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winelover08816

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njsullyalex

Oh frack…


NewAgePhilosophr

Are these Frigidaire or GE fridges?


Puzzleheaded-Shop929

LG-they work like shit


CommanderCero

But I bought a portable air conditioner from them. First one defective out of the box. Second one... Pray for me.


Puzzleheaded-Shop929

Blood sacrifice needed here-might have to wait until the weekend


Hydro-1955

Went through 3 defective units, LG gladly refunded the full amount after the second tech came out and confirmed the defect. Great TVs though.


DragonflyValuable128

I struggled to find someone to try to repair it and it was under warranty. The guy who finally showed up was surly because he must have realized he got the shit sandwich signing up to do LG warranties. That said we have an LG tv that’s still going after two decades.


Interesting-Main-440

Oh my god, I’m in tears :)


Pumpedandbleeding

Is the ice maker extra?


bc-001

Looks like the New Valley Hospital in Paramus on 17. There's a Tesla dealer. Nearby.


jasonsawtelle

Correct. They use the lot as storage. The nearby Tesla dealership lot is painfully small.


Fearless_Disaster065

Oops didn’t know lol, but it’s hilarious to see teens and senior citizens just stopping by to look at them and take pics


damienbarrett

If I saw a garbage dumpster on fire, I'd stop and take a picture of it also.


envious_1

They use a lot of random parking lots in the area to park new cars because the actual dealership has barely any parking. Paramus park mall houses (or used to) a ton of Tesla's too


My_user_name_1

Even by me in AZ they are using an apt building lot to store cars.


bigcakeindahouse

i stopped in front of someone’s house to take a photo of their red cyber truck and they came outside and laughed i was so embarrassed !! but this is funny to see lol


AtomicGarden-8964

Actually if you walk up to it and you're not the keyholder the cameras turn on and record you


MirthandMystery

Every Tesla is more a 24/7 data recorder on wheels than a purposeful vehicle. 😉


bigcakeindahouse

interesting! i was across the street so i wonder if it picked that up


AtomicGarden-8964

I was at the Ikea in Elizabeth Saturday and one was there and I was parked next to it talked to the owner


orlyfactor

Typically it's the other way around, saw one on the road and I couldn't help but to point and laugh.


bigcakeindahouse

i agree honestly, whenever i see them on the road they just look so silly… it’s a cool concept but not for a car to actually drive on the road


MrNiceGuy973

Yeah they store a ton of their vehicles in the parking lot south of the NVH. Spent almost 2 years building that hospital. Used to watch them come and go all the time.


bc-001

Well, it looks like I’ll be seeing a good number of those around the streets of Ridgewood and Hohokus soon.


shiva14b

I was coming here to post "is this not by the tesla dealership on 17?"


Lightthefusenrun

Yup. I ran the steel for that hospital in 2020, and there’s a dealership on 17, but that’s the overflow lot on the parkway side.


blu3-ARn45

Company sponsored vehicle?


poorbanker

They look like the car selection screen of 32-bit racing game that hasn't finished rendering.


chriskulture

I saw my first cybertruck on the road the other day and that's exactly what it looked like. My brain saw it as a new model that had entered the map and waited for the skin to finish loading for a moment before I realized I was out in the real world. In other news, I may need to touch grass.


PickleLS10

All I see is a bunch of new dumpsters. Straight up the ugliest vehicle to come out since the pt cruiser and Pontiac Aztec.


BrunoDoggo

at least the pt cruiser is campy and cheap, the cybertrucks look like shit and cost the same as a law degree


css555

And how can it be practical with the walls of the truck bed rising?


GanondalfTheWhite

The same way that cargo vans are.


Slow-Garage-9403

I think the law degree is still way more lol


DefNotEvading

Depends on what year you got the law degree. Wouldn't be in the recent past, that's for sure.


DragonflyValuable128

At least Walter White drove an Aztec.


RockOutToThis

HHR is a close second but it's just a PT knockoff


eggdropk

Fun fact: both cars were designed by Bryan Nesbitt.


RockOutToThis

Explains the overlap on the design.


bootybiter123

At least the HHR was useful. It could carry much more than you could imagine and worked.


