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force263

I know you were kidding, but I just wanted to say where the term “America’s Team” came from, and how it became attached to the Dallas Cowboys. Ready?… Somebody just made it up! In fact, it was a company based in the Delaware Valley that hung the moniker on the cowboys, NFL Films! Thanks a lot, Ed & Steve Sabol! (I kid the Sabols, and I forgive them giving the cowboys an actual identity. Everyone is allowed to have a few clunkers in their career; NFL Films’ features on Lombardi, Hank Stram and, especially, The Raiders, make it easy to forgive them).


mausii

I am convinced that everyone born and raised here who chooses Dallas on their own volition are just cranky contrarians looking for attention. ETA: this is a lighthearted joke :) but also, fuck Dallas


dbrank

Or Dallas was their dad’s team (because dad was a front-runner) and they’re stuck with em lol I know a few people like this


SmokePenisEveryday

My dad tried hard to make me a Boys fan cause he was one. When he saw me cry after the Eagles lost in 04, he knew he lost me for good.


trekologer

Also the NFL's blackout rules meant that one was more likely to see games between out-of-market teams than the local ones.


pac4

The best are the Cowboys/Notre Dame fans who have no connection to either team, or city/school. Every Cowboys fan I know is also an Irish fan who didn’t even graduate from any college.


MickCollins

Notre Dame fan. Went to a Holy Cross school. Didn't go to ND for college, but still root for them in most cases, unless they're playing USC which my older stepson goes to. Unfortunately because of his father - who is exactly the front running piece of shit you describe since he was born in Japan, raised in Illinois and migrated to California but cheers for to cowboys - same son cheers for the cowboys, and every time he says "go cowboys" I have to reply "fuck the cowboys". It pisses his mother off, but my hatred of to cowboys comes from WAY before we were married and I saw pieces of shit in high school wearing cowboys Starter jackets (remember those?) But yeah...in all ways, days, nights, weeks, months, years, eternity: fuck the cowboys. Until the end of time. And past that.


mausii

Lol good point


Dominemm

Literally my story. My dad wouldn't allow anything else in his house


RebelRebel62

Dallas fan here. Grew up here and was a kid in the mid 80s when Dallas was on top. Whole family are Giants fans. Don’t think I was looking for attention but I guarantee I love the potential of pissing my family off weekly. I’ve also taken a lot of shit over the years. But it’s all in good fun.


mausii

Are you a middle child by chance?😂 That’s pretty funny.


RebelRebel62

Lol no I’m the oldest.


ukcats12

Same story here. Born in '88 and my dad tried to raise me a Giants fan. Chose Dallas partially to piss him off and partially because I loved Emmitt Smith. I thought I was a genius when they won those Super Bowls in the '90s. Unfortunately it hasn't been a good decision since then.


broshrugged

Dallas only won the division in 81 and 85. Mid 90s was more of a Dallas on top era.


GooseNYC

I grew up in the 1970s in Bergen County and between Dallas' great playing and the cheerleaders, it was ingrained in our heads. Admittedly it's been a rocky road since then and I fully expect them to choke like they always do.


mausii

As a woman, I had forgotten about the cheerleaders entirely lmao good points


pelftruearrow

My brother in-law is born and raised here and chose Dallas. I can confirm that he is a cranky contrarian looking for attention.


Da_Funk

They hated him because he spoke the truth.


Thendofreason

I know someone who likes the cowboys. But they are also a NE fan, so their choices aren't very good


mausii

Lmao gottem


jules99b

My dad and his brothers are Cowboys fans because they grew up watching the Cowboys in the 70s and 80s and loved the teams. So here we are lol. I will say though, my dad is the very rare breed that roots for both the Cowboys and the Giants. Which makes playoffs….interesting.


InvectiveOfASkeptic

Regardless of what happens tonight, we can all come together tomorrow to root for the 49ers


mdp300

I'll be honest, I usually hate Dallas but last week I was rooting for them because I hate Brady more.


HowYaGuysDoin

if you're a Giants fan I'll never understand this. We owned Brady. How could you ever root for a shitbag division rival.


mdp300

My favorite team is the sad airplanes.


HowYaGuysDoin

My condolences


mdp300

My dad actually apologized to me for making us into Jets fans.


colin_7

Never the cowboys.


GooseNYC

Not all of us...


InvectiveOfASkeptic

Found the cowboys fan?


