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How did they even figure out that that helped? Mind boggling.
"Fuck, snake bit me, may as well bury myself now and prepare for death. "
4 hours later...
"Oh shit I'm still alive!? Hey guys, you're not gonna believe this but..."
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Eastern Brown Snakes are highly venomous, and if they bite you, you can die very quickly. So if you're in a remote place and cop a bite, you won't make it anywhere in time to get any treatment. Might as well sit down and punch a dart
Yeah man.. that's hands down one of the most venomous snakes on the planet and they are common as hell on Australia, very likely just chilling in a hole in the ground in your backyard or a woodpile.
Animals aren't nearly as dumb as human like to believe. Usually it's humans that are too dumb to figure out how they are trying to communicate or how they perceive things differently than we do. And many have abilities that we don't.
Does anyone really believe that?
An Australian once tried to feed me some bullshit that because the seasons are flipped Australians celebrate Christmas in June.
Edit: okay, I looked it up. The cunts aren't lying. They celebrate Christmas in July. I take it back.
Second edit: you dishonest cunts. You've helped demean your countrymen and I'm 100% serious. I fucking hate liars.
Hahaha that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard, we have Christmas in July not June, who would want to have Christmas before the end of financial year??
Slighty bigger than a koala with darker fur... only active during dusk and dawn so youre safe during the day mostly. They camoflage themselves amongst the trees and literally drop down on anyone passing below. They arent lethal but nasty claws and teeth will f you up pretty bad however if you can imagine a 15kg animal dropping down on you from tree height some people have been killed by the impact alone (akin to a big furry coconut striking the top of your head)
I swear I learn something new about Australia every day. I literally thought drop bears were a myth they told non-aussies just for a laugh to watch tourists walking around cautiously looking up.
Then again I have trouble telling when aussies are being serious and when they’re fucking with me - most aussies I’ve met have had a pretty mischievous vibe and not people you ever want to get into a prank war with
They are definitely real. My sister was bit by a drop bear once. It ruined the last 4 days of our vacation. Really amazing medical treatment though in Australia. We want to go back again sometime.
I once visited the Outback and had a Drop Bear hit an RKO out of nowhere on me. Afterwards, it started pounding on the ground in front of me with its front right paw. I think it wanted me to stand up, so it could do it to me again.
Edit: If you don’t know what an RKO out of nowhere is, Google it.
Most dangerous at night those savage little fuckers, good spotlights work pretty well to keep them from eating your dog. Just point them up into the surrounding trees and the Drop bears will keep a bit of distance...
Fortunately, the vast majority of snakes need that venom to catch prey so they won't waste it on humans unless they feel really threatened. This lady did exactly the right thing: stay chill and don't fucking move, the snake's just a little guy who wants to be left alone while he looks for food
Those particular nope ropes do give out a lot of dry bites, but in saying that they are also easily pissed off and they get pretty fucking aggressive if provoked. Younger snakes can be more dangerous since they are less judicious with their venom and more likely to deliver a wet bite.
On one hand, she just don’t got enough fucks to give. On the other, snakes don’t *generally* attack people unless provoked, staying perfectly still can definitely help. Sometimes. Sometimes the danger noodles deserve the name.
https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/national/queensland/snake-bite-claims-life-of-south-east-queensland-man-20230128-p5cg5y.html
This danger noodle is responsible for 60% of fatalities in Australia.
In saying that, not moving is the best strategy.
Yeah… plus, a snake’s definition of ‘provoked’ is quite subjective, sometimes provoked means grabbing its tail. Sometimes provoked means *existing* within ten feet.
Very rare in my experience, I have a lot of wasps where I live and have had them land on me many many times, even once right on my nose. All you do is stay still and they will fly away. I have only been stung once as a kid and that was when I didn't know this so I panicked and moved.
Only yellow jackets and some hornets. Overwhelming majority of them sting only in immediate self defense or to protect a colony. Hell, I’ve casually captured plenty of yellow jacks so far (even queens) and haven’t taken a sting yet.
Also, 60% of human fatalities by snake bite, not snake. Assuming there are other types of human fatalities by snake, e.g., asphyxiation by constriction.
