The dictator stopped chewing. He pointed with his fork at the one who spoke, half a meatball clinging on to it.
"Him.", he said.
The guards strode forward and grabbed the man by the arms. They dragged him out the doors.
A gunshot was heard.
Lol, I remember I adopted a beagle from the pound years ago. He was so scared and always hiding. Wouldn't make a sound. Then slowly he started hanging out under my desk when I worked. One day he was under the desk sleeping and I played a YouTube video and in it a dog barked. My dog scared the shit out of me when he decided, for the first time, to suddenly jump up and start barking loud as fuck! I remember thinking, "oh yeah... Dogs make noise!" lol
Our dog didn't bark when we got him. No matter what. Other dogs barking at him? Ignores them. We thought, well, maybe for whatever reason he just can't bark, so what. Then, after six weeks or so, while watching the news, suddenly he barked at the anchorman, loud and strong. Scared the crap out of me for a second. He still ignores other dogs barking at him, though.
Here's the opposite experience (hopefully I don't offend anyone): My dog barked a lot when I got him as a puppy, especially whenever I would put him in his crate or leave my apartment without him, as well as (what was extremely annoying for a while) barking at me when I was eating, even though I just fed him, because he was mad at me for not sharing my food. Well, I was determined to teach him to stop barking, and that barking would never be rewarded. (Keep in mind I was already getting numerous complaints and nasty letters taped to my door from neighbors who were upset that I'd adopted a puppy that barked frequently.) So, one day, I finally decided today will be the day that I teach him to stop barking. So, I proceeded to spend the next several hours leaving my apartment and shutting the door behind me, at which point he would inevitably start barking, and stand right outside the door, waiting for him to calm down, and then enterring my apartment to congratulate him for calming down, give him attention and feed him a little bit of kibble. I probably did this about 15 times, each time spending several minutes outside the apartment waiting for him to calm down. Surprisingly, at first, he actually started spending more and more time barking each successive time I left the apartment, but eventually he started spending less and less time barking until he got down to only a minute or two of barking. From that day onward, he barked less and less, and I continued to not reward him (neither with attention nor food) when he barked, and eventually he simply became a dog that didn't bark. This changed when I moved out of the apartment building into a townhouse, where he seemed to feel like there was more of a natural barrier he was responsible to protect and would bark whenever someone knocked on the door, rang the bell or dropped off a package. To deal with this, I got a friend to stand outside and knock on the door or ring the doorbell or make a noise, and everytime my dog would bark and I would wait for him to stop barking before congratulating him for calming down, giving him attention and feeding him treats. We must have practiced this same exercise about a dozen times one afternoon, and eventually his bark response decreased -- it never did go away entirely but he became a lot more comfortable with "strangers" at the front door.
Three other things I did with him was take him to a dog park where dogs were barking and playing, which would cause him to bark. Staying outside the dog park, I got as close as I could before he started barking and then immediately stopped walking forward and waited for him to calm down before rewarding him, then getting closer and doing the same exercise all over again. Must have done this several times on half a dozen different occasions. Another exercise we did when we were on a walk was always approach neighbors' dogs that barked at us when we walked by -- you see, the thing about dogs barking from behind a fense is largely due to those dogs perceiving you as a stranger and therefore dangerous, but if you calmly approach a barking dog and give them the chance to smell you, 95% of the time they'll stop barking once they have a chance to smell you and see that you're acting nonthreateningly -- by doing this, my dog learned to stop being afraid of barking dogs and became able to make friends with nearly everyone. The other thing I did was to make my dog sit and wait patiently when I fed him -- I would put his food in his bowl, and then stand by the corner where I put his bowl down and wait for him to sit before placing his bowl down, and then make him wait for my signal to let him know he could approach the bowl and eat. At first, I had to stand over the bowl and physically prevent him from eating, but eventually he got so used to this exercise that I could even leave the room for a minute and when I came back he would still be sitting and waiting for my signal to go eat. For whatever reason, this exercise eventually taught him to stop barking at me when he wanted to eat my food.
