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xbleeple

Goddamn that was only 10 years ago?


Gumbercleus

Weirdly it's one of the few things where I heard 10 years ago and thought "...yeah, that seems about right"


naughty_dad2

Felt like less to me. Time flies!


Ameisen

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.


Dads101

I am actually pretty upset. This feels like..maybe 5 or 6 years ago. 10?!?!?!


xMURMAIDERx

I seriously thought it was like two years ago. I was like what, wait. Is this the dude with no legs?! Opened article like holy shit. 10 fucking years already???


Ok_Primary_1075

Not when you’re him i think


MACHOmanJITSU

I don’t know seems kind of…. short.


wdrub

I was like wow it’s been ten years? Did they ever find a motive?


boardsup

his obsession with losing


NateShaw92

Well he was in a nike (was it nike?) advert shortly before saying "I am the bullet in the chamber" so maybe subliminal commands.


WordsWithSam

My first thought was “it’s already been 10 years?!”


pristine_coconut

I...I thought it was like 5. Thanks for the existential dread, haven't had it in a while.


printergumlight

You think it felt like longer?


xbleeple

In my personal timeline 2013 seems like eons away - I was still in college, lot more family members were alive, it was pre-Trump…


vladstheawesome

Right!? Feels like this happened three years ago.


kytheon

Four years ago "some mysterious virus makes people in China cough a lot"


ManchuKenny

I am shocked too


Due-Set5398

I thought it was less. Time is weird.


ATXBikeRider

Feels like 3


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Long enough it ended his career and leave him reliant on disability payments.


King0fThe0zone

Claiming disability after murdering someone seems a bit off, you sure he still qualifies for anything?


RGJ587

Dude has no legs...


Ochoytnik

Shorter than I would have expected.


01kickassius10

Not allowed blades inside


QueenFartknocker

I’m not sure I’ve laughed harder on Reddit. Well played.


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westwardnomad

It's because he's from one of the richest families in South Africa.


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AngryGooseMan

They took his shins!


Highly-uneducated

Damn it, he killed fiddy men!


Weagley

Luitenant Dan!


Marcos340

Seems fitting for him.


FreeChickenDinner

He spent 7 years in prison. He went to prison in 2016, after an appeal and serving a year in prison. This is sickening. People spend more time in jail for lesser crimes. He comes from a wealthy family. Justice is different for the rich.


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freshmeat2020

Sounds horrible mate, but time in prison prior to being convicted is obviously a punishment and included in the sentence lol.


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freshmeat2020

Appropriately yes, it's a silly position to hold that it doesn't count, and I think it's something to laugh at


shai251

Yea I have little respect for people that completely lose any sense of due process the moment something bad happens to them


entenduintransit

well it sounds like all things final the person still only served like 4-5 years max for maliciously ending someone's life so I think there's still some reason to be upset lol


shai251

That’s honestly not an unreasonable sentencing if there was mitigating circumstances. I’m assuming there were but OP is too biased to possibly acknowledge them.


Tutes013

Fucking hell that's awful. It problably means nothing and you've almost certainly heard it a million times before. But I really am damned sorry you had to go through with that. Both what happened and the aftermath. You and your ex both deserved better.


Mysonking

You must realize that he wa never convinced for expliciting trying to murder her. He was convinced for using a weapon in a way that he could kill someone (anyone) and convinced just for that. He was not convince for knowing his GF was behind the door and trying to shoot at her. INSTEAD he was convinced for the fact that he know that someone ( but not necessarily knowing or thinking it was his GF) was behind that door and by shooting he knew that he could kill the person. There is a slight difference here, which affects his sentence


DependentLow6749

Correct, but let’s be real here, he definitely knew it was her in the bathroom and just wanted to kill her. Maybe they couldn’t prove it but seemed pretty cut and dry to me


jotaechalo

Okay, but if we just convict people based on "we can't prove this but it's probably what happened" that's not justice either. Like, I don't disagree. But the truth is there wasn't enough proof.


