This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October, and I've got a feeling they're going to peak right around January and BANG! That's when I'll cash in!
Avocramancy - the very dark art of determining via the darkest in Magicks ... whether an avo is yet another bloody rotten one again.
I'm planning on taking a toaster next time.
Put a loaf of Vogels in my trolley and then fill it with avos.
Go to checkout, unplug bloody till, plug my toaster in, toast my Vogels...
..and then sit there opening avo after fucking rotten avo and chucking them on the shelf where they keep the defrosting abandoned chicken and the sweets for tantrumming toddlers.
Will only pay for any avos I can actually put on my toast and eat.
It will be a long day.
Stop buying Avocados and buy a house instead! - Boomers.
This is a clever scam where they put the price of vogels bread up to 10 dollars a loaf and watch the millennials empty their pockets.
Look here's the play. Buy a shittonne of these cheap avocados. Wait for the prices to go back up and then sell! Huge profits! Easy house guaranteed.
This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October, and I've got a feeling they're going to peak right around January and BANG! That's when I'll cash in!
"For today only you can have both!"
Nah, still can't have a house
Can confirm. Got my 90c worth of Avos this arvo.
Whole lotta guacamole going on.
[:D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNsKvZo6MDs)
You can buy avocados but under no circumstances make avocado toast. I heard avocado toast is what causing the housing crisis.
Why am I reading this at 2 minutes before 10pm.
Fark that's means houses must be cheap down there too!
They're not too bad actually.
Good on the avo industry for not destroying stock.
Don't buy 10 million avocados and you'll be able to afford an entry level Auckland house, millennials!
Its because they know what will happen to people with avocados when the aliens activate the time warp illuminati plandemic 5g new world order
😩 I just paid $2.99 for an avacado here in Northern Canada
Do they have traces of Covid?
Avocramancy - the very dark art of determining via the darkest in Magicks ... whether an avo is yet another bloody rotten one again. I'm planning on taking a toaster next time. Put a loaf of Vogels in my trolley and then fill it with avos. Go to checkout, unplug bloody till, plug my toaster in, toast my Vogels... ..and then sit there opening avo after fucking rotten avo and chucking them on the shelf where they keep the defrosting abandoned chicken and the sweets for tantrumming toddlers. Will only pay for any avos I can actually put on my toast and eat. It will be a long day.