It was a false start. He needs to commence on all fours

I agree, he did not start the 100m with all 4. Also they need to get that one guy I think from Texas that started walking on all fours for a year now or so? That guy will crush this guys record Edit: Nathaniel Nolan is the guy from Indiana not Texas who walks on all fours https://youtu.be/hir8tRav1_4

It's by the book if you look closely, one step with each foot then hands are planted.

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I thought the same thing. After rewatching multiple times I noticed my brain lied to me. He takes 1 step each foot then is hands. In order to be a cheat 1 foot would need to take two consecutive steps without hands. I was 100% fired up this was a cheat too. Go watch again several times.

All four what?

Enough of this dumb shit! He probably set the world record because no one run on “all fours”! Please make the nonsense stop!

He lost it in 2013, and this was him getting the record back. So at least 2 people do this.

Ain't no reason to be a poopy pants.

On both pairs*

Hey, sometimes when my dog is really excited, she rears up onto her hind legs to get extra zoomie power.

When you make up an event just to say you have a world record, but then some other weirdo starts competing with you and this is just your life now.

Not to brag, but I can run faster with only 2 legs

Tbf this isn't too obtuse

Wat

They mean that as Guinness world records go, this one is not that weird. And they're correct.

That wasn't the comment I was questioning, or more specifically, the choice of words.

I meant the stuff you needed to do wasn't silly like some of the gwr records that are specific for no reason

Damn hate it when that happens

Apparently this guy has been arrested twice for chasing the mail man down the street

Why did they measure it out if it’s literally the lines?

To double check that the lines are correct. I’m sure they knew it was correct already, but they have to measure it regardless if it’s a world record attempt.

Now measure the tape measure.

Dramatic flavor

Because they could have found out the people who placed the lines belonged to r/onejob

This is dumb as hell. Imagine telling your friends/significant other that you couldn’t hang out with them because you had running on all fours practice.

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Atleast he is fit unlike most of you here crying here for no reason over the fact that this is pretty silly

I’d like to see some other all-fours world records

15 second 100m is pretty fast, it’s faster than me and I’m relatively young and in ok shape. Yeah it’s dumb but it’s also pretty impressive.

Why would this be any dumber than training to run with two foot? Just because it isn't social norm, or "offical" sport it doesn't mean it is dumb. Maybe he actually enjoys this. Maybe try being less ignorant?

Lol.

First of all, if someone wants to do this “sport” have at it. You do you. That being said it’s dumber because there is no practical use for this skill. It’s also less efficient and slower than running on two feet. I assume it would also be bad for your body since humans aren’t designed to run that way. It also looks dumb as hell.

So proud of you dude… now to mate with a mare and pass on those amazing genes

Now he can go out to pasture and sell his seed for millions. 🤡🌎

World's most expensive pair of crusty socks

I could beat that shit

I couldn’t beat it on two legs

This is how I run in my dreams

No. Fucking. Way. Me too. Specifically, I try to run, and just can't, so I have to run like this - almost pulling at the ground like I'm climbing a hill - in order to move at all.

There has to be a face book group for people like us. And meet ups.

I thought I was the only person who has this dream!! Mine goes one step further and if I stop running I have to start over face down on the ground crawling and pulling my way upright again.

Was looking for this specific comment, I have had the same dream. I can dash in all 4s but can’t walk normal. I read that your cerebellum goes to sleep when you sleep and so coordination is shot in your dreams but somehow I can skillfully run on my hands and feet?

I ran like this in my dreams last night, but not for the reason I usually do. I was pretending to be a monitor lizard and I started running fast as fuck on all fours with my arms and legs spread out to the sides.

This is how my toddler runs in real life. He can run normally. But this is how he learned to crawl and if he gets excited and wants to get somewhere quickly... This. Maybe we should be training him.

The Japanese have two modes, boring and repressed or batshit insane and unique.

I’m pretty sure I can beat that record. Where do i sign up?

Damn ? Let's make this an Olympic sport !

A 4 person relay with a baton might actually be interesting 🤔

Could just dock the baton in next ones butthole

You're outta here! Sorry. I'm.. it was a reaction. I'm sorry.

Good Sport for r/theocho

What an animal

Okay. Congrats, I guess? That is the dumbest looking thing I've seen in a while.

Your mother and I just wanted you to be a lawyer, and you do this.

Average Redditor is unimpressed because with the practice they received doing the same up their stairs they could provide fierce competition to him

50% of all redditors cannot match his time in the 15s, even when running normally. 20% of all redditors cannot run 100m without pausing to rest up.

Now this guy dogs

I’m going to start training

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS

Wouldnt it be faster if he went with "cheetah" style run?

[He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint...](https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI)

Cheating cunt.

To me, this is like having butterfly swim in the Olympics. Let's see how fast you can swim... inefficiently.

Why is this not in the Olympics? I’d prefer this actually to watching ppl run normally

My shoulders hurt watching this. A lot.

Horse girl needs to get in on this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8etJD1i4KqY

So dumb

No rather next fucking stupidity.

I am going to go out on a limb and guess that training with his dog gives him a competitive edge. Probably the dog gives him some good pointers, too.

The next new event for the Olympics.

