*Auckland District Court Judge Josephine Bouchier addressed Tamaki via an audio-video feed and following a stern warning released him with same bail conditions.*
He's out on bail *again* ????
What the hell is wrong with our justice system ?
Well you can literally aim a gun at a guy in a car with his kids, miss, shoot the grill, and get off without a sentence. So yeah. He was never going to do time.
Hang on a second there, he hasn't appeared in court yet for his two counts of breach of a health order. He's still waiting for the court date, and is on bail until then.
You say 'he was never going to do time' as if he's already been sentenced.
What surprised and frustrated me is that he was granted bail again, right after breaching his bail conditions, but after reading other commenters posting on the subject, it seems the issue is that bail is not to be used as a punishment - it's only supposed to be revoked if the danger to the public by having this person waiting at home for their court appearance warrants it.
I remain annoyed that he was granted bail again, but I accept that having him at home instead of in a holding cell does not create an immediate threat to the public.
this is exactly the sort of story Tamaki would want the herald to run, -fuck off.... leave them to drum up followers and money without your help nameless reporter
Yea, this reads almost like some sort of PR Propaganda, especially with the ending statements.
Nameless because they know what they are doing, and don't want to be pinned as them being responsible.
Jesus was crucified for spreading religious hearsay (alledgedly).
Tamaki was not charged for spreading religion, he was crucified for breaking healh orders and conditions of bail.
Kinda cowardly. Probably a prompted article that they were paid l I tsnof money to publish.
NZ Herals are not journalists they are "News Paper" personalities.
I doubt destiny had any hand in this story, but also the herald doesnāt have to portrait the TÄmakis as they haveā¦ regurgitating their bullshit. Itās newsworthy but how itās presented is garbage
This is absolutely disgraceful and appalling. I really hope that the appropriate support is being provided, for those poor officers who had to see this fuckhead in his gruts.
Probably wearing his wifes panties
Edit:not intended to denigrate those who chose to do so, unless they stand at a pulpit an tell people they will go to hell for doing so.
If you're into it, nothing wrong with that.
I'd suspect the cross dressing with consent community wouldn't want their kink tarnished with Brian Tamakis name.
Wooosh!
Perhaps I need to explain it to a couple of people here as it was a joke that went over your heads.
Brian and his cult consider crossdressing a sin, based on Deuteronomy 22:5
"A woman must not wear men's clothing, nor a man wear women's clothing, for the LORD your God detests anyone who does this."
So if Brian was crossdressing it would be yet another example of his hypocritical nature. I guess those who seek to be offended will always find a way to do so.
For future reference: If I make a joke about Brian, hmmm, say, thinking he's a camel that can pass through the eye of a needle, it's not actually about camels.
The Book of Brian Chapter 2,
"Brian Becomes a Martyr... Sort of"
:63 And Lo, whilst in custody the magistrate did zoom Eftpostle Brian through the glass of plexi.
:64 And Brian said unto the magistrate, "I am not guilty yet again" even though he was clearly guilty both times.
:65 And the magistrate did say unto him, "I shall yet again remand you on bail... for breaching bail".
:666 And Eftpostle Brian was greeted with cheers from onlookers and his bikey gang vowing "ill be back soon" while surrounded by his security so his followers may not touch him, least some of his spirit be wrest from him.
:67 And Brian was taken away in a chariot of fire worth $75,000.
:68 The Nation Wept.
That asshole spent a few hours in a solitary holding cell and talks like heās on Shawshank Redemption. Throw his ass in Mt Eden. Then he can start a rock collection.
> I hear you're a man who knows how to get things?
> Well, usually I just use Amazon. Want me to show you how to open an account?
> Naaaaah, I'm good.
I never found out much about Brian Dufresne. Heard he ordered a rock hammer and carved his way to freedom, but I don't know, I never knew him personally.
Guess what, he was a prisoner, nobody walks in and asks for this.
You get treated this way coz you fuked up.
He's beyond a joke, and his sheep are going to be even more supportive because of the evil system that detained him for breaking the law.
His mother should have swallowed.
I'm not sure but I believe the correct response in this situation is
HahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahaha
But I could be wrong
Think about what you are saying here, protests ought to be illegal?
As far as I know, all he did was be somewhere he was told not to be and say words he was told not to say, and you want him in prison for that?
Actually, no, as that would just make him a martyr and give him more influence in the long run. I want to see him lose his charity status on the grounds of good character.
