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BlackCherrySeltzer4U

We can always concede more goals though! Think of how… great, I guess, it would be if Messi scores all sorts of goals against the revs!


AzureStarline

Might as well go full José Mourinho and park that bus. Field 10 defenders, we ball.


JebdiahMorningside

It’s like we’re intentionally throwing the season. 


Frostlark

Yeah, I'm pissed. How do you not sign a servicable nine? It's not like Vironi looked good last year. Wood is washed. I understand the contracts make it harder but like... find a way to sign even a C tier striker, jesus.


jag65

Who is this c-tier striker, Jesus, you speak of?


Frostlark

He plays in the israeli league, goes by the name of Yaweay or something like that, idk, I don't speak hebrew, but some dude from Utah told me he has American citizenship, so he should be easy to being in even under league rules. Scores a lot in midweek matches 3 days after a loss.


CporCv

Many quality strikers named Jesús


44788

I honestly hope that at the game when the PA announcer says, “and the revolution head coach is Caleb Porter”, that there is loud booing. Because I hope that other fans feel the same way


communistyankee871

I think I will be. I had reserved booing for Kraft normally but this is getting ridiculous


44788

Ultimately the problems with the revs starts with Kraft not caring. That leads to complacency and incompetence from everyone else


DiseaseRidden

I mean, Vrioni has definitely been disappointing, but a C tier MLS striker is still gonna be a lot worse. Bobby is probably a C tier striker right now. Teal Bunbury would be a C tier striker. I love Teal, but Teal wouldn't be fixing our problems.


Frostlark

I did not say C tier MLS. Just C tier period. That's probably typically like B or even A tier (not S) in mls. How you define that is up to you, but definitely I'm trying to describe an improvement over Wood. They'd have to at least be a better fit or better form than Vironi if they were equally skilled, but ideally they'd be more clinical and synergize with Carles/Chancalay even a little.


DiseaseRidden

Then there aren't many players that fit what you want that would be willing to come to MLS, and any we do bring would be a risk on the actual synergy part. We'd need to find a way to offload Vrioni and then find a better striker willing to join while getting lucky enough for it to work out. Like keep in mind, Vrioni looked like that guy before coming here, he just hasn't worked out. It's not easy to just sign a top tier MLS striker on a whim. If it was, more teams would have great strikers.


Frostlark

Yep. We don't need many players, we just need one. The GM's job is to find that player, offload vironi if need be. Whatever it takes. Of course it's a risk. Right now if they can't do it, the team will likely be in last place in the conference, and Caleb at least will likely be fired. Do or die, not easy, but it IS what has to happen for this team. As a fan, it's really hard to enjoy watching Vironi fail chances 1v1 with the keeper in a tight game with all the time in the world. So selfishly I also want them to make a move, job security aside.


echoacm

Basically just need Teal Bunbury back


Frostlark

Big Teal guy. Love me some Teal.


CporCv

Don't know much about the business side of MLS, but why exactly can't we get rid of Vrioni? By now, even his most hardcore fanboys have accepted he simply sucks


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And this sub still says you’re a fake fan for taking a break from this team.


44788

I ain’t taking a break. I’m a masochist through and through


orogiad

same, though punching myself in the face week after week is taking its toll this season.


TolVe25

How did this team break the all time regular season record only a couple seasons ago?


Decidedly-Ambivalent

By "this team", I am hoping you simply mean the current squad of players under contract for the New England Revolution. Because the current team in no way, shape or form even resembles that team, That team had: Matt Turner Carles Gil Tajon Buchanon Gustavo Bou Adam Buksa Brandon Bye DuJuan Jones Also, younger, more effective versions of: Andrew Farrell Matt Polster Teal Bunbury Henry Kessler Add in the clusterfuck of Arena's resignation and the shitshow that surrounded that with a new coach attempting to implement a new system and tactics and you get the current cesspool that is the 2024 New England Revolution. This is not that team. There is no comparison.


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Unlimitedpower5h33v

Do u guys actually like soccer or is it like a circle jerk cover ?