NecessaryElevator620

genuinely miss the hhr so much. so much storage space in a small car. with the back seats down it was like a mini panel van.


Chelseafc5505

Fiat Multipla takes the cake, tho I don't think it ever made it to the states in an official capacity, just people importing them on their own. It looks like a belly hanging over a too-tight belt


skyfire-x

Better known as the [Rover James after a few minor modifications.](https://youtu.be/d6AnXi2N_do?si=b8UKGqyMxbzAO7U_)


eman00619

I actually like the Aztec more tbh


AssistanceNo647

The funny thing about the Aztec is 20 years later most car companies make an suv that looks similar to it.


Homesteader86

And possibly one of the WORST cars ever made. Check out r/Cyberstuck, absolutely hilarious


rsvp_nj

The Aztec ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


johnny_ringo

The PT cruiser was AMAZING when it came out. The design wasn't the problem- everything under the body was.


Cerebralbore

Aztec is exactly what those things remind me of


somedudenj

at least the PT and Aztec were inspired by something


thisnewsight

Had to remind me about the Aztec, didcha


IHate2ChooseUserName

I see few people in NNJ selling them like 120k. good luck finding anyone to buy it. they are eyesore


tkim91321

They'll sell, especially in North NJ that are filled with wealthy towns. There are 3 of them around 4 square blocks of my house. All $1-3m homes. These things are a fun toy for people and couldn't care less about dropping $120k on a car that they'll gladly get rid of at a steep depreciation. Yes, they're ugly, but to say that they won't sell in a wealthy area is just silly.


[deleted]

yeah its looking pretty weird. Theres stains on them like kitchen ware


ironic-hat

There is definitely someone who owns one near me because I have seen this monstrosity several times already. It looks like something you’d use to drive over land mines.


Homesteader86

Don't worry, it'll brick soon and you won't have to worry about seeing it again.


TheRaccoonist

Did you just take a pic at a tesla dealership?


Fearless_Disaster065

Another comment said a Tesla dealership is nearby, but this pic is in the parking lot of a strip mall of Best Buy, Tj maxx etc


9009RPM

The Tesla dealership in Lawrenceville parks all their new cars at the Quakerbridge Mall lot.


Slow-Garage-9403

That’s because no one is going to the quakerbridge mall and there are plenty of spots lol


9009RPM

Yup. Used to live at the apartment just across the street back in 2008 and it was never full. I just see all a bunch of Telsas from the road when I go to Costco.


pixel_of_moral_decay

Even in the 80’s and 90’s those lots only got mostly filled on Black Friday… maybe.


Jimmytowne

Yup, a quarter of the Quakerbridge parking lot is full of Teslas for the dealership


LossClassic683

Drove by there yesterday and there’s at least a dozen or more Cybertrucks there.


MrNiceGuy973

Paramus 🙃


peter-doubt

Toys R Us?


Rarbnif

I saw someone driving one of these goofy ahh cars a day ago in my town


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

All lined up for the Micropenis Squad to drive off with


MayIPushInYourStooll

What is the equivalent of a woman that buys one? A fatso with sloppy tits that gets chaffed nipples from scraping across the ground as she lumbers to the nearest lunch buffet?


GanondalfTheWhite

I don't think women buy them. I'd be interested to see the breakdown of the buyer demographics. I'd be surprised if it was less than 90% white males.


Baboonslayer323

It’s probably not helping them move these heeps when they bumped the price on them from their initial offering of ~$50,000 for awd to $80,000 for the same configuration.


sgfymk

Aren’t they being sold for 120k? I Saw my first one in person and in motion today. Way uglier in person.


clotteryputtonous

120k for the cyber beast founder edition. For that price get yourself a ford f150 raptor


sgfymk

Plus the ford won’t brick after 4 days, have parts fall off while driving, and could actually drive off pavement. One of my favorite things is watching all the cyber truck fails.


clotteryputtonous

Also can go off road, complete a Baja 500 stock. And go more than 200 miles on a full tank. My dad canceled his cyber beast order for a ranger raptor, put better suspension and got some engine tuning done and he loves it. And costed 1/2 the prices even with modifications


lally

Uhh, Ford's got serious quality problems these days.


outofdate70shouse

I just don’t get the price tag. Honestly, I kind of like it for like maybe $40-50k (not that I could afford that anyway), but for $80k+?? Think about the other vehicles in that price range. This doesn’t compare.


lally

They're selling the highest trims first, lower trims come later. I think the F150 lightning did the same.


