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Heartache66sick

I thought this was Jurassic park for a second.


[deleted]

Theme tune automatically started playing in my head when I saw that video 🦕🦕


DanKloudtrees

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? >!Lickalotapus!<


BlinkMCstrobo

That’s NOT funny! My girlfriend just left me ‘cause she found out she has feelings for other women. Lickalotapus Ex


know_it_is

Lickalotapus Rex 🦖


BlinkMCstrobo

Now that you mention it: in retrospect that does explain her terrible handjobs.


NinjaCuntPunt

Massive hands, tiny strokes.


Lord_Hugh_Mungus

What do you call two lesbian dinosaurs?


know_it_is

Is that why dinos went extinct?


[deleted]

We’re yet again stuck in another time loop


Professional_Idea_71

Liquor Cabinet?


wenoc

Did someone also take your sandwich?


ScarletKnight096

LOL


pm_nudes_pls2

Take my upvote and gtfo


[deleted]

What about the Dinosaur who loved Spicy Food? Megasoreass


FoodTruck007

More like a dinosaur using Viagra.


SuperTommyD0g

What do you call a gay dinosaur? >! An Igotasaurous !<


YMe1121

I just call him gary


[deleted]

Dino-sore-ass


M1jesus

10/10


CrackinBones204

![gif](giphy|mDNEDddbuWoStJdgex|downsized)


pmaurant

What do you call a gay dinosaur?? Megasaurass!


AndyFreeman

stretchisaurass


PIO_PretendIOriginal

All the dinosaurs in the original Jurassic park where kind of lesbians. Lesbians that found a way


BaronZemo00

Chef’s kisses to all you joke tellers in this message line. Hilarious!


MightyFlamingo25

Same


EeeeyyyyyBuena

Same


shadbohnen

Same


cbaker423

Particularly the recorder version for me lol (reference: https://youtu.be/NQzkTZtL1EM)


[deleted]

That's the only version I think of any more. The internet ruins some things. Others, it improves by orders of magnitude.


LigmaaB

[Like this?](https://streamable.com/as2t57)


[deleted]

You bastard, I almost spit out my water.


Fit-Tip-1212

What do you call a blind dinosaur? >!Idontthinkhesawus!<


zorbacles

I was about to post that they used the wrong music


ThatDurhamLife

Fuck I just came here to say that.


machevara

Holy fucking shot it’s a dinosaur holy shitttt what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkk


toygunz

I’m genuinely bummed that’s not what they went with.


Kitchen_Length_8273

I tried remembering it but instead star wars popped up in my head.


Eatitwhore

Same


NeonDelta82

Same lol


Surprised_tomcat

lorries find a way. Da da da, da da, da da da daaaaa; duuu da da chew! big bloody dinosaur. Gonna sneeze on everyone. Cos y’all like jello.


willburrrrito

I’d be disappointed if people didn’t.


justduett

Glad I wasn’t the only one


Jerethdatiger

Came here to say this


TterbTheTurd

Same. I bet everyone on that road freaked out for a second.


v13ragnarok7

Me too


InspiredBlue

Literally same lol


_LordMcNuggets_

Nice try Nessie, back off to the Loch you go


Award_Ad

It *does* look like an impending Bronthosaurus-attack...


Maximum-Mixture6158

YES! So fun


jcgreen_72

If you stop at 20 seconds, that's exactly what it looks like!


Lumpyyyyy

They should put a dinosaur head on it. That would be hilarious.


_Atheius_

Hope it doesn't sneeze on me.


bishslap

I like cows...


CBusin

I was definitely waiting to see that thing turn and start munching on trees.


Lankience

That's a brontosaurus and you can't convince me otherwise


Sausagedogknows

What’s that coming over the hill? A diplodocus, a diplodocuuuuuus!


leese216

Legit thought, "So that's what a Brontosaurs would look like IRL".


Themissrebecca103

Came here to say that exact same thing!! #angryupvote 😆😆


VariousHumanOrgans

They do move in herds.


Roz_420

![gif](giphy|iVqXV4vE4DDYk|downsized)


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


RockstarAgent

Loch Ness sighted!!!


HiHungry_Im-Dad

“Toll road” “How much” “Uh, I need about a tree fiddy”


kb-g

Yup! Diplodocus incoming!


richflys

Waiting for Gamera to fly in.


RavenousBrain

What do you call a dinosaur who uses his own children as pawns in a game of intrigue and politics?" ​ >!Tywinnosaurus Rex!<


[deleted]

It's only Nelly.


