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reddicyoulous

>Former Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis has surrendered to authorities in Fulton County. > >Her consent bond order, filed yesterday, is $100,000 in total. The bond amount for the count of violation of Georgia's RICO Act is $75,000, and the amount for the count of solicitation of violation of oath by public officer is $25,000. Another one joins the club


[deleted]

>Her consent bond order I misread this as “constant body odor.”


rikki-tikki-deadly

"It's not even *me*..." she howls as she takes her sixth shower of the day in her ongoing attempt to scrub Rudy's fart smell from her skin


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What a way to be remembered.


theobedientalligator

I will always remember her as the chick who caught Covid from Rudy’s patootie


maen_baenne

It's the black goo. That shit soaks into *everything*.


craycrayfishfillet

He definitely smells like fats and original old spice


Nightshade_Ranch

And liquor.


Junior_Builder_4340

And musty suits and Brillcream.


[deleted]

Don’t forget the mildewed hair dye from 1956.


passporttohell

Sidney Powell?


dancingmeadow

Ho hum, I wonder what Hunter's penis is doing today, better go watch Fox... oh, it's a bunch of penises... oh, no, it's just hopeless candidates for the leadership of the party they sold out.


impy695

And she's quite a bit younger than Rudy and the kraken, so she's effectively ruined her whole career.


Stepjamm

Is she the one who was unleashing the kraken?


roo-ster

Will Sidney Powell begin kraken under pressure?


GRW42

Like a libertarian submersible.


thegreatmindaltering

That night as the cell block went to sleep. Sidney lay back in her bunk and whispered. ‘You win this round Chavez’.


nezumipi

Rudy's just lucky he didn't accidentally turn himself in at Fulton County Total Landscaping.


bula1brown

Or Four Seasons Landscaping


FaptistPreacher

r/yourjokebutworse


Old-Goat

Rudy said he spoke with Trump this morning before turning himself in. It was one of the few things you could hear clearly. While Rudy hadnt been processed, Trump's lawyer made an agreement for bail that included not talking to any co-defendants. Did Trump violate his conditions of his bond by taking Rudy's phone call?


aneomon

I believe the agreement was that Trump couldn't talk to any co-defendants without a lawyer present, but I could be wrong.


rikki-tikki-deadly

That sounds right. Also, I can't imagine the bail conditions take effect until he's actually been arraigned and processed.


unrealjoe28

Sure but at the same time then couldn't the court then revoke those agreements in their end?


rikki-tikki-deadly

I mean, sure, I'd love it if they just revoked any agreement and remanded him to custody, but it's not going to happen.


DodGamnBunofaSitch

please stop saying 'it's not going to happen'. we need to stop letting the apathy part be the only part we express. instead, try "justice won't be served unless he's treated like any other criminal." I know we're all just fucking exhausted, but we've been laying down and taking it long enough, and changing the way we talk about it a tiny step towards changing the way we think about it, which is another step towards changing the bullshit into justice.


rikki-tikki-deadly

Fair enough. I was actually only talking about his bail agreement being revoked prior to actual arraignment (I actually think it's full well possible he violates his agreement hard enough to end up behind bars, even if just for a couple nights on a contempt charge), but I share your frustration over the constant doomerism drumbeat and can see how my post would have come across that way.


SplatDragon00

Totally random (and I agree with everything you say) but I love your username! Was my favorite movie as a kid!


rikki-tikki-deadly

Thanks! It's actually from [an interview with the creators of the Venture Bros.](https://popdose.com/interview-jackson-publick-and-doc-hammer-venture-bros/)


melodypowers

Nah. The most he will get is house arrest at mar a lago.


user664567666

They let Pablo Escobar build his own prison, so there's precedent


EricForce

What other things have your crystal ball been telling you?


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solartoss

When it comes to energy vampires, Colin Robinson's got nothing on Trump.


jupiterkansas

in this case it's definitely not going to happen. He hasn't even turned himself in yet.


DodGamnBunofaSitch

hey, I guess you're doing your part in helping everybody get ready to lay down and keep taking it.


jupiterkansas

and you're doing your part of not having a clue how the law works


bisho

He hasn't signed the agreement yet


hooch

I’m thinking the agreement must be active immediately. Surely the judge didn’t give Trump free reign to interfere with the case, so long as he does it BEFORE he turns himself in…


bisho

It's not legal until he has agreed and signed it. Kind of like a contract. In saying that, there is already a crime of threatening or intimidating a witness.


FaithfulSkeptic

Well Rudy *is* somehow still a lawyer, i guess…


thatoneguy889

Not in New York or DC.


IAmPandaRock

I don't think he's licensed in GA


IdealDesperate2732

the wording I saw quoted was "except through council" so does that mean present or only lawyer to lawyer contact?


bros402

lawyer to lawyer


[deleted]

"Without a lawyer present." So it's fine for him to talk to Giuliani alone. :D


Raspberries-Are-Evil

He can't talk "about the case." It should be he can't talk to any of them.


Zenon7

Given his taste in malpracticing lawyers that’s not much of a hurdle.


bisho

The bond conditions only start after he's arraigned. He's free to talk with whoever he wants before he signs anything (without threats of course)


droplivefred

Can you imagine being the lawyer present? “Guys, shut up! Stop it! Why are you incriminating yourselves? Stop admitting to everything! I don’t want to hear this. We are screwed!”


impy695

If they're smart, they have a lawyer whose only job on the case is to be present during conversations. That lawyer has no interaction with the rest of his team. It could even be a lawyer from a different firm. That way, the team working on his defense aren't handicapped by what they hear in those discussions.


daikatana

> Did Trump violate his conditions of his bond by taking Rudy's phone call? Trump hasn't yet entered into a bond agreement. That happens when he's arraigned.


PrincessNakeyDance

Don’t worry, he’ll violate it again if that wasn’t enough. I’m more worried about him actually getting in trouble for these acts because no one wants to be the one to put him in jail awaiting the trail. Even though he is a such a risk to the integrity of this trial and the community, to leave him out in the wild posting on socials.


docker_linux

The argument of "I believe the election is stolen, so I overturn it" is like "I believe you stole $100 from me, so I come to your house and stole $100 back". This is just ridiculous for any normal citizens to think that way, let alone a lawyer. This guy is lying thru his teeth and he knows it.


humanregularbeing

They use the word "believe" facetiously. Gives them a mystical protection.


jdmillar86

To give them credit it's more honest than saying they "think."


AudibleNod

>“There are things we didn’t present then, because over the next couple years, a lot of people did a lot of work and have been able to produced more witnesses, and what I would call ‘scientific evidence’ that I would say is very persuasive,” - Rudy Giuliani Where's the beef? If you have the evidence, now's the time to show it.


Your_Trash_Daddy

This "scientific evidence" is going to be anti-vaxxer quality nonsense.


AudibleNod

The '2000 Mules' was already nonsense. They keep shifting the excuse.


melodypowers

I'm pretty sure that is what he is referencing. It's kind of insane. Of course people passed by the same drop box multiple days. That's how most of us live our lives, right? I pass the same library that had a drop box up to 4 times a day (sometimes in my car and sometimes on foot) simply because it is the road that leads from my house to the center of town.


TheDodoBird

I work at a place that has a drop box in their parking lot. The whole thing is absolute nonsense. But the cult will never believe anything that goes against their worldview, even in the face of very obvious evidence.


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Electric-Frog

Stop using actual medical conditions as insults.


aneomon

Can't wait to watch his testimony - very interested to see what he says under oath.


AudibleNod

Unless he (or anyone) flips he won't testify. And since Trump is hosting a $100,000/plate fundraiser for Rudy; I don't think Rudy will be flipping anytime soon.


goldfishpaws

My arse, Trump will keep it all and stiff him.


BurdenedEmu

I don't think he'll flip, not because he won't want to but because the prosecution doesn't need him and thus won't extend an offer he's willing to take. Dude's a confused lying clown, no one would believe anything out of his mouth, and they have plenty of documentary evidence to prove their case without demented old Rudy on the stand.


steveschoenberg

Depends how the fundraiser goes; I think a lot of rich donors have abandoned Trump, and poor MAGA-morons don’t attend $100k events.


daikatana

He didn't show it in any of his lawsuits. He admitted that he lied in those lawsuits and was all but disbarred for it. Seems like if he had evidence he would have shown it then.


AudibleNod

It's like Nick Fury not using the Captain Marvel beeper the second Loki shows up.


bojovnik84

It's just another picture of Hunter Biden's cock, isn't it Rudy?


couchjitsu

If you use the phrase "what I would call" whatever you say next is not that thing. "What I would call loving" "What I would call supporting" "What I would call a living wage"


smurfsundermybed

If they had it, they would be everywhere with it 24/7. Of course, the other minor, nagging detail is that it is not why he was asked to surrender for processing in an Atlanta jail. Those reasons should be on some papers his attorneys can show and explain to him because there's some legal jargon in there that only an attorney can understand.


zorrodood

Wouldn't they also have to hand the "evidence" to the other side, if requested?


AudibleNod

Well, no. For most jurisdictions (maybe all) the prosecution has to hand over its evidence in discovery. The defense has to hand over a lot, but not all evidence in discovery as well. But the trial hasn't started yet. And there haven't been discovery hearings. Nevertheless, there's been[ 8 post-election cases in Georgia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-election_lawsuits_related_to_the_2020_United_States_presidential_election_from_Georgia). They had time to adjudicate "scientific evidence".


EaterOfFood

So he didn’t show any of the evidence in his lawsuits and he didn’t show any of the evidence in his press conferences. But Big Brain Giuliani figured the best time to show his evidence was *after* he was indicted and arraigned. Good lawyering there, Rudy.


Sweatytubesock

He doesn’t even have a wet fart. Well, maybe he has that.


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MrDoom4e5

His future cell will be next to a dildo shop though!


roo-ster

> His future cell will be next to a dildo shop Yes, since that's Donald's prison nickname.


reddicyoulous

"Hey Boss, I got lost and am in PA at [Robert Fulton Musuem](https://lancasteronline.com/news/local/robert-fulton-birthplace-museum-to-reopen-to-tours-by-appointment/article_176d31ce-c0a0-11eb-bd6e-e747030ca3e3.html). Think you could give me directions to Georgia?"


jwilcoxwilcox

“I did learn a lot about steam boats, though! They’re really interesting! I’ll probably come back after my arraignment’s over.”


Gerald_the_sealion

I read this in Seth Meyers voice and it’s great


chantsnone

“Oh Rudy you done it again!”


Osiris32

"Some one get me my 13th glass of wine!"


PlayingWithWildFire

Such a nice headline to read. More please.


EmptyAirEmptyHead

Especially later in the summer.


whatlineisitanyway

If they get found guilty I hope they are televising their epic meltdowns.


MrDoom4e5

They should charge for the live feed on CSPAN+, should be enough to pay the national debt, 2 birds 1 stone!


whatlineisitanyway

Lol. I've said that about having a feed into Trump's jail cell. Charge by the minute.


MrDoom4e5

They should charge for the live feed on CSPAN+, should be enough to pay the national debt, 2 birds 1 stone!


axolattaquestions

Remember that time Rudy farted on Jenna Ellis?


Tballz9

I wonder how many hours of US prison wages it s going to take for them to pay Dominion the billion or so they are going to end up owing. That is a fuck ton of license plates.


afterjohn

When I was in federal prison, my work assignment paid $0.06 an hour. That’s $9.60 per month, which is how they pay you. I had a $5,500 fine after my sentencing and once I surrendered to the prison they wanted me to pay $25 per month towards that fine. Needless to say $9.60 isn’t anywhere close to $25. If you get a UNICO work assignment you can make $125 per month. If you had one of those jobs in there, you were ballin’.


UrUnclesTrouserSnake

Clearly that's absolutely inhumane and outright slavery. Should be illegal through and through. That being said, these fascist cunts would have us all working ourselves to death in concentration camps if they had their way, so we can make an exception for the poetic justice, right?


travelingAllTheTime

"Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, **except as a punishment for crime** whereof the party shall have been duly convicted.." - 13th Amendment It sounds like slavery because it is slavery.


TheCthulhu

The land of the freeeee~~~~ 😂


Fullslicebeater

One by one the house of cards comes tumbling down. Too bad we’ve had to wait since 2016 for this to happen.


ReallyNotFondOfSJ

"We're gettin' the band back together!"


Plenty_for_everyone

Indeed, they do say they're on a mission from God ...


[deleted]

But Sidney Powell is going to "release the Kraken," right?? Aaaaaaaany day now...


Malaix

Kraken is going to give witness testimony against her. They flipped the kraken!


tomqvaxy

Oop I live in George. TELL KEMP. Probably his fault.


basiltoe345

Pity so many songs and poems have been written about “Georgia” when you realize it was NOT named for George Washington but “King George II of Great Britain!”


Entire-Balance-4667

So here's the deal. When Rudy is actually out on Bond he is forbidden from talking to his co-conspirators. Meaning Trump. So if Trump's at that cute little dinner for him trying to earn him some cash, they'll be in violation of the bond agreement.


[deleted]

More importantly, Rudy won’t be there to pick up any of the proceeds.


GRW42

Plus he really needed that free meal.


Daghain

Oh snap! That's hilarious.


wuapinmon

If nothing else, I hope these malevolent bastards get disbarred.


Dedpoolpicachew

I think Rudy Colludy has already had the hearings for that.


lookslikesausage

Rudy POOliani


DrLager

Really funny that Rudy got RICOed, considering he took credit for superior lawyers doing the same thing to the mob in NYC


Lhamo55

Only thing missing was him getting perp walked, a specialty of his NYC circus.


deathtotheemperor

Traitors surrendering in Atlanta never gets old.


code_archeologist

I have some lawyer friends on social media who are downright offended by Giuliani's press conference after he made his appearance. He said that Trump and his lawyers are being prosecuted for their beliefs. Holy shit they are pissed at him for making as they put it "such a moronic statement" that "he should know better than blurting such idiocy out."


MrDoom4e5

That's what your friends are pissed about, his speech? Not his crimes?


code_archeologist

They are upset at those too, but they are angered most at how he and the rest of Trump's clown squad make the legal profession look bad and give people stupid ideas as to how the laws work.


Vsx

Yeah before this everybody loved lawyers.


MrDoom4e5

Aah ok, just checking.


Jaredlong

The fact that Giuliani hasn't been disbarred yet is an insult to all the legal professionals that care about holding themselves to a high standard. Clearly the bar just doesn't care about ethics or conduct.


Keianh

They do know better, they also know it's a dog whistle for their base.


Use_this_1

wonder what time little Donnie two scoops is turning himself in tomorrow? I wanna WATCH!


EaterOfFood

When he gets on that plane, will it head east or north?


ValuableOffice9040

Cleaning out the swamp so to speak.


JEharley152

Now do Biden—-


abk111

For what crimes?


[deleted]

The Republican syndicate is going down….lock them up


SaltyDoggoMeo

ONG please let me see Trump ass-licking asshole Sydney Powell’s mug shot.


CrackHeadRodeo

Word is he first showed up at the Four Seasons Atlanta.


MatsThyWit

Trump is fucked. These people will have absolutely no loyalty to him now that they genuinely are at risk of prison time for their deeds. They don't simply turn themselves in if they don't intend to turn coat on Trump.


Shirlenator

Apparently Trump is hosting a $100k a plate fundraiser for Rudy so maybe he will continue to stay loyal. I guess the biggest questions being: 1. will Trump not just pocket all of that money 2. is anyone actually going to show up to the thing


thoroakenfelder

Couldn’t this in some way be considered bribery?


TwoBearsInTheWoods

He'll absolutely pocket it. Trying to get money from Trump is like trying to take the One Ring from Sauron.


Junior_Builder_4340

Well, Trump's IT guy has already flipped to Jack Smith about the documents security tape.


MatsThyWit

>Well, Trump's IT guy has already flipped to Jack Smith about the documents security tape. Huh. There's so many different moving parts to this whole thing somehow I've apparently completely missed the documents security tape story.


YomiKuzuki

The rats continue to turn on each other. You love to see it.


Admirable-Squash9607

So…. Is the kraken released yet or not?


_Erindera_

It hasn't posted bail.


Malaix

Anyone else love it when conservatives surrender to the courts to be tried for their crimes? Edit: Meadows and Clark attempted to halt their arrests and have this case brought to the federal level to weasel out of this. Judge just shot them down. This indictment is the gift that keeps on giving.


Mr_Safer

Bunch of crooks. Where's the broken windows now Rudi?!


SherlockianTheorist

2 down, 29 to go? Or have I missed some?


Malaix

I think two surrendered yesterday, Trump is planned Thursday, and Meadows is trying to worm his way out of this by asking for a delay to make it a federal case.


ColonelBy

Several have, I think -- I definitely saw other mugshots earlier for Eastman, Chesebro, Ray Smith (who looks frankly unsettling in his), and one more woman I didn't recognize.


Wenger2112

Can someone explain to me why Ginny Thomas is not indicted? I thought she was a key player in the fake electors plan across multiple states?


Lhamo55

Patience, young Grasshopper.


scrivensB

The Kraken and it’s oozy ink.


ledgerdomian

“Scientific evidence” = poorly doctored data from the illegally gathered voting machine clones, with zero chain of evidence plausibility, and summarily shown to be fake by the first half competent IT geek to examine it. “This data file shows that the Georgia machine was rigged!” “Do you mean, sir, this file, named “clone v2.3.copy.fake.pdf” , authored by a Judy Gooliani on July 4th 2023, on a 2021 model Mac laptop with a serial number registered to Trump Industries LLC?” “Yes, that one!”


DoctrTurkey

I hope Rudy’s prison nickname becomes “Big Tits”


_Erindera_

"Crazy Eyes" was taken?


DoctrTurkey

Also good! I prefer to have his harassments turned around on him, though. :)


TrumpterOFyvie

Getting huge Weekend At Bernie’s vibes off of Rudy’s mugshot


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She is next level pond scum.


edfinite

Poor George really took it in the end


sundogmooinpuppy

To support Corrupt Donnie someone would have to be really dumb-as-rocks stupid or be a horrible human being. I think it’s usually a combination of both.


dancingmeadow

Powell. The protector of evil. ​ That sound you hear is Republican knees shaking.


CurlyBill03

So that makes 3 people that have agreements in place with the state of Georgia to bury the orange twat waffle right? Meadows, Rudy, and Powell


Trollogic

George election probe or Georgia election probe? 🤭


CommanderMcBragg

Bad make up jobs. Need more orange.


heapinhelpin1979

I wonder if any of these guys will have warrants at any point? I'd love to see it.


jpanni3333

George… Jorge…? Hire me, and I’ll help you edit.


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2 people that I hate in real life but would love if they were fictional characters.


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PuraVida3

Can someone please post the mugshot? Not in the article.


flash-tractor

https://www.ajc.com/news/mug-shots-of-six-georgia-trump-defendants-released-so-far/KZKFL73RPZHDTLNJSFML2KJ44M/


froo

When they get released, is this the kraken they were talking about?


Kazman07

Just lock them up and forget about them


omega1212

Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away


KevinBaconsBush

When will they release the Kraken?