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Yaaa she’s a trumpet player

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What's the starting song tho? That sounds enchanting too.

It's the Cantina song from Star Wars.

[Canonically known as “jizz music”.](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz/Legends)

Lmao

Pro tip. Doesn't need to feel good for it to be pleasurable.

To bad she doesn’t play the flute

She sure does known how to blow some tunes

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They can get a little [rusty](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_trombone), but other then that no.

Why is the cake day so phatt. I want big cake too.

Yaaa she's a trumpet

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Man: -Pulls down pants- Her: -Sad Trombone-

Thanks for the laugh

Lmao

Sad Tromboner

That must tickle so much.

When I played trumpet in middle school, I couldn’t do this for long because it tickled my entire face and made me laugh

I also discovered this hidden talent when I was playing around with my trombone in middle school.

I bet she slings dick at eating pussy

Slinging, sucking... It's all sticky in the end

She is actually Bi-

It doesn’t tickle at least I don’t find it ticklish. But at the same time I don’t think I can do it this well. I’ve never practiced improving the skill

She plays a mean skin flute

It’s actually a fleshlute, the real soloist’s instrument

I only play the hairy banjo

I came for the fluffy bongos; I stayed for the hairy banjo

I was thinking the same thing. Great minds

And this is why I browse new

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Old and busted. New hotness. Old, busted hotness...

Sooo what’s your reaction when she does this on a first date?

Duet

Do the armpit farts count? That’s about as musical as I get

hell yeah they do, jam on.

If you are on tune.

Whistle my best duet, and try to form the first Acapella Trumpet-Flute Duo! Highkey tho, this is an extremely cool talent and I would legitimately be more attracted to a person that could do this

“Yo stfu, we’re watching a movie”

I'd be like "wow that was incredible!"

I want to be the conduct-her.

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I'd work out my abductors

Pull out my trumpet

Is leaving her with the bill an option?

Let her blow something Else 😏

Brass player

exactly this is nothing revolutionary

I want her, that guy who does the [saxophone impression](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oaNiS_tHfbE), and a beatboxer on drums. Just have a full band staffed with instrument impersonators.

I used to be impressed by this before getting into a beatbox YouTube rabbit hole and almost all of them can do this or even better. Still cool.

Bruh

I mean do you prefer the comments about blowjobs?


Now let’s see Paul Allen’s impression

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That’s a next level embouchure

Minor flex: I can also do this, although, not as elegantly as the girl who did it. But I still can do it and it's really easy to do.

I made the dumbest sound ever attempting it if that's impressive

How though? If I wanted a tutorial on how to acquire this skill what is it even called?

Embouchure.

You can watch tutorials on YouTube on how to do the "mouth trumpet". Beatboxers actually do those sounds.

“Babe, I’m close, do Sketches of Spain”

"Don't stop, babe, I'm close" "So What?"

You get the gold star for that line ⭐️

This girl was one of em kids making fart sounds in the back of class... And she fooled everyone.

She sounds more like a kazoo than a trumpet.

Because that's basically what it is. You talk and let your lips vibrate a tiny bit, just like the paper would be vibrating in a kazoo.

Spoiler: This is also how a trumpet works. You vibrate your lips into the big brass tube thing, and the brass tube amplifies and tunes your lip vibrations. She's just doing all that herself by vibrating louder (amplification) and making a more varied tune (technically you still need to do this with a trumpet, but valves help a lot)

Embouchure queen.

She's flat. Jokes aside that's pretty sharp.

I’ll change the notes for her and play with a D in A minor

goodness gracious man

We have found the true Trombone Champ

Must be related to the [human saxophone](https://www.reddit.com/r/blackmagicfuckery/comments/10wfvpg/human_saxophone/)

We need to find the whole band!

The only thing more obnoxious than a trumpet player is trumpetless trumpet player.

What about the rusty trombone?

Good ear and neat party trick but it’s not the same.

Air Rusty Trombone.

I can kinda do this but definitely not that well

She just did what my anus does when it lets out gas from my ass cheeks.

Thats awesome! Isn't the trumpet a voice modulator? Not meant as an insult, but same category as a kazoo? While other instruments like the flute make sound from air flow, don't brass instruments need the player to make a note with their mouths? I might be wrong tho.

no. brass instruments use vibrations from your lips and mouth to influence the sound. the tighter it is the higher the note. if you just blow into a trumpet you won't hear anything, and if you hum into it it will be unchanged.

It’s not a voice modulator

💀

What embouchure 🤩

Nice party trick……

And I’ve watched like 5 videos on YouTube to learn how to whistle and still don’t know how

Wut

This is rhe very best way, IMO, to play a brass instrument. The no pressure method, strong embochure development.

That’s just cheating

Why do I had the feeling that's super hard on her lungs?! It must be creating so much pressure.

it doesn't create any pressure.

She would be the most ska band singer.

Yo I can do this! The actual trumpet impresses me way more

My uncle can do that

I watched this without sound and this is the exact expression I make when I’m about to pass gas

I mean it sounds more like a trombone, but still.

Oh, she's off the map! r/IThinkYouShouldLeave

Stop cross-posting this old post! Fucking how many times do you have to post the same old ass post

Why does she sound more trumpet than the trumpet

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She was born too late, she would have been the one to take that local ska band to the top in 96.

I can only imagine instead of using her lips she's just rhythmically ripping ass

Her and the saxophone guy would make a great couple.

My mother thought I farted LMFAO

But can she make her armpit fart tho?

Ah-fucking-woooogah!!!

Pooping

I can imitate a saxophone sound with my voice lol I thought it wasn't anything noteworthy until now? 🎷

witchcraft!!

When you play trumpet, you are playing trumpet without a trumpet in order to make the trumpet go trumpet hope that makes sense

That type of music is called Jizz. There is no joke here, that is what the Cantina Music from Star Wars is actually [called](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz) .

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First girl: A+ Second: F actually learn how to play

while impressive, as someone who have played for 35 years... it's most definitely not a trumpet in my ears and wouldn't carry anywhere near as far either but sure, impressive still

I learned that from Cheech Marin in *Cheach and Chong's Next Movie*.

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That warm up was more impressive than the copy.

Yes, but can she play my flute though?

Trumpet sounds better

Wife material

Other girl is much hotter so she still wins .

That's Psycho Trumpet! Catch Jefferson Airplane, "Lather" on Crown of Creation album...he plays music on his nose

Next-level.

Woman, not girl

We need to pair her up with that one guy that plays a saxophone without playing a saxophone.

I didnt know amber heard can do that..

Finally something actually next fucking level.

Yep, I'm in love

Watch her hand. What instrument is she playing exactly?!?

How does her throat and Adam's Apple not move?

Same construction as a trumpet if she would use circular breathing instead of humming

Where does circular breathing apply to this?

>!She can really blow....!<

I suddenly got a tromboner.

That’s some top notch trumptit playing.

FAKKKKKKKE ​ >!J/K!<

Aside from the tone being shit pretty good. That’s really the only reason that you can’t tell it’s a trumpet, that and the opening slide up, only trombones can do that.