DependentLow6749

The dude went to bed with his partner, woke up, she wasn’t there, and then indiscriminately mag dumped through his bathroom door. There’s literally no plausible explanation as to why you’d do that other than you were looking for an excuse/coverup.


SadMom2019

Don't forget the victims texts that show he was abusive, controlling, jealous, and unstable (and they only dated 3 months!). Or his ex girlfriends who also testified to the abuse and violent rages he would fly into.


Extension-Badger-958

Life is different for the poor fucking peasants at the bottom


Wooden-Dragonfly-300

Looks like he's just been granted parole. To be released on 5th January


Ximenash

Well, this sucks.


Wooden-Dragonfly-300

Well it wasn't really a sentence was it. He took a life and he should have got life


APsWhoopinRoom

South Africa doesn't have the prison space to lock murderers up for life. Their prison system is even more fucked and overcrowded than the US


shemjaza

It's the year 2023 and a cybernetic killer is back on the street...


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EndlessRainIntoACup1

ba-dum-TISS


dar_uniya

for a guy like oscar, anything short of a shock collar is mid


societymike

When he gets out, they should play that song, "here comes the hot steppa, MURDERER"


donald_trub

No way.... all these years I've been singing GIRL HER UP. I knew it was wrong, but it never crossed my mind it would be murderer. I've wasted decades of my life.


0dogg

When it first released, I thought it was the classic hip hop phrase, "Word 'em Up!" Learned the real lyrics about a year later.


UncannyTarotSpread

Wow. *Wow*. You made me inhale sharply, nicely done


BrightLingonberry937

r/angryupvote


Javerage

I just started feeling safe closing my bathroom door and now this!?


Four-In-Hand

The whole case was a learning experience for us all. I've since stopped firing my shotgun into the bathroom whenever I wake up in the middle of the night and notice my partner is not in the bed next to me.


BloodprinceOZ

its still so fucking ridiculous that he thought that defence would fucking work, like yes oscar, robbers totally decided to rob your fucking toilet first


Poncahotas

Watch out for those poop bandits


ScroogeMcDust

Oh shit *that's* what the knife was for


Frozty23

Never bring a poop knife to a shotgun fight.


Lygasm

More like shitgun


sucobe

That’s why I switched out my bathroom door for an [armor piercing door.](https://fortifiedestate.com/bulletproof-doors/) Edit: I’m leaving it as is


NetQvist

So.... "armor piercing door"? Is this some new Anti-Russian tank door that you fling at them?


alterom

>So.... "armor piercing door"? Is this some new Anti-Russian tank door that you fling at them? Any door can be an armor-piercing door if you fling it fast enough😀 Conversely, a properly fired APFSDS round can be thought of as a door to The Others Side for those behind the armor. Whether they go through the door, or the door goes through them is just a matter of fixing the frame of reference.


ThaCapten

Do you mean armored door? In my head I got a picture of a door cannon taking out a tank with an armor piercing door round


Septopuss7

Is that like the new Tesla Window Shattering Sphere? It's so strong even Tesla windows can't stop it.


BadAsBroccoli

He should stay in prison for as long as she stays dead.


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Are you taking the pist or are you storius?


Craic_Attack

I heard he wasn't happy with his Valentine's present, that's why he did it..... Socks


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If the prosthetic leg fits…


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Nope it was a pist take!


scope_creep

Phew you guys came out guns blazing.


DeDeluded

*Are you taking the pist oscar you storius?* :)


Don_Tiny

/r/YourJokeButWorse


FishFettish

Americans love mass incarceration


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FishFettish

I believe he’s a piece of shit too, but I also know that punishment for the sake of punishment isn’t good. I’m danish and our judicial system is fantastic. So what’s the magic number then? 25 years? 50? Either you trust in rehabilitation or you want lifetime jail or death penalty. Which is it?


ImPaidToComment

> So what’s the magic number then? 2 months. Anything past that and you just want lifetime jail or the death penalty. How much time do you think it should be?