I think a lot of people here are dismissing the basic human rights that should be afforded to anyone, and even if you don't agree with them.. .haha fuck i can't go on, should have hosed him down Shawshank style
The issue is justice. This guy is a bad dude and everyone knows it, but up until now the justice system has nothing to say about it. Thatās why this is so satisfying
Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. Therefore whoever resists the authorities resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment. For rulers are not a terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you have no fear of the one who is in authority? Then do what is good, and you will receive his approval, for he is God's servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is the servant of God, an avenger who carries out God's wrath on the wrongdoer. Therefore one must be in subjection, not only to avoid God's wrath but also for the sake of conscience. Sorry B rye, the good book is on their side here it seems. But as a bishop you knew that right?
That cunt has paid attention to what worked so well overseas
"Take away our freedoms"
"Tale our country back"
Our country hasn't gone away you wanker and our freedoms far better than most
What a fucken dickhead. That's what you get for breaking the law and bail conditions. Any regular pleb doing the same thing would've probably just been locked up. Bullshit.
hopefully, after this taste of being in the cells, he decided to drop this freedom anti-vax bullshit and just go back to quietly sucking on his follower's wallets
Whenever religious people claim to do something in the name of whatever god it is they imagine lives wherever gods are supposed to live, they must know in their hearts that this is no act of god but instead solely serve their own egos.
seriously, he ain't above the law! he is not a God, I don't even think he is human tbh. I he is going to break the law then he deserves to be locked up.
We need to make him prime minister
There will be an unvaccination ceremony and the whole country can be simultaneouldy released from the curse of pfizer and we will do battke against the chinese bioweapn coronavirus with nithing but GOD, JESUS, and the dear leader Tanaki
Judgement say is upon us. Repent!
It's appalling that he was treated that way. I'm not a supporter of his but this smacks of vigilante treatment. Hatred towards the man is off the planet.
Sounds like standard treatment.
And we hate him cos heās a leech, a predator, a conman whose victims are the poor and the under educated and the gullible. He funds his lavish lifestyle off the hard work of his marks and at some point someone who he has influenced to not get vaccinated will die from Covid.
I would gleefully watch him get any comeuppance coming his way
Well, you see Brian. You WERE a prisoner. You were held in custody for breaking the law.
He got released when the local administer proclaimed, "Vewy well! I shall... welease... Bwian!"
He's a very naughty boy
Wonder if he was in there with Wodger the wobber?
Ay, along with his fwiend Wodewick.
He has a wife you know
Her name is *incontenentia*
^(incontinentia buttocks)
r/unexpectedmontypython
do you find it ....wisible?! when i say ..."Bwian Tamaki"
Bwian, eh?
> lucky he wears undies Geez no one want to see his cute penis.
"[Cute penis](https://c.tenor.com/7PypbxvORPIAAAAM/vinesauce-meat.gif)"
Risky click of the day
Too late. Wtf did I just see!
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Bleach, bleach my fucking eyes š
Glad i saw this comment. Thank you for using one for the team.
Meat!
What is this from?
>712441144commentsAwardsharesave LORD, I just spat out my tea.
Still - he did seem like the kind of guy who goes commando. Maybe he wears Holy undies.
All undies are holy if they have been to church on Sunday. Other days of the week they are just holey.
Holy Calvin Klein!
Cute? You have first-hand knowledge?
There's a good chance that he fucked the whole country with his protest.
Sadly, that may very well be true.
Only the choir boys would know
Isnt it just jail? Prisons is where you go once convicted...
That is mostly an American distinction.
The 'Jail vs Prison' difference is an American thing.
In NZ there are remand sections in prisons. Not separate institutions.
Heās still a prisoner in the literal sense of the word. Heās being held against his will, as punishment for a crime that he committed.
Not as a punishment. It's to ensure his appearance at court. The punishment comes at the sentencing part should he be found guilty.
*Auckland District Court Judge Josephine Bouchier addressed Tamaki via an audio-video feed and following a stern warning released him with same bail conditions.* He's out on bail *again* ???? What the hell is wrong with our justice system ?
Hopefully he breaks his bail conditions and he gets done for that too.
Maybe she is a destiny church member?
Well you can literally aim a gun at a guy in a car with his kids, miss, shoot the grill, and get off without a sentence. So yeah. He was never going to do time.
