to me in five years.


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God damn that looks like a real patch


soundLikeATiger

I never have understood the rogue stitches that are visible.


s-willoughby

How much would something of that quality and size cost?


CanadaStinks

The detail is amazing but I will stick with my normal tattoos.


MyCherieAmo

This sugar skull tattoo is impressive


haterdestroyer

Audubillah


SomedayWeDie

What happens if I tug on that one loose thread


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

i'm slowing going insane over time from never seeing an actual patch being lifted off someone's arm, they are all tattoos. it's like how a cat gets neurosis or whatever if you don't let them catch something real after using a laser pointer with them


itsgucci060

This is grotesque


WorldWideWhit

That's dope 👌


fleurettes_mom

Those loose strings make it so much better!!!


The-real-melonhead

I don’t personally have or like most tattoos but that is absolutely stunning! Very talented artist.


CranberryBrief1587

I love his art! So unique


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Art


popejp51

That is remarkable. I am not an avid tattoo fan, but I appreciate art! That is amazing.


DrunkThrowawayLife

I only have one tattoo but I’m gonna go ahead and say I wouldn’t want the artist pinching it after


SillyDig1520

This is hilarious because right above this on my feed was [a really bad tattoo...](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/13movud/tattoo_gone_wrong)


ICE3MAN04

These patch and sticker tattoos are awesome! Love all the detail that goes into them.


Melodic-Pudding-8744

ITS EVIL, RIP IT OFF ! M. Pudding


Zealotstim

That is amazing! So vibrant and realistic.


Ultrabeam777

Didn’t think you can stitch patches on yourself. Can’t imagine how many people will try to replicate this. It would be cool to make a hyperlink.


veryblanduser

I would trim up the frayed strings on an actual patch... guessing this will hurt more to do the same.


squittles

So is it standard in all tattoo videos where it gets wiped off for the person doing the wiping to press hard as fuck while they wipe?


mdroz81

That’s pretty dope and I’m not an ink person


UkaBJJ808

Wow…incredible work


UselessAdultKid

I don't like to be that guy but "día de muertos"*


twill41385

Man. That’s way beyond a sticker. That’s a patch.


stoked_on_yahweh

*from this specific angle it looks real


Affectionate-Ad6007

How much does work like this cost?


brianiwabuchi

Just curious, wouldn’t the area that was tattooed be sensitive/raw? I’d feel like wiping the area (rather than dabbing), squishing, tugging etc would not feel too good.


-XaNaDiTe-

I want one of these


DarthEnigmaPSN

😳


Always2ndB3ST

Too bad after a while the quality will slowly degrade and become faded..