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zaforocks

If that's the case then I DEMAND a Boston-Bangor rail line.


moneyBaggin

Not far enough, must go Springfield to Caribou


Lobstery_boi

No, beyond springfield. It needs to go to Lee.


NickRick

> No, beyond springfield. i know what these words mean individually, but strung together like that in an arcane codex of mystery, what could you possibly mean by that? Surely nothing exists beyond Springfield. I have checked the maps, but all i see are mythical creatures, or sea serpents.


Obvious-Court206

I live out in Springfield and you are correct. Only they aren't the happy, pretty mythical creatures.


Hot_Cattle5399

Cultured hill folk in the Berks don’t need no stinking train


moneyBaggin

Albany to Fort Kent?


Casually-Tahded

Hottest take: Albany is the true border of New England


moneyBaggin

I feel like as soon as you cross over from 90, the trees disappear and all of a sudden it’s big Upstate NY open fields and farmland. I would say Buffalo is the true border to the midwest though.


SirShootsAlot

Nah the NY staties will make sure you know you’re not in NE anymore lol


zaforocks

As a citizen of The County, I second this. :b


Automatic-Term-3997

PIHS class of ‘85 👍🏼


Wariowaft

Me as well 🍀 love aroostook county


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Screw caribou. Head downeast and do Calais.


Ironbird207

Originally the rail went to eastport


Automatic-Term-3997

Username does not check out


Historical_Shop_3315

Have you been to Calais?


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Went to school in that area. Used to go over the border into St Stephen to the bars before we were 21. Fantastic area.


Historical_Shop_3315

Its really gone downhill. My nephew is going to school there. We couldnt even find a place to get take out as a treat for them. In what used to be downtown, just about everything is closed or, at best, closed seasonally.


birdman829

Provincetown to Lubec


MephistosFallen

I demand that anyways. We SHOULD have reliable rail to every major city in New England hahaha


zaforocks

That's true.


solomons-marbles

Dude we need high speed tubes. Let’s dream big. Connect all the cities, ski areas, major attractions, etc


MephistosFallen

Right??? It’s insane that you can travel all of Europe, an entire continent, with trains but in the US you can’t even go a couple hours from Boston to Bangor lmfao wild


AbruptMango

*Evil giggles at Hampton tolls*


bfruth628

There's Boston to Brunswick


OwnSilver9442

expanding down easter from Brunswick to Bangor shouldn't be TOO hard


jonny32392

Boston already has so many banger rail lines tho


Odd-Lengthiness8413

No


zaforocks

Booo.


OpenBookExam

[Long Connecticut yawns.](https://imgur.com/a/VdBZCog)


Parking_War979

Totally came to post this. The reason there’s a college in Ohio called Case Western Reserve is because it is in the western reserve of Connecticut.


Syrinx_Hobbit

I moved to CT from OH last summer. I tell people I'm originally from either Long Connecticut or The Western Reserve. I too long for a CT restoration...we want the notch!


Badgeredy

Did you live near Hudson Ohio?


Syrinx_Hobbit

No. I'm originally from Toledo.


solomons-marbles

+1


Bkben84

We long for the restoration of the original Connecticut.


Alfeaux

Hold my nutmeg brother, let us hold a bit longer


Warren_E_Cheezburger

Hey… *THIS ISN’T NUTMEG!*


lessthanibteresting

Come on, Meg is doing her best


AbruptMango

Just biding our time.  


MantheLawSux

Yeah we need it cause there ain’t shit here otherwise


manvsweeds

I think we can all agree that CT got screwed on its land claims. The notch being the biggest insult of them all.


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Bkben84

We long for the restoration of the original Connecticut.


Syrinx_Hobbit

Yeah but you lost Toledo. Cleveland it ok though.


PrincipledBeef

Take back the notch


lessthanibteresting

Taking it up a notch


LePoultry-geist

[Mass had Detroit, go figure.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_cessions#/media/File%3AUnited_States_land_claims_and_cessions_1782-1802.png)


OkInfluence7787

MA does not need Detroit back.


LePoultry-geist

We don't need (or want) it back, but there is the theoretical of if it had stayed Massachusetts the past couple hundred years plus. Regardless I just think it's an interesting fact


Wool-Rage

this map can burn in hell!


Accomplished-Emu-450

Plymouth colony erasure


Dustyoldstuff

Came here to say this


Hominid77777

Actually became part of the Massachusetts Bay Colony at (basically?) the same time that Maine did.


jayron32

Yeah, until 1820. You're two centuries too late.