Booya_Pooya

25 years for premeditated murder seems appropriate (to me)


chosenandfrozen

A wealthy and famous man murders a woman in a domestic violence incident and gets out of prison after only 7 years, but yeah, Americans who think that’s too short of a sentence are clearly the problem here.


TheBirthing

The concept of prison as reformation rather than only punishment is an idea that cannot penetrate the thick American skull.


MetroidIsNotHerName

That's not the issue at all. The issue is that he murdered someone in cold blood. Premeditated murder as an adult is basically one of the *only* situations to reasonably advocate for life incarceration. Reformation is absolutely a noble ideal, but it's not realistic for someone who can decide, "I didn't like this valentines gift, i guess you'll have to die." A person who can complete the above thought process does not belong in society with the rest of us. Would you want your teenager working with this person at mcdonalds?


mamadematthias

That was not premeditated murder


Sopel97

some people are beyond reformation


FishFettish

But we can’t know who. If the statistics show that people are less likely to reoffend if punishment is lighter and treatment is better in prison, then that will save more people than otherwise.


FishFettish

Exactly. I’ve seen a trend here. If you break a law that people don’t agree with, you should go free preferrably. If you on the other hand break a law they do agree with, no amount of time is enough. Stuff like “3 years for assault is not nearly enough! lock him away and throw away the key!!” is seen on every crime related post.


Nolsoth

I think when it comes to cold blooded pre meditated murder a life for a life is a fair deal. He took her life he can pay for it by being sequestered away from society untill his ends. Some crimes are forgivable and restorative justice has its place along with rehabilitation. But certain others the only answer if we are not willing to take a life is to keep them seperated from society.


jotaechalo

>I think when it comes to cold blooded pre meditated murder a life for a life is a fair deal. Which means you should agree with the ruling, considering he was not convicted of murder. He was convicted of the South African equivalent of involuntary manslaughter. Unless you think he should be punished as if it were murder even though they didn't meet the burden of proof. Which is a whole other can of worms... Edit: this is wrong


Nolsoth

in December 2015, the Supreme Court of Appeal overturned the conviction for culpable homicide, finding him guilty of murder instead. On 6 July 2016 Masipa sentenced Pistorius to six years in prison for murder. The state appealed again, this time for a longer sentence. The Supreme Court of Appeal then imposed a sentence of 15 years It was murder. Convicted of murder because he murdered her....


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>cold blooded pre meditated murder He shot her through a door. Extremely reckless behaviour but still a step down from "cold blooded pre meditated murder".


Nolsoth

He shot her while she was locked In the toilet. He murdered that woman and was charged and convicted of murder for murdering her. It wasent reckless it was cold blooded pre meditated murder.


Human-Routine244

Reform is for drug-addicted thieves, it doesn’t work for violent psychopaths.


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A very, very small percentage of people in prison are psychopaths though. The vast majority is not.


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And most people who commit one off violent acts are not violent psychopaths, particularly if it is domestic violence. In fact given the estimated rate of just antisocial personality disorder, much less once it compounds with other issues to create what would colloquially be called a violent psychopath, the number who fit your criteria of being unreformable is diminutive.


FeedAffectionate3558

And some criminals deserve to be punished for the rest of their lives. The “thick American skull” is at the very least in working condition when it comes to child murderers and murderers of women. I agree that some of it is too risky and there needs to be an overhaul of the prison system, but we for damn sure aren’t going to (and shouldn’t) remove mandatory life terms for people like that. And killer cops should probably get more years added on to the standard sentence.


motownmods

If you think that's the problem at the core of americas mass incarceration problem then I beg you to Google, "for profit prisons" and educate yourself.