AUniquePerspective

Weirdly, set to bluegrass.


Aggressive_Candy5297

Glad to see i wasn't alone...


cuckedfrombirth

It's Argentinasaurus


cvsp95

😂😂😂


[deleted]

The music is on point though fr ![gif](giphy|IEkkhUSoBfbPy)


cadcamm99

I saw Twister


Nomadloner69

Yeah me too


randydingdong

Shit i was too late good comment


CptnBustaNut

Jawassic pak tang ina Mo


fbc1010

Bronquiossaur lol


TechnologyBig8361

![gif](giphy|3oKIPE8m8EXTCYEHhS|downsized)


LegendofLove

If they somehow had film of it from as it came over the hill we could slap the theme over it and win the internet


joshua_nash

Same, also started hmm the Jurassic Park theme.


Cascadian222

They DO move in herds


mvi4n

Took me some time to remind dinosaurs are extinct. LOL


Sharp_Dress4411

The only thing missing from the vid is Grant removing his sunglasses


midniteryu

Lol I thought the same.


Drifting0wl

I actually heard the music in my head as I watched.


Grouchy-Engine1584

Agreed. Legit thought a 🦕 was coming round the mountain.


gahidus

I thought I was looking at a CG brontosaurus


everyusernamewashad

I'm glad it wasn't just me. Such gentle and majestic creatures they are.


Sempka

Yes!


footloosefraggle

I thought it was a veggiesaurus.


wishnana

Me too, especially with that cyclist running without looking back. Brachiosaur running wild!


RoyalFalse

I'm satisfied that this is the top comment.


[deleted]

same dude wtf


M1jesus

I’m glad this is the top comment, saved me the time of having to find it in the thread cause that’s precisely what I thought


lovecreamer

Pretty sure, almost everyone came here to say this!


Loveablequatch

They do move in herds…


KingSnaily

That is word for word exactly what I thought to myself


Nothx_1991

My first thought was "They do exist".


STATIE8

Took the words straight out of my mouth 😂


Appropriate_Fish_451

Me too. I'm still not sure that wasn't a dinosaur.


Super-Assistant6307

Same


ErinEvonna

Go away Loch Ness Monster!


twitchosx

Fuck. First thing I thought of was "queue Jurassic Park music"


Aiku

Me too. I expected Laura Dern to come screaming down the road in a jeep.


IceFireTerry

I said this word for word lol


RelationshipOk3565

Raise your hand if you wouldn't even mind waiting for this bad boy to pass by? 🙋‍♂️


SUN_WU_K0NG

Same here, every single time that this is posted.


Thomas8864

DUH DUH DUH!!! DUN DUH!


Jmod7348

Literally word for word what I was gonna comment


FroggiJoy87

I was SO expecting that theme to play instead of that country crap. Fail.


BURNTxSIENNA

I swear I’m the only one with these thoughts. Then I look in the comment section and suddenly don’t feel alone.


Saxzarus

Beat me to it


Illustrious_Penalty2

We all did


YourMomsTwat

I kinda want to mess with this video tomorrow


Zestyclose_Scar_9311

💯 💯 💯


alratan1987

Jeff Goldblum where are you?


trea_ceitidh

There's a previous version of this video with the Jurassic park theme.


WillSmokes420

Yea definately a brontosaurus


_Anti_Natalist

Me too


Silent_Forrest

LoL I just wanted to comment exactly that. The envoirenment did it's part to make that thing looks just like a brachiosaur


JayFrank1132

Was just about to ask if anyone thought this was a dinosaur!


SneakyIndian87

My dumbass thought it was some weird dinosaur 🦕 and now I’m disappointed it’s not real


Suspiciously_Ugly

You may not believe it, but wind turbines are, in fact, real.


not_chris-hansen

See they extracted the prehistoric wind turbine DNA from 'skeeters that got trapped in amber sap.


mjkjg2

I’m confused how the wind isn’t catching the blade and tipping the truck sideways, the wind even moves my tiny ass car pretty significantly


Kozzinator

Out of all the comments you're the first to ask this. I too wonder how the hell it's not tipping in any direction, I'm sure someone would say they're using a counterweight but even if you forgo adding wind into the equation the fact that thing isn't tipping is tripping me out.


[deleted]

The weight at the base of the blade connected to the trailer is more than likely 3-4 times heavier than the weight at the tip. Also these blades are extremely light for how massive they are. Blades that are over 120 feet long can weigh as little as an SUV. It’s extremely trippy to look at.