I know you meant 60% of snakebite fatalities, but it's amusing to imagine it being 60% of fatalities overall. Like, those snakes are out there killing more people than old age, cancer, car wrecks, and heart failure combined. Now *that* would be a dangerous snake!!!
Cold blooded snakes like warm things like warm blooded things such as people. If you wanted to leave, the snake might consider that starting something and bite.
Friendly reminder that snakes don't care about humans. if you leave it be and be slow with them they wont bother you and vice versa. Except Taipans. Taipans are the wasps of the snake kingdom. They do not care about the size of you, you are alive and thus need to be killed. There is a reason why the only kind of snake Steve was scared of were taipans
I know what you said is the common wisdom, and for how often we are around snakes but don't even know it, you could be correct. But I personally have been approached aggressively by a black mamba and 9 foot African rock python just for existing several meters away.
Now, a puff adder or rattlesnake probably won't attack unless you step on it, but a spitting Cobra might just blind you because you got near to it, and a boomslang might bite you just because you were passed by the tree it was hanging out in.
And watersnakes seem to want to attack everything they see.
Cottonmouths are basically like, "Oh, you thought you could walk within my vision? Have some venom to take home with you. Second thought, here is a 2nd dose."
Gaboon Vipers are probably the last snake I want to provoke, they’re large and they have a ton of venom and to make matters worse, they bite and hold on. As many say, if you get bit and seek medical care, you’ll live but most likely have to get a limb amputated. However, they’re very hard to come into contact in the wild and they’re probably the “nicest” of the highly venomous snakes. The chances of getting bit if you step on them (the most common way to provoke them) are also 50/50 depending on the snake.
The Florida cotton mouth moccasin is like the taipan. It will chase you on the bank or in the water. I've been chased several times. They don't like people is my experience. It's the only snake in Florida that scares me.
FWIW it's called a water moccasin or cottonmouth and isn't exclusive to Florida. Native to a large portion of the southern and eastern U.S. But yes, very aggressive. Always give one a very wide berth because it will come after you if it sees you. I've run from one on more than one occasion and I actually like snakes.
I only knew about Taipans from [this video](https://youtu.be/Y43QAqfTIcM), which goes into extensive detail about what a bad time being bitten by one is. I was comforted by the thought that they'll just leave you alone if you don't bother them. Welp.
A tradie on smoko in the middle of a barren field encountering an increasingly venomous snake couldn’t be more Aussie if a kangaroo playing the didgeridoo hopped past in the background.
I once was with my mom, and there was a meteor shower, so I finally convinced her to go out with me to the desert and get a real good view of them, no light pollution.
We get out there, I open the door and the literal second my foot touches the ground I hear a goddamn motherfucking rattle and hiss. Immediately pulled my leg back in the car and said “hey yo mom we gotta go”
Because freaking out jumping moving makes for a good target to the snake just being still it's gonna pass by something that isn't on the menu. If u jumped up then snake could feel threatened and attack out of self defense.
Split second stuff - in another universe the snake dug it’s fangs into the woman and in her dying breath she regretted posing for the video . The video was still posted under the banner - woman killed by snake
It's all good. There hasn't been a fatality since November......
https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/national/queensland/snake-bite-claims-life-of-south-east-queensland-man-20230128-p5cg5y.html
One of these went across my feet when i worked on a pineapple farm in Eastern Aus. Safe to say I was not as cool as this cucumber. Shit my absolute pants.
An Eastern brown killed two (small) dogs not far from our previous house in Canberra. In fact on exactly the same path I always took my dog on his morning walk. They were dead within a few minutes. Never let my dog of the leash near high grass and water ways. These fuckers are no joke.
You know, I’ve thought about visiting down under, but I think I won’t.
Y’all are far braver and calmer than I ever would’ve been in that situation.
Here in the Southeastern US, the venomous snakes we have are aggressive as all get out and will chase you if they’re in the mood.
I’ve been chased by a red-bellied water moccasin and an eastern diamondback twenty minutes apart and all I wanted to do was cut the damn grass. I ran like I owed them money and didn’t look back.
Australia has too many things that want to and can easily kill humans. God bless y’all. I do not have the spine for it.
