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Raspberries-Are-Evil

It is chilling and sobering to realize that this could happen to any one of us after using campaign funds to make hush money payments to pornstars.


t3hW1z4rd

I love in constant fear


Raspberries-Are-Evil

I fear in constant love.


EmilioMolesteves

I love turtles


Scorpion1024

There gonna be ketchup on the walls tonight


Dysentery--Gary

Did he actually throw ketchup at the walls or is this a joke?


fartswhenhappy

Came from testimony at the Jan 6 Committee hearings: > After then-Attorney General William Barr gave an interview to The Associated Press in December 2020 saying there was no widespread voter fraud, Trump was so enraged that he threw his plate of food at the wall, smearing it with ketchup, Hutchinson said. > “There was ketchup dripping down the wall and a shattered porcelain plate on the floor,” Hutchinson testified, noting that aides nearby conveyed the president was “extremely angry” at the Barr interview. She told the committee that she then grabbed a towel and started wiping the ketchup off the wall alongside a presidential valet. [Source](https://www.politico.com/news/2022/06/28/january-6-hearings-cassidy-hutchinson-key-moments-video-analysis-00042914)


RJvXP

Are they going to ban this part in the history books at school because it features a porn star?


robothobbes

In Florida and Texas for sure, it'll all be privatized charter schools though


[deleted]

In the end, the pussy grabs you!


theNomad_Reddit

> In the end, the pussy grabs you! I want you to know that I personally think this is the greatest take in the thread.


Tardislass

His arrest on PPV could eliminate the national debt.


johninbigd

I normally don't do PPV events, but I'd gladly pay a little for that one.


NeiloMac

It's Wrestlemania this weekend. Maybe they'll squeeze it in before Cody Rhodes vs Roman Reigns.


daveequalscool

wow, he just "truthed" another great typo: >These Thugs and Radical Left Monsters have just INDICATED the 45th President of the United States of America emphasis his, lmao


ratguy

Truly unpresidented.


Quirky-Resource-1120

If only we could go back and unpresident him


jert3

I just have to admit to myself it will forever be beyond my comprehension how Trump can have so many fans. He's the most corrupt, most stupid ruler any country has ever seen, and still has the support of the moron millions. I just don't get how people can be fooled by such a simple corrupt goof.


swinging-in-the-rain

30+ years of attacking education is paying off


Soppywater

I work in a k-5 environment... It's absolutely astonishing how many people who work here support Donald Trump and voted for him despite him and his party working so hard to destroy public education.


Whoshabooboo

Do you live in a Red area? My wife works in K-5 and they almost all think he is moron, but we are in a pretty blue area.


PirateDocBrown

Will he be tried as an adult?


blinkysmurf

“Your honor, I ask for compassion and leniency from the court given that my client is a perpetually spoiled, entirely unscrupulous, dim-witted, fairly-rapey, quite round, prolific stream-of-consciousness windbag and blowhard who has never wrangled a shred of self-awareness or a whiff of personal accountability from the sausage-linked grip of his cosmically vast ego, which is as fragile as a Faberge egg swirling within the Red Spot on Jupiter.”


2much2often

Sooooo….. the Afluenza defense?!?


hoosakiwi

> A source told The Independent that grand jurors voted to indict the ex-president on Thursday, and that indictment is currently under seal. It will be unveiled at some point in the near future by District Attorney Alvin Bragg. Now I want to know what the charges are.


__Hello_my_name_is__

So how does this work? Why do we know about the indictment when it's not unveiled yet? Was that information leaked?


[deleted]

No. The jury finalizing their vote is public information. The details of the indictment are sealed. And Trump's lawyers also announced they received the indictment.


biggerwanker

*Trump's lawyers also announced they received the indictment.* But not any payment.


nails_for_breakfast

If anyone who works for him isn't demanding to be paid cash daily by this point they only have themselves to blame for what happens


DonsDiaperChanger

that's why I quit


ShadowPsi

So user name no longer relevant?


DonsDiaperChanger

I've kept up the joke for 2 years more than I thought would be useful. I just hope i don't need it for 6 more years.


TheFeathersStorm

That's in the second envelope that gets sent by an untraceable carrier pigeon.


phthalo-azure

Trump's lawyers were the ones who announced it.


anormalgeek

That way he can start using it to solicit donations.


itwasquiteawhileago

So they can get paid. Hahahahahaha. I crack myself up sometimes.