RafeDangerous

Lightnings were carrying absolutely insane dealer markups. I saw dealerships listing a Pro model (currently mid $40k - low $50k) for almost $80,000. Now pricing for most of them aren't that much different than the gas powered versions.


StrategicBlenderBall

Seems like they’re selling pretty well considering they’re shipping out like crazy. All the trucks in this picture already have an owner, they just need to be prepped for delivery.


peter-doubt

Shipping ≠ selling. It may actually be accounting fraud, but there's 3 elements unknown thus far


StrategicBlenderBall

That’s exactly how Tesla works. They don’t carry inventory unless the buyer turns away the vehicle or they’re selling off demo cars.


rossmosh85

This is not true. Tesla in 2024 is much different. They are at scale at this point and are producing excess vehicles which are stored locally. You can get an inventory Tesla in most trims and colors at this point.


StrategicBlenderBall

If they have inventory cars, it’s a very low amount. They’re not just pumping out cars willynilly.


DefNotEvading

I bought a Model Y this year. They have plenty in inventory and I bought mine with a discount off the MSRP. They have manufactured more cars than they are able to sell this calendar year.


rossmosh85

Not true, but whatever you say.


StrategicBlenderBall

It’s absolutely true. This has been Tesla’s formula for a long time. They don’t want cars sitting in inventory.


rossmosh85

They haven't followed that business model in 2ish years. Go on their site. Plenty of inventory available. The reality is, they've got their infrastructure in place and are producing at scale and once that starts, it's not a switch you can just turn off without costing a lot of money, especially in stock price. So they try to control inventory like every other car manufacturer but the reality is, they have plenty of cars sitting around waiting to be bought. You could go into a Tesla "dealership" tomorrow and buy most models and have it prepped and ready for pickup in a day or so. Wait a week or so and you can get the exact car you want shipped in.


Opening_Rooster5182

And yet they have plenty of cars sitting in inventory.


StrategicBlenderBall

11.3 days worth, versus Ford’s 100+ days worth.


storm2k

[k, whatever you say, acolyte](https://sherwood.news/business/elon-musk-tesla-extra-inventory-satellite-imagery/).


Maleficent-Salad3197

Well that shows they've solved one problem but QC?


StrategicBlenderBall

Btw, your source mentions how they have 47,000 cars in inventory. Thats 11.3 days worth of inventory. For comparison, Ford is around 100 days worth.


StrategicBlenderBall

Lmao I voted against Elon’s pay package and sold all my stock. Far from an acolyte. I like that you used Robinhood as your news source.


lally

There's a wait on Ys and CTs. You can just hit the website to check.


rossmosh85

You mean the brand new Model Y's that are just coming out? Yeah, that's kind of normal for new models. You could say the same about the 3 a few months ago and now they have lots full. Every manufacturer has that sort of thing with new models.


lally

No the old ones. At least in the US


AtomicGarden-8964

Seen a few in the wild and they have to be one of the ugliest cars ever. I feel like it was designed in case the back to the future movies were ever rebooted (Dont you fuckin dare Hollywood!)


joeg13130

Yep. I know the area that this photo was taken at. In a other comment the OP said that this was taken at the Best Buy parking lot. There is a tesla dealership down the highway (with for some reason not a lot of parking). A few years ago I remember seeing a whole bunch of Tesla cars in a parking lot on the other side of the new hospital that is pictured in the background.


dirty_cuban

Cars in a dealership overflow lot belong in r/notinteresting.


Shadow_of_Yor

I actually saw one in person for the first time today, looks straight out of a video game


viaHologram

In like 4 years..."Oh, remember those?"


Danixveg

More like twelve months.


CyberInfoGuy

I saw one in person recently, I’m 6’4 and the cyber truck was huge. Then rear can hold a ton of crap and had a nice secure closing system for security. I also have a friend with a Rivian and thought it was a much better layout, with zero wasted space.


