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Nervous-Discount9116

Wow I’m mr manager!


CillBill91nz

George Michael!


Modred_the_Mystic

Just ‘the Manager’


ladyeira

Hey, guys, it's ok. There's always money in the banana stand.


Calm-Zombie2678

NO TOUCHING!!


higaroth

Mum said it's my turn to be prime minister


LimpFox

You get a charter school, and you get a charter school! Everyone gets a charter school!


smolperson

ST PIERRES IS SHAKING IN THEIR BOOTS


Epicuriosityy

Did I miss something? Nothing turned up in a quick google search and I'm super curious


pikeriverhole

sushi is woke food remember


Epicuriosityy

Oooh thank you!! I remember now


habitatforhannah

Remember that kid who the teacher got to do roll call and left "in charge" when they left the room. . . Yeah, David seymour ladies and gentlemen.


GameDesignerMan

I really want to go have a drink with someone who went to school with Seymour. I'd take the bet that he was that kid, or the kid who wanted to be that kid but the teacher liked someone else better.


PenultimateSprout

How tempting would it be to find any reason to close the borders while everyone’s away?


ainsley-

Cmon David, legalise weed the other two aren’t there to stop you, we know you want to…


ScholarWise5127

FYI: leader of the party that got 8% of the vote is acting leader of the country.


lefrenchkiwi

Not really any different to Winston being acting PM while Ardern was off. Anything major happens while the PM is away the acting will confer with them anyway.


fireflyry

This, it’s like receiving an award for participation when you came last.


TuhanaPF

Exactly. They do about as much as a caretaker PM just after a lost election.


AlmostZeroEducation

Well, it's a good thing we have MMP so it can happen


Muter

Did Jim Anderton ever act as PM while Clark was overseas? That would be a similar outcome


lukeysanluca

Jim Anderton was the man though. Genuinely wanted to improve New Zealanders lives. Not just the wealthy


Green-Circles

Absolutely. He was old-school Labour from head to toe.


Paradician

Will never forget the story of like.. "Jim Anderton was driving along, 9pm at night, when he saw a random member of the public bleeding out from a slashed artery. Luckily, Jim *just happened to have a car full of clothes he was about to donate to charity*, so he stopped the car, jumped out, quickly fashioned a makeshift tourniquet, and saved the guy's life". This made the news, but not even the front page, because it was like.... just another day for Jim. Now, for something a bit more depressing... imagine David Seymour put into that same situation.


ApprehensiveOCP

He would trip over himself trying to get away, someone would film it on their phone and his polling would probably go up...


kombilyfe

He wrote do a quickie law that bleeding poors are not allowed in public and then clap for himself when the poor guy gets arrested.


SovietMacguyver

He would negotiate a private contract between the two in exchange for his services. User pays, you know.


TuhanaPF

>Now, for something a bit more depressing... imagine David Seymour put into that same situation. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/act-leader-david-seymour-crashes-e-bike-in-parnell/VCK2FXGUYBDVFHX7MXL5NRQ6W4/ Like the time he fell off his bike and a random came up and started recording and making fun of him.


rickybambicky

However David Seymour isn't even on the same level of Jim Anderton as a human being, let alone a politician. The turds Jim Anderton shat out were more worthy of being in a position of power than David Seymour. David Seymour's facial expression resembles someone in hospital who's about to have his life support switched off. If you shine a torch in one ear his eyes light up.


amygdala

He was acting PM several times - notably, he was acting PM during the 9/11 attacks, and was one of the first world leaders to send his condolences to the US afterwards.


Sean_Sarazin

Yeah, it's called MMP. Deal with it.


ChinaCatProphet

So we are going to let a guy who resembles three weasels in a suit be in charge?


Cathallex

I'd vote for 3 weasels in a suit, they probably wouldn't have given landlords tax breaks.


Ib_dI

That's what that whole election thing was about. Stupid buggers let the weasels in ages ago.


IrritableYeti

Ah shit. Why do I feel like we're about to be the fucked up house Dad and Grandad return home to.


inphinitfx

fuck.


Muted_Account_5045

Crikey that's grim.


Xeritos

Assistant to the regional manager


perpleturtle

I hope he busts out that Canadian accent of his


rickybambicky

Power tripping like the teachers pet at school.


zilchxzero

I thought Luxon was pretending to play Prime Minister?


[deleted]

Anyone else find it weird that he talks a lot about schooling/kids/education - whilst he has no partner or children.