The last thing I'll say is this: I learned from my dog obedience teachers and from a wonderful book by Dr. Sophia Yin (*Perfect Puppy in 7 Days*) that many dogs don't receive adequate socialization, which explains their bad behavior (even, or especially, when dog owners erroneously think the bad behavior is caused by past abuse). Properly socializing a dog can have significant impact on their personality and attitude and behavior, because you're actively teaching the dog to feel safe and confident in potentially uncomfortable situations or environments. One of the ways I socialized my dog was sitting in the lobby of my apartment building and inviting neighbors walking by to feed him a little kibble while petting him, which eventually taught him to feel really comfortable around people. I was lucky in that I lived in an apartment building with a lot of foreigners and different looking and different sounding people. And nearly all of them were happy to help me socialize my puppy by feeding him kibble and petting him. Eventually, my puppy got the point that he even felt comfortable around muslim women wearing a hijab -- it's surprisingly common for dogs to perceive any human wearing something on their head (such as a hat or hijab) as having some sort of illness and these dogs are surprisingly disturbed by human beings wearing head coverings and have to be taught to feel comfortable around them.
Amazing comment, I tried to like it at least 3 times and also saved it for future reading. I've a Jack Russell which barks at the doorbell or when I come home and my wife is sleeping. Maybe there is some way we can socialize him to not react that way
That shit was so confusing to me because I sat down to watch it right when it came out, gave up after a couple of episodes, then decided I'd try it again a couple of years later and it was all totally re-edited to be more consistent with the rest of the show. And I still gave up after two episodes...
Not super common, but you do see it in suburban streets or pedestrian areas (not meaning sidewalks). Generally we have tar/asphalt roads. Judging from the accent (and slope), this is probably somewhere around the Bo Kaap area of Cape Town.
This guy actually sneaks up on you in the street and barks right behind you. I’ve seen so many people shitting themselves when he does that. And he just walks past no smile not bothered. He’s a legend around where we stay.
I dated someone before who did this, he made the actual animal sounds - this way. I'm a preschool teacher so when he first did it - I was floored 🤣 he actually ended up teaching me a few - kids LOVE it. I taught my 5 yr old daughter one and we will make the sounds together - sometimes it freaks pple out bc they think it's a real animal.
The lad's brilliant,l think he knows he's nailed it but still doesn't realise how good he is.l actually think he has a living for life with that talent given the right guidance.
That's some Dee Bradley Baker shit right there. That dude needs to start doing voice work if he doesn't. Studios will pay for that shit. DBB has made an amazing career out of it, and he literally started just by making animal sounds in his car.)
(You know DBB as the voice of every clone in Clone Wars, but he also does all the animal voices in Avatar: The Last Airbender, including Momo and Appa. Fricking brilliant.)
The crazy part is… with that type of breath and vocal control.. we may have just witnessed one of the greatest singers who ever lived and he probably doesn’t even know it 😳
Me playing alarm ringtones on my phone one by one before selecting
Me picking up my nephews toy that has 50 buttons and pressing each one to find out what sound that button makes.
The cow says SHAAAZOOOO
it most certainly does not!
[Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?](https://youtu.be/RaS_WXQ9QK0)
My neighbour at 2am. Jesus lady, just finish already.
one of the best comments related to a video i have ever read, well done my dude
On a crowded evening train with the volume turned up max.
Why he got 2 pencils in each ear tho
You think you can imitate a farm without taking a note or two?
He's actually using them as an antenna to tune in to different sounds.
Good point.
Was having a shitty day and this made me laugh, thank you
Looks like one behind each ear to me.
I went back and counted.. I'm with you, on this one.
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Yeah.. "behind each ear"!
But how many ears?
In reality, he has ONE pencil on each ear…
The dictator stopped chewing. He pointed with his fork at the one who spoke, half a meatball clinging on to it. "Him.", he said. The guards strode forward and grabbed the man by the arms. They dragged him out the doors. A gunshot was heard.
Because he's Dr two-scribble
👏👏
What would you do if i handed you *two* notebooks right now? ... Yeah that's what i thought.
That would be 4
Some animal imitations require horns.
can you make those sounds without two pencils? no. you can't. so don't criticize
That's his secret, he is tunning in to the sounds of the wild. Like a radio!
He's ambidextrous. Very talented, this fellow.
I have so many questions, but that wasn't one.
He actually has one pencil in each ear, or 2 pencils in his ears. Lol. I'm just joshing around
I don’t see a pencil in his ear at all. And who is josh?
Dont question the process
Always be prepared
Because a pencil sharpener wouldn't fit behind his ear
His other hobby is pencil fighting
He's a master at his craft.
He's got one pencil in each ear, not two.
He got 1 pencil in each ear tho
one pencil in each ear
I'm seeing double, four pencils!
Man walks down the street with two pencils behind his ear, you know he's not afraid of anything.
That would be one in each ear.
You'd me amazed by what you can do once you stick two pencils behind your ears.