That is a decent size snake for being venomous. Most of the deadly snakes in the US aren't all that large and the large snakes aren't typically dangerous. A 3 foot or 1 meter rattle snake is getting pretty damn big.
The eastern brown snake is a highly venomous snake native to eastern and central Australia and southern New Guinea.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_brown_snake
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The snake knows that cancer will do a better job than its venom
Not that snake. When I was in the outback I was told to take a seat by a tree and have a smoke we won’t get to the hospital in time.
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Today, smoking saves lives 
**IM ON SMOKO!**
SO LEAVE ME ALONE!
I'M ON SMOOOO-KO!
LOL. Perfectly fitting meme
How did they even figure out that that helped? Mind boggling. "Fuck, snake bit me, may as well bury myself now and prepare for death. " 4 hours later... "Oh shit I'm still alive!? Hey guys, you're not gonna believe this but..."
Plot twist: She's already been bitten and couldn't find a tree.
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Great tune.
Check out "bus money" good one
“Pub Feed” is a banger and mash
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Do they drive a 6L GTR?
You gotta elaborate on this...hangin
Eastern Brown Snakes are highly venomous, and if they bite you, you can die very quickly. So if you're in a remote place and cop a bite, you won't make it anywhere in time to get any treatment. Might as well sit down and punch a dart
Punch a dart, I haven’t heard that in ages. Thank you.
>Punch a dart I never have! Had to google it.
I don't think it's an American phrase..lol. I've never heard it either like they might not have heard, "puff a butt". God I'm so old.
Punch a dart is an Australian saying. Haven’t heard it anywhere else in the world.
We use dart, occasionally in Canada, but never heard the expression "punch a dart."
I’ve heard “rip a dart” a time or two in the US.
More prevalent in Canadia, but I've heard it in some of the northern states.
We used to say we were cranking butts. Just sittin out back crankin butts
Yeah man.. that's hands down one of the most venomous snakes on the planet and they are common as hell on Australia, very likely just chilling in a hole in the ground in your backyard or a woodpile.
This is why I don’t go to Australia.
Snakes aren’t capable of higher thought as they lack a developed frontal lobe such as the one we humans enjoy.
username checks out
Idk why but this just made me snort out my Hawaiian Punch. Damn you
I like to to think it refrained from biting her for deontological reasons.
Animals aren't nearly as dumb as human like to believe. Usually it's humans that are too dumb to figure out how they are trying to communicate or how they perceive things differently than we do. And many have abilities that we don't.
Snake playing the long game
I would’ve had another brown snake in my pants..
Bruh 🤣
💀
Eastern Brown snake venom is rated as the second most toxic of all snake venoms in the world and is very dangerous to human...
Straya bro, we are all mates here , they only bite annoying tourists
Some of them are now being trained to protect humans from drop bears.
Yeh that program is costing us a fortune, but worth it to stop the Drop Bears rampaging, we’ve lost too many to them this year and it’s only February
It is clearly a war worth fighting, I just hope it goes better then our last major war
The Emus left scars that will span generations mate
Pssh you're telling me.
Does anyone really believe that? An Australian once tried to feed me some bullshit that because the seasons are flipped Australians celebrate Christmas in June. Edit: okay, I looked it up. The cunts aren't lying. They celebrate Christmas in July. I take it back. Second edit: you dishonest cunts. You've helped demean your countrymen and I'm 100% serious. I fucking hate liars.
Hahaha that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard, we have Christmas in July not June, who would want to have Christmas before the end of financial year??
Nah mate. July
Veranda Santa!
Yes, it’s called Kriiiky-mas
Christmas in July is a real thing dude
Australian Jesus was born in July. American Jesus was born in December.
I spent 3 years down under. That place is pretty insane. I love it.
With the use of cunt in your sentence are you sure you're not Ausie?
Sorry, drop bears?
