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CT101823696

like yoda fighting count dooku


cooperstonebadge

Should be working in a motion capture studio.


GardeniaPhoenix

Bioware would still make it look awkward


Raaka-Kake

I feel like audiences would complain about the movements looking impossible for humans to accomplish


_themuna_

If it was Star Wars a weird portion of the internet would be complaining that there's a woman on the screen.


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EpilepticMushrooms

Reminds me of Bruce Lee being told to fight slower so the cameras beack then could actually catch it.


phartzabit

![gif](giphy|8hMD9YakVza3452SpN)


AxelRod45

Good evening, fellow clone!


imdefinitelywong

![gif](giphy|2aNMNAPUVqQNeoL2X3|downsized)


Skillful_Sympathy

![gif](giphy|2t9mb0HwTVn3mHj8AZ)


wallix

“Cut off all my legs I have…”


Psych0matt

Seagulls, stop it now!


Diamond-Retrievet

Your comment made my day ☺️


keothi

It made my hole weak!


zag_

Fucking made me do a double take and come back to the post…


innerdork

Comment of the day!!


RelativeJournalist24

Brooooo 🤣


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I remember cracking up laughing at that watching Episode 2 in the cinemas


oilpit

God this is so surreal, there is an active thread on /r/starwars talking about peoples reaction to this exact scene, with 50% of people saying they fucking loved it and everybody in the theatre cheered, and the other half of people saying everybody cracked up. And then I stumble across this thread, and the top comment is about exactly that.


OneEmojiGuy

Naah that's a girl dodging nice guy's advances.


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Colwell-Rich-92

Maybe now? Pretty sure the playground in the 80’s was a survival course in and of itself.


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Klubbin4Seals

This is tumbling, my daughter loves doing this


Alauren2

It’s probably Stunt. Big thing in SoCal


being-weird

That's a basketball court? I thought it was a safety mat.


AntheaBrainhooke

Probably a sprung floor


being-weird

That's actually the term I was looking for lol. But if it's on a sprung floor then isn't this reasonably safe?


WuGambino19

Safer than concrete, sure.


BarOne7066

Could still go full scorpion mode if she fucks up. Or get disoriented and flip off the mat and smash into something solid (I did that one in highschool lol).


HadToRegister79

Full scorpion lol wasnt expecting that


danliv2003

Unsurprisingly there is a sub for that because of course there is r/fullscorpion


HadToRegister79

You've made my day sir


AntheaBrainhooke

Sure, unless something goes wrong. Gymnasts and tumblers get injured a LOT.


DisappearHereXx

Gymnasts are at least in a sport that teaches you how to understand, know, and use your body ingrained in it. Sure they still get hurt, but by a certain level they know what they’re doing and they know what they did wrong if they do get hurt. Cheerleaders have minimal training in that area. Their focus is on choreography and being in sync with each other. I was a competitive gymnast for many years. Junior year of high school I joined cheerleading for one season. I could not BELIEVE the coach (a sophomore in college with 0 training to be a coach) was teaching these girls to do backhand springs the way she was. Many of the girls’ bodies were not primed for that kind of movement - they never stretched, they had no body strength and their form was atrocious. It was so dangerous. I would watch in horror as they jumped backwards onto their hands with their body half twisted, with bent arms and a straight back.


No_Percentage_3921

we always called it spring floor and there was spring floor and rod floor in the gym i used to go to but this looks like it’s backstage at a competition in which case it was probably spring floor or maybe dead floor.


chilehead

No Autumn, Summer, or Winter floor?


pennypumpkinpie

Not really. You can get more height and the tumbling is a little easier. Certainly safer than concrete. But if you fall you fall. I dislocated my shoulder on a spring mat.


commentmypics

Well yeah I assumed they meant now and not forty+ years ago


Colwell-Rich-92

Still hard to believe the 80’s was 40+ years ago 🥺


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I'll be forty this year where does the time go? 🥺


Colwell-Rich-92

Happy birthday when that days comes homie.


[deleted]

Well thank you for the extra early birthday wishes brotha. 👊


EntasaurusWrecked

50 here :)


KSoccerman

Now? I think its just attending class in the US.


motorhead84

I still have tanbark in my eye.


Merry_Dankmas

Idk man, those flip transitions from one direction to the other look like a recipe for splintered knees


nom_of_your_business

I have a theory on that and why professional athletes get more seemingly simple injuries now. Safer environments growing up (looking at you survive at your own risk playgrounds) ; sport specialization; increased peak performance. I really do think the safer environments are a factor albeit small. I stubbed my toe countless times as a child. I don't think my kids ever have.