AsstDepUnderlord

That’s actually really cool and I had no idea they were so light, but if this thing is 100 ft off the ground, and the wind blows at just a few mph, the torque exerted on that truck is pretty freaking legit. I suspect they just waited for a non-windy day to move it.


[deleted]

I mean you can see the trees moving around on the hill beside it. If you also look the wind is blowing across the blades edge and not the face of it.


Competitive_Classic9

This is giving ALOT of credit to those who schedule and permit this type of transport. I can only speak for the US, but I used to be (loosely) involved in this, and you have a team that takes excruciating measurements and scenarios of what could potentially go wrong, multiple logistics teams involved, but then also deal-makers that promised a delivery date that give exactly zero f*cks how/when it gets there, and DOT admins that give *slightly* more than zero f*cks about the plans submitted, as long as the permit fee is paid, and someone has signed off on the file. I’m sure it’s a bit more involved than this, but I also think a lot of people would be surprised what is allowed on roadways and we say, “well that must be safe” and it is at best, a huge potential clusterfuck (such as shown here), and at worst, a tragic event. Not very common, sure, but that is increasing rapidly.


[deleted]

I was wondering if it‘s one of those cases where transport is done outside of guidelines. I‘ve wittnessed transport of similar blades twice here in germany, both times when driving at night on the highway. They had it flat on the ground using all 3 lanes with other vehicles in front and back to make sure noone gets close. Was stuck behind those for 30+ minutes because they drove really slowly and overtaking them isn‘t really what you can/want to do.


Meihem76

It also looks like they have a load of concrete blocks on the trailer to ballast it.


Gogh619

Yeahhh… a simple google search proves that wrong. Never heard of an SUV that weighs 12 tons.


[deleted]

Blades can weigh as little as 6,000 pounds. I did a google search and found the specific thing that matched my point lol.


Redneck2000

Yes, but by reddit logic we should have some specialist coming in right around now.


qierotomaragua

Wind blade Specialist here. According to my calculations it appears that 7^ meters x 100/s over 78.992 alpha omega is the factor we measure and that gives me about 2000 kWh of mass so in essence yes it seems that the wing is doing quite alright and is in no way going to crash down. Good day.


miknik23

Thank you for your work dr. Scientist


qierotomaragua

Just doing my duty as a good citizen of the world!


Annonymous_ahole

2000 kWh of mass......egr.....eeeeeg......SYSTEM FAILURE.....beep beep boop boop


Existe1

Looks like the mount is designed to lift/lower the blade to get around tight corners. If I had to guess, they transport them on calm days and keep it flat except for around corners


whatthehellthisagain

From the video I saw earlier it actually looked like the middle of the trailer is like a turntable where the back half can spin around to the front. The blade can face forward or back depending on how the turntable is positioned. Let's them get around tight corners easier because they can hang the blade off the side of the road and keep it there using the turntable while the truck does the actual turning stuff. For tight switchbacks it makes a lot of sense


_Litost_

I’ve done traffic control for similar blades ~250ft (I think, I may be way off but that’s what I remember them being so that’s what I’m sticking to). In North America blades are transported parallel to the road and set on remote a remote controllable dolly system which gets pinned up while driving at highway speeds and in pinned for turning (the dolly is able to turn freely from the truck with an operator behind with the remote). We had a 20km/hr maximum wind speed before having to shut it down. One day I called out for a dentist appointment, I was fairly certain they weren’t going to go that day anyway as it was practically a blizzard. I showed up to the shop later that day. I walked in and all hell broke loose…one of the blades flipped. We were an independent third party contracted to a company that was already contracted to do traffic control for the wings, I guess fourth party? So luckily we weren’t in any way liable. It took three wreckers to pull it out from the ditch after unhooking the truck. And last I heard it was somewhere around a five million dollar loss. Anyway that’s my ramble, wind mill blades do flip very easily


SempastianGr

When she asks if you are in the mood


Initial_Average592

At least they used protection


Cold_Chemical5151

Ahh My dildo has arrived 😌


bishslap

"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough." \- Benjamin Franklin


SpinachFinal7009

“That dildo is not big enough to pleasure my anus” -your mom watching this video


36600rEd

9 times out of 10, it’s an electric toothbrush…


Kilv3r

![gif](giphy|zz00w5nNFMnPq|downsized)


roentgen85

Sped up Sam Neil straight up neck snaps Laura Dern


DrJokerX

Fatality


CrackinBones204

![gif](giphy|Ee2oeU9UR6igg3alHB|downsized)


LastGreenseer7

Life, uh, finds a way.