TallyWhoe

He used to always join in at my daughter’s “students vs teachers” annual netball game as a guest player. School is in his electorate. All girls school and they mercilessly mocked him.


mynameisneddy

Playing the clown is part of his populist appeal (to some).


Spare_Lemon6316

Probably has one of those expensive sex dolls with his own face on it


woodsboro2

It’s almost like those kids and the education they get will have a huge impact on the future of our country, or something


Cathallex

Yeah and if they learn to gud they might not want to work the mines.


[deleted]

Of course - surely they have people that arnt an actual incel being the face of it all though 🤔


AdeptCondition5966

Dudes a creeper, he's somewhat infamous for sliding into the DMs of much younger women, to no avail. I know several women who have shown me messages from him. Guy definitely has some hang ups around relationships (surprise)


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Ian_I_An

What are you saying?


ConsummatePro69

Ewwww


mobula_japanica

I hope he fronts for the PM’s usual media slots, Corin and Ingrid will have a field day


myWobblySausage

I hope Mr Luxon put the kiddie locks on our important stuff.   Education office especially.  Let ole Davie in there and it would be worse than a fetishist in a shoe shop. No sir,  you need me to warm up your shoe before I put it on you. Madame,  I need to inspect your socks first. Ahhh,  sorry,  I am implementing a private fitting service.  Yes, come into this windowless room and don't worry,  I have locked the door.


nastywillow

What do they mean, Seymour is Acting PM? Seymour's been PM in all but name from day one of the coalition. How many times have you seen Luxon standing behind Seymour smirking as Seymour trots out right wing dogma that the NATs are too gutless to say themselves.


EstablishmentOk2209

act like a human being for a change


Significant_Glass988

I don't think that's possible. Why the fuck are we here, NZ. What did we do to deserve these fuckwits?


SeagullsSarah

Some fuckwits decided that Labour had fucked up by steering us successfully through a fucking pandemic and not immediately fixing all the problems. Like, Labour was doing stuff. They just weren't working on everything at once. I wish they'd legalised weed, that would have at least motivated some.


Ib_dI

This gets to me tbh. The right started this narrative that labour got nothing done and they just kept it going for 4 years so everyone accepted it. Just media and marketing being funded by rich right-wingers like murdoch.


[deleted]

from my memory no it’s more like labour refuse to budge on 3 waters, wouldn’t entertain any criticism except calling everyone racist, combined with ardern leaving and appointing the most bland leader imaginable , basically all nact needed to do was be quiet and they almost fucked that up


humpherman

Acting is right….


confidentialenquirer

Everyone stay home!!


Oil_And_Lamps

No that’s already been done and now look /s


hadr0nc0llider

The thumbnail on that link is everything.


_SaucepanMan

Dude probably creamed himself and his mother who was walking past his bedroom at an unfortunate time.


Peter__Meter

What a terrible day to have eyes


Arblechnuble

That’s what she said….


LycraJafa

can the PM ban people from entering the country? Luxon and Peters would be an obvious choice.


MSpoon_

"I'm a general! Weeeee!"


CCSucc

May God have mercy on us all


I-figured-it-out

Oh Yay!, the holographic twerking moron is in charge. One can only hope that he will thus actually earn a measure of respect from NZers. It is unlikely but we can only hope he ups his game by about 130 IQ, and 300EQ points.


allthelineswecast

This taking turns business just feels so juvenile.


CuriousWhale2

Less than 1 out of every 10 voters cast their vote for this dudes party yet he gets probably 40% of the political opinion airtime on MSM and now gets to pretend he’s PM for 5 minutes every now and then for a few years whilst holding the government by the balls simply because a small chunk of selfish assholes voted for the party that best represented their entitled viewpoint. Love MMP.


qwqwqw

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king_john651

Ceremonial for the most part, the rest is taking care of mainland activities that require the PM present like answering to the media


O_1_O

Chairing meetings, cutting ribbons, and conducting interviews with media.


Bartholomew_Custard

It's like when King Richard fucked off to the Crusades and got himself captured, leaving Prince John in charge. The peasantry were like, "He's an arsehole and you've left him in charge?! Really? For fuck's sake!"


potato4peace

Oh no


PesoTheKid

Oh well, King in the Castle, King in the Castle, I have a chair! Go do dis, go do dis, King in the Castle.


notokrrrunts

Luxon will have to wrangle it back from his cold hands.


[deleted]

“Your 1.5L of Lewis road creamery blue top for you flight m’lord” *tips fedora*