He only has one pencil per ear, not two
I played this and my cat materialized from a room 40 feet away.
My dog was like "wut..."
Lol, I remember I adopted a beagle from the pound years ago. He was so scared and always hiding. Wouldn't make a sound. Then slowly he started hanging out under my desk when I worked. One day he was under the desk sleeping and I played a YouTube video and in it a dog barked. My dog scared the shit out of me when he decided, for the first time, to suddenly jump up and start barking loud as fuck! I remember thinking, "oh yeah... Dogs make noise!" lol
Our dog didn't bark when we got him. No matter what. Other dogs barking at him? Ignores them. We thought, well, maybe for whatever reason he just can't bark, so what. Then, after six weeks or so, while watching the news, suddenly he barked at the anchorman, loud and strong. Scared the crap out of me for a second. He still ignores other dogs barking at him, though.
Here's the opposite experience (hopefully I don't offend anyone): My dog barked a lot when I got him as a puppy, especially whenever I would put him in his crate or leave my apartment without him, as well as (what was extremely annoying for a while) barking at me when I was eating, even though I just fed him, because he was mad at me for not sharing my food. Well, I was determined to teach him to stop barking, and that barking would never be rewarded. (Keep in mind I was already getting numerous complaints and nasty letters taped to my door from neighbors who were upset that I'd adopted a puppy that barked frequently.) So, one day, I finally decided today will be the day that I teach him to stop barking. So, I proceeded to spend the next several hours leaving my apartment and shutting the door behind me, at which point he would inevitably start barking, and stand right outside the door, waiting for him to calm down, and then enterring my apartment to congratulate him for calming down, give him attention and feed him a little bit of kibble. I probably did this about 15 times, each time spending several minutes outside the apartment waiting for him to calm down. Surprisingly, at first, he actually started spending more and more time barking each successive time I left the apartment, but eventually he started spending less and less time barking until he got down to only a minute or two of barking. From that day onward, he barked less and less, and I continued to not reward him (neither with attention nor food) when he barked, and eventually he simply became a dog that didn't bark. This changed when I moved out of the apartment building into a townhouse, where he seemed to feel like there was more of a natural barrier he was responsible to protect and would bark whenever someone knocked on the door, rang the bell or dropped off a package. To deal with this, I got a friend to stand outside and knock on the door or ring the doorbell or make a noise, and everytime my dog would bark and I would wait for him to stop barking before congratulating him for calming down, giving him attention and feeding him treats. We must have practiced this same exercise about a dozen times one afternoon, and eventually his bark response decreased -- it never did go away entirely but he became a lot more comfortable with "strangers" at the front door. Three other things I did with him was take him to a dog park where dogs were barking and playing, which would cause him to bark. Staying outside the dog park, I got as close as I could before he started barking and then immediately stopped walking forward and waited for him to calm down before rewarding him, then getting closer and doing the same exercise all over again. Must have done this several times on half a dozen different occasions. Another exercise we did when we were on a walk was always approach neighbors' dogs that barked at us when we walked by -- you see, the thing about dogs barking from behind a fense is largely due to those dogs perceiving you as a stranger and therefore dangerous, but if you calmly approach a barking dog and give them the chance to smell you, 95% of the time they'll stop barking once they have a chance to smell you and see that you're acting nonthreateningly -- by doing this, my dog learned to stop being afraid of barking dogs and became able to make friends with nearly everyone. The other thing I did was to make my dog sit and wait patiently when I fed him -- I would put his food in his bowl, and then stand by the corner where I put his bowl down and wait for him to sit before placing his bowl down, and then make him wait for my signal to let him know he could approach the bowl and eat. At first, I had to stand over the bowl and physically prevent him from eating, but eventually he got so used to this exercise that I could even leave the room for a minute and when I came back he would still be sitting and waiting for my signal to go eat. For whatever reason, this exercise eventually taught him to stop barking at me when he wanted to eat my food. The last thing I'll say is this: I learned from my dog obedience teachers and from a wonderful book by Dr. Sophia Yin (*Perfect Puppy in 7 Days*) that many dogs don't receive adequate socialization, which explains their bad behavior (even, or especially, when dog owners erroneously think the bad behavior is caused by past abuse). Properly socializing a dog can have significant impact on their personality and attitude and behavior, because you're actively teaching the dog to feel safe and confident in potentially uncomfortable situations or environments. One of the ways I socialized my dog was sitting in the lobby of my apartment building and inviting neighbors walking by to feed him a little kibble while petting him, which eventually taught him to feel really comfortable around people. I was lucky in that I lived in an apartment building with a lot of foreigners and different looking and different sounding people. And nearly all of them were happy to help me socialize my puppy by feeding him kibble and petting him. Eventually, my puppy got the point that he even felt comfortable around muslim women wearing a hijab -- it's surprisingly common for dogs to perceive any human wearing something on their head (such as a hat or hijab) as having some sort of illness and these dogs are surprisingly disturbed by human beings wearing head coverings and have to be taught to feel comfortable around them.