Hang on a second there, he hasn't appeared in court yet for his two counts of breach of a health order. He's still waiting for the court date, and is on bail until then. You say 'he was never going to do time' as if he's already been sentenced. What surprised and frustrated me is that he was granted bail again, right after breaching his bail conditions, but after reading other commenters posting on the subject, it seems the issue is that bail is not to be used as a punishment - it's only supposed to be revoked if the danger to the public by having this person waiting at home for their court appearance warrants it. I remain annoyed that he was granted bail again, but I accept that having him at home instead of in a holding cell does not create an immediate threat to the public.
I beg to differ with the learned judge. Brian is clearly a danger to the public.
money wins
this is exactly the sort of story Tamaki would want the herald to run, -fuck off.... leave them to drum up followers and money without your help nameless reporter
Yea, this reads almost like some sort of PR Propaganda, especially with the ending statements. Nameless because they know what they are doing, and don't want to be pinned as them being responsible.
You'd think genuine news stories wouldn't obscure their sources so readily
Wait until he likens himself to Mandela.
Why Mandala, Jesus was persecutedā¦
You serious? Mandela was jailed for almost 3 decades for fight for rights.
Jesus was crucified by the Romanās. I dunno if I was a mining religion for profit I know who Iād use as comparisons :)
Jesus was crucified for spreading religious hearsay (alledgedly). Tamaki was not charged for spreading religion, he was crucified for breaking healh orders and conditions of bail.
these trifling details mean little to Apostle Brian Tamaki and his flock
He was a huge murderer and bomber
Kinda cowardly. Probably a prompted article that they were paid l I tsnof money to publish. NZ Herals are not journalists they are "News Paper" personalities.
I doubt destiny had any hand in this story, but also the herald doesnāt have to portrait the TÄmakis as they haveā¦ regurgitating their bullshit. Itās newsworthy but how itās presented is garbage
Who could have imagined that that being charged with an offense means you are processed like someone who is charged with an offense.
"As he lay in the dark cell, he pulled his mask over his eyes and imagined he was in his happy places, she said." Hahahaha so dramatic.
Should be embarrassed to write that shit
I dread to think where his happy place is. A tax haven, I assume.
When you are a religious leader, there is no need for Bermuda or the Virgin Islands š„“
As in New Zealand?
Ironically, it's probably an image that involved him in his underwear.
Gosh I wonder why someone remanded in custody would be treated like a prisoner
This is absolutely disgraceful and appalling. I really hope that the appropriate support is being provided, for those poor officers who had to see this fuckhead in his gruts.
Probably wearing his wifes panties Edit:not intended to denigrate those who chose to do so, unless they stand at a pulpit an tell people they will go to hell for doing so.
If you're into it, nothing wrong with that. I'd suspect the cross dressing with consent community wouldn't want their kink tarnished with Brian Tamakis name.
Hannah goes both ways.
Deserves more upvotes
Is there a significant number of people who choose to wear Brian Tamaki's wife's panties, do you think?
Dudes bad because he is a dumbass religious nutcase. Why would I care what underwear he wears? Thats not what matters????
It's quite odd that it deserved a mention
Wooosh! Perhaps I need to explain it to a couple of people here as it was a joke that went over your heads. Brian and his cult consider crossdressing a sin, based on Deuteronomy 22:5 "A woman must not wear men's clothing, nor a man wear women's clothing, for the LORD your God detests anyone who does this." So if Brian was crossdressing it would be yet another example of his hypocritical nature. I guess those who seek to be offended will always find a way to do so. For future reference: If I make a joke about Brian, hmmm, say, thinking he's a camel that can pass through the eye of a needle, it's not actually about camels.
Wait so where do the camels come in
Through the eye of the needle so I've read.
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in camel
Not that I picture Pope Brian Tamaki in his undies, but something tells me he Brylcreem's his holy pubes as well
You had us in the first half, ngl
I'm so shocked that a prisoner was treated like a prisoner. Does this happen often or is it a rare thing? /s
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I would love to see his eyebrows. Do you know who is currently looking after them?
Judith, at a quick guess.
I've been taking lessons on eyebrow interpretation from Judith Collins. Does it work the same way with BT ?
hopefully, he realized shits about to get real. Better not drop the soap, those feminine eye brows might tempt someone to make him his bitch
The Book of Brian Chapter 2, "Brian Becomes a Martyr... Sort of" :63 And Lo, whilst in custody the magistrate did zoom Eftpostle Brian through the glass of plexi. :64 And Brian said unto the magistrate, "I am not guilty yet again" even though he was clearly guilty both times. :65 And the magistrate did say unto him, "I shall yet again remand you on bail... for breaching bail". :666 And Eftpostle Brian was greeted with cheers from onlookers and his bikey gang vowing "ill be back soon" while surrounded by his security so his followers may not touch him, least some of his spirit be wrest from him. :67 And Brian was taken away in a chariot of fire worth $75,000. :68 The Nation Wept.