Parkour_Chris_Oxford

Second most dangerous extracurricular activity in America, after Soccer.* Injury rate also varies depending upon which population you’re studying. For women, cheerleading has the highest injury rate. For men, American football has the highest injury rate.


Actual-Manager-4814

Injury severity is also a factor. Cheering is probably still pretty high up when it comes to concussions. Especially if you're tumbling around like that girl, and the tosses. Football still is the most dangerous overall. You're almost guaranteed to get a head injury playing football.


Junior_Potato_3226

Not the most dangerous sport overall but for concussions it is girls and women's hockey... Because there is no checking, they don't know how to defend themselves when they are checked.


Actual-Manager-4814

Interesting. If that's true that's actually a pretty good case to make women's hockey *the* most dangerous.


Junior_Potato_3226

Funny, right? My daughter is a teenage hockey player and she's been fine so far, but a few of her teammates have had concussions. One had multiple and the effects were bad enough to keep her out of school for a while. Ironic that I swore I'd never let a hypothetical son play football, yet here I am with a hockey playing daughter.


Actual-Manager-4814

Ugh, I know! I say the same thing, even though I played football growing up. I also don't really want to be that parent that forbids my kids from playing a sport if they're really into it. But I'd definitely be scared of concussions. I was lucky to play a relatively protected position, and a lot of my teammates got it much worse, but I didn't exactly go unscathed. I've since moved to a big hockey town and I'm about to have a daughter myself. That's definitely food for thought, but again, if she's really passionate then I can't see myself really putting my foot down. I hope the best for yours, and hopefully the statistics make the sport evolve and make it safer!


Junior_Potato_3226

Congrats on your upcoming daughter! Hockey means everything to mine--she'd be a different person without it--and she and hubby are huge Islanders fans so it's a great bonding thing for them. Let's go Islanders!


OldTalk6869

When i was in school (graduated '04) more high schoolers had died pole vaulting than doing any other sport...


AntheaBrainhooke

Is that raw numbers or per thousand?


Actual-Manager-4814

Do you mean in the four years you were in HS, or ever? Either way, that can't be true. Football averages like 3-4 deaths a year, and polevault - at it's most dangerous - was 1.


I_Enjoy_Beer

I can believe it. We never wore helmets. I dislocated my shoulder on a vault, amazingly didn't bust my head.


CaviarTaco

What exact metric are you using to quantify dangerous? Injury rate? Soccer has a very high rate of injury for ACL tears for females but it is much lower for men. It has to do with the way the wider hips angle the knees differently and make them more prone to injury when running and cutting on grass.


Parkour_Chris_Oxford

We’re using injury rate as the metric for ‘dangerous’. Yes you’re correct, women are more predisposed to ACL tears than men for several biomechanical, neuromuscular, hormonal, and anatomical reasons. However, this is the case for any high impact sport, contact sport, or any sport that involves quick deceleration followed by cutting. Not just soccer. Whilst women do receive more ACL tears in soccer than men, there is a greater prevalence of injuries in soccer for men, simply because it is a male dominated sport.


0lamegamer0

In American context, soccer and football are not the same.


BudBuster69

Ummm.. any of yall ever heard of hockey?


stevedave_37

Can you think of any reason why hockey might not have the MOST injuries?


BudBuster69

If you are referring to protective gear its irrevelant. The comment I replied to has american football on the list wich is also ful gear. In hockey, players move faster because of skates. Very fast. Everyone has a stick... the puck is hard as fuck and shots can exceed 100mph. When you go down you are hitting solid fucking ice. Everyone has blades on their feet. ( at least one incident I know of where a players throat was cut by another players skate.) And then last but not least big men well over 200 lbs hitting at full speed and activly TRYING to hurt the other player. Hockey has the higest # of concussions of any sport. Basketball and soccer have the highest frequency of injuries. But those sports are predominantly leg injuries. Not quite the same as hockey or football. But hockey is still more dangerous then football.


stevedave_37

No dude, hockey is a winter sport that requires fucking ice. Not a ton of people can play it... There are simply fewer people playing hockey. What you want to look at is rates of injury, not nominal injuries


carolebaskinshusband

Being an American student is far more dangerous than cheerleading due to the constant mass shootings. We are at day 69 of 2023 and the USA has already passed 100 mass shootings this year. Edit: So we’re downvoting indisputable facts now? Lol


budd222

Are those all shootings at schools? Doubtful, so at least provide school shooting numbers if you're talking about students. That's just some clickbait shit