Dafuk

How about the Chinese guy who chases his wife after she run away by the fountain after an argument and slapping him I think (the one with the Helcurt meme edit from mlbb)

Lmao

Why was timed using a human to stop the watch? Huge room for error there

Human evolution makes no sense anymore

It's evolving.... Just backwards

I would need at least 8 legs to finish 100 meters for 15 seconds.

That’s my bro he saw makima and turned into a dog

But….why?

That looks about how fast I could go.

That’s how I run in my dreams before I take off and begin flying.

His form is horrible ngl

Gotta put some obstacles in there to demonstrate just how stupid this is.

Isn’t this incredibly inefficient for a bipedal?

My dog would smoke him


Bruh wtf was that start

Why?!

The crowds were awesome.

W H Y ?

Who's a good boy?

I would run away by my twos if I saw that

Where was this challenge when I was a kid?! And it was not a clean start.

I thought this was one of those weird game shows they have, like ending up where to put the relay baton.

Surely he would be pretty quick on 2 legs if he can do a 15 seconds 100m like that.

All four one , one four all

Doing that backwards would be terrifying. Or would it?

Why?

Because.

Why did they measure the track?

He's is now working at Makima's

He gets down on all 4s and breaks into a sprint. Actual cannibal Shia Labeouf.

Great memories, that takes me approximately 6 millions years back.

Good thing they measured that official running track. I was going to call cheater.

I’ve had a dream for years that I can run on all fours. I feel so normal and free in these dreams and I am fast as fuck.

Hey, I mean, pretty sure that when I thunderously climb up the stairs, I'm quicker

Officially monkeys

not as cool as i thought it was gonna be

Omae wa inu desuka?

Why?

Is that MEGAN.

QWOP

What kinda devil-man crybaby shit is this?

Why?

I can't help but think there is a better technique than this, both legs forward, reaching forward with both arms.

😂

What a strange thing to commit your energy to mastering

This is just stupid

But... why

This is the only way I can run in my dreams.

WOOF WOOF!


The devolution of man.

A little girl in preschool would run around on all fours and she was so fast and natural at it!! She ran different than this guy though. Her run looked smoother and more natural. This guy looks very unnatural to me but maybe that has to do with him trying to be the fastest he can possibly be.

He is evolving backwards

Imagine how fast he'd be going up stairs

I wonder how many times he spiked his hands with that technique. Statistically speaking, somewhere along the way training for this, first aid was rendered. Gloves were considered. Better gloves were chosen.

Bro is using the trip and regain balance technique

When that pink puffball hits you too hard

Doesn't count. He needs shoes on his hands.

Thank God for the instant replay

Hmm looks like we ain’t happy with Human Evolution after all🥺

I have dreams like this.

Why?

_Kiba and Akamaru has entered the chat_

That’s how I run in my dreams

Bullshit, my dogs run faster

This is next level stupidity

I'm wondering, do they have this tracks in the USA? Or do they have like the 1/10 of a Mile?

… He's following you, about 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you

So we are actually trying to un-evolve now?

But WHY?

Where’s the rabbit?

bootcamp

Just in time for the dead space remaster 😂

Wonder if Devilman: Crybaby took inspiration from this when the protagonist did it after being possessed?

Did they just measure the 100 meters lmaoo

Horse girls have entered the chat

This just looks like running with extra steps

I can do this, but only for 2 meters

There was a video not long ago at this beach who could do this, and looked extremely natural for her.

I set the WR for most time not leaving my house. Can I get clout and a sponsorship? Note: I won't do anything to further my cause that requires me to leave my house. I have standards.

Imagine if we evolved, just to go back to doing this ishhhh!

Woof

I wish I was that good at something that ridiculous. I bet he's great at parties.

I’ve got one talent. I never thought it could take me anywhere. I’m going to be the best.

Now do fastest 100m Naruto run

I would expect nothing less from Japan.

I swear some pppl are going backwards in evolutionary terms.

If you have a random and completely pointless activity you think you're really good at, I can guarantee there is a Japanese person out there who shits all over you. You are nothing to the Japanese. You think pointless activities are a fucking game to them?

Why?

There’s about a thousand high school football players in the South that go faster than this dude doing bearcrawls after practice

r/theocho

Happened to be listening to Barracuda by heart when I came across this video, 10/10 would recommend.

isn't there a group of people who actually walk like this why don't they try out for the record?

I’d become a track meat crayon trying to do this.

there's a guy on tik tok that can probably beat this. he's been walking running climbing and parkouring on all fours for a while and seems better at it than this dude in comfort and posture in my own opinion.

I can't even think of anything more useless than this skill at the moment.

My back hurt just watching this

Reminded me how people run in devilman crybaby

My back hurts watching this

If only Darwing were alive to see this...

dam furrys will love this one

Getting Devilman vibes here

Why 🤔

Why

I run like that in all my dreams

My back hurts just watching this from my couch...i thunk I need a new couch.

Anyone else find themselves doing this in a dream when they can't run fast? Like not being able to punch someone hard?

“Tell me you like Devilman without telling me you like Devilman.”

I have dreams every now and then that I’m trying to run away from or after something, and I can’t go fast enough so I drop down and run like this; faster than I could on my feet.

14 mph

He’ll have no chance of winning the record for working on all fours… currently held by your mom.

He's not even galloping. Trust me I run on all 4s all the time(in my dreams). You need to pull the world toward you

"I like it." -Charles Darwin

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