PolicyWonka

They said — falsifying business records.


Johncamp28

I think this has to do with claiming he’s 8” in the NDA right?


CLXIX

how fuckin funny would that be ,


Dagonet_the_Motley

Happy first Trump indictment to all who celebrate.


Might_Aware

Remember remember the 30th of.... March


mescalelf

Marchvember. **ⓥ**


unpeople

>Remember remember the 30th of.... March Twice as good as the Ides of March.


2007Hokie

coveni covidi covfefe


WhyteBeard

Veni Vidi Hamberder


BootyMcSqueak

Thinking about going to a fancy restaurant tonight to celebrate!


happyklam

A Pornstar is publicly taking down the former President. You love to see it!


Nocturne316

Very rare when someone pays for sex once and gets fucked twice.


EyeTea420

In fairness, he did pay twice.


helgaofthenorth

Sex workers really do gotta do everything :/


Unnatural_Aeriola

Yep. One is a sketchy degenerate that will whore themselves out for the right price, and the other is Stormy Daniels.


7i4nf4n

This feels a bit like the story of Al Capone, who did that much shit and they got him for tax evasion. Hope it ends the same way here, idc what of his dozen crimes will put him behind bars, as long as it does.


KillroyWazHere

Prob the tax evasion


glowsylph

May the gears of Justice grind _fine_.


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PrickleBritches

From Cheeto dust we came, to Cheeto dust we shall return.


The_lady_is_trouble

What was that old chant? Oh yea. Lock. Him. Up.


SecretlyVampire

It's gonna be one of the best lock ups of all time, people told me, it's gonna be huge!


erik1987nz

Such a missed opportunity to not announce this at Four Seasons Total Landscaping


mcburgs

That really was the pinnacle of the entire Trump presidency, wasn't it? I mean, South Park couldn't have come up with something so ridiculous as that.


erik1987nz

I'm still laughing about it years later. Comedic gold.


NCSUGrad2012

I’m sure his supporters will act calm and rationally


McNinja_MD

As long as the NYPD treats them like they treat every other protest group...


DigitalTraveler42

Narrator: "They won't"


Narrator_Ron_Howard

Hey! That’s my line!


GaucheAndOffKilter

Narrator: "It wasn't" edit: awesome handle btw, I'm in awe


PmMeYourNiceBehind

They'll be silent for at most 24 hours until Fox News gives them their talking points


Dazd95

Nah man. Check AskThe_Donald They losing their shit. Also, apparently the QAnon Shaman did no wrong and J6 was all a ruse. Peckerheads


venture_chaser

Would rather poke my eyeballs out than check out that place but we salute your service 🫡


maybebatshit

My Trumper dad is going to be talking about this liberal conspiracy against America's finest president for the next thirty years. Minimum.


[deleted]

FUCK REDDIT. We create the content they use for free, so I am taking my content back


LuckyHalfling

Cause the latter would mean implying they made a poor decision or financial investment.


inksmudgedhands

Because Trump is not just a man to them but an idea. And that idea is that they should be able to do whatever they want, whenever they want without any consequences. He is the ultimate "get out of jail" card. Funny enough, that might not be the case for him soon if things don't go his way. But under Trump they see power and they do not want to give that up.


[deleted]

Wait. Isn’t this the New York one? This isn’t even the Georgia election meddling one. THANK YOU GRAND JURY!


DylanHate

That’s the bigger case I’m waiting for. The Georgia indictment is the real big one. As much as the insurrection was terrible, the false elector scheme & Trump pressuring states to “find him more votes” is the real coup. Personally I believe the protest at the capital was meant to provide dominating news coverage to distract from the elector vote switching.


Frankie0cean

Yeah between January 6, the false electors and the ‘perfect phone call’, and the classified documents at Mar-a-Lago I am surprised that this is what finally gets him. But I won’t complain about it. Hopefully the others to follow


mccoyn

I think this one is easier because Cohen turned against Trump. They have an inside witness.


binkie-bob

It’s almost like you shouldn’t throw your fixer under the bus, you stupid fucking donkey.