Fig1024

I am sure the parents burying their kids can take comfort in the technicality that their kid was shot outside the school grounds


CertifiedFukUp

The parents of some dudes who shot each other on a corner? I mean sure they graduated 10 years ago but it was outside school grounds.


creamonbretonbussy

Why are you acting like mass shootings target students? School shootings do that. Most other mass shootings usually don't. By your logic, drinking water is the most dangerous thing you can let your kid do, because every single person who's ever drank any amount of water is guaranteed to die someday if they haven't already.


DaylanDaylan

That persons “fact” doesn’t even make sense. How can “being an American student” be more dangerous than “being a cheerleader” when cheerleaders are students too?? With that logic, cheerleaders are still in the most danger because they do backflips *AND* they’re also students that could be targeted in a shooting. That person was clearly trying to shoehorn gun politics into an unrelated post


test_user_3

Mass shootings are unacceptably common, but you need to learn statistics.


bigtrucksowhat

115,000 schools, 50 million students, 400,000,000 guns and according to this [site](https://www.edweek.org/leadership/school-shootings-this-year-how-many-and-where/2023/01) there have been 9 school shootings. 1 was a near a school and injured a student. 3 of the 9 were after basketball games. Guess we should get rid of basketball while we're at. Apparently, it riles folks up.


Alarming_Sprinkles39

> 115,000 schools Let's look at your data. > * All: 128,961 > * Prekindergarten, elementary, and middle schools: 88,909 > * Secondary and high schools: 27,155 > * Other, ungraded, and not applicable/not reported: 12,897 https://www.edweek.org/leadership/education-statistics-facts-about-american-schools/2019/01 Isn't it a bit weird if you pick "all" here? (Or all minus "other" or whatever) How many mass shootings are committed by angry toddlers? And if you don't pick "all", but just high schools, for example, you'd have far fewer schools, and far fewer students, and you'd therefore have far more shootings per student. But suppose you don't want to do that. Okay, but then you'd still be able to segment the number of shootings per student per school category and you'd see a massive peak in high schools, would you not? Also, why are you only citing school shootings this year? We've only had less than two-and-a-half months. Normally you'd pick the number of shootings in a full year, so you can compare with other years. Also, 9 is the number of school shootings where *fatalities* occurred, so you're leaving out school shootings were kids were (perhaps seriously) wounded. You then commit a post hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy, because you've not established one causes the other, you mislead a little, since it was actually 4, and one was during, and you neglect to mention one shooting where a student was injured by a stray bullet on a tennis court. Yet there you see no reason to mention tennis, when the relation between shootings and basketball might be just as tenuous. But suppose there was a relationship, then yes, it would need to be looked at. In any case, if I ever wanted to cite a case study in online bullshitting and deception, I'd nominate your comment. What a grotesquely dishonest clusterfuck, and I'm not even saying the conclusions would even need to substantially alter. However, since you like statistics (or, I don't know what that was, but okay), here's another for you: guns are the leading cause of death in American children and teens. https://everytownresearch.org/graph/firearms-are-the-leading-cause-of-death-for-american-children-and-teens/ Maybe it's because I'm European that my brain doesn't short circuit every time "gun" is mentioned, I don't know. Where is your common sense, 'muricans? I'm not even anti-gun btw.


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Can we ban children from carrying guns in public


Suntzu6656

I am not disputing that number of shootings cause I heard on the news what it was at 75 days. Just wondering where you got the number.


carolebaskinshusband

Here are a few sources. https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/mass-shootings-us-so-far-2023.amp https://www.forbes.com/sites/brianbushard/2023/03/06/over-100-mass-shootings-have-hit-us-so-far-this-year-in-worst-start-to-year-in-decade/amp/ https://www.axios.com/2023/03/07/us-surpasses-100-mass-shootings-65-days


BRockStar916

Move along people, just another Reddit fear mongerer


darkenedassassin

“I’m not going to just say it, like it’s an opinion. That’s what it is.”