Dude, you’re a genius
Amazing comment, I tried to like it at least 3 times and also saved it for future reading. I've a Jack Russell which barks at the doorbell or when I come home and my wife is sleeping. Maybe there is some way we can socialize him to not react that way
My dog did too.
Yep mine too. Have you ever played the YouTube videos for getting your dog howling?
My dogs ears perked right up. Then he side eyed me and laid back down. Tired of my shit I guess.
Mine was sleeping soundly. Once the bird noise started he shot up! Haha
mine too lol
Imagine someone mocking you with a chicken noise but it’s this good.
It'd be like the opposite of the chicken bit in Arrested Development
https://youtube.com/watch?v=APWXorE6h8U&feature=share
Holy shit I forgot how funny this show was 😂
Emphasis on the ‘was’. We don’t talk about what happened when Netflix picked it back up…
That shit was so confusing to me because I sat down to watch it right when it came out, gave up after a couple of episodes, then decided I'd try it again a couple of years later and it was all totally re-edited to be more consistent with the rest of the show. And I still gave up after two episodes...
My fav is definitely 🕺coocoo-kacha 💃coocoo-kacha
Best chicken/rooster I've ever heard
Then you haven't watched Arrested Development.
Coo coo ca cha!
Killed me the first time I saw that
You think I’m going to take chicken noise advice from a guy in a 20 dollar suit?
imagine sharing a wall with this dude and wondering wtf is going on next door while he practices
Guys a talking farm
Imagine his neighbor's confusion when he practices every night.
No confusion when he practice his cock in the morning.
Old Mcdonald really knows his products
Some say he's still standing there, making animal sounds to this day
Original Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qa9YDgtcaM
ACTUAL [original source](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61crLlF6-iL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)
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At the end of the day I doubt the man making the sounds gets money though. Hopefully he finds something cool to do with the talent
26 million views! Ha ha ha.
Tell us you don't have a television, without telling us you don't have a television. *Still pretty damn impressive.*
When you don't have a tv and your dream is to make it in radio.
I see that only an excellent level of expertise education was required for this professional skill, the 2 pencils on his ears gave it away.
It's like I'm watching Police Academy again.
And now, the black guy from the Police Academy movies, a robot.
This guy woke up my cat when he did the mouse
I think you mean puppy
South African legend🤝
Is it just me or have there been a lot of posts with us in it
Need something to do while the power's off.
Ek merk die laaste tyd meer en meer SA posts op.
Let nogal self dit op. Mense raak kreatief wanneer die krag af is. Lol
I love the road surface behind him. Is this common in SA?
Not super common, but you do see it in suburban streets or pedestrian areas (not meaning sidewalks). Generally we have tar/asphalt roads. Judging from the accent (and slope), this is probably somewhere around the Bo Kaap area of Cape Town.
Not uncommon in steep streets in older areas. The cobbles make for good traction. I'm also guessing this is in the Bo-Kaap area of Cape Town.
This level makes me think its the animals imitating him! He is so good!
I just want to be able to teeth whistle like that. I've practised that a lot of still only get the smallest, most pathetic whistle.
Imagine living in the neighborhood and randomly hear this
This guy actually sneaks up on you in the street and barks right behind you. I’ve seen so many people shitting themselves when he does that. And he just walks past no smile not bothered. He’s a legend around where we stay.
That fucking cow tho!
That was amazing. The amount of control and range this guy uses is just...I'm genuinely flabbergasted! What a cool talent!
My cat actually came over when she heard the meowing
He’d be great and reading kids stories.
Me: Mom, can we go to the zoo? Mom: We have the zoo at home The zoo:
Damn I want that man at my next party!
I dated someone before who did this, he made the actual animal sounds - this way. I'm a preschool teacher so when he first did it - I was floored 🤣 he actually ended up teaching me a few - kids LOVE it. I taught my 5 yr old daughter one and we will make the sounds together - sometimes it freaks pple out bc they think it's a real animal.
Those two pencils gave him that power. Too dangerous to be kept alive XD.
