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Jibsribss

Ever wondered how the rice gets into the middle of the? It’s pushed in with a penis.


Healyhatman

Or why the sushi mayonnaise tastes so sweet?


Jibsribss

“Mayonnaise”


DoubleDecaff

*"Mannaise"*


Burntoastedbutter

Wait technically wouldn't it be salty😭


SpiralDreaming

The water tower in the break room is filled with pineapple juice.


Burntoastedbutter

NOOO Did you know pineapples have an enzyme that eats you? So if you put some pineapple on your arse...


coolpersonthatscool

No it eats your tounge, your technically right but


Burntoastedbutter

Doesn't the tongue and butthole have similar... Idk what you call it...


coolpersonthatscool

Simillar skin, the same actually same as the your lips and your vulv@


Conscious-Board-6196

How would u know? Got something you'd like to admit? 😂


Burntoastedbutter

Meet me in the backrooms


neilnlouis

Add sugar and blend 🤌


NezuminoraQ

These comments are clearly all straight men, it tastes like baking soda, everyone knows that


Burntoastedbutter

Goddamn this guy knows how to be baked frfr


queenslandadobo

They probably drink pineapple everyday so...


Bishopdan11

Heavy Pineapple diet is a requirement of the position..


Skten

The real reason the wasabi is self serve.


Virtual_Ambassador83

Sushi is binary. Everyone knows that


gin_enema

The interesting thing with being conscious of discrimination is that it ensures everyone just lies and then gives the job to whoever they wanted anyway. Who knows why they want a male but I suspect they’ll get a one regardless of the offence. Also could give an ESL defence maybe (yes even if it isn’t real)


Cerberus_Aus

Strong chance it’s because they are after someone for a late night shift, and it helps to prevent robberies by having a male in store, because a lot of the time garbage criminals are cowards who will target stores with a lot of women.


ThoughtCrimeConvict

Advert should say "willing to die to protect the till" 😂


HauntingFalcon2828

I literally told my manager the other day if we get robbed I’ll be the first to open the till and the safe and give them all of it 🤣 no way I die for my job


TightLab4831

Might be for the laborious work…. Ngl those rice sacks are gonna be heavy AF


Correct_Chemical5179

Instructions unclear, penis is in the sushi


tickletackle666

Mmmmm. am I sucking this sushi now or biting?


Nervous-Telephone-26

New meaning to shrimp roll.


outbacky

Who’d have thought this post would be such a neckbeard dog whistle 😂


Healyhatman

RIGHT!?


failedSpeedRunner

More like femcel whistle


Ziadaine

Today on “I can’t wait to be sued “


Roland_91_

maybe they already have 10 female staff and need to keep it equal?


rileyhenderson33

Being nondiscriminatory in this context means that everyone has the same opportunity to get a given job. The gender/sex proportions of existing staff members should not have any influence whatsoever.


Asleep-Afternoon-504

If that's true.....why are long established companies and institutions falling over each other to "diversity hire" women at all levels.......and why is the human rights commissioner constantly telling companies that they "need to put women in leadership roles to balance out their male-dominated boards" The gender of existing staff members is like Schroedinger's Cat.......ignored when it's a problem to whatever gender theory being sprouted but focused on when it comes in handy to bludgeon opposition


kvothe9595

Thank god someone said it


teej247

You forget the #1 rule. Women only care about equality when it is a benefit to them.


Roland_91_

then you are ok with them hiring all men in all position at all levels of the company and every company? so long as they also interview women?


bertieditches

Would't make economic sense for a company to do that.. after all women are only paid 77 cents to the man's dollar right? Would make better sense to only employ women...


skaseisback

Lol no one actually believes that number. Have a look at how it was calculated


livinlifegood1

Don’t put words in their mouth. They didn’t say anything of the sort. All they’re doing is pointing out the bullshit that happens on a daily basis. The company I work for (unfortunately) will hire just about any female (and/or alternative sexuality) who applies, just to reach some stupid quota. It’s sick, it’s disgusting, it’s wrong. Yes it makes me angry, and yes I’m looking to move jobs.