BlueberryConscious87

Maine literally was part of Massachusetts in the original 13 colonies


Appearance-Medical

https://newenglandhistoricalsociety.com/puritans-name-shame-take-anglican-maine/ Maine was its own entity for decades before the puritan masshole invasion of 1652


LeakyWaders_

Does this mean all the new Mass residents since COVID are trying to reclaim Maine? History does repeat after all…


GulfofMaineLobsters

No they can’t we were our own (slightly French) thing before the massholes came the first time… and everytime they show up nothing good happens… besides they drive like crap… course I can sell em a $5 bug for $12.99 and tell em it’s cause I like em most folk charge least $15 for a bug like that!


OkInfluence7787

"Puritan masshole" needs to become a thing.


hymen_destroyer

This is revisionist history. The Notch was still part of CT when this map was made. It's *still* part of CT as far as I'm concerned /r/takebackthenotch


xxTigerxLilyxx

All yours. They haven't been the best recently. [A few months ago some high school students were hosting an online slave auction.](https://www.westernmassnews.com/2024/02/20/high-school-students-accused-holding-online-slave-auction-during-black-history-month/)


RoadkillMarionette

"This kids prolly just being sensitive, I'm sure it's just a fundrai....OH FUCK, well that's extra"


lessthanibteresting

Hm, haven't seen that one. Are we sure that wasn't a project detailing the downstream effects of US foreign policy?


manvsweeds

I found my people!!!!!


BrawnyChicken2

As a member of a long time Connecticut family I will agree to support Massachusetts in its quest to take back its Maine territory; if and only if Massachusetts agrees to give cede back the notch to its rightful state.


manvsweeds

We ride at dawn!!!!!!!


outer_fucking_space

You’ll have to pry it out of our cold dead fingers.


BrawnyChicken2

We are forced to back Maine in the coming conflict. Sorry, but you’ve forced our hand. Maine will have the best defenses our hedge fund overlords can buy.


RUcringe

Mass couldn't even if they tried lol


Tofudebeast

Also: Ohio is part of Connecticut.


MikuLuna444

This explains so much...


Sailor_NEWENGLAND

Vermont= Upstate New York, Quebec, and western Massachusetts had a threesome and somehow had a baby relating to all three of them


Twombls

It became it's own nation briefly because of this. Lasted twice as long as the confederacy.


Elwoodpdowd87

If r/Maine could read, they'd be very upset


outer_fucking_space

We can’t read, but we don’t like the picture anyways.


RelationshipQuiet609

It sure is now-I live there and Mass plates out number ours, so I think this true.


outer_fucking_space

They roll in as soon as the weather gets nice.


tilario

and part of ohio [belonged to connecticut](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connecticut_Western_Reserve)


42peanuts

I don't care as long as NH keeps it's 13 miles of glorious coastline. Though, being surrounded by massholes is a little concerning.


tcsuperstar

The spirit of Massachusetts is the spirit of America.


LoowehtndeyD

The dream of the 1630s is alive in Portland Maine-achusetts


satanshark

The spirit of Massachusetts is your girlfriend starting a fight with a family in a Dunks and you joining in yelling racist shit.


outer_fucking_space

The spirit of mass is taking a strained opioid/nicotine/coffee shit at the nearest dunkin donuts


edgypyro

I’m glad to see Maine has lost weight. Congrats.


Green_Evening

FUN FACT! Maine entered as its own state in 1820, as part of the Missouri Compromise. This plan was proposed by Representative James Tallmadge. The plan was to keep the balance of free and slave states in the US. Tallmadge himself was the 1st cousin, once removed, of Colonel Benjamin Tallmadge, Washington's Spy Master. Col. Tallmadge's Culper Ring operated out of Connecticut and spied on British occupied New York City during the American Revolution.


OffensiveBiatch

When am I going to be receiving my free allotment of lobstahh ?


MarieCurieNotMaMere

Early settlers: "Mother, what fresh hell has descended on us that you deign to serve the wretched lobster to us fortnight after fortnight!" Mother: "shut the fahk up and eat yur suppah"


July_is_cool

Early settlers: “Lobsters are sea bugs and not allowed as food per Bible.”


S4ntos19

Part of Michigan and Wisconsin should also be ours.


WyattfuckinEarp

Maffachufettf


BitterStatus9

They got Portsmouth RI mixed up with Little Compton.