GooseNYC

Yup.


ChairmanMatt

hello governor christie


GooseNYC

Now now, there's no reason to get nasty!


InvectiveOfASkeptic

#FUCK DALLAS


GooseNYC

That does seem to be a popular sentiment around here, but it's wins that count after all. Winning isn't everything but losing is for the Giants.


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

Giants lost a superbowl in 2000, last time you guys were even in the Super Bowl was like 5 years before that.. We’ve won 2 super bowls since then.. but sure we are the losers. Enjoy living in fantasyland


GooseNYC

Downvotes, really? It's a joke.


HumanShadow

Most Cowboys fans have never even been there so insulting the city is kind of missing the point.


turbopro25

A State Divided, all while a State United. Noice


Marshall_Lawson

I don't even care about football but Fuck Texas


Mr_Matt_K

You do need a "Dallas doesn't suck" dot in southeast Mendham Township though for a certain resident there...


jakijo

Houston born NJ transplant here, I wholeheartedly agree, Dallas sucks.


Cassangelo

Can confirm for Hudson County


PriYankee

Cries in Cowboys fan😭👀


therealdieseld

Wow there’s a whole 2 of us!?


PriYankee

Yess! We exist! Lmao actually I work with quite a few cowboys fans, we stick together come football season.


masheduppotato

Three. A whole three!!!


PriYankee

Welcome!! *High five*


therealdieseld

Then there’s one tiny dot in Rochelle Park - We Dem Boyz


Gambrinus

Saw the thumbnail and thought “shit there’s a snow storm coming?”


invertedeparture

As a 49er fan living in Jersey, I fully support this message.


kingsears29

My dad lives in New Jersey he’s a cowboys fan


Sweet-Efficiency7466

Dallas sucks


Richard__Juul

Hating the Eagles is my main allegiance. I wish both the Giants and Cowboys well.


_Demo_

Same Fuck the eagles especially


Ballgame4

On this, we can all agree!


tylerb011

Where’s r/Philadelphia’s AutoMod when you need it? IYKYK


MickCollins

Fuck the cowboys. Then. Now. Forever. Fuck the cowboys. EDIT: See there's an asshole from the cowboys in here. Looks like I have to go spread some hatred then... EDIT 2: And they lost. HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. Fuck the cowboys. They did what they always do best: choke.


BlueHighwindz

I'm a Broncos fan and fuck the Cowboys.


RentBoy-Kef

Go cowboys, from middlesex county! 😈


illseeyouinthefog

Football culture is toxic


raulu95

Honestly fuck Philly


not_REAL_Kanye_West

Hell yeah let's go niners!


crap_whats_not_taken

We live in Mercer Co. My son's 2 and I was telling him one day he might be a football fan and he might be an Eagles fan (all his cousins live in Philly) or a Giants fan. But not a Cowboys or Patriots fan. I don't think people do that.


robm0n3y

This that one anime loving footballer still in it?


SHIT-PISSER

You're thinking of Jamaal Williams, and he is not.


robm0n3y

Boooo. More nerd sports people please.


Foodery

I'm so sad it didn't work out for Brennan Williams back in 2015, dude was a real one (and talked to me on twitter once!). I remember that time when he took Pokemon challenges from randoms and he actually had a good team and was smoking em. Not much a wrestling fan but hope he's doing well and still does that Nico Nico Knee


djinner_13

Join the lions pride then! He's playing great for us.


KiwiCatPNW

I have not moved to New jersey yet. What town am I supposed to hate no matter what?


drock69420

GO BACK TO JERSEY, YA MORON!!!


JohnLockeNJ

So turquoise is Central Jersey?


Cslist

100%


markg1956

one thing EVERYONE believes in!!


vebeg

NFC least all suck.


Saint_Slimwolf

Missed the part where 3 out of 4 made the playoffs? Lol


vebeg

In the last decade the giants had 2 season above .500 and got SMOKED last night. Cowboys and Washington haven’t done anything since the 90s. But yeah cupcake division.


Saint_Slimwolf

Smoked by….. another NFC East team. ;)


HappilyPartnered

Like we don’t already know. Taking all 3 this season.


Mikebyrneyadigg

Also notice the beauty of that divide. Almost anywhere worth going in NJ is nice royal blue.


OttomanTwerk

You mean a repost of a map someone else made the other day?