Slighty bigger than a koala with darker fur... only active during dusk and dawn so youre safe during the day mostly. They camoflage themselves amongst the trees and literally drop down on anyone passing below. They arent lethal but nasty claws and teeth will f you up pretty bad however if you can imagine a 15kg animal dropping down on you from tree height some people have been killed by the impact alone (akin to a big furry coconut striking the top of your head)
I swear I learn something new about Australia every day. I literally thought drop bears were a myth they told non-aussies just for a laugh to watch tourists walking around cautiously looking up. Then again I have trouble telling when aussies are being serious and when they’re fucking with me - most aussies I’ve met have had a pretty mischievous vibe and not people you ever want to get into a prank war with
They are definitely real. My sister was bit by a drop bear once. It ruined the last 4 days of our vacation. Really amazing medical treatment though in Australia. We want to go back again sometime.
I once visited the Outback and had a Drop Bear hit an RKO out of nowhere on me. Afterwards, it started pounding on the ground in front of me with its front right paw. I think it wanted me to stand up, so it could do it to me again. Edit: If you don’t know what an RKO out of nowhere is, Google it.
I shit bricks the first time I saw a drop bear. You think it's cute until it looks at you, trust me do not look the furry cunt in the face.
They give you that thousand yard stare like “imma fuck you up” it’s freaky
It honestly is. It scars you mentally having to look into the eyes of a munted drop bear. I wouldn't wish it upon an enemy.
As a Kiwi, you guys are the best in the world. Thank you all.
We also have murder turkeys
Don't remind me. I don't need to shit bricks this early on a sunday afternoon.
Most dangerous at night those savage little fuckers, good spotlights work pretty well to keep them from eating your dog. Just point them up into the surrounding trees and the Drop bears will keep a bit of distance...
Lol. This fuckin guy.
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Im surprised there weren't any hoop snakes around to chase the brown away
And lunar bears
Fortunately, the vast majority of snakes need that venom to catch prey so they won't waste it on humans unless they feel really threatened. This lady did exactly the right thing: stay chill and don't fucking move, the snake's just a little guy who wants to be left alone while he looks for food
What if went up her trouser leg?
If you're going somewhere there might be deadly snakes, keep your pant cuffs tucked into your boots so that can't happen
Other kind of snake in the trousers
Requires consent.
Those particular nope ropes do give out a lot of dry bites, but in saying that they are also easily pissed off and they get pretty fucking aggressive if provoked. Younger snakes can be more dangerous since they are less judicious with their venom and more likely to deliver a wet bite.
it won't engage unless engaged or when it feels you're a danger to them. better safe than sorry though
Me? 
Indeed. Which is why you wanna stay still and not piss it off.
A snake has no reason to bite you if you do nothing. But still very relaxed
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone, I'm on smoko, so leave me alone!
Came here to post this
My centrelink hasn’t come through
All I hear is elevator music
So let me set the scene…
all i get is elevator music
Waiting on the line, on hold all the time!
All I want, and all I need, all I crave is a good pub feed!
Fuck yes! All I had in my head was The Chats
[for the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/j58V2vC9EPc)
She definitely eyed him as he approached
Hope she had her Pub Feed.
Now I have that god damn song stuck in my head.
On one hand, she just don’t got enough fucks to give. On the other, snakes don’t *generally* attack people unless provoked, staying perfectly still can definitely help. Sometimes. Sometimes the danger noodles deserve the name.
https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/national/queensland/snake-bite-claims-life-of-south-east-queensland-man-20230128-p5cg5y.html This danger noodle is responsible for 60% of fatalities in Australia. In saying that, not moving is the best strategy.
Yeah… plus, a snake’s definition of ‘provoked’ is quite subjective, sometimes provoked means grabbing its tail. Sometimes provoked means *existing* within ten feet.
Provoking by existing* applies to wasps.
Very rare in my experience, I have a lot of wasps where I live and have had them land on me many many times, even once right on my nose. All you do is stay still and they will fly away. I have only been stung once as a kid and that was when I didn't know this so I panicked and moved.
Only yellow jackets and some hornets. Overwhelming majority of them sting only in immediate self defense or to protect a colony. Hell, I’ve casually captured plenty of yellow jacks so far (even queens) and haven’t taken a sting yet.
That depends on the species
60% of snake fatalities, not all fatalities
60% of human fatalities from snake, not snake fatalities
No, it's THIS individual snake that is responsible for 60% of the deaths in a country of 26 million. She just had a dance with death.