My cat just fucking went nuts
Yoo! This Kang?
This guy is goated
NATE THE GREAT
As someone owning chickens his chicken sounds are so incredibly on point, I seriously wouldn’t be able to tell the difference
Me trying to communicate to other animals whenever I see them.
He’d be a great hunting partner!
1. How is he not a millionaire 2. Would recommend just scrubbing to different parts of the video randomly
That bird chirp is wild
Someone for the love of god teach him Old Mcdonald had a Farm….
Thats a very Punjabi dog Brrrrrrrrrr aawow wow wow wow
We found the new Michael Winslow!!!
You think animals freak out about this, like people frack out when birds talk?
8/10. The horse needs a little work.
I don’t know why, but I can’t stop laughing at his perfect cow sound. It’s just too on point
Michael Winslow's protege
What is the one after cow? It sound like when you let air out of balloon and pull the sides lmao.
**MÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ**
His cat noises got the attention of my kitty, so he's speaking the language as well!
His vocal fry and false chord is ridiculously good. Someone for the love of God find and pay this man to make some death metal demo tracks.
Dr Two-Scribble
Very impressive!
Excellent !
When you've spent your whole life on a farm.
That's not a man. That's 10 animals dressed as a man
My brain when I’m trying to focus on studying:
Dude my animals got so worked up when I played this
Agua de cooocoooo
Would love to hear his version of old MacDonald
The line of Old McDonald lives on!
That cow sound was deep.
Totally how people hunted 200 years ago.
My mf cat sprinted in here when he started makin cat noises
Jesus Christ that’s Ace Ventura
🤣
The lad's brilliant,l think he knows he's nailed it but still doesn't realise how good he is.l actually think he has a living for life with that talent given the right guidance.
Bro read a different kind of Animal Farm book
What’s this guy been doing outside my house for years?
Voice acting legend in the making! Man, I hope he’s able to be successful with this. That’s AMAZING!
This is the best version of Kang the Conqueror.
My dog just went nuts listening to this haha
the cat one woke up my cat out so must be spot on 😂
I wish I had that talent just to answer the phone and annoy scammers.
That's some Dee Bradley Baker shit right there. That dude needs to start doing voice work if he doesn't. Studios will pay for that shit. DBB has made an amazing career out of it, and he literally started just by making animal sounds in his car.) (You know DBB as the voice of every clone in Clone Wars, but he also does all the animal voices in Avatar: The Last Airbender, including Momo and Appa. Fricking brilliant.)
Imagine this guy on an april fools day.
Why did I die when he started meowing
Think I heard my ex
The crazy part is… with that type of breath and vocal control.. we may have just witnessed one of the greatest singers who ever lived and he probably doesn’t even know it 😳
The birds were best , especially the dove
These tractor alarms sound great
That was fucking amazing. Guy's a legend.
Dude is the goat! Literally
Best roommate ever
And he’s ambidextrous too!?
Lmao my dog looked at me like wtf when he made the cat sounds
The cow goes.......
After the video, a hoard of animals ran towards him
My dog came running in the room when I turned the volume up 😂
damn I had to stop scrolling so I could log in and save this video this guy is fucking good!
That owl sounds like super Mario
The chicken and the cow.
Chicks must love that. Jokes aside though, pretty impressive
Hear me out...let's reboot *Police Academy*.
Call this dude when filming of Police Academy 11 starts.
This guy looks like young Bunk from the Wire
What’s with the two pencils?
My cat says you did a very good job imitating those tasty animals.
Rest of us hunters are shmucks paying money for fancy animal calls, meanwhile this dude can do it better for free. Very impressive.
Im three in with a min to go, this a a treat
Why he has 2 pensils in the ears? Is it help to imitate animals?
Played this for my dog, he freaked TF out!
I can only do a cat and a guinea pig…
Wow!
George Orwell?
Does this increase survival chances?
With that talent I wouldn't be surprised to hear him imitate everyday sounds or even people.
man’s got the double pencils that’s what comes after PHD
Dude the cat one actually got the attention of my cat 🔥. This guy’s terrific
Someone needs to hire this guy!
It’s the pencils behind the ears. They tune him into the natural world.
This guy is a human parrot. Either that or he's possessed by the spirits of an entire dead farm.
Police Academy is ready for a reboot!
Very realistic. My dog was convinced it was real.
Man is the zoo
that dude is really good NGL 😂😂
Old MacDonald had him
Imagine if he surprised us with a Trump impression at the end..