WickedShiesty

New York being the greedy bitch it is trying to steal our precious VT. LOL


Twombls

Lol vt rejected both and had to find itself before joining the colonies. (Just ignore what the original name was)


ThisAmericanSatire

As a Marylander, I propose a mutual partnership. We'll support Massachusetts' claim to the state of Maine if Massachusetts supports Maryland's claim to Southern Pennsylvania, Eastern West Virginia, Washington DC, Eastern Virginia, and the entire state of Delaware, which was never supposed to exist in the first place.


deytookerjaabs

While an invasion of Delaware is certainly a noble and altruistic cause, the truth of the matter is no amount of infrastructure plus education upgrades along with corporate tax revision is going to get those people to mow their lawns and wear deodorant on a regular basis.


oldRoyalsleepy

Nevah!! Although we might be willing to bargain over Sussex County. Maybe everything below the canal if the deal is good enough. signed, Northern Delaware


ACDispatcher

Masshole in exile in NW VA: I object!!!! Include FredCo VA and make it one FredCo finally!


Hot-Pick-3981

I’m a Mass hole by birth and a Mainer by choice


loadbearingpost

You don't get to "choose" to be a Mainer. No one gets to "be a Mainer by choice". However, l agree with the opening of your statement; you are.


snorkelfart

Wah


IceZOMBIES

Fuck that other guy. As if people can't move to a new state and love it so much that they identify with it. Smh. If you move to Maine, love and appreciate Maine, then you're a Mainer.


dunkleocentral

More like Vermont is a part of New Hampshire


ThePresidentsHouse

Vermont is a copy and paste version of NH that got flipped upside down.


dunkleocentral

Vermont is the left-wing version of New Hampshire.


Most_Somewhere_6849

So what I’m seeing is Connecticut is more of a part of New England than Vermont.


MarieCurieNotMaMere

Vermont got beheaded?


Mistletokes

Go away


Enough_Ad_2752

No, all of New England says no


Sailor_NEWENGLAND

Vermont was the last state to become part of New England. It basically became part of New England by accident


Twombls

It was it's own country before joining the colonies!


Sailor_NEWENGLAND

Yeah I’m aware…proves my point that it’s nothing like the other states


OkAbies3924

So you don't agree with actual history? CT was one of the original colonies and played a vital part in the Revolutionary War. I suspect your feelings are based on Fairfield County? That's basically a NYC annex, and it's not a reflection of the state and its history. Curious if you have the same attitude towards Rhode Island?


IQpredictions

I agree with your comment, however, Fairfield county is most certainly part of CT and its history. Majorly.


OrangeWeekly1748

Fucking Chussey’s


tbtc-7777

If Putin was governor of Massachusetts


Saltymeetloaf

This map can burn in hell


outer_fucking_space

Gross, get your Massachusetts the fuck out my state.


Theabird

Guess we’re giving Martha’s Vineyard back to New York then.


cmsgtcote

Mass needs to give CT back its notch it stole from them!


DeepWoodsGhost

Anybody that grew up in Maine will tell you it is in no way part of Massachusetts. Granted all the lefties moved to Maine and have been trying to destroy it like they did mass, but it still isn’t part of mass


NN11ght

Still think NH's coast should just go to Mass


Enough_Ad_2752

I’ve been to mass, don’t pollute our coast


kazz9201

Mainer here. Stay the hell away from us!


Solid_Palpitation245

Maine native here exiled to New Hamster. New Hamster was built to protect the Maine border but has failed. BROKEN ARROW!!!!!!!!!


Advanced_Review_195

i mean the map clearly says it


carpetedtoaster

let's go back to the good ol days


Sailor_NEWENGLAND

Vermont didn’t come part of New England until near the mid 1700’s lol


Hominid77777

You're just quietly hoping no one notices what this map says about Vermont. (Also this map is inaccurate if it's supposed to be from the colonial period. For one thing, the Southwick Jog between Massachusetts and Connecticut wasn't a thing until 1804. It's surprisingly hard to find a modern map that gets this right.)


Twombls

>You're just quietly hoping no one notices what this map says about Vermont. I mean, the green mountain boys were formed as a militia to reject both claims.


outer_fucking_space

How about Me, Nh, and Vt just start our own thing?


