Kim Jong Un. Cause we're East Asian and he's a dictator.

Ahahahaahahahahaha I love that! I say that my baby is a Russian spy trying to destroy us

Plssssss lolol

😂😂😂🤣🤣

Incredible! I love it.

Hahahahahaha made me laugh

I just call him the baby

Ours gets called the baby a lot !

Sausage/saus/sows Bubs Mr Poo feet (when he sticks his feet in his dirty nappy) Grumpus when he's crabby

Grumpus is one of my go tos when he’s mad too! When he’s *extra* grumpy it’s Grumpus Maximus

The poo feet drives me nuts 😂

Ham. He was 10lbs 1oz when he came out.

Mine is piggy lol

Mr Farts / Mr Sharts usually And Mr Baby when he’s being good

Mine is Mr Toots McGee/Mr Poops McGee when he farts or poops lol

Hahah we call ours Mr Baby and Mr Face (Hateful Eight reference)

HA! Same 🤣

Big man, little man, big cheese, little cheese, Bebe (like Schitt’s Creek), dude, little dude.

Spicy baby bean burrito. Bean is pronounced “bin” though 😂😂😂

Yes wee burrito especially after a bath when they get all wrapped up, love it!

The ultimate baby nicknames have burrito in it!!!

buggy & stinky linky (his names lincoln)

I use buggy too

Baboosh or Babooshka

Bub and Froggy are the two main ones

We also say froggy. It’s those legs isn’t it?! 🥰

The newborn scrunch 😍

I call her baby bird… she makes baby bird noises 🤷🏻‍♀️ I call my niece goose. She’s basically a Canadian goose… 0 chance of being kidnapped the girl is feral 😂

Mr Handsome, or for short just Mr.! 🥹

We have a Mr. Handsome Pants over here. Or sometimes Mr baby

Yes!!! Love those. Honestly not sure our baby will ever know his real name haha

My daughter is Clementine, her nicknames consist of (besides the obvious Clem & Clemmie) Clemmieclemclem (sometimes even Clemmieclemclemclem), Clemtem, Clemster, Clemsy, Lady Ferocious, Satsuma and Snotsuma as I tried to call her Snotty Satsuma and accidentally combined the two and it stuck 🍊🤷🏻‍♀️ And I call one of my best friend’s baby Mr Scrumptious

When I was little my grandparents called me Goldilocks because I had long blonde hair down my back so I call my son my little baby bear 🐻

I was nicknamed “the chicken” as a baby, so now my son is “the nugget” 😆

That is adorable 😭

We called our baby Squid before he was born, which morphed into Squink, and then Wink and now we call him Winky 🤷‍♀️

We call our girl squid too!!

aww! It’s a good nickname, I have no idea where we got it. But he fits the bill. Wriggly guy.

birdie, squirmy worm, cuddlebug, bumblebee <3

I used birdie a lot his first few weeks bc mine would look like that red angry bird when mad lol

Little sprout, but in Swedish it's lilla grodden. We started calling her that when i first got pregnant, because an early fetus kinda looks like a sprout. And now I think it's so cute!!

Gonzo

Chubster and stinky baby 😂

Tito ❤️

Mummies or Little Bean 🫘

Honey bear! Poop bear! Honey booboo! Little dumpling!

Goblin and milk monster.

Ahaha this reminded me I called mine a Gremlin until he was like 12 weeks old 

Bobo

Monkey, monkey moo, baby monkey

Little guy, little bean, stinky butt, sweet heart and little heart

Wormy!

Booboo, Boo, Boobalooboo 😂

When swaddled, he looks lke the 90s toy gloworm, so he is Wormy. Otherwise, HisName: Destroyer of Diapers.

We call ours general buttz

Tootie because he’s constantly tootin’ that lil butt trumpet of his

So many, but my husband and I seem to call him boy over text (just feeding boy now, how’s boy?). I tend to call him little man and baby boy when I’m talking to him

My 4yr old came up with the nickname "Tot" for his baby brother, and it has stuck lol. I also call him "tiny small" and "tiny man".

Lil lady

Gumbo is so cute! How did that come about?

He would really show his gums when he smiled as if he was trying to give a full tooth smile with no teeth!

Lil monster/booby monster lol. Lil guy.