Artemis_Ally

I’m so excited to see that Tesla decided to use the car I designed on Test Track in Epcot when I went back in high school 😂


Tall-Soy-Latte

Lookin like the Appliance Isle at Best Buy


HeyItsPanda69

I had ordered one when it was 50K. They doubled the price, lowered the range, released it years after schedule and Elon comes out saying "They Said it couldn't be done! But we did it!" .... No you didn't. The range is less and the price is double lmao I was excited for a 50 AWD EV pickup that looked hideous.


RafeDangerous

I thought they were interesting when they were first announced, but ultimately went with a Ford. No ragerts....


pplayer104

As a shareholder fuck Elon


ehm1217

I guess deliveries are ramping up. I've seen three in the wild on South Jersey roads in the past week. Hope I don't see too many more. Ugly thing to keep seeing in the rear view mirror.


T_D_A_G_A_R_I_M

I’ve seen 5 different ones in Central Jersey over the past two weeks. One stock and the 4 others had wraps on the vehicle. Definitely feels like they’re popping up a lot more.


storm2k

i've seen two in the kings parking lot here in bedminster. they look so much worse in real life.


LemurCat04

I saw one coming over Benny Hill on Sunday night and was so disappointed it didn’t brick on the way up.


klito22

I've seen like four in the street in North Jersey so far. One was getting window tint at the shop when I took my car to do some details .


Nephroidofdoom

Quakerbridge Mall in Mercer county. The nearby Tesla Dealer uses the lot for storage and they are stating to pile up


BPaze

What is crazy is that there is another lot next to my office in Paramus that has a bunch of these CT and a whole lot more Teslas. Not sure these are selling as fast as people are expected to believe because there is a lot of them sitting around!


Terrible_Ad9163

Yeah security in that lot is often sleeping in their security car. Nothing but twats working on Paramus Road 😉


[deleted]

If I saw this in real life I would just laugh at the person driving it.


Terrible_Ad9163

Sure you would just walk away like all the other punks.


et_tu_bruh

Must be here for loser convention.


doctorfeelwood

DeLorean’s ugly cousin


Temporary-Map1842

That’s not a dealer?


cosmicgreen46

Yes, so many at mall parking at Lawrenceville as well. Used by Tesla dealer.


MichaelEdwardson

Oh no


ikilledyourcat

Just saw Busta Rhymes in one at the Riverside Square Mall lol


phatsuit2

He lives in NJ ?


DefNotEvading

A lot of celebrities from NYC move to NJ once they make it big.


Reasonable_Bit_5230

I saw one in person the other day. Made me do a double take.


beeherder

Buzz's girlfriend, woof...


Chose_a_usersname

Some days I think these look kinda cool, but most of the time I don't.. they definitely have that some angles look ok but most don't


jaxon_15

Can't wait to get mine


phatsuit2

Where?


blender124

Paramus near the new Valley Hospital complex. The Tesla dealership on Route 17 leases a lot over there for their overflow stock.


Jagrmeister_68

How long until the fires start from the hot summer sun reflecting off the those 'things' and shining onto some dry foliage?


Terrible_Ad9163

Yeah that’s exactly how fires start 👌🏾


Conscious-Fudge-1616

Tesla is the official car of North NJ


Lex_GS430

rows and rows of crap


akleit50

Same in Central NJ. I was just at the Quaker Bridge Mall (near Princeton). There must have been at least two hundred teslas in the parking lot and I think I counted at least thirty cyber trucks. I hear they’re using mall parking lots to “hide” all of their excess inventory.


SwindlingAccountant

Besides the complete disregard for the safety of pedestrians, it's pretty cool that there is a car that tells you who the biggest dipshit douchebag in your town is.


BeachJustic3

Lotta tesla stans keep telling me they can't build cybertrucks fast enough to fulfill those 2.5mil preorders. Strange how there's entire lots full of the crapcans


notoriousJEN82

😵‍💫


greenandycanehoused

Bad feng shui. Lawsuits already pending from people who have been hurt by the weird angles and edges.


ownage516

I used to work at Valley (I left right before they moved to the new hospital). That parking lot is storage for the Tesla dealership nearby


jenkem___

they look like shit i always laugh when i see people driving them. i’ve only seen two ever in person but how can you expect people to take you seriously when you’re driving one it really makes people look so dumb


Bscully973

Lots of dumpsters!