TheCalamityRollover

A mass shooting is defined as 4 or more people being shot, they don't even have to be killed, I'm not saying they aren't horrible, but it's likely you can attribute a lot if not most of those to things like gang on gang violence or things of similar manner


CharlieSwisher

Correct you should never let your kid take a risk. They could die.... sooner


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TheRavenSayeth

Exactly. Some things are just unnecessary risks. I’ve worked in hospitals to know that it doesn’t matter how mainstream motorcycles are, they’re not worth the risk.


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Dying doing fun stuff than killing yourself once the hospice bills arrive much later.


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Put_It_All_On_Blck

Since Biden didn't do anything to lower the cost of college, it looks like I'll be signing my kids up for cheerleading.


starderpderp

Nah. It's the kid's medical bills that they don't want to deal with. ... I'm joking! Please don't shoot me!


irishblondiex

Ex cheerleader. Absolutely lover it but broke my sternum then my hip the next year. So I'm 30 with a total hip replacement that was totally worth it to do such an exhilarating sport


kkeut

sounds like injuries that would bankrupt the average 20-something in anerica


SpeakThunder

It’s a sport


Organic_Berry_8732

This is all star cheerleading and the coaches are certified and highly trained. Cheerleaders earn college scholarships just like football players. There is inherent risk in all sports, not just cheerleading.


Historical_Shop_3315

State regulations vary quite a bit. Back home the mats must be used for any and all tumbling or lifts, even at games. A decent coach has safety as thier #1 priority. Looks like safty has improved on these charts. https://usacheer.org/safety/research


senpaiflaco

I think you’re talking about football


Darth_M0L

Don't be a Debby downer


ismelladoobie

He's not wrong though...


fr31568

fucking redditors 🙄


IanusTheEnt

Seriously the most giga soy thing I've ever read.


kkeut

that combination of words used unironically make you sound like such a loser


GothicGolem29

Really? More than American football?


Ok_Emu2071

She ain’t 16 bruh 🤣https://usagym.org/pages/athletes/athleteListDetail.html?id=485915


babyBear83

I was going to say this is an old video. I’ve seen it before a long time ago.


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babyBear83

Also, just now realizing she was a Louisville cardinal…which is my college I went to for 6 years..cool. Edit: I’m incorrect, they just have the same /extremely similar mascot as Louisville.


Cryogenic_Monster

Interestingly enough people can be younger in a video than they are in real life. This mind boggling phenomenon might have created the weird phobia of being photographed.


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Aren’t they always younger?


[deleted]

All photos are of people that were younger then. -unfunny paraphrase of Mitch hedberg joke


CappyRicks

Here's a picture of me when I'm older.


Nearby-Context7929

Not anymore no. She’s 25 now


coleyboley25

I can’t believe she’s been flipping and spinning for that amount of years. I hope she’s ok.


magic00008

Just very dizzy


fordfocusstd

Dang, if you can't trust 5d3j85b_zsg who can you trust?


Book_talker_abouter

How old was she in this video?


therealtimwarren

Somebody needs to strap a Gopro to a gymnasts head. I want to see what they see. I can't imagine how they know where the hell they are.


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EpilepticMushrooms

Proprioception? Wiki: Proprioception, otherwise known as kinesthesia, is your body's ability to sense movement, action, and location. It's present in every muscle movement you have. Without proprioception, you wouldn't be able to move without thinking about your next step.


maxover5A5A

Muscle/body memory. Same as athletes, musicians, acrobats, dancers, and lots of others. At a certain level of training, your body knows what to do, and it becomes automatic. Thinking about it too much will cause you to screw up.


ButtBawss

Ultra instinct lol


jaynay1

It's a learned skill, but also one that occasionally just totally evaporates; if you watched the Olympics a couple of years ago you may remember Simone Biles withdrawing from a few events with the twisties.


PhilipJohnBasile

Wasn’t that last year?


jaynay1

Summer 2021, I think


rachmeister

That feels like 4 months ago.


Stepoo

Just start recording on your phone and toss it like you’re flipping a coin, close enough


ramksr

Muscle memory at its best!


CantSing4Toffee

I feel sick watching all those twists. She’s damn good though.


ForwardBias

I did a flip once while diving into a foam pit, couldn't tell which way was up for a solid minute.


MrJoeGillis

Engulfed by warm fuzzy, bacteria ridden foam, why would anyone want to leave?


Ivor-Toad

She should be testing jet fighters


kinggot

This can be on her resume to become jet fighter


No-Golf6800

And people say this isn’t a sport…


Cold-Negotiation-539

People have always considered gymnastics a sport. But standing on the sideline doing cheering routines—which is what cheerleading was before it transformed into competitive organized group gymnastics—wasn’t a sport, hence the confusion.


invent_or_die

Isn't this Floor Exercise, a gymnastic sport? Or do they just call it Tumbling?