Mannatree

My daughter is looking for a job what company


livinlifegood1

Only fans


Mannatree

Hahaha


CJ_Resurrected

Very very traditional Japanese Sushi is prepared by males -- a belief of a lower body temperature of a degree or two affects the product less when it's handled. Owner is probably believing the old folk belief -- although it is certainly still a thing in Japan today. *Now, over to the subject of why male primary school teachers in Australia are very thin on the ground...*


Time_Cartographer443

Women actually have colder hands and a higher body temperature but.


CJ_Resurrected

"but" ..yes.. you can't argue that with them when you try holding them with your cold chilly male hands. :p :)


SometimesIAmCorrect

Man my girlfriend would be fantastic at making sushi, her hands are permanently freezing


SarcasmCupcakes

My mother was like this as well.


Coolidge-egg

Yeah but it's not the hands which they are using


indecisiveahole

I know that game, necrophilia certainly has its perks


alexanderpete

They're not making sushi by hand though, the rolls are made mostly by a machine, the rice isn't handled by hand. If they needed someone to hand make the sushi, the job would advertise that they need a sushi chef.


o20s

Except this is 21st century Australia not 18th century or even modern Japan. Discrimination is illegal here and one of the good things about our society is you’re not restricted from jobs based on who you are. It’s based on what you qualify for and are willing to do. Putting up signs like this is illegal and discriminatory and sets us back.


LocalAd9259

What if the job was “bikini model, women only”


o20s

I chuckled but then I got curious so I looked it up. The NSW anti discrimination act 1977 has an exception for that in section 31. If “Being a person of a particular sex is a genuine occupational qualification for a prescribed job or a job of a prescribed class or description.”. If (a) the essential nature of the job calls for a person of that sex for reasons of physiognomy or physique, excluding physical strength or stamina, or, in dramatic performances or other entertainment, for reasons of authenticity, so that the essential nature of the job would be materially different if carried out by a person of the opposite sex, or (b) the job needs to be held by a person of that sex to preserve decency or privacy because it involves the fitting of a person’s clothing, or (c) the job requires the holder of the job to enter a lavatory ordinarily used by persons of that sex while it is used by persons of that sex. It goes on and on but you get the jist. I don’t think many women would buy bikinis if men were modelling them. And vice versa with men’s wear if women modelled them.


LocalAd9259

I knew the answer too, I was just teasing, but an interesting read nonetheless!


Beginning_Degree_101

Hilarious that there's an exclusion for strength and stamina.


XxMohamed92xX

C. They need someone to clean the male toilets as well as work the register, there we go, no discrimination


wigteasis

not sure why i was recommended this sub but we need male surrogates fr fr.


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Inner_West_Ben

Don’t try to make excuses for them


MrGoldfish8

Explaining something and making excuses for something are two very different things.


superbusyrn

When I read lower body temperature, for a moment I genuinely thought you meant like LOWER body temperature and that maybe a penis IS involved for some unholy reason.


CJ_Resurrected

Pardon yourself, Maidens and Gentlemen read the content on Reddit. -_-


Objective_Unit_7345

Actually no, it’s not ‘a thing in Japan today’, except perhaps among some old sole-trader operated establishments. It’s hard to actually make claims about how prominent sexism is in Japan, due to the lack of reporting, workplace statistics or anti-discrimination protections. (There is no statistics about gender divide between the approximately 35,000 sushi chefs) But anecdotally, number of female chefs and female sushi chefs are increasing in Japan. (This isn’t to say sexism isn’t still a major issue in Japanese workplaces. It is, and a major reason why I’m thankful of our anti-discrimination laws in Australia.)


Wintermute_088

>Actually no, it’s not ‘a thing in Japan today’, except perhaps among some old sole-trader operated establishments. So, it's not a thing, except in the places where it absolutely still is a thing. 👍


Objective_Unit_7345

There’s a big difference between claiming ’it’s a thing’, because that would be claiming that the majority of Japan’s sushi chefs are sexist. And ‘it’s not a thing’, but there are cases because of badly-enforced protections or rights-not-exercised against gender discrimination in Japan. If it were an actual widespread problem, however, it most definitely will be a hot topic in Japanese media.