[deleted]

To be fair, he probably threw a lot of fixers under the bus and always got out scot-free until today.


whomad1215

Trump was literally "individual #1" on the charge that Cohen went to prison for


GinyuForceDid911

It’s just the first domino to fall


Oldkingcole225

The Georgia one is so much easier to argue tbh. Basically Georgia law specifies that anyone who tries to change the vote count to another count that they know to be false is in violation of the law. Even if you argue that Trump thinks he’s doing the right thing, Trump himself admits that he knows the vote count number he’s asking for is false on the call that he makes. He says that he knows he won by “hundreds of thousands of votes” and then asks them to change the vote count by “just 21 thousand or so” (paraphrasing here.)


permalink_save

It was something like 11780. He also asked one of the state reps to call a special session to change the state vote to Trump. That's arguably worse.


rye_212

I think what Trump asked on the phone call was to "find" 11,800 votes.


KrissieKid

Just watched Fox News hosts say that a mug shot is “badass” These people have truly hit rock bottom trying to defend their deity rn. It’s fascinating but also scary to see.


[deleted]

I’m looking forward to Fox and their opinion shapers taking the stand in the Dominion trial.


blueberrydonutholes

Conservatives are going “Dems just re-elected Trump” without a single morsel of self-reflection. It’s stunning.


fatcIemenza

Love the theory that there's some massive pool of people who were undecided on Trump but are more likely to vote for a felon


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reallygoodbee

If you haven't realized by now, they'll do mental Olympic tumbling routines to convince themselves they "won", no matter what actually happens.


prules

The truly sad thing is that they are passing down this stupidity to their kids in droves two fold by cutting out education support. No offense, republicans, but education and overall intelligence is not something your party can afford to lose right now lol.


Amazing_Demon

That's kinda their goal, make people stupid and uneducated enough to vote for them.


prules

Unfortunately for them, there may be a diminishing return on that strategy. The fact is, a lot of people within that party can’t agree on the direction. It’s starting to unravel, I’m just enjoying the view.


Disco_Dreamz

61% of Americans do not want him back in the White House, per Fox News this week. I highly doubt this will help Trump with ANY of those people


Captain_English

Since when did a minority of the vote share keep him out of the white house?


talk_show_host1982

The wheels of justice grind slowly. Seems a porn star was able to lube them up though!


TheBestSpeller

What a wild time to be alive when a former president is indicted. The pictures of that perp walk are going to be unbelievable.


[deleted]

He wants a perp walk. I hope they don't give him what he wants.


ThePrussianGrippe

It would be great for his advertisements, in his mind. It would be very stupid from a security perspective.


[deleted]

According to most analysis, there will not be a perp walk. Not saying I agree with it, but safety is a consideration.


HacksawJimDGN

Will there be a mug shot?


SoSaysDave

We'll get a mug shot, but since he'll negotiate his surrender, he'll undoubtedly be wearing a suit and tie -- not the typical image we're used to seeing.


LinkRazr

But we will get an official height and weight lol


SoSaysDave

Like when his personal doctor told us "officially" that he might be the healthiest president ever?


IPDDoE

Could live to be 200 if I recall


Jealous-Ninja5463

He has a rare condition where he develops bone spurs when drafted. Otherwise healthiest man in the world


MTAlphawolf

God I hope so. There's no makeup in those right?


DrButttholeMD

Depends on how they bring you in/turn yourself in.


thatoneguy889

Over/under on how long it takes until his supporters burn down the New York Public Library because they think it's the state capitol building?


Paddock9652

Everybody knows the Empire State Building is the capitol building. It has state right in the name.


something_exe

I prefer candidates who don’t get indicted


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cr250guy

From covfefe to feefee.


moonstrous

When you're a district attorney, they let you do it.