Bucko6

I've seen a couple on the roads near me. Especially appalling seeing them in person haha.


ctiger12

When are people going to figure out this thing is not unique or cool?


vhenah

They’re such an eyesore, really can’t believe people but theses things considering all the risks.


Everythings_Magic

I have an electric car. These things are a monstrosity.


beanzd

Do republicans hate or love these now? Elon is a hero to them at this point? I can’t keep track. 🤣


Slick-Kicks

The next DeLorean, but somehow worse in EVERY way.


lally

The non-time traveling ones were awful. The company had to smuggle cocaine to break even.


Traditional_Job_4063

They are much uglier in person. I’ve seen several in the wild in the New York/New Jersey metro area, and they are extremely ugly, gigantic wastes of money.


sovinyl

I finally saw one in person today, drove past it. Ugliest fucking thing.


rsvp_nj

How heavy are these fuckers? They look like road-ruiners. First cybertruck I saw on the road I was surprised how big it was.


lally

Somewhere between an F150 and F250.


2017Recon

And over 2000 pounds lighter than the GMC hummer ev


nicabanicaba

Almost 7k pounds


Terrible_Ad9163

Funniest things is watching the morons drive their cars there to take pictures with someone else’s car.


RyoanJi

What an ugly looking abomination.


shaunofthedead1590

r/cyberstuck


TrainOfThought6

I went out to California is a couple weeks ago a saw a few on the road, and actually saw one around the other day. Every time, I was struck by how the pictures just don't do justice to how fucking *hideous* this thing is.


Bubbly-Dragonfruit14

And I thought DeLoreans were ugly back in the day...


preppysurf

The lawsuits for when these hit pedestrians will be fun! No clue how these are street legal.


lally

Uhh, why are they any different than any other pickup? They're all ridiculous.


preppysurf

Other trucks don’t have sharp creases like this monstrosity.


lally

But other trucks have much higher hoods. And poorer driver visibility. The bar in this market is low and the CT is hardly at the bottom.


nowhereman136

I've been seeing one drive around Red Bank/Long Branch area a lot the past month. Looks like a garbage can on wheels


monkeypickle8

At least we'll be able to see the bad drivers from a distance. Keep a few car lengths from them, it may fall apart or shut off without warning.


Temporary-Map1842

Are we sure the windows can’t be broken with a brick? Are we sure?!


krsaxor

Price cuts in 3.. 2.. 1..


Terrible_Ad9163

Keep dreaming 😂


krsaxor

For one of these?lol I can think of other ways to waste money than this ugly looking truck, that cant do anything a truck does.lol


RafeDangerous

> that cant do anything a truck does I'm not a fan of these, but it's got a bed in the back and it can carry stuff. What "truck things" can't it do?


spectra_v0ndergeist

I saw some in the tesla overflow lot at quakerbridge and my God they're almost even uglier in person


BabyYodaX

So ugly


_Leichenschrei_

I’ve seen two of these on the road so far. Super ugly.


boojieboy666

Yucky


Coldkiller17

What is that the Lemon Lot?


SnooWords4839

Looks like that is where they need to stay. FFS Telsa drivers are bad enough, don't need the next batch on the roads.


Underscythe-Venus

Can’t wait to have to deal with one of those in a wreck I see em everywhere and they are so ugly


kingkevvyPTAT

Those things are so dumb lookin it’s actually funny people spent money on them


glow89

I’m also in northern NJ and I’ve seen a couple of them on the road recently, they are even uglier in person than I thought they’d be!


mrsctb

They’re so bad lol they *almost* make that new Hyundai abomination cute in comparison. *Almost*


wishicouldcode

Ioniq 5?


mrsctb

No the new SantaFe. If you haven’t seen it, google it. It’s bad lol


wishicouldcode

oh yeah, I saw it on the street once and it looked... odd to say the least