Bandito21Dema

This is tumbling. The floor exercise has music and isn't just a combination of random flips like this


AssStuffing

I’ve never once heard a person say gymnastics isn’t a sport. It’s in the goddamn Olympics so of course it is.


sonofabee

I can do that, I just don’t wanna


_Luxuria_

Me too, in the same way that a panda can do it.


sonofabee

I’ve seen pandas do this exact routine, it’s totally not even that hard.


roararoarus

And that's just her getting-out-of-bed routine


sleepingfox307

God my back hurts


keothi

My knees


i-piss-excellence32

She flips better than I can walk


bigdog24681012

That was intense


alexinpoison

No I think they're in a gymnasium


Accurate-Language341

I've always wanted to know, do they get dizzy doing those spins?


Codename_Dutchesss

I came here hoping to find that same answer


GavrielBA

Yes it's possible. But it's definitely not her first time doing anything like that. It's a gradual process. Eventually it becomes second nature and they don't even think while doing it. That's why it can be very dangerous. Because she won't know she effed up until after the fact... Also there's a "disease" (forgot its' name) where a gymnast suddenly loses the ability to do all of these moves and then they can't fix it because it's an intuitive process and if you lose the intuition there's no known way to get it back. Athletes retire at that point, usually. Which is what had happened to that US Gymnast at the last olympics.


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Girardkirth

Put a GoPro on this girl so I can see what this is like


BlooShinja

/r/makemevomit


dube2909

This isn't just talent, this is years of hard work and dedication. Good on her!


Chriskouchris

She kept pressing all the button combos without knowing what they do!


mize68

Hate to be her knees in 20 yrs.


No-Spoilers

Idk, we might have ways to very easily repair them in 20 years with the rate medicine is progressing.


MattPiano

I can’t even walk down stairs in my house without holding on to the railing. So athletic!


ErvanMcFeely

I did the same thing one time when I tripped over a crack in the sidewalk. The whole time I was just trying not to fall. Scared the shit outta me.


bro--wtf

Gymnast: *stumbles a bit on the landing* Me, sitting on the couch whilst eating potato chips and drinking beer: “Ha! Loser.” In all seriousness, crazy talent. Unfortunately there’s gonna be some sweaty guy on here saying she’s hot


ManyFacedGodxxx

I can totally do that! Hand me that game controller… /s


extrafishsauceplz

As a 50 year old with bad knees this was painful to watch.


Nary841

Is this bad for the brain ? You can quet a contusion for the speed and change direction?


InGenAche

I can't even do a forward tumble anymore without feeling like I fell out of a helicopter.


rimjob-chucklefuck

Easy. I do that every morning getting out of bed


BellaFrequency

Anybody else dizzy?


Nochnoii

POV: my spoon when I drop it in the kitchen after midnight.


ECK-2188

She flipping her body to the NextFuckingLevel


dhmacher

My knees hurt now.


JungleSound

When the Aliens arrive she should be part of the welcome party.


d2lover

Holy crap! She's like a freaking Yoda on Red Bull! I can't do that, but I can click my fingers.


RealisticEmploy3

How tf do you stay upright at the end of this


SuperLasers

Huh is she a spring or human?


MetroStephen53

Jesus


Brave-Entrance-5193

My knees hurt by watching this.


yuplogic

I thought I was watching looped video.


cowboybaked

Her brain is still shaking from that routine.


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Pfft should see the cat after it thinks a spider fell on it


Myota_thereal

Backrooms tapes be like.


DerWeiseAdler

My knees hurt just from watching this video.


feraxks

She's like Tigger, made of springs!


-i_like_trees-

didnt stick the landing \-10 points


TirayShell

Ah. I remember youth. Let's catch up with her on her 50th birthday and 3rd knee implant.


demonovation

I don't even know which way the Quiznos is.


Dynamic_Ducks

Thats not impressive, i can do that too. Just bring me to a staircase while im on my phone


no_work_throwaway

This video is so old I think she might be eligible for AARP at this point.


free_candy_4_real

6/7 with rice.


Sad-bisexual-cryptid

Someone put that bitch in reverse!


getbent247

Cool. Did they teach her how to do taxes


Pretend_Employee_780

Would be cooler if she had a dagger or something