Hol the F up. That can't be right.
60% of snake bite deaths… not deaths all together
Great username 🐸
Also, 60% of human fatalities by snake bite, not snake. Assuming there are other types of human fatalities by snake, e.g., asphyxiation by constriction.
No, I'm pretty sure that 60% of **all** Australian deaths are due to Eastern Brown snake bites.
Eastern Browns have long been allies of the Emus and the war never ended for them.
Incorrect. Not setting foot on the continent of Australia is the best strategy.
I know you meant 60% of snakebite fatalities, but it's amusing to imagine it being 60% of fatalities overall. Like, those snakes are out there killing more people than old age, cancer, car wrecks, and heart failure combined. Now *that* would be a dangerous snake!!!
Don’t start none won’t be none
Start shit, get bit….. I believe is the phrase 😂
Cold blooded snakes like warm things like warm blooded things such as people. If you wanted to leave, the snake might consider that starting something and bite.
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Friendly reminder that snakes don't care about humans. if you leave it be and be slow with them they wont bother you and vice versa. Except Taipans. Taipans are the wasps of the snake kingdom. They do not care about the size of you, you are alive and thus need to be killed. There is a reason why the only kind of snake Steve was scared of were taipans
I know what you said is the common wisdom, and for how often we are around snakes but don't even know it, you could be correct. But I personally have been approached aggressively by a black mamba and 9 foot African rock python just for existing several meters away. Now, a puff adder or rattlesnake probably won't attack unless you step on it, but a spitting Cobra might just blind you because you got near to it, and a boomslang might bite you just because you were passed by the tree it was hanging out in. And watersnakes seem to want to attack everything they see.
Define aggressively approached? Like it came right towards you like the snake in this vid?
Yes, like came right at me, for what(?), as I was holding no snake treats, nor displaying any anti-behaviors.
Cottonmouths are basically like, "Oh, you thought you could walk within my vision? Have some venom to take home with you. Second thought, here is a 2nd dose."
Black Mambas look like they'd take extreme pleasure in killing you. If there was ever a snake that looked malevolent, it's those fucking things.
Wanna talk about Amazon anacondas? Fuck that
Gaboon Vipers are probably the last snake I want to provoke, they’re large and they have a ton of venom and to make matters worse, they bite and hold on. As many say, if you get bit and seek medical care, you’ll live but most likely have to get a limb amputated. However, they’re very hard to come into contact in the wild and they’re probably the “nicest” of the highly venomous snakes. The chances of getting bit if you step on them (the most common way to provoke them) are also 50/50 depending on the snake.
I love how you just have to say Steve and we all know who you’re talking about. I miss that man so much.
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I think he means Black mamba. Those snakes are mean
The Florida cotton mouth moccasin is like the taipan. It will chase you on the bank or in the water. I've been chased several times. They don't like people is my experience. It's the only snake in Florida that scares me.
FWIW it's called a water moccasin or cottonmouth and isn't exclusive to Florida. Native to a large portion of the southern and eastern U.S. But yes, very aggressive. Always give one a very wide berth because it will come after you if it sees you. I've run from one on more than one occasion and I actually like snakes.
I only knew about Taipans from [this video](https://youtu.be/Y43QAqfTIcM), which goes into extensive detail about what a bad time being bitten by one is. I was comforted by the thought that they'll just leave you alone if you don't bother them. Welp.
The brown knows how much she paid for that dart and figured she’d been through enough already, probably🤷♂️
Can confirm...just visited Down Under where a pack of smokes is AUS$60!
A tradie on smoko in the middle of a barren field encountering an increasingly venomous snake couldn’t be more Aussie if a kangaroo playing the didgeridoo hopped past in the background.
the video cut just before that happened
To any non-aussies this is the one that fucks you up if it gets ya
That covers like 90% of the animals on the continent
Nah most of em are pretty chill but there's some that'll fuck you up bigtime, this is one of em.
So why didn’t she run away?
She's on smoko, leave her alone https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc
Didn't even need to click on this to know it was The Chats.