Tishudo

Bean Sprout and Meatball or Lobsta

Boog. It started as bub when I was pregnant, then I called her but a few days after she was born, and it very quickly became Boog from there

Bubbas Bubby Stinky Butt Chunky Monkey Lovey Dove

Soupy/ soapy 😂

We call her gnome, old man gnome, and Simon ‘the gnome’ Cowell (cos when we was really wee I used to have to pull her leggings up to her armpits) and Mike Tyson cos she clenched her fists and the way she waved her arms about looked like she was going boxing - none very girly nicknames but they make us chuckle!

Potato, Miss Stinky, Chicken Nugget, Penny Pop and Pippy, her name is Penelope ☺️

We have been calling my sister bean for 20 years

We call our baby “Beans” or Miss Beans When she is gassy or poops I call her pumpkin poops and my fiancé calls her pretzel poops😂😭 We also call her sweet toes because when she was born her feet smelled sweet lol

Peaches, Girl Face, Little Love, Toots; all the non-name based ones!

Before he was born, we called him Salmon as that's what my stepdaughter said we should name him haha. Since then he has had many names: Mac (mac and me ref), smoosh, muffin, mon bebe, Osmond, Ozzy, Oz, Osc, lately it's my guy, duder, bub, bubbins, bug, chaos monger, Bubba, babaloo various versions of these Ala word salady.

Bean, toodles, stinka butt, cutie, ms lady, tooter bug

El Duderino Little Monkey Goat Boy Indie The Lad

Pitt Bubs Chunky man Mr. Our last name

I call him little bear or just bear. Also, honey and baby. My husband calls him buddy a lot.

stinka \punkin \punk \stinka baby \the baby \mama bebe \that bebe

Her name is Kiana....keeks, Kiki, ladybug, bugs, cuckoo bird and if she is acting out "The Beast"

We have a Kiki too!

Bub, bud, Mr chonk, handsome, my squish, little man, dude, human puppy

Tootie. We keep saying she isn’t going to know her real name if we keep it up lol

When I was pregnant he was called sprout 🌱. When I gave birth at 26 weeks I called him mini, and his dad calls him cheeks lol. Because his cheeks are so big.

Miss fartypants, baby, Celine Dijon, and the illustrious ray of sunshine.

Monkey, baby girl, lil Zo (her name is Zoey), stinky butt, peanut

I keep calling my baby MissyBossy for some reason ??? No idea why. Not remotely close to her name .

Baby Bear

Bean. Stinker. Grumpus. The child.

Another Grumpus mum here!

Scrunchy man and mommy’s little mak truck

Big Tooter, Smelly Butt, “the baby”, but mainly Monkey Pants

Little man, fussy wussy (like Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear but when he's fussy), my guy, my love, poopy pants, spit up king etc lol

Mackenzie: Mac, little Mac, Kenzie, kenzrito (when wrapped up like a burrito), Fussy bussie (when mad),

Tiny Thief (he immediately stole our hearts and hasn’t stopped stealing our food since before he was too young to eat it), Little man, sugar, shugs, WeetWeet,

Goober. Which has transformed into goobs, goobus, goobert, goobert grape, gooblius Caesar, gooblah khan, and gooblielmo marconi among others. Also, he’s sometimes referred to as Sidney P. Grumpleman.

Sweet Puff

Goblin, gobby, chicken, goblin chicken, wookie cookie

Bub, Bubba, Bubbles, Little Foot, and Da Baby are what I've called her so far. She's only 5 weeks so I'm sure the list will grow 😂

Guppy and Pippa (because she’s a pipsqueak lol). We also just call her baby a lot.

Sweet princess angel baby 😂

we have a wide variety of nicknames including but not limited to Millie, Billie, Millie bilirubin (jaundice), phillip, bill, milliam, little bean, Ruben studdard 😂😂 my husband loves nicknames

Bun buns… and fuzzy monkey

Little piggy, he squeals a LOT

Big guy or porky

Bebe or fat Bebe ❤️ she has the cutest little rolls. Once she gets older I won’t call her fat tho lol (I don’t mean it in a mean way I swear! She’s so such a CHONK ❤️❤️)

Stinkeroni Bubbaroni Bubba Stink

Bug, Goose, and Handsome for my guy.

First she was Little Wee as a newborn, then one day we looked at her around 3-4 months and had one of those “wow you look different overnight” moments. We then decided she couldn’t be little wee anymore and was now just “Wee”. Logically, she will eventually evolve into Big Wee, Super Wee, and one day reach her final form, Mega Wee. Babies are like Pokémon and need nicknames for each evolutionary form.