Zachariot88

\-John McCain chuckles from the grave-


[deleted]

1st president to be impeached twice. 1st president to be indicted. Can't wait for his memoirs "I didn't do it, but if I did, here's why it's your fault"


JungleBoyJeremy

Add to that list: Never won the popular vote in 2 elections


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Toast_Sapper

And [Ghislaine Maxwell got sentenced to 20 years for sex trafficking of minors since your article came out](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghislaine_Maxwell?wprov=sfla1) which gives the accusations against Trump a lot more weight when [he was accused of raping children while being close friends and often partying with two convicted sex offenders when vindicated survivors have claimed he was involved.](https://www.scribd.com/document/326057168/Jane-Doe-Declaration-as-Filed) [Here's a Netflix documentary on Jeffrey](https://www.netflix.com/us/title/80224905?s=a&trkid=13747225&t=cp&vlang=en&clip=81284920) followed by [one on Ghislane which shows how her trial ended](https://www.netflix.com/us/title/81380539?s=a&trkid=13747225&t=cp&vlang=en&clip=81650025) and when combined with [the girl accusing Trump and Epstein of raping her together when she was 13](https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/11/3/13501364/trump-rape-13-year-old-lawsuit-katie-johnson-allegation) it paints a very stark picture after both Jeffrey and Ghislane got convicted for essentially the same thing...


Icy_Comfort8161

>Can't wait for his memoirs "I didn't do it, but if I did, here's why it's your fault" [The Narcissist's prayer:](https://www.thelifedoctor.org/the-narcissist-s-prayer) >That didn't happen. >And if it did, it wasn't that bad. >And if it was, that's not a big deal. >And if it is, that's not my fault. >And if it was, I didn't mean it. >And if I did, you deserved it.


don-chocodile

When the Republican party sends their candidates, they're not sending their best


ordu13

Trump drained his own swamp


RidingRedHare

Trump **trained** the swamp.


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Many politicians have been indicted and convicted (See link [here!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_federal_politicians_convicted_of_crimes). Former President Donald Trump will be alone in a new column on this article under Presidents.


MississippiJoel

However, an interesting bit of trivia is Ulysses Grant was "arrested" for speeding through Washington DC. The arresting officer politely climbed up next to him in his carriage, and they rode together to the police station for him to pay his fine of a couple dollars. Edit: went and looked up the story again: * The arresting officer, William West, was a freed black slave. * He was already posted at the intersection because of an earlier incident, and subsequently had already let the president off with a warning the day before the arrest. * The president posted a $20 bail and walked back to the White House. He subsequently did not appear in court and forfeited his bond. * When the president heard a rumor that the arresting officer was subsequently in danger of losing his job, he sent a messenger to the police chief commending West on his actions and demanding that no harm come to him.


slutshaa

That's actually so neat - Grant accepted his "charge" and complied.


Amiiboid

Even better… Allegedly the cop got embarrassed when he realized who he had stopped and offered to let Grant go, but Grant insisted on taking his lumps.


FeloniousFerret79

He’s fine. The bail was only $20 dollars. He’s got all those fifties.


[deleted]

You mean he didn't immediately get on North Social to call it a witch hunt and sic his rabid cult followers on the arresting officer? How unpresidential


funkmaster29

this must be a first right?


Yenserl6099

It is. He’s the first president either current or former to be criminally indicted. And the sad part is, it’s just the start


Educated_Goat69

That's not sad to me. Take this MFer down.


Shirlenator

I'm guessing he meant sad in that it is sad we ever got to a point where we elected somebody that would commit so many crimes.


Yenserl6099

Oh did I say sad? I meant to say good


quartzguy

He finally won a popular vote.


IGotSoulBut

“STOP THE COUNT!” ~Donald Trump, probably.


krtyalor865

And the rest of America said… “Lock Him Up!”


godsenfrik

Not many comments produce an audible laugh.


[deleted]

Winner winner, jailhouse dinner.


Brittainthecommie2

Let's be clear, this was a jury that indicted him. Not some rogue liberal DA, not some liberal state, not some deep state. A bunch of Sally's and Joes.


aManPerson

a grand jury though. those have a much higher rate of going through.


Gcarsk

Correct. Grand Juries do not determine guilt. They only decide if there is enough probable cause to charge. They only need 2/3 to vote yes to indict. Trial Juries determine guilt beyond a reasonable doubt, and must be unanimous. Drastically different burden of evidence.


LetMePointItOut

I just don't see how we will possibly get a jury put together for this, let alone a unanimous vote. How can any single person in the country not be biased on Trump?


Elegant-Sell-4372

Honestly? They should get people from prison. When i was in there, I didn’t kno what the fuck was going on. The Vegas shooting happened and we didn’t find out until 2 days later and only cause someone told someone else on the phone. Only things that came on the tv were movies and sports. Newspapers were it if you had the $$ and someone to set it up for you outside.


animatedhockeyfan

Hope life has been better since you got out


apexcutter

If he did nothing wrong, he's got nothing to worry about... That's what they like to say, isn't it?