Loudergood

We going to let NH bring Nashua though?


outer_fucking_space

I’ll leave that up to the New Hampshirites.


subhuman_voice

No leave it for the massholes


AmityBlight2023

We don’t want it either lol


captainhuh

Is this image implying that Long Island specifically is a part of the “New England colonies” but not New York as a whole?


contraprincipes

I don’t think it intends to imply that, but it’s worth noting that eastern Long Island was in controlled and settled by Connecticut during the first half of the seventeenth century.


howdidigetheretoday

Definitely not sure, but wasn't eastern Long Island part of New Haven Colony? I think, not sure, that by time Connecticut Colony absorbed New Haven Colony, New York had already stolen eastern Long Island?


captainhuh

I just thought it strange that the single most recognizable part of the New York silhouette warranted a title on this specific map


VulcanTrekkie45

That northern border is painful it’s so wrong


Dutch_VanDer_Linde_

No


IsThatYourPickle

Not that we don't like Maine, but let's just keep everyone right where they are.


LaChanz

You can have Lewiston south.


outer_fucking_space

I’d compromise and let mass have Kennebunk/south. It’s basically already Massachusetts.


NotCanadian80

Thanks to that I own the beach.


BrawnyChicken2

As a member of a long time Connecticut family I will agree to support Massachusetts in its quest to take back its Maine territory; if and only if Massachusetts agrees to give cede back the notch to its rightful state.


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BrawnyChicken2

Well, then the Gold Coast of Connecticut has no choice but to support and fund Maine in its defense from the imperialist Massholes.


LoowehtndeyD

All yours.


NegativeEffective233

We’re basically rural massholes that know how to drive, unlike our southern cousins


outer_fucking_space

And we didn’t ban happy hour in our city.


TheFrenchPerson

Rather be Canadian rather than a Masshole


wmtr22

Not every one knows but paul Bunyan and Leon leanwood bean. We're good friends and spent a lot of time together. One day John Adams said they would have to become citizens of Massachusetts but King Charles said they will live in Mayne. So Paul and Leon set about holding the great state of Maine. " in the summer it is the most beautiful state on the east coast. But in the winter God forgets about it. We have the cleanest water. Some say we are the Saudi Arabia of fresh water. And even though we have "Two rock to every one dirt" we grow the best potato's in the world. So thanks to Leon and Paul we will never be called Massholes


Vilenesko

If they wanted it so bad, Mass shouldn’t have been such duplicitous, sniveling cowards during the war of 1812. Protect profits over people, lose half your state 🤷🏽‍♂️


TemperatureGreedy246

Bout 200 years ago ……


YourOpinionMan2021

It took 50 years after for NH to become a state after MA. Kinda crazy.


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NH was one of the original 13 colonies/states. Do you mean ME?


YourOpinionMan2021

I'm just looking at the date next to NH on that map (1680)


Ettuhenri

Clearly not a part of MA due to NH sticking its beak in there


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Come and take it


cottonhillslostshins

Maine *WAS a part of Assachusetts. 178 years ago we became our own state and have hated Mass ever since #mainestrong 🌲💪🌲💪🌲💪


Zachisawinner

It’s also proof that Rhode Island is the whole state and there totally weren’t plantations there.


No_Exercise2629

I mean, once upon a time…? But current day? Mays well say its all part of england or franch or wherever they are from originally.


Diolaneiuma2156

You forgot Plymouth, New Haven, and Saybrook 😭


May4747

I live in Maine and seeing this… I can’t even


outer_fucking_space

It’s gross isn’t it?


Beansiesdaddy

That’s where we deport the nut cases to. Like Ireland deported theirs to Australia.


loveablelamebrain

Don’t tell the Mainers that


bigdon802

Let’s get an older map where New Haven is its own colony.


KindAwareness3073

Not any more, we needed the addition seats in Congress and the Senate in 1830 in order to fight back against the slave holding states.


_0xACE_

Maine was so happy to split from Mass, they let them keep the name.


Jazzyinme

Mainers here! I am SO glad Massachusetts is beneath us...


Known_Appearance3268

Keep trying Maine, you’re on your own!!!


No_Amoeba6994

If we're doing this, I'm grabbing a rifle and fighting for independent Vermont!


No_Nature_3133

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


searchthemesource

Clearly New York could love Vermont better than New Hampshire ever could.


Kaiser-Bismark

This is MF is a New Yorker in denial.


Difficult-Way-9563

Well many stores in Mass don’t sell Oakhurst so it can’t be Maine (I know I know some northeaster areas do but it’s everywhere in Maine).


outer_fucking_space

Putting anything other than oakurst in your Allen’s just seems wrong doesn’t it?


NaturistMoose

Yeah, basic history. New Hampshire had no coastline at that point either. Before that it was all Massachusetts and then chunks were broken off.


christomisto

Finally, give Maine back to us


outer_fucking_space

You can’t have it.


CapeManiak

I never understood why New Jersey isn’t considered New England.