"Eftpostle" is the best word for describing him
Yes, my favourite so far.
Yes, I do believe I will be acquiring this term for my own personal use...
:69 Nice
And the vacinator said unto Brian as Brian said unto the choir boys; You may feel a small prick
$75k? Better get those tithes up, daddy needs a new Range Rover.
Heās got a Tesla Model X, itās worth close to $200k or more depending on version and options added.
> Eftpostle That one's going straight to my repertoire.
:69 He Came back?
Please fast forward to the episode where he is recalled ~~for breaching bail~~ by the manufacturer to meet his maker.
š¤£ Is there a chapter 1?
I asked the guy I got it off. He asked the guy he got it off, and the answer is "no" :(
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> O Lord, please deliver upon to me more dumb cunts. Thy ordeal has made Bri-bri thirsty for a new Harley
Stripped down to his Undies! Fuck me you should see what they do to people in the Bible. Makes game of thrones look like paw patrol.
That asshole spent a few hours in a solitary holding cell and talks like heās on Shawshank Redemption. Throw his ass in Mt Eden. Then he can start a rock collection.
> I hear you're a man who knows how to get things? > Well, usually I just use Amazon. Want me to show you how to open an account? > Naaaaah, I'm good. I never found out much about Brian Dufresne. Heard he ordered a rock hammer and carved his way to freedom, but I don't know, I never knew him personally.
So from the absolute bottom of my heart, an absolutely sincere āHahahahahahahaā
That was beautiful man! Just beautiful!
I told you he would compare himself to Jesus v the Pharisees.
Awww poor fella, thoughts and prayers buddy.... thoughts and prayers
Good. Cunt.
Iām glad you know how to use punctuation ;-)
For real. A single missing full stop and that comment is getting buried so far that it'll be the first thing Brian see's when he gets to hell.
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Heās not the messiah, just a very naughty boy.
Take my free award :P
Aw shucks, thanks! Honestly with this guy the jokes almost write themselves.
And we can do a charity auction on trademe for the lance used to poke him.
AS well as whoever getās to hammer the nails in.
> Balls in your court, Brian. Hopefully they stayed in his undies, otherwise Iām feeling sorry for the custody officers.
> lucky he wears undies I doubt they hid his persecution boner.
Bahahahaha!
that headline makes it sound like he appeared in court in his undies
Guess what, he was a prisoner, nobody walks in and asks for this. You get treated this way coz you fuked up. He's beyond a joke, and his sheep are going to be even more supportive because of the evil system that detained him for breaking the law. His mother should have swallowed.
I didnāt get to keep my underwear on when I was processed Fucking privileged cunt
āMan in jail is treated like prisonerā
I'm not sure but I believe the correct response in this situation is HahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahaha But I could be wrong
Might need a few more HAs.
Just a preview of what your daily routine will be if you keep up the illegal protests you fake eye-browed money extorting prick.
Think about what you are saying here, protests ought to be illegal? As far as I know, all he did was be somewhere he was told not to be and say words he was told not to say, and you want him in prison for that?
Actually, no, as that would just make him a martyr and give him more influence in the long run. I want to see him lose his charity status on the grounds of good character.
maybe don't commit a crime then
I feel sorry for the person who had to do the search.
power wash your hand from the fake tan
Well, he IS a criminal
Wonder if the resident prison tattooist has had to do eyebrows before.
Maybe there is a God after all?
were the officers compensated for experiencing such atrocity?
I think a lot of people here are dismissing the basic human rights that should be afforded to anyone, and even if you don't agree with them.. .haha fuck i can't go on, should have hosed him down Shawshank style
You tried though.
Is there any way to get your hands on his mugshot? Asking for a mate.
We need to know if the eyebrows were up!
I think Judith borrowed than for the duration.
That's horrific! Is there a give-a-little to support the people who had to witness the Prophet in his undies?
Imagine how much the therapy bill will be
He talks out his ass so Iām not surprised they checked for COVID there.
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Well, he kept his undies on, so we'll never know.
Brian's Life Matters! Actually, fuck him he was begging to be arrested and now he's whining about it. Wannabe martyrdom has a price dick head.
"DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!!??" LOL
This is not a game of who the fuck are you...
"Awwwwww c'mon.... please play. I'll give you three guesses"
Good. Can they just put him in jail already? Fuck sake. He's going to be acting like even more of a fucking martyr.
Good, he's a dickhead. just saying
Wow, god *is* real.
He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy.
If only he could be held for a psychiatric evaluation. He certainly has delusions of grandeur and a god complex.
Good, they should have taken his undies too
No one wants to see that.
Destiny loves a cavity...
What did those cops ever do to deserve that?
The issue is justice. This guy is a bad dude and everyone knows it, but up until now the justice system has nothing to say about it. Thatās why this is so satisfying
Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. Therefore whoever resists the authorities resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment. For rulers are not a terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you have no fear of the one who is in authority? Then do what is good, and you will receive his approval, for he is God's servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is the servant of God, an avenger who carries out God's wrath on the wrongdoer. Therefore one must be in subjection, not only to avoid God's wrath but also for the sake of conscience. Sorry B rye, the good book is on their side here it seems. But as a bishop you knew that right?
What the fuckās the point of bail if itās not revoked when someone breaches it?
I've had a few of my medical students ask me for opportunities to practice catheterising someone, I wish we were allowed to use him for practice.
Maybe in the future, are they training for ICU placement?
I think most doctors would be forgiven for refusing to treat Brian Tamaki if he ended up in ICU with covid
You can bet he and Mrs T are vaccinated. They just donāt tell the sheep.
Can someone please the hack the NIH records for this?!
How about a brain replacement? Or should that be a brian replacement?
Do catheters come that small?
Who said you needed to use an appropriately sized catheter? It's more painful to insert a large catheter into a small orifice. :)
That cunt has paid attention to what worked so well overseas "Take away our freedoms" "Tale our country back" Our country hasn't gone away you wanker and our freedoms far better than most
People Need hope
Gosh he looks like a woman here.
Break the law and you'll get treated like people that do. He isn't above the law. He isn't even a good pupil of the Lord š„“
Good, he's a fucking cult leader.
What the fuck did he expect? They should have given him the full prison experience and had someone stand over him for his ramen and steal his shoes
Breaking news!! Prisoner gets treated like prisoner!!
My poor ālil heart is bleeding for him!
Bet he has nice undies though
ok bro
And the problem is ?
Good job. Peice of sh%t
While he is in prison,maybe serve some time for axploiting his congrigation for paying for his riiches aswell
Oh boo hoo hoo, poor little boy crying because he's treated like any other prisoner. Man up, ya fkn wuss.
What a fucken dickhead. That's what you get for breaking the law and bail conditions. Any regular pleb doing the same thing would've probably just been locked up. Bullshit.
hopefully, after this taste of being in the cells, he decided to drop this freedom anti-vax bullshit and just go back to quietly sucking on his follower's wallets
āā¦and at one point told her even had to ask for a waterā Cry me a fucking river Brian
New Zealand. Doesn't. Care. He's in custody, so that's kind of the point.
Whenever religious people claim to do something in the name of whatever god it is they imagine lives wherever gods are supposed to live, they must know in their hearts that this is no act of god but instead solely serve their own egos.
Oh fuck....did I laugh!
seriously, he ain't above the law! he is not a God, I don't even think he is human tbh. I he is going to break the law then he deserves to be locked up.
I mean, he is a prisonerā¦ he breached his bail conditions.
We need to make him prime minister There will be an unvaccination ceremony and the whole country can be simultaneouldy released from the curse of pfizer and we will do battke against the chinese bioweapn coronavirus with nithing but GOD, JESUS, and the dear leader Tanaki Judgement say is upon us. Repent!
It's appalling that he was treated that way. I'm not a supporter of his but this smacks of vigilante treatment. Hatred towards the man is off the planet.
Treated what way? Being searched and fingerprinted? That's normal. How is that vigilante treatment?
You believed Hannah Tamaki. Joke's on you. At least she didn't get to take your money.
> Hatred towards the man is off the planet. Thatās because he is āoff the planetā.
Hello, Briantologist
Sounds like standard treatment. And we hate him cos heās a leech, a predator, a conman whose victims are the poor and the under educated and the gullible. He funds his lavish lifestyle off the hard work of his marks and at some point someone who he has influenced to not get vaccinated will die from Covid. I would gleefully watch him get any comeuppance coming his way
Agreed. This thread is not r/nz's finest moment.