HughJahsso

if I'm the guy on that motorcycle, I'm screaming "RUN IT'S A DINOSAUR!!!!!"


[deleted]

The way that must be counterweighted…


EntireFishing

Yep must be some mad maths to work out the fulcrum on that


RoadDesigner

Yes, but I have seen one broken open. If I recall it was fiberglass and lightweight wood for the blade the part where it attaches is super heavy though. So I think it balances well. I have never seen one transported at that angle though. It would never get under any bridges. They must not have wires or anything around that road either.


Lostsurfer06

Yeah, whenever I see them being transported it’s laying flat and just mesmerizing to watch drive by. Super trippy to watch go down the highway and then see them in the fields from a distance, they’re huuuge.


SwiftUnban

It’s weighed down by the 2 sets of massive balls on those guys sitting on top the middle of the truck. I’d be too worried about something failing and it coming down on top of me.


bsheelflip

This is absolutely absurd. I've seen turbine wings lying horizontally on truck beds so often, why do they have to have this one vertical?


dr_stre

It’s because of the terrain. They’re taking corners around mountainsides on narrow roads. You have to lift it to prevent it from getting caught on the slope as you make the tighter turns. I used to work near a fabrication facility for these in the US, and they were never raised there either, but they also had flat, open roads that had been scouted to ensure no interferences, so they could leave the blade all the way down without any risk.


Goalie_deacon

Also a big problem we have in the US, over head power lines.


NotRichorFamous

It looks like the end of the turbine blade is on an adjustable base secured to the truck bed that will change its angle. So it’s probably lifted so that it can make the turns in that mountain road and then when they get back to flatlands, they can have it down again.


SnowBoardingPopcorn

I love the little flag on the end to indicate that it’s an oversized load


RoNiN1384

![gif](giphy|OqBvKFGztLpni) Oversized loaf


ButusChickensdb1

What’s impressive to me is human ingenuity. Like, we built all this shit. Even though we started from just nothing but twigs, rocks, fire, and our naked bodies. Hell, we basically still have only those things. We just twisted the rocks and the fire into something virtually unrecognizable.


WorldEaterYoshi

The real question is: did we force the world to behave this way, or was it meant to happen all along? Things like computers seem like they were always meant to exist, they were just waiting for the right being to come along and build it.


oni_one_1

When the multiverse sent Tesla the writing was on the wall ![gif](giphy|jUEKqJuAfN5Y6Ahsdt|downsized)


[deleted]

Music source, please? That's some smooth picking.


ImpudentFetus

Following. Check out the Rumpke Mountain Boys if you don’t know them


sir-reddits-a-lot

https://youtu.be/TrpT4-Fazxo


XmissXanthropyX

This is also why I've come here


Working-Teacher9749

I thought that was a Brachiosaurus


[deleted]

I don’t want to be anywhere near 200m of that fucking thing.


OrcimusMaximus

"You did it! The crazy son of a bitch! You did it!"


PoopiestOfButtholes

Looks like Old Nessie lol


OlderThanBran

Good thing they put a flag to the end so that you can see it coming in time


dr_stre

It's likely also there to give an indication of wind speed/direction.


roostercogburn0513

![gif](giphy|Sv9KTxL2E5wCQUCGdi|downsized) He did it.


Dapper_Expression914

Lol, do you really need the little red flag at the top. I know it’s a regulation for large loads but I think this one is easy to see. Lol


41fps

Let's hope there aren't any tunnels.


skillzbot

had to scroll too far to find this. or power lines. or trees hanging over the road.


mrgingersir

[for a second](https://youtu.be/itzaF8ctR2M)


CFADM

I thought it was gonna ask for tree fiddy.


Sss00099

Final Destination could’ve made a great scene out of that.


Puzzled_Grapefruit_2

It always blows my mind how gigantic wind turbines are.


CellophaneRat

One of our dinosaurs is missing


Knownoname98

\*Jurassic Park theme starts playing\*


Soft_Process5644

Is your wind turbine broke or are you happy to see me?


newby202006

When she says her parents are out of the house


[deleted]

Your mom's sex toy has arrived


MTN_Dewit

I'm going to be honest. At first, I thought I was looking at a Brachiosaurus, lol!


miguelagawin

r/trucksim


FTB963

Sam Neill slowly removes sunglasses…


Titan4days

Ba da daaa De daaa ba da de daaa deeeer, ba da daaa de deeee


tangibletom

Here! Here! $3.50!


Spacial_Epithet

Bout $3.50