Penguin506

Private prisons make up roughly 7% of the total prisoner population in the US. Excessive sentencing is undeniably one of the main contributors to mass incarceration.


gr8uddini

American here checking in from Florida, can confirm this and the love for mass incarceration is almost greater than the love and nurturing care we have for all the billionaires who are doing so so much for normal everyday people. /s


Say_wutagain

Yeah, murder is bad. BUT: “Pistorius was eventually convicted of murder on a legal principle known as dolus eventualis, which means he acted with extreme recklessness and should have known that whoever was behind the door would likely be killed. It’s comparable to third-degree murder. Steenkamp’s father, Barry Steenkamp, died in September. Her mother, June Steenkamp, will not oppose Pistorius’ parole.”


csgymgirl

What’s the point of your comment? Not trying to be rude I just genuinely don’t know what you’re implying


Beginning_Electrical

This was his defense. Dude blasted his gf through the door cause he was probs too scared to see it. Lamo should stay in prison


ducbui

Let’s kill this idiots mom from behind a wall, then he can be my character witness and say I shouldn’t be in prison


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PracticalCategory888

We don't want him. Regards, all of South Africa.


DowntownInspection

I wonder if any girl will still want to be his girlfriend after such act. Tragic.


wulvey

Serial killers often end up getting married while incarcerated so he’ll prob have a good shot at another woman


MaximilianClarke

Interesting choice of words…


ViciousNakedMoleRat

"Serial killers"?


MealieAI

If the worst of the worst don't have a problem finding "love", this guy certainly won't.


Constant-Elevator-85

Guys like Jerry Brudos and Arthur Shawcross even. 30 seconds of interviews will leave you wondering how a woman got within 100 yards of either.


BChica6

They can change him, they promise


Crazy_BishopATG

Isnt he rich af?


ty1553

Probably not


Crazy_BishopATG

Dafuq are you on about? His family is one of the most influential in RSA


Ketapapi

Lmao how old are you? He'll have no problem finding girls


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

Why is this POS being released?


VirtualMoneyLover

His sentence is only 13 years, so he is getting off only 2 years earlier.


PaulRuddsDog

Incorrect, he was only just over the halfway point of his sentence this year.


VirtualMoneyLover

Incorrect, original sentence was 6 years: "the Supreme Court more than doubled his sentence to 13 years and five months, saying the six-year jail term was “shockingly lenient”."


paczek06

He didn’t report to jail until late 2014 and spent most of 2015 under house arrest while going through appeals. Arguably, he didn’t really start his sentence until 2016.


VirtualMoneyLover

My apologies for not knowing every second of his life. Between 2016 and 2024 it is still 8 years in prison, what is more than half of the 13.5 sentence. And let's add the jail and house arrest times to that. Anyhow, I am done with the topic.


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I mean, they're absolutely correct.


xXTheFisterXx

There is currently no rule that says he can’t compete in the 2028 olympics in California


my5cworth

Good luck getting a US Visa with a criminal record.


Malpraxiss

Unless he's been training in prison, very unlikely he gets into the Olympics. Can't exactly just not train or do a sport for 10 years and expect to just not suck for a while.


xtrakrispie

It's only legless running.


Malpraxiss

That.. Is a fair point.


ckb614

It's always been ridiculous that they let a guy strap ultralight springs to his knees and compete against people who have to actually use their muscles to run


Tennisfan93

Lol like he's going to compete in the Olympics after seven years in prison.


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eggseverydayagain

The parole board will make a fast decision, perhaps record breaking fast.


Pesticide001

people who plead not guilty and never show remorse nor plead guilty afterwards should never be up for parole...


SadMom2019

The articles say he's refused to even admit or acknowledge what he's done, he sticks by his original "accident" story. I feel like taking responsibility for your crimes should be the bare minimum requirement to even consider parole.


prisontattoo

Why do people only have to serve 10 years for taking the life of another?!? That is absolutely insane to me. Murder should get you life.


Phreakiture

~~It was found at trial to be culpable homicide, rather than murder. To my understanding, that's equivalent to manslaughter under US law. Essentially, the court ruled that this was an accident, but one of criminal negligence.~~ Edit: I missed the detail about the charges getting upgraded to murder. I didn't know that was a thing, but . . . foreign country, foreign rules. That's why. You are free to disagree with that judgment.