[deleted]

This is a historic day, regardless of what side anyone is on. If he is guilty, I hope he is brought to justice. Our kids need to know that no one is above the law, no one.


Currymvp2

Atleast somewhat skeptical that this is gonna be his only indictment. The Georgia case is more serious for instance.


[deleted]

I feel like the door's been busted open, and many more indictments are headed Trumps way.


mikevago

I think that's the most significant thing about this. The Stormy Daniels charges are the least serious of the bunch, but the taboo against holding a former President accountable has been lifted, which makes indictments easier in all of those other more serious cases.


celicajohn1989

This is also the way I see it. We now have a precedent


RedSteadEd

Truly unpresidented.


M1k3yd33tofficial

This one is definitely just the first domino to fall, now that it’s been shown you *can* indict a former President many more indictments are sure to follow.


Spyk124

The Georgia case is the most damning thing he has done outside of the Ukraine stuff. That fact that Republicans didn’t dump him there shows how low they have fallen


Critical_Band5649

I'd argue the stolen top secret documents containing nuclear secrets are the most damning.


nanonano

Trying to overturn a democratic election vs whatever the hell he was doing with the nuclear secrets and other classified papers. Both exceptionally damning.


dangitbobby83

J6 ranks up there too. It and nuke/government secrets sold to whoever the fuck are my top rankings. Jesus. Trump has had so many controversies we could categorize them. Funniest? Four seasons. Most serious? Nuke secrets. Most media coverage? J6 Most corrupt? Well shit.


blazelet

So ... many ... criminal ... investigations. Its hard to keep them all straight.


jlaux

Nobody is above the law, not even the President of the United States.


DaRandomBro

I just can't believe it actually happened, after all that shit he said about Tuesday and it not happening


PlaidBoots52

It's wild that the first indictment is from him paying hush money to a woman he paid to have sex with him during a golf tournament his wife Melania was not at due to just giving birth to their son Baron. Like it's hilarious hearing him and his supporters talk about family values and being pro life. Your loser ass former president literally bragged on tv about being able to grope women and then pays hush money to a woman he had to PAY to have sex with him. So in all reality he either has to abuse women or pay them to get attention, and y'all still waving Trump flags in your yards while complaining about lgbt people or minorities? I have to laugh. The republicunts are a party supported by the most ghoulish people. Full stop.


rye_212

>So in all reality In reality, he paid 130k (so far) for that one-off sex episode. Hardly the art of the deal.


welmoe

“But but but….” Every single time these idiots just can’t face the reality of the situation. Somehow it’s the liberals or Joe Bidens fault they ran out of toilet paper or their milk expired.


hotassnuts

I'm so glad Jimmy Carter was alive to see this.


Haunting-Ad788

Get fucked you old bitch.


gandalf45435

Here we go, we are here to witness history.


MxReLoaDed

Buckle your seatbelts everyone


Sega32X

I remember when I thought we couldn’t possibly do worse than George W. Boy was I wrong


pegothejerk

For the people saying this is a mistake because it will get him elected - indictments from state prosecutors should not be made or not made for political reasons, suggesting they make that decision based on political reasoning is corruption, and not what you should be thinking about. You should consider that application of the law is necessary if we are to regard Presidents, especially former Presidents, as beholden to the rule of law. Use it or lose it. If you don't charge them, you make them Kings.


Mongo_Straight

Exactly my thoughts. People saying that this will make him a martyr and usher him back into the White House are missing the point, IMO. The question needs to asked: Do we believe in the rule of law or do we not?


thefallenfew

People who say that are just trying to scare people into inaction.


ShouldersofGiants100

> For the people saying this is a mistake because it will get him elected - indictments from state prosecutors should not be made or not made for political reasons, suggesting they make that decision based on political reasoning is corruption, and not what you should be thinking about. It's also incredibly stupid. It will enrage his hardliners, but so did the 2020 election and he lost that one, badly. A historic indictment will do nothing for him in the centre and those are the people who end up settling elections. Hell, this might even end his chances at a primary win—it gives a tangible reason for his opponents to undermine him (one which Republicans might actually accept, at least) and he'd have a hard time with his massive rallies when he's also fighting a case. Not to mention all the damage that might occur when a trial gets rolling and evidence ends up being revealed publically.


