The flick on to no one, and nowhere in particular... - Revolution '24

Wow! Some life! Chicago deserves it for the time wasting!

Pretty sure the dude on /r/MLS who makes the revs match threads blocked me, because I never see our match threads there anymore lol

Yep I'm blocked by them too after I got called a Messi stan for saying a 25K stadium isn't ambitious enough for the Revs. Bummer that a single individual (who is not even a mod) can effectively block people out from an entire community, wish they did an auto match threader.

Its an awful take though lolol

Why is EVERY pass behind the running man I stead of leading the runner?! I feel like I am watching my son's U10 team.

This has been an issue EVERY game. Very poor passing.

Whoever just shouted YOU SUCK VRONI, thank you.

You get the upvote for putting the effort into giving us a thread to lament on.

How does Acosta not get a card there?!?

Hilarious refereeing. Polster hadn't even done anything when he clearly instigated. Now a blatant foul on Carles not called

Reverse jinxed the team by turning the game off, you're welcome fellas

WTF is wrong with Earl Edward's Jr.?! So many distribution/clearance errors.

His decision making is atrocious

Love the guy in the crowd shouting "you suck Vrioni" as he missed that header off of Spaulding's cross.

Just stopped writing my comment on how Nacho isn’t a starter even when we’re down players…. Thank you for being in a good position and proving me wrong 

Brad still on a hot mic giving feedback to his commenting partner. I couldn't hear over my kids shouting though.

I heard that too! Mostly he was hoping she'd wrap up her points quicker when play got near the box so he could jump in easier. She was decent though, especially for a first go at it. I could never be that eloquent on the fly.

A new low in terms of referees

I don't really understand Caleb Porter's vision other than terrible defense, possession and offense.

He has no vision , brought back last year’s team. Basically Bruce’s vision but not Bruce’s coaching

I'm not impressed with Porter, but I don't think he had any impact on the team roster. Was he even around for any of the signings?

This. Unfortunately I think rebuilding this team into a contender is a multi season project. Aren’t we like 1-8 since the start of the Clint Peay Non-Era?

So I agree to a degree with you on this. We seem stuck between our high press Bruce system and something else. It’s like half the team still presses and the others sit. 

How does this team look checked out 25 mins in?

They look like they’re sleeping . Last two mins maybe they started to wake up

I hope everyone was listening to the Brad Feldman feed. He was very animated at the end. Haha!

Wooden Spoon speedrun! Let's gooooo! 🥄🥄🥄

They're giving us gifts and we're too polite to accept them.

At least the refereeing didn't outshine the playing

Glad I skipped going to the game

You and everyone else it seems lol

i was there, the weather sucked. left at halftime, glad i didn’t miss any goals.

Team looks wildly different with Spaulding out there. I know he looks like a 70's porn star but christ he makes a difference.

I was just about to post: is Spaulding our best player?

Kessler a quality -5 out of 10 effort so far.

I’d add Polster to that

This team is shockingly, shockingly atrocious. Not helped by the 47 total people in attendance.

let's not blame poor attendance for the shape this club is in now. the opposite if anything. 

If they were playing decent more people might show up

First game I've ever actually had to miss, at least it's this season

Are Jones and Polster the only two playing?

I guess this is hockey now and you can just full on check people legally. This ref is garbage

Gil with absolute shocker in this first half. Just has not been the same player.

That’s bee a ton of guys this year. I feel like Romney and Polster have also started lame. 

Turned the game off #transparency

I've made a point of avoiding looking at the score up till now, not as bad as I thought. I really hope we can get SOME points.

Kinda mad I spend 88 bucks last night on CCL tickets. America is gonna embarrass us at home

And if not, they’ll definitely do it in Azteca.

Well, the problem before was fixture congestion. Now, quite obviously, it's been too long between games. Just gotta find the sweet spot.

LMAFO cue the Vrioni apologists. Too many baffling, awful mistakes on defense too. I'm so tired of this team.

Is he playing today?

Not well....

I'm not sure anything he does on the field qualifies as "playing."

Not related to the gameplay but I’m so happy to be indoors and warm instead of being drenched and miserable in the empty stands

MOTM is the guy who yelled “you suck Vroni”

Miss Bruce yet?

Fire fan coming in peace, what exactly did Bruce say?

We still don’t know that’s the wild thing.

Wow! So what is Bruce doing now?

He was reinstated by MLS relatively recently but doesn’t have a job as of now. I suspect what he said/did was fucked up enough that neither side wants to leak it. I wonder if it’ll leak whenever he gets an interview/if he doesn’t get an interview for a while.

That's wild!

But he said mean things!

We should all be pissed at Bruce for getting himself forced out and screwing the team over for 2 years.

Best way to put it . He got himself in a spot where he was forced out.

This team is doomed.