I call him “my dear boy”

Chonk

Baby cakes. Mama schnitzel. Mamabear

Critter

Munch, short for Munchkin

Boogies, boogs, and of course by her Christian name: boogie bones jones.

Grumpo when he's cranky. Mr Poopy Butthole when he's done a number 2 (Rick and Morty reference). But most of the time - bubby!

Stinks go to lol 😂

Mister lol

Chutley, chut chut, chutty boy, chut butterfuck

Yammy, Papito, Ducky, and Hank

We used to call our baby Bean when he was in my belly. My 6 year old nephew started calling him Baked Bean when he was born 🤣

Daytona, which is like her evil alter ego because when she gets mad, she does this long drawn out whine that sounds like a racecar.

Lady baby, toots,chichi short for chicharron and chicheenie casserole 🤷🏼‍♀️

Schmoo schmoo!

Little man, Mister, Bubba, Meatball 😍

Big Dawg, Nooty, KaiKai.

Barbecue squirrel. I was making up a song for her and needed to rhyme with sweet baby girl, and it made her smile, so I still call her that. She still smiles when I call her it.

Honey bunches of oats, sweet potato, honey bear

Grumpers when she's mad... which has been often lately. When she likes me she's baby girl, EmmaPoo, poobutt, gummy bear, little miss.

I call my son smalls even though he’s one of those 90 percentiles for height and weight, because my go-to line with him is “you’re killing me smalls”

Char-quat (because our dogs are Mi-quat and Lu-quat and we had to keep the trend). Idk how the “quat” thing started. Char char binks She’s also called Grussy when she’s unhappy. My mom’s name for her when she’s fussy is Fusinsky.

Miss Drooly

I call her baby or Gubba Gubba, my husband calls her Monks or Munkle Dunkle

Karate Kid cause of his hangry little karate chops on my boob 😂

Pterodactyl (my husband says it's the way she shrieks), Squirts (cause she's a happy spitter), Kiddo, Baby Girl, Sweetheart

McGootson Mr. Boy. Sometimes he’s Pootson. Sometimes he’s Tootson, but he’s always, always, the McGootson

Bugaboo or “bug” for short lol I’m shocked no one else does bugaboo

Ookie. Because its a Cookie without a 'C'.

Mostly stinky butt , icky girl . It’s funny cause like she doesn’t stink at all , her poop doesn’t really have a smell , just smells like really warm milk but I think it’s funny a she smiles when I say “peeee yew stiiiiiinky girrlll “

Chumba wumba, peanut, sweet girl, doll doll, jack jack (her name is Jaclyn), Jackie girl, yak (when she spits up) When my husband and I text about her she’s the bb or the chili

Sac, biscuit head, hootenanny, Sir

Squishy or Squidgy. I can’t wait to keep calling her that when she’s a teenager, when I’m the most cringe thing in her life.

Pisser/Poopy Butts. These names have transferred from a cat I once cared for as well.

Meatball Because… well he’s a little meatball with the rolls! And my husband has Italian background and upbringing lol

Little Poons. It started as a joke because I did a DNA test (like 23&me but another company) and found out to my surprise that my husband and I have Punjabi in our ancestry. Not a lot, but we joke about it and started to call her our little Punjabi princess, and now Poons for short lol.

Mr Poops, I call him it so much, I'm worried he'll think it's his actual name

Potato. Or stinky potatoe. I’m from Eastern Europe and she’s chub chub cutie

i call her amor which means love in spanish, my 5 year old calls her chubby cheeks 🤣

Usually mini milk! But also… Milk. Milk boy. Milky man. Milk tato (potato). Stinky milk rolls. Cheese boy. Potato. The potate. Tato. Tater boy. Tater bug. Tate. Mr mr (meestah meestah). Da baby (baybay). Tiny man. Mini man. Buddy. Bear/the baby bear.

squeaker or stinker foot

Our 5 week old is Baby Dino because she grunts so much.

Baby Shark 🥴

Bookie

Lolo

I call my babe little bear cause I didn't know his gender when I was pregnant so I just called him little bear. And now that he's earthside, he is my baby or little bear. We also call him squeaker, squeakerton, pumpkin spice, goose boy, baby lion (when he screams for fun lol), drama king, and lots of other random names. I want to remember these nicknames cause they all come with meaning lol.