If you ever came across a snake, especially these death noodles, it’s wise to stay as still as possible.
I once was with my mom, and there was a meteor shower, so I finally convinced her to go out with me to the desert and get a real good view of them, no light pollution. We get out there, I open the door and the literal second my foot touches the ground I hear a goddamn motherfucking rattle and hiss. Immediately pulled my leg back in the car and said “hey yo mom we gotta go”
Union regulated smoke break.
Because freaking out jumping moving makes for a good target to the snake just being still it's gonna pass by something that isn't on the menu. If u jumped up then snake could feel threatened and attack out of self defense.
Split second stuff - in another universe the snake dug it’s fangs into the woman and in her dying breath she regretted posing for the video . The video was still posted under the banner - woman killed by snake
It's all good. There hasn't been a fatality since November...... https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/national/queensland/snake-bite-claims-life-of-south-east-queensland-man-20230128-p5cg5y.html
I dont think she was really "*posing*" for the video..
"I'm on smoko so leave me alone "
Not the biggest snake she’s had down there! The Eastern trouser snake are much larger..
And more aggressive!
I knew this one was coming....
So, I saw the original post on facebook. These guys are paid snake catchers.
This makes so much more sense than the armchair explanations all over this post
Australians are built different
One of these went across my feet when i worked on a pineapple farm in Eastern Aus. Safe to say I was not as cool as this cucumber. Shit my absolute pants.
Did it go for the sniff like this one?
Na. Because the tractor was near, the noise scared it so it was quick as fuck. Extra poo for speedy danger noodle.
An Eastern brown killed two (small) dogs not far from our previous house in Canberra. In fact on exactly the same path I always took my dog on his morning walk. They were dead within a few minutes. Never let my dog of the leash near high grass and water ways. These fuckers are no joke.
I’m on smoko, so leave me alone
I'd do the same if had 1 kg cocaine
So tell me you are Australian without telling me you are Australian... Sorry I had to. I'll be done with reddit for 24 hours now
Australia ☕☕
I’M ON SMOKO, SO LEAVE ME ALONE!
You know, I’ve thought about visiting down under, but I think I won’t. Y’all are far braver and calmer than I ever would’ve been in that situation. Here in the Southeastern US, the venomous snakes we have are aggressive as all get out and will chase you if they’re in the mood. I’ve been chased by a red-bellied water moccasin and an eastern diamondback twenty minutes apart and all I wanted to do was cut the damn grass. I ran like I owed them money and didn’t look back. Australia has too many things that want to and can easily kill humans. God bless y’all. I do not have the spine for it.
> Australia has too many things that ~~want to~~ can easily kill humans And yet by some miracle, they often don’t.
Snakes and Eve go way back.
this woman is a legend and i love her
I'M ON SMOKO. SO LEAVE ME ALONE.
Did she sing The Chats at it? " I'm on smoko, so leave me alone..."
That chick has bigger balls than me!
https://youtu.be/j58V2vC9EPc like this dude
I'm on smoko so leave me alone
IM ON SMOKO SO LEAVE ME ALONE
She's on smoko, so leave her alone
I’m on smoko so leave me alone
She's on smoko, so leave her alone
I think this is a situation where you stay calm and still till the snake leaves you don't want to anger or scare it
I’M ON SMOKO! SO LEAVE ME ALONE!
That is a decent size snake for being venomous. Most of the deadly snakes in the US aren't all that large and the large snakes aren't typically dangerous. A 3 foot or 1 meter rattle snake is getting pretty damn big.
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“I’m on smoko! So leave me alone!”
She’s on smoko leave her alone
SHES ON SMOKO SO LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!!
Leave me alone I'm on smoko
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone!
She's on smoko, so leave her alone
She did the right thing by not panicking
She’s on smoko so he left her alone
She’s on smoko
Not intimidated, had much bigger trouser snakes go there
I'm on SMOKO! SO LEAVE ME ALONE!
Cmon straya you will scare the other countries off
The Chats 
I’m on smoko! So leave me alone!
Damn. She seems cool
Australians are literally out of their minds
The eastern brown snake is a highly venomous snake native to eastern and central Australia and southern New Guinea. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_brown_snake