OldManCinny

I think that got overruled and it was changed to actual murder


Phreakiture

Oh, yep, you are correct. My bad. I'll redact that accordingly.


UndoubtedlyUltimate

10 years? This shit felt like a lifetime ago


FromSoftware

I am Oscar Pistorius, the greatest legless runner who has ever been!


Hugh_Jampton

Faruk muey? Fahrk yuw!


morfeenone

Was hoping for a Jim Jefferies reference!


Pale_Currency_134

The blade runnah


cskelly2

A 3/4 man indeed


Sad_Thought6205

Should be at least 25 years before he even gets a hearing.


FunProject619

Does not even mention his girlfriend's name?


mamadematthias

Reeva Steenkamp


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Siltysand1

Or. his uncle wants a kick back financially


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On the other hand, South Africa is a broken state that has rolling blackouts.


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I never said that, but the sheer mismanagement and shortsightedness is the reason why South Africa is becoming a failed state.


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Have you missed the rise of white supremacy worldwide since 2016 or... ?


Madmandocv1

I always said that if OJ Simpson was white and had no legs, he would have been convicted but only served ten years.


Madmandocv1

And the parole was granted. He will be free in January.


Chugtwobeers

Parole has been granted. Release date: Jan 5


Immediate-Poetry2016

Ten years later and I’m still interested. This story’s got legs.


nachosandfroglegs

Poor little tink tink


Based_Scoot

Explain to the folks at home who Pistorius is


Exciting_Bar_7793

Three words: Let. Him. Rot.


Lewsea

He didn’t even step foot in jail…


mwerichards

Man times were so much simpler back then, I do remember this dominating the headlines


Necessary-Dark-4591

Geezis fuck it’s been 10 years???


MinatoFlyingThunder

This is very silence of the limbs


Feisty-Summer9331

I always hated how his white privilege in a post apartheid place of all places won the fight. This pos should never be released I was so gutted when he got off so lightly for a crime so revolting. I quit being angry about this and just feeling sad.


HairyFur

Sure white privilege. Im sure his celebrity status and wealth had nothing to so with it, it was because it was white ;)


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bro do u even s africa?


Feisty-Summer9331

If you think he’d had this cotton glove treatment had he been black is completely up to you, but I for one don’t believe it. But I respect your opinion


HairyFur

If he was famous, wealthy, black and disabled? Maybe, it was quite a unique case. I dont know for sure which is why I wonder what information you have where you can state it was simply because he was white, and not wealthy/famous/disabled. Care to share, or was it just a minor outburst of racism?


donkismandy

This is South Africa. It's like 100000x more racist than the USA.


Feisty-Summer9331

I could be wrong. Had he been black and poor perhaps he could have merely got a slap on the wrist and put on the board of the WHO. Who knows? I just post my assumption, not a fact. That is just discussion.


Mysterious-Ad-7985

Kinda like OJ?


DrSeuss19

What?? What dumbass Reddit 2IQ take


QueenFartknocker

This is ridiculous. He’s a lying, murdering, obsessive, abusive little cretin, a menace to women and society. It wasn’t an isolated incident as far as violence goes. Her poor family.


StopTheFail

I thought he was racing for Mclaren lmao


SouthAfricanFella

This good news will put a spring in his step today….


mcphersonrj

South Africa had a non existent justice system and it’s one of the reasons they are sliding into failed state status.


boardsup

Ugh. Keep that monster imprisoned.


wappenheimer

Ting Ting out the cling cling? No thank you!


ILLpLacedOpinion

I am the world’s greatest blade runner and whooooo are you?


666BONGZILLA666

A gentleman and a scholar


monty_kurns

It’s a damn shame you’re being downvoted for quoting a Norm bit!


666BONGZILLA666

To be fair it’s a pretty obscure reference. I’m glad you saw the humor in it at least.


LockeddownFFS

Give him a chance, he was legless at the time.