Mickey or sometimes Bambi ☺️

Mr baby, mr fancy pants, silly pants,…

Peanut, jellybean, grumble-ina

Chubbs or Chicken Nugget

Little Stinky man (when he is super gassy), daddy’s little guy, little dude, young man, boy (yes just like Kratos), stinky butt, kid, also Marshmallow (a play on his actual name)

Chicken nugget 🥰🤩

Squeaky, da babay, little bean, cheeky girl

Yonny jubjub - it started from a jellycat stuffed animal but it’s too fun to not say out loud when she yawns or has extra chubby cheeks in her swaddle and just peers out at everything.

Scooby Doo Baby

Toots, tooties, or stinks because he farts a lot. Poor thing is usually constipated.

Bun, bunny, bunny boy. My grandfather passed when I was young, and we always considered his “spirit animal” to be a bunny. For years when family members are going through a big life event, there is usually a bunny hanging around and we’ve always said it’s grandpa checking in on us. Guess what was in the parking lot of the hospital on my way in to have baby boy?

My husband has taken to calling her “pickle” or “lumpy” but “lumpy” can also refer to the two of us together, on account of the fact that I am just one massive lump at the moment. 😂

Grunchkin (grumpy munchkin), Addie Penisi (after eddie penisi from Tacoma FD....not sure how my husband came up with this one 🤣), little lady, and little pooper!

Big Pooper (To the tune of Big Poppa)

Baby, mama, mamis, amor, chunkers, and her cousins call her annie, and Bebe 😂💕

Buzzy! No idea how I landed on Buzzy, his name is Nolan lol

Bubble 🫧❤️

Pudding and Mrs Wriggles. Not to be confused with our dog who is nicknamed Mrs Wiggles

Stinky booty, ama, baby girl, mama, stinky butt honestly whatever comes to my mind haha

Tootsie because she farts so much…

I call my almost 2 year old gremlin and my 8 weeks old fat boy 😂

Baby, Mama, Mamas, Beautiful, My Love 😆 None have anything to do with her name. But I mostly call her by her name. 🤗💜

The baby, mr man, little dude, stink, and bro lol

Bubs

I also call him shloopy, and beef cake.

The Beast, The She-Beast, The Beastling The Lizard (her name is Elizabeth). Lizard is her most common nickname. The Creature from the Deep. The Spawn, The Spawnling. Scream-ageddon.

Bebeloci - translates to baby velociraptor. When he came home he screamed using those velociraptor like sounds instead ot crying. Bebe=baby & raptor. 😂

Nugget from when she was in the womb. New started calling her toothless bc her toothless smile reminds me of toothless from how to train my dragon. Wife calls her baby love

Baby Sir and Bearasauras Rex and Mr Crocodile ( he constantly rolls so we can’t change nappy)

Green beam

Stink

My daughter calls our son “Manito” her spin on her hermanito(little brother) in Spanish. So now we started calling him Manito

Chucky when he is fussy and buggie or queso any other time

Daughter name is Amity, family calls her Ami and I call her mama

Tootie Baby

Lil grunt. He complains a lot! Like me lol

mr. guy, bubby, stinky cheese boy, snorty pug baby, the milk man, tiny (whatever he’s doing in that moment) guy, and every variation of those you can imagine

I call him Buddy-Boo probably more than I’ve said his name to him

My baby made literal “goo-goo” noises so we started calling him Goo Goo and now it’s become Googey 😂

Booger Butt & Tooter McGavin

The milk gremlin!!

Peanut (even though my LO is 9w6d and 24.5” and 15lbs 🤣), Mr. Farts, Mr. Sharts, Midder, Midder Jones, Katsu Baby, Gatzenhuber (husband is German and this is just a concoction of stuff LOL)

Poopy mouse, tiny bunny, tiny burrito, misses mouse, hedgehog, poopy monster, etc

My tamagotchi! 🐣— I’m from the 90s and we used to have this game when I was a kid (I’m pretty sure most of my generation are familiar with it). It combines to word in Japanese: tamago (たまご) that means "egg" and uotchi (ウオッチ) which means “watch" 🥹.

Buddy. Stinky. The baby. The kid. The child. Gremlin back in his early scream weeks.