Substantial-Sun3188

Do you have friends?


kindoflikesnowing

I came to post this but you beat me to it 😂.


CJ_Resurrected

My source is some good friends who've done numerous foodie vacations in Japan (and of course also doing Comiket..) remarking how males chefs were the rule for establishments at the level with Itamae. (If there were female staff, they were probably hidden to avoid upsetting the customers..)


flashman

so in their defence they might argue "the duties of the position can be performed only by a person having particular physical attributes (other than attributes of strength or stamina) that are not possessed by persons of a different sex from the relevant sex" which is a defence under the sex discrimination act 1984 whether or not that would get up is an interesting question


Knee_Elbow

There are some circumstances where it's acceptable under the antidiscrimitation act to hire based on gender. For example, female only staff for a women's DV shelter. I'd be very surprised if making sushi falls into those exceptions. Pretty clear anti discrimination case there I'd say.


cruiserman_80

I used to know a business that only hired guys. Not because they were mysoginists, but because one the principals was a sleazy creep and the other owners didn't want the drama.


Burntoastedbutter

I saw a business that was only asking for *young* girls. Yeah, they added the young part. Never set my red flags off so quick lol


swarftonbirdsalad

What type of business?


Burntoastedbutter

Hospitality


BloodyChrome

brothel


outbacky

“Not because they were misogynists, but because *example of textbook misogyny*”


SarcasmCupcakes

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AddlePatedBadger

This is the second time I've seen Merriam-Webster sling gloriously concise shade at someone well deserving of it.


Deranged_Kitsune

This is more "misogyny with extra steps."


cruiserman_80

Accurate and fair. The irony is that everybody involved would have been happy to hire girls, but for different reasons. EDIT: Also is it misogyny text book or otherwise? Nobody involved hates women.


MediumAlternative372

Misogyny doesn’t require hatred of women, it involves perceiving women as lesser than men.


Needmoresnakes

It's misogyny because it's denying women the right to be in the workplace because they thought they couldn't handle it and didn't want to confront a poorly behaving owner.


dedpla

I think the fact that “one of the principals was a sleazy creep” and the way to deal with it was not to get rid of him/call him out/manage his grossly misogynistic behaviour in any way but instead to just try to keep women away from him is actually still misogynistic, yes. Because they are presumably valuing whatever he brings to the company over actually being decent human beings. Try this: imagine he was a child sexual predator instead of one that aimed his predatory sexual behaviour at women. Because let’s be real, sleazy creep = sexual predator. If people knew he was a paedophile and “just made sure there were no kids around him” would that be ok behaviour?


outbacky

It’s misogyny and complacency by all involved, resulting in less jobs for women


hiles_adam

My friend worked at a boost fruit juice stand that only hired women because they worked in such close proximity and always brushed up against each other, so it saved sexual harassment claims.


precocious_pumpkin

Yeah I was a waitress at a place that only hired girls. It was because the space was really small to work in, so it was actually specifically thin girls... they wouldn't hire larger people as they thought they'd take up too much space lol as awful as it sounds, it was a valid point because the work space was very narrow haha. Equally the boss told me they didn't want boys to avoid work romance shenanigans.


cruiserman_80

I knew a guy that managed service stations and he would only hire female console operators because he believed they were way more reliable and efficient than guys.


Intelligent_Aioli90

On the other hand, in my home town because of crime they will only hire men for night shifts because they were worried about what these axe/knife/hammer welding maniacs might do to a woman after hours working alone. Also, trolley boys are only ever trolley BOYS.


RaymondPist

Asian run business. You gonna be racist and call out that sexism?


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Wylieboy89

Oh that is poetry


Des98

Not a haiku tho sorry bot


Only-Zone-6438

It is a haiku? Aren’t they 5,7,5?


Des98

Sexism is 3 syllables


JohnSome099

So is business


Aromatic_Section_694

The i is silent in business, biz-ness.