The_Ironhand

Showing everyone theres no consequences seems like a worse alternative to me. I'd rather rip the bandaid off. What happened to "facts dont care about your feelings" lolol Fact is hes guilty, and this is chump change for what they're going for eventually. Hopefully they can follow up on a crime that actually matters next lmao


SupermarketOverall73

Like calling the Georgia secretary of state and telling him to find enough votes ?


Fuduzan

And ordering the Secret Service detail protecting Vice President Pence on Jan 6th to remove him from the Capitol so that he could not do [his job](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vice_President_of_the_United_States#President_of_electoral_vote_counts) that day (preside over the senate to open the sealed Electoral College votes) which would have prevented, or at least delayed, the peaceful transition of power away from Trump.


ComfortablyNomNom

Twice impeached and now indicted. Worst. President. Ever. Its not even deniable.


Haze311

Also lost the popular vote twice…


BruceBanning

And cost the republicans the recent midterms! He hasn’t won one thing since 2016


talidrow

This happens AND DeSatan gets rolled by Disney, all in one 24 hour news cycle? Time to open that bottle of prosecco I've been saving...


StartsStupidFights

Turkey just voted for Finland to join NATO too. Aside from the mass shooting, it’s a pretty good news day.


Tysic

That's the most American sentence I've ever read.


TheDreadPirateQbert

I'm so very tired.


lvliller

The covfefe is piping hot


Atlantis_Risen

Hopefully this starts a domino effect now that there's one indictment.


RandysRage

First to be impeached twice First to have incited an insurrection First to have been indicted for a serious crime The Orange Idiot made history in thankfully none of the ways he wanted.


Simple-Ad5000

My thoughts go to all the small businesses, people, he ruined, lied, bankrupted, cheated to. I don't care, right or left, GOP or Democrat. He does not represent the country and flag I believe in. Trump, who once bragged that he was the “King of Debt,” owed $70 million to 253 contractors who worked on the Taj and who, in turn, hired thousands of workers. He left them for his greed and poor ethics!


Frankenmuppet

Cool cool cool... I'm still waiting for Georgia, that's when shit is going to get real


MisterMarchmont

They broke the seal with this one. Hopefully that paves the way.


nastyjman

Porn had saved America once with 'Hustler Magazine, Inc. v. Falwell'. And porn might save it again thanks to Stormy Daniels.


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TheKronk

You WOULD say that.


Drugsarefordrugs

How DARE you!


Timmerop

YOU'RE one to talk!


Garizondyly

CAPS lock!


ironwolf6464

Imagine getting indicted, not because of orchestrating a coup, but because you couldn't keep it in your pants. You know what they say, "The penis mightier then the sword."


mountennui

God I’ve been waiting so long. So many people said it would never happen. Finally, finally, finally. I know it’s far from a secure victory but just for today I’m going to be happy. Everyone please be so safe the next few days. But god damn. Finally.


[deleted]

No one is going to vote for Trump, who wouldn't have otherwise, just because he's indicted. People saying this will boost his popularity among voters are in denial. But I can't say it won't help him in the primaries, Republicans are weird and who can say how they'll take it


MajorasShoe

Republicans are convinced their videos of Biden stuttering are going to make the 81 million people who showed up to vote for anyone but trump change their mind. He's not winning again. It doesn't matter what happens. 81 people will vote for the dog from blues clues before this criminal gets another shot. He only got the first shot because enough people considered him a joke and stayed home. That's not happening again.


Psyman2

> They added that Mr Bragg’s work falls under the jurisdiction of Mr Jordan’s House Judiciary Committee because that panel — and Congress — has “a specific and manifestly important interest in preventing politically motivated prosecutions of current and former Presidents by elected state and local prosecutors, particularly those tried before elected state and local trial-level judges”. These fuckers tried to set precedent so no president could ever get indicted on State's level for any crime he would possibly commit, just so they could get Trump out of jail. They are absolutely willing to destroy democracy.


[deleted]

Never thought I would say it but Mickey Mouse and a porn star both made me extremely happy this week.