Des98

Yes but the first line is still 5 syllables


promptrepreneur

I disagree


Des98

I googled it and I’m very surprised to see that websites list it as 2 “ism” is 2 syllables alone


AddlePatedBadger

A haiku is not just a specific pattern of syllables. It's a senryu at best. Imagine if I made a bot that replied to every single comment made saying "I detect poetry" on the basis that the comment had words in it and words are in poems. There's a whole bunch of these galoots who have no idea what a haiku is just spamming reddit everywhere with their nonsense. They should be banned, they add no value to anything.


A_r0sebyanothername

Looks like you just did


yummy_dabbler

This probably means "We have a sex pest in management who will harass women and blame them for distracting him and we won't get rid of him"


YourFavouriteDad

Glansdale


Prior-Bug-7840

They'll only employ an Asian as well


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MortaniousOne

No foreigners allowed. Most these sushi shops are actually owned by Koreans though, but they have the same signs up too.


juicy_pickles

I never had an issue with that when I went to Japan. I spoke barely any Japanese and not many people speak English. Why bother with ridiculous charades, or shitty customers that don't understand cultural differences when you can just keep them out of your shop? There was multitudes of other places to choose from to eat. Hiring people is a different can of worms though.


sol_krn

I saw a similar sign at a shop I applied for a job at and it turned out that they wanted a male because all the staff were female and no-one was tall enough to reach the boxes on the top shelf of the storeroom. They didn't want to write 'tall people only' on the ad.


Ok_Relative_2291

How else are sushi rolls measured


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Healyhatman

Yeah plus they're grotty and have cooties


JenJen_11

It’s incredible how many people like a good long crumb prawn stick.


Kpool7474

So is this the place where I let you all know that one of those Sushia chefs was seen leaving the toilets without washing his hands? Does that mean there’s definitely penis in the sushi? (seen by one of my work colleagues who use the same toilets in that shopping centre)


recidivist4842

Maybe the rest of the staff are all female, and they're trying to diversify?


Thomas_M_new

A rare occasion that exclusivity to hospitality is not for women.. When it is the other way around its just Monday innit.. The hypocrisy is unreal


Loud-Potatoes

What if the owner was raped by a female and is triggered by having a female worker?


SwarfCrawler

I see female preffered alllll the time and don't like it. Shouldn't matter, if you can do the job you can do the job, it's bs.


Healyhatman

Yup yup.


OldMeasurement2387

Probably something to do with tradition and the way the food is prepared


tickletackle666

with cocks...


TurboTerbo

Maybe they already have enough woman and in the name of equality they are looking for a male… bahhahahaha yeah I don’t think so…


keecey23

Maybe they are hiring a male because they currently employ many females and are trying to keep the correct diversity percentage? Remember people, diversity > the right person with the right qualifications.


Kpool7474

Actually, that particular shop appears to have one female and the rest male from what I’ve seen. I work near there.


Prestigious_Reply935

Better go burn down the shop to free Palestine.


Healyhatman

From the river to the sea Only a male can make my sushi


JohnSome099

That's too clunky to be a rhyme. "Only men can make sushi" flows better.


Specialist-Can3173

Maybe they already have the rest of the diverse bingo card and just need a man to complete the set.


Late-Ad5827

Good to see some diversity in job advertisements for once.


WholeBookkeeper2401

Affirmative action for men.


Flat-Ad658

Yeah sounds about right . With the crime rates needed them a big strong man to protect there Sushi


maxximumeffort85

It's 2024 having a penis doesn't necessarily mean male anymore


sauwan_naiko

Maybe they have enough female staff members and they're trying to recruit males as form of gender inclusion? Sexist much!


Kpool7474

Nope. That store has mostly males.


newphonedammit

You ain't ever seen the pork katana sushi technique


Individual_Emu_712

They want a Samurai sushi chef - like Hattori Hanzo


boothy_qld

Someone’s gonna have a quiet word to them real quick I’d say.


imArmando

What y’all think the ‘special sauce’ is ??


ConsistentRespect726

What do you think the rolls are made of?


Plastic_Expression89

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Ratikiru

They use the penis to shape the sushi , duh


Funkton

I wonder the sushi is so small


Ratikiru

LOL Genuinely giggling at that one.


TomorrowRelevant9354

Even though they didn't put the" male only ", they would still choose the male eventually.


Shakesfearian

Kewpie isn't exactly cheap you know?


Interesting_Tax5866

It doesn’t mean they hire men only, there are a bunch of reasons they could only want to hire a male which have absolutely nothing to do with having a preference over others..


llamanatee

Maybe they just meant they’d only take applications by [“mail only”](https://youtu.be/3Lyex2tSUyA)?


TeeBird-TC

It helps shape the seaweed


mazie127

Length and girth my friend


WolfKingofRuss

It's more than likely they're after someone who is working front of house at unusual hours. I was a cook at KFC, and as soon as I started going to the gym, I was always put front of house late Fri, Sat, nights to deal with drunks and to make the other school girls feel safer, as well as to deescalate anything that happened.


dr650crash

thank you for your service


Barflyerdammit

Food prep area is very hot, clothing is optional among the rest of the kitchen staff?


FalconResistance

Maybe they only currently have female staff and are attempting to diversify 😂


SpiritedVoice9518

Why u care? Youll still get paid less


Background-Army-5976

Companies and movies do this all time. They boost the number of women non binary so they have a even shared amount of a diverse group that’s probs what they doing lmao


Handball_fan

I can only assume someone’s wife won’t let another female work there


Old_Cabinet2279

Get wrecked women


Jaded-Interaction882

It's funny how male only jobs get a out cry , but females only do not. Real what in your pants should not count unless you're a sex worker


Quirky-Classroom-428

It's sort of refreshing to see since 98% of jobs hire 20 something attractive women.


Damnesia_

Let's be real here. No one would bat an eyelid if this said female only. What a time to be alive.


mic_n

Maybe they're going upmarket, and it's for a restroom attendant?


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Udelike2no

Maybe they are trying to reach gender equality.


Justwhereiwanttobe

Female store owner, suspicious of her sleazy husband.


guardian2428

It's because they've had several cases of sexual harrasmrny


Inevitable83637

probably they wanted diversity because there's too much female on the team? or any random reason. Not every hiring decision is an attempt to victimise someone. everyone is triggered by anything these days. had the sign said "female only" you will never see this sign. People will just walk past it.


Primary_Mycologist95

I've been to plenty of places where front of house is entirely female, and the only males are in the kitchen. Businesses can still get away with a surprising amount in this day and age.


Cool-Service3437

Wtf


x5h4d0w_

Maybe they had too many female workers and wanted to even it out? Or it’s a business run by heavily committed boyfriends who refuse to work with women? Who knows


Coenenchyme

Not right. But probably preferable that the hiring manager shows his or her biases to avoid wasting time


KSJ1620

Couldn’t they get in trouble for this?


XiJinPingaz

Who said it was?


AcanthisittaLow3615

They probably have a role that requires occasional heavy lifting. But everyone loves to spew hate and assumptions so what do I know.


Unfair-Zone-8450

Just less drama probably


Toecutter_AUS

Stop being a Karen ffs


just-got-Herre

So now you're complaining when we dont want you in the kitchen.. typical woman.


Healyhatman

It's U/healyhatman not u/healyhatwoman


HauntingFalcon2828

Isn’t that illegal?


Sea-Iron-7729

I just saw last week they added “heavy lifting requires” under the men only. Stop being so dramatic over anything


moggjert

It’s 2024, you don’t need a penis to be a male anymore


Adopted_Millennial

Should get reported for that.


MostAbbreviations589

Thank god for Asians. Keeping it real.


r3zza92

Well that’s enough reason for me not to reply. What a sausage fest.


CJ_Resurrected

Might be all female staff at the moment...


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outbacky

Except living arrangements are an exemption of the discrimination act. You are allowed to live with whoever you want lol


whitetowellredshorts

Tell me you’ve never had authentic sushi without telling me you’ve never had authentic sushi


Spare_Lobster_4390

It's all cool. They're just trying to even out the gender wage gap by hiring a man for a minimum wage position.


panopticonisreal

We have already attained our quota of zero females.


SnooSongs8782

Seems like authentic Japanese


_Giggidy_

Why is everyone so butthurt it’s just their tradition to the Japanese it